vengeance

I was scrolling through Weibo boredly, and I checked the time, it was only after [-]:[-] pm, so early, is there no activity, such as fighting a landlord or something.I was thinking about how to make it appear that I don't want to play very much but convincingly asked if I want to play some games together, when I suddenly heard a noise coming from the next door, and then I received a WeChat message from Sun Yuzhou asking if I want to come West Island and their room to play together.

I immediately jumped up from the quilt, pulled Fang Rui up and passed.

When I entered the room, I saw that they were about to start. Fan Li greeted Fang Rui and me to get drinks, while holding a can of beer and drinking vigorously. There were beer cans crumbling around his legs.

Not long after Fang Rui and I sat down, the game started.

Sun Yuzhou was thinking about this game. He watches a lot of variety shows. He probably wants to practice with us long after he sees which game is fun.Each of us has to write three questions "Which of the six people is the most..." on a piece of paper. When asking, point to a person who you think fits the answer. .Whoever gets the most votes gets to drive.Okay, don't explain, don't talk about anything. In the spirit of promoting mutual understanding between roommates and strengthening bonds to achieve effective communication, I know you just want to drive.

see through!

After we all sat in a circle and got ready, Sun Yuzhou casually grabbed a handful of paper balls, and burst out laughing after seeing it: "Who do you think is the best among the six people? Three, two, one, refer to!"

Except for the kind-hearted Xi Dao who looked around at a loss, and finally pointed at Sun Yuzhou tremblingly, everyone else pointed at me!All!refer to!Go!I!I was shocked to find that Fang Rui also pointed at me!Why, when did I expose it, bah!I'm not in secondary school, what's wrong with me!

Sun Yuzhou suppressed a smile: "It seems that everyone expects it, let's talk about the reason, starting with Fu Yuan."

"Cough. That's when we seemed to be discussing diplomacy in class," Fu Yuan said while trying to hold back a laugh, his voice trembling, "then, haha, cough, I think he said that Kissinger said, what the hell , When it was over, I took out my mobile phone and searched for that sentence, and then went back to Kissinger with confidence, mainly because of that expression, you understand hahahaha..."

"Hahaha I saw it too, I died laughing."

Well, laugh at me, you just laugh, hum.

Fan Li: "It's like running naked without changing your underwear. You can talk about everything from bacteria to pasteurization."

My friend, I think you are probably beaten by the lack of society.

Sun Yuzhou: "Hahahaha when?"

Fan Li: "During the military training."

Sun Yuzhou: "Hahahahaha I don't even know."

Pissed off, mad at me.

Fu Yuan added: "Don't dare to look at the results of the old man's investigation method. When we found out, he felt like Schrödinger's cat. Who wants to know your mental journey?"

Sun Yuzhou: "Arguing with the dorm aunt can involve logic, and he said he wanted to refute her logically."

"Also say they are ignorant and dogmatic."

"Yep."

I slammed the pillow angrily: "That's not a quarrel, I'm an argument!"

Sun Yuzhou suppressed a smile: "Okay, okay, no quarrel, no quarrel, it's an argument, and the aunt is going to find a counselor."

Fang Rui said: "There are always a lot of opinions to be expressed, and after they are finished, they deny themselves."

"Yes, I tried to cover up my true thoughts, and my words were specious, and I always wanted to leave room for it." Sun Yuzhou said again.

"Yes."

They left and right began to complain about me, and finally Fu Yuan said in a concluding sentence: "To put it bluntly, I like to add drama to myself."

They laughed again.

! ! ! !

I suddenly felt a sense of awakening and a little anger.

Very good, so you are my first, I will remember you, Fu Yuan!Better not get caught by me!

"Okay, where's the car?"

"Ah?" I was confused, and I was still angry.

"Drive."

"Uh..." I really couldn't remember for a while.

"I know, cough." Fu Yuan raised his hand with a smirk, "Hot dog."

"Oh——!!!" Sun Yuzhou and Fan Lile clapped their hands, Fang Rui smiled without saying a word.

I had no choice but to ask Xi Dao next to him, "What do you mean?" He shook his head with a blank expression on his face.I had no choice but to ask Fu Yuan what he meant. This brother said that sausage is sandwiched between bread, use your sociological imagination!

I looked back and blushed.Damn chicken, these ones usually look serious and full of yellow waste.

After drinking for three rounds, I think everyone’s drinking was a little bit high. Halfway through, Sun Yuzhou felt that drinking beer alone was not fun, so he went to get the foreign wine and fruit juice from the club. Our coupons can enjoy all services such as wine, massage, etc. , If you need it, just go to the front desk and tell the waiter.Just now Fan Li went to the toilet, and continued to drink when he came back.

"Next question, who do you think is the sexiest—oh——" Sun Yuzhou whistled, and everyone started clapping and booing together.

"Who the hell is asking this question, gay people are gay hahahaha..." Fan Li was a little tipsy, and his emotions seemed abnormally high, he slapped Fu Yuan on the shoulder and laughed loudly.

Fu Yuan leaned forward after being photographed by him, and also began to laugh silly.

Seeing Fu Yuan laugh so hard that his teeth can't be seen, I suddenly understand why he always has a sullen face and doesn't smile often, and he smiles like a big fool, with no aloofness at all.Fan Li hiccupped from laughing, lay down on the ground and took pictures of Fu Yuan, and after taking the pictures, he made them into emojis and sent them to the group.This is a big hobby of our Shao Fan. There was a time when they had a good relationship, he especially liked to secretly take pictures of Fu Yuan's ugly photos, and then made them into emoticons, such as indifference, disdain, and laughing Like a two-hundred-pound idiot, with a slightly trembling hand holding a pizza, the original white eyes, the original rejection... Anyway, there is no ugliest, only uglier, and post it in the group when you are done. The problem is that it is really too funny. I once saw him posting various emoticons of Fu Yuan going out to play video games with Fu Yuan. He laughed out loud in the library, and then kept laughing, laughing all night, and I wanted to laugh when I saw it.At first, Fu Yuan was so angry that he chased him all over the dormitory, but then he followed him.In other words, Fan Li really hasn't done this for a long time, especially in the recent period, they always seem to be at odds.

I was secretly happy seeing them like this, but luckily I didn't drink much.

Um?Why is this cup double shadowed?I didn't believe in evil, so I took the cup and put it under my nose to stare at it. Suddenly, Sun Yuzhou said, "Come on, stop laughing, one, two, three, point!"

Xi Dao, Sun Yuzhou, and Fang Rui pointed to Fu Yuan, Fu Yuan pointed to Xi Dao, and Fan Li pointed to himself. Anyway, no matter who is the most handsome, the smartest, or the most popular with women, he all points to himself anyway, and gives reasons At that time, he was plausible, but Sun Yuzhou couldn't laugh or cry when he said that Fan Li, you are not allowed to point at himself. It seems that he didn't listen at all.I pointed at Fang Rui dazedly, thinking in my heart, it's broken, am I exposed now.

In the end, no one cared for me at all, just seeing Nishijima-kun blushing after being cueed, looking at Fu Yuan with sparkling eyes and saying that his face is handsome, but in fact he looks a little cute, but his figure It is surprisingly good, with muscles, so it looks a bit cute in contrast, not only popular with women, but also popular among boys with homosexual orientation.

I nodded silently as I listened, feeling like I was going to be convinced by Nishijima.Fu Yuan's face is indeed a little boyish and youthful, probably because he was trained as a sports student in middle school for a period of time, practicing long-distance running, his skin is relatively dark, and his figure is very good. That kind, especially the calf, the lines are very beautiful...

Fu Yuan smiled at this time, stretched out his hand and pinched Nishi Dao's shoulder: "You still talk about me, let me tell you, don't be fooled by Riku's (Lu) face, he's also in super good shape."

Fuck, the relationship is so good that they call each other by their first names?

Fan Li's expression turned ugly immediately: "How do you know that?"

Fu Yuan looked at Xi Dao: "We often go to the gym together, I saw it." At this time, Xi Dao blushed even more, as if he was a little embarrassed.

I was immersed in the boundless thoughts, and Sun Yuzhou smiled again: "I understand. Xidao-kun is indeed like this, but Xidao-kun Bai, the elder brother is different. You look at the face of the elder brother, just look at the face, And usually, handsome is handsome, but I really think he is actually quite cute, but, hey, from the overall point of view, including his figure, he usually looks like that, hey, do you remember that there was a The school girl chasing him said he was abstinent, really, generally speaking, don’t you think there is always a little bit of pornography.”

"Ouch~ The old driver is racing again!" Fan Li laughed wildly, and started to slap Sun Yuzhou on the back again.

"Suo Suo Suo (yes, yes, yes), wagalu, wagalu (I understand, I understand), that is, especially the eyes, when I look at you seriously, I feel very innocent, but..." The drunken Xidao-kun She completely let go of herself, getting together with Sun Yuzhou is like YY idol's fan girl, and she doesn't hide her great appreciation for Yuan.

Sun Yuzhou's face turned red with a smile, and he began to increase his horsepower again: "It's the dog's eyes! It's as innocent as a small animal, but very focused, it's the feeling that the eyes lock on you, when you always feel intense..."

Ah, I was beaten and beaten, and I took advantage of the chaos to make amends: "What are you talking about! What are you talking about!..."

Sun Yuzhou smiled while covering his head: "Oh, I'm a girl, from a girl's point of view, that is, if I'm going to be slept with, I want to choose Fu Yuan... Oh, don't hit me, don't hit me."

Fu Yuan was not unhappy at all, and approached Sun Yuzhou with a smile: "How do you know, hey, how do you know that when I am fierce..."

Ah, I was beaten again and again, so I went up and punched me again: "What are you talking about, pervert..."

Sun Yuzhou also laughed, and wanted to continue driving: "And don't you think Fan Li's butt is very upturned, just like... um." Before he finished speaking, Fan Li covered his mouth, this brother doesn't talk much Said, just pulled Sun Yuzhou's clothes to cover his head and it was a blast, tsk tsk tsk, I took advantage of the chaos and slapped Fan Li's butt a few times, anyway, everyone was fighting in a mess, Mr. Xidao fell asleep He didn't wake up after making so much noise, and slept soundly on the floor. Usually, it should be his bedtime at this time. Fu Yuan, who was booing and beating others, passed by him and didn't forget to cover him with the quilt.Fang Rui, who was hiding aside, laughed so hard that his eyes were crooked, and he just lay on the tatami and couldn't get up.

In the chaos, Sun Yuzhou climbed up to Fu Yuan again, leaned into his ear and said something to him. This brother laughed wildly, looked even more stupid, and yelled at Fan Li: "It's a good thing to have a good butt, I praise you Praise you! Hahaha!" He laughed with Sun Yuzhou as he spoke.

"That's right!" Fan Li suddenly felt complacent, tilted his head, and lay down on Fu Yuan's body, "How about Xiao Qiao confessing to me!"

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Fu Yuan put away his laughing expression, suddenly pulled down his face, and with a flick of his hand, Fan Li was pulled down.

With a blunt sound, his head hit the place where there was no bedding.

"Ouch!" Fan Li cried out in pain, as if he was half awake from the wine, he rubbed his head while shouting, "What are you doing!"

"Are you very proud? You don't feel comfortable if you don't show off for a day, don't you?" Fu Yuan said coldly.

"I didn't show off! I just wanted to tell you guys!" Fan Li rubbed the bumped place, his tone getting weaker and weaker, his expression a little aggrieved, "I didn't think about it, I haven't promised her yet... "

Here it is again, Uncle Fan, who usually hates the sky and the air, only looks like a weak little milk dog to Fu Yuan who is angry, um, hello, he can't say anything after barking for a long time what come.

"If you like Xiao Qiao so much, go with him. What's the matter with hanging out with us every day. Go, go now, you should go to the movies and watch movies, why don't you go?"

"Then you mean that I can't be with you anymore, don't you. If you bother me, just say it."

"To me is to bother you. It's up to whoever you are with, just don't be with me." Fu Yuan sat up straight and looked at him coldly.

Fan Li's eyes were red, and he jumped up and ran towards Fu Yuan. Afraid that he would make a move, Sun Yuzhou quickly stopped him and hugged him to calm him down.

"I care about your uncle's Fu Yuan! You... um." I quickly covered this ancestor's mouth, I will tell you if you do this.

Fan Li earned a lot, and pushed my hand away: "It's a pity that I have always regarded you as my best friend! What the hell is wrong with you being so weird these days! I have endured you for long enough, and I still want to treat you What's wrong with you! Ah! You fucking think I don't like it, so just say it!"

"For me, I just don't like your eyes, so that I feel uncomfortable every minute and every second I see you." Fu Yuan said lightly, but the tone of these words was like a hammer, heavy and smashing People are in pain again.

He was against the light, and the expression on his face could not be seen clearly in the dim light, but at this moment the air was sticky as if someone had stuck it with glue, making it difficult to breathe.

Fan Li seemed to have been drained of all his strength, and sat down all of a sudden, putting all his strength on Sun Yuzhou who was holding him.Fu Yuan didn't even look at us, he got up and went straight out, opened the door halfway and turned around angrily: "This is my room, you go out!"

The author has something to say: I watched a lot of old drivers’ variety shows recently, and then I saw the shock speech about the old driver in the 78 Xuanfan, so I wrote it in it, and I feel very cute... Hehehehehehehehe

happy New Year!