vengeance

Hello everyone, my name is Gu Yangchen.Every day when I wake up and look at my handsome face in the mirror, I feel satisfied and a little melancholy at the same time.Why, probably because of the short-lived emotion of youth and the fleeting sadness of life.Will I be as handsome tomorrow as today? I'm not sure, it's just... Hey, why do I have a big pimple on my face?Is it because the weather is too dry, tsk, it's so ugly, I really want to squeeze it.No, I can't squeeze it. Squeezing the pimples by myself doesn't fit my personality, hold it back.Tsk.Is this man brushing his teeth or spraying water? Does he define himself as an elephant fetching water in the African savannah?

I silently rolled my eyes at him in my heart, still calm on the surface, propped up my arm stained by mouthwash and put it under the faucet to rinse.

I looked up at the handsome man in the glasses. There were drops of water on the sides of the electric eyes. The eye circles and around the nose were red, and he had a handsome special effect like a water lily.

Oh, this big mirror can't bring out my handsomeness.Vomit, feel a little nauseous, forget it, don't be too crazy, low-key, low-key.

I shook the bangs in front of me, opened the bedroom door and walked in.

After putting away my cup and basin, I shook the silly X called Fang Rui on the opposite shop.

"Get up and go out to study."

The hillock-like quilt curled up in front of me squirmed slightly at a speed invisible to the naked eye, and there was a muffled hum from inside.

"Do not."

Very good, although this refusal was weak and dejected, but the firm tone and resolute attitude are really totally O you Justin Bieber awesome K.

"Get up. You don't want to write your thesis anymore, don't you want to pass Lao Gao's class?"

"Five more minutes of sleep..."

"Now, immediately, immediately, get up, or else don't want me to take you flying tonight's double kill night."

"wait for me."

I carried the schoolbag I packed last night and walked to the door of the dormitory. I put my hands in my trouser pockets and finished reading the daily must-see classmate Fang Rui. Back to the process of clearing schoolbags.So I lightly turned off the lamp on the table, so as not to disturb the dreams of the roommates in the dormitory who have not yet woken up.After all, I am a good-looking young man in the new century who is handsome, rich, good at studying and qualified, and cares about his roommates and classmates...

Suddenly there was a loud bang, and then there was a bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.

"Fuck... what are you doing..."

"It's only seven o'clock, big brother...would you work too hard..."

"Huh? Is there any class this morning? What day is it? Day, I'm so tired..."

"..."

Tsk, this idiot knocked down the hanger in the dark.

Taking a breath of the fresh morning air on campus, tidying up the scattered clothes and towels and reassembling the vertical hangers made me exhausted, and I don’t know who is mentally handicapped to put the changed underwear on the hanger, making me dig out the clothes I accidentally touched the elastic band of the underwear when I was in the middle of the night, which made me very angry, and I had to rub my hands with the disposable disinfectant in my schoolbag for a while.

"Hello, Teacher Gao." I obediently said hello to the old professor who got up early to exercise.

"Hey, Yang Chen, it's quite early today. Are you going to self-study?"

"Yes, you also get up early to exercise."

……

Yes, this is me. In front of the teacher, I am a good young man who studies hard and is positive and enterprising. The design cannot be collapsed. Yes, it is me. The fireworks with different colors. I looked back to see if Fang Rui just greeted the teacher. Come up, turn around and walk into the early morning mist, the brick-red teaching building in front is looming in the bright sky.

I think the picture at this moment must be very beautiful, but it is a pity that I, as myself, will never be able to see this scene. This is probably the most regrettable thing for me as "me".ah!How touching. Boys who are so handsome and hardworking like me are rare. I will enter the teaching building and post on Weibo. I have already thought about the copywriting and pictures. On the newborn sun outside the window, write "Sunshine in the winter morning, a new day, keep going. (Come on) (Come on)"

perfect.

After posting Weibo, I turned on my computer and logged on to the campus network. I was about to look for references for my mid-term paper when my phone vibrated on the table.

I swiped open the screen, and this message appeared on WeChat:

"A 1-story dormitory long group (6)

Floor 6 Chu Xuan: @大海星-陈 will go to the airport with me to pick up a Japanese exchange student who was assigned to your dormitory, and then show him around the campus and dormitory. See you at the east gate at nine o’clock, remember to arrive on time. "

WTF?

It feels like I am going to devote all my time this week to the great cause of writing a thesis. The first step of searching for literature is aborted.

Distraught, I opened Weibo to see if anyone liked me.

Tsk, no.Probably because it was too early, they hadn't woken up yet, or they were in class or taking a shower, and they didn't have time to read Weibo.Well, that must be the case.

Forget it, take a look at the trumpet.

I don’t know if I didn’t post it, but once I posted it, I actually laughed out loud, and Yu Yiqing’s fans were scolding us again for Zhong Zhixi’s speculation of cp.I reposted a Weibo and typed a paragraph in a crackling voice: Please don’t follow the rhythm of the Weibo cooked by Aite, the intended relative. The shooting of this advertisement is the mutual love of both parties, and the company is also working together to promote it. In addition, even if it is reported on the Internet that we, Zhong Zhong, took the lead, there is no real hammer. The positions in the advertisements of both parties are obviously distributed symmetrically along the diagonal of the screen. No matter how you look at the advertisements, they treat them equally. Some people say that Zhongxi has taken the position of C. I suggest you to study the knowledge of three-dimensional geometry or change your mobile phone. If you still feel that there is a problem, I guess you may have symptoms of strabismus. Based on your physical health, I suggest you When I went out, I found a community hospital to have a look at my eyes. Straight men were homophobic and even made fun of homosexual CPs.Also, you said that there is a stick in Zhong Zhi’s name, which is Zhong Zhi, the straight man of steel. Logically speaking, I don’t quite understand it. Please give me further advice. (Smile)

I browsed the full text again, and felt that the sentences were smooth and there were no typos, the wording was very polite, and the rebuttals were also very forceful. Well, is it a bit too long?I deleted a few words, forget it, I can’t delete it, it’s [-]:[-], my God, time flies, I have to leave quickly, I checked the Weibo account again, it’s a trumpet, yes, yes, right? , Yes, it's "Flash Boy Zhong Keai", that's right.Hey, post it, post it, don't care.

Pressing the send button, I put the phone back in my pocket, and wanted to talk to Fang Rui, but when I turned around, I found this guy lying on the table, sleeping soundly.

Heh, I really can't afford it.

I took out my mobile phone and sent him a WeChat message to explain the situation, and then embarked on the road to pick up the airport.

Japanese?Why do the Japanese come to our country? Hey no, it’s not very good to say that. It doesn’t fit my harmonious, friendly and peaceful style of painting. But shouldn’t exchange students live in the foreign student dormitory? Why live in our dormitory?

So annoying, gone are the days of the posh five-person room.

"Five Young Masters in Beijing (5)

11:28

Dahai Xing-Chen: Brothers, a Japanese exchange student will live in our dormitory soon, everyone tidy up and leave a good impression on others. We will meet at the Friendship Restaurant at twelve o'clock and have a meal together.

Fan Li: What the hell?What?Which parity also hinted?

Fan Li: Even and Odd

Fan Li: Even and Odd

Fan Li: Even and Odd

Fan Li: What the hell is odd and even? Why did I type odd and even?

Fu Yuan: shut up

Sun Yuzhou: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Fan Li: No, who the odd and even Huang Sheng

Fan Li: Hey!What kind of rubbish is this broken input method

Fu Yuan: If you take a good look at it, you will be mentally retarded.

Haixing-Chen: Japanese exchange student

Fan Li: What?Japan, shit, shit, awesome, why, shit, where do you think he lives?

Haixing-Chen: Live here.

Fan Li: I'll go, I'm growing up, the first time I've met a Japanese guy, is there a handsome young man? No, he must be very short. Hey, what do you look like? Ugly, you can't lower us Do you think the beauty of the dormitory is enough for you alone?

Haixing-Chen: People are neither ugly nor short, you will know when you meet them.

Fu Yuan: Is the skin itchy?Do you want to be beaten up for a day without yawning?

Sun Yuzhou: Hahahahaha you two are so funny

Fan Li: Hahaha you already know hahaha don’t be a fool, let me tell you, Sun Yuzhou is only your IQ and you basically say goodbye to graduate school and still go to graduate school, don’t be silly, naive, you know? Difficult to type these three words

......"

Damn mentally handicapped, I turned off the phone, hey, why did I laugh, cough, the high-cold character design can't collapse, close it!Okay, take it, um, take it.Well, temperament, I cut my hair in front of the roadside reflector, paying attention to temperament.