When Mary Sue Met a Heartthrob

Chu Yunxian embarked on the long journey to school with a small schoolbag on her back.

For him, going to school is actually not difficult. He only needs to move his fingers and he can instantly move to any corner of the world.

Therefore, Chu Yunxian has never gone to the toilet to poop since she was a child.

Where is he going?He went to the black hole to pull.

Whenever Chu Yunxian couldn't hold back anymore, she took off her panties, took advantage of the moment when the smell was about to fall, held her breath, and "pop!" instantly moved around the black hole.

Then, at the moment when Smelly left the butt, "Crack!", and then moved back in an instant, Smelly was sucked into the black hole.

Clean, efficient and pollution-free!

It is more advanced than the most advanced toilet seat in Sakura Country!

Thanks to the 16 times of breath-holding exercises for 4244 years, once a day from childhood to adulthood, Chu Yunxian's lung capacity is astonishingly large.

Chu Yunxian's small schoolbag is also unusual.

If you look carefully, careful people can find that this schoolbag has a faint blue light.

This is the schoolbag that Chu Yunxian has enchanted.

It looks small and light, but it's actually heavier than a fully loaded truck.

Chu Yunxian's ten-square-kilometer big bed was stuffed in it, and because Chu Sihai insisted that the school bed was uncomfortable, he insisted on taking it with him.

Of course, to Chu Yunxian, the weight of a truck is no different than a feather falling on his body.

Besides, the weight of the schoolbag can be adjusted by him at will.

Chu Yunxian used the map on his mobile phone to navigate the way to Haida for himself.

In order to avoid impassable roads and buildings, the route navigated by the mobile phone is tortuous.

Chu Yunxian scratched his head and fell into confusion.

He clearly remembered that the teacher taught him that the straight line is the shortest between two points.

The damn mobile phone actually tried to trick him into taking a detour.

Chu Yunxian snapped and dropped the phone.

He goes by himself!

Only the disused mobile phone was left, with sister Zhiling's twitching voice: "XX map, continue to guide you..."

Chu Yunxian is valiant and embarks on the journey with high spirits.

He went on a rampage all the way, only taking the shortest line taught by the teacher, and never turning a corner.

The house was in the way and turned over.

The boulder was in the way, and it was smashed when stepped on.

Ten minutes later, a large river blocked the way.

The big river is so turbulent that there is almost no end in sight at a glance.

There is no bridge, the bridge is far, far away.

The retribution for not listening to sister Zhiling's words came.

The reeds on the bank are swaying with the wind, the sky and the earth are vast, and there are white sails in the middle of the river. The autumn wind brings the boatman's majestic and low whistle song:

"Look at this river, it's long and wide, eh, it's big and round like this face, eh, it's big and round, eh, it's big and round..."

Chu Yunxian did not hesitate at all.

He stepped into the river, walking freely, like walking on flat ground.

A miracle happened.

His two little feet were shining with blue light. With this as the center, a circle was drawn with a radius of [-] kilometers. The part of the river within the circle was covered with thick ice.

Coincidentally, the river is exactly two thousand kilometers long.

So, from the source to the mouth of the sea, this poor river was all frozen, not even a centimeter of water was left.

The boatman looking in the mirror at the river said, "Hey, my face is not ordinary, it is big and round..."

Chu Yunxian stepped on the ice to cross the river, and continued walking, but another tall and thick wall stood in front of him.

Chrysanthemum pollen wafted in the wind, Chu Yunxian's nose itched, "Ah-ah!"

"boom!"

"Rumble rumble—!"

The entire wall collapsed and became a pile of abandoned bricks and stones.

Chu Yunxian stepped on it swaggeringly, and the bricks and stones kneeled down and Chu Yunxian's powerful strength turned into powder one after another.

On the other side of the wall, the construction period was about to come, and a demolition team was worried because they couldn't finish the project on time.

The head of the demolition team and his team members knelt down and prayed to God, "God, please send meteorites from the sky and smash this wall! It's too thick! I can't tear it down!"

God: Satisfy you.

"Boom, boom, boom—!"

After the deafening sound, the head of the demolition team and his team members turned around, and saw that the thick wall that had been demolished for three days and three nights had been razed to the ground in an instant.

Weeping with joy!

A house as big as the Chu family must be located in the outskirts of Haicheng. Now, through this wall, Chu Yunxian has reached the urban area of ​​Haicheng.

Chu Yunxian was stunned by the scene in front of him.

Cars come and go, there is a din of people, high-rise buildings, feasting and feasting.

Spectacular.

He saw a car parked on the side of the road, some people got on and some people got off.

That should be the bus that the teacher talked about, right?

There happened to be a car going to Haida, so Chu Yunxian got into the car.

There were many people in the car and it was crowded, but Chu Yunxian was very excited.

He finally lived the life of an ordinary person!

Chu Yunxian made up his mind to hide his identity as the son of the richest man and at the same time hide his super power.

Live like a normal person and make friends like that.

Chu Yunxian's eyes were bent into a crescent shape, and he was in a very happy mood, completely ignoring the smell of sweat in the car.

At this moment, he saw, not far from him, a wretched and short man with pimples on his face and long hair on the pimples, quietly put his hand into the lady's bag in front of him.

The car was crowded and no one noticed.

Chu Yunxian frowned, several words that the teacher said flashed through his mind, thief, robber, villain, robber, pervert...

Thinking and thinking, he remembered, what the teacher said, this kind of behavior, this kind of person, is called a duck!

That's right, it's a duck!

He poked the man's arm, puffed out his small chest, and said sternly, "What are you doing? You are a duck with pimples on your face and long hair on your pimples."

Thief:"???"

The bus was just calling the stop, and the other passengers didn't hear Chu Yunxian's words.

After reacting, the thief gave Chu Yunxian a vicious look.

Chu Yunxian opened her small mouth, not knowing why the other party was so fierce to her.

It is indeed a pimple on the face, with hair growing on the pimple, and it is a duck.

I completely follow the teacher's teaching, and tell the truth.

To be honest, why would you be murdered?

Looking at Chu Yunxian's innocent expression, the thief felt that he had been greatly insulted, and the whole person went crazy.

He picked up the knife and stabbed viciously at Chu Yunxian's lower abdomen.

"Man--!"

As if being stabbed on a steel plate, the tip of the knife trembled slightly, making the thief's hands tremble.

Damn, what the hell.

The thief thought Chu Yunxian was a fool, so he ignored him and concentrated on stealing.

He quietly unzipped the zipper on the lady's bag and reached inside.

Chu Yunxian was angry. He felt that the thief's behavior was just like what the teacher said that dogs can't change their behavior.

He snapped his fingers, and a faint blue light burst from his fingertips, flying to the zipper of the lady's bag.

The thief was enjoying the stealing, but he didn't notice that the zipper on the bag had turned into rows of fangs.

This thief is a philanderer. He claims that he is different from other coquettish sluts. When he steals things, he not only pays attention to material gains, but also cares about inner enjoyment.

Ah, this, this, this is Aunt Towel!

Oh, and condoms!Tsk, what a coquettish woman.

Hey, what is this?Pointy, row upon row, could it be some newly invented ♂♀ props, hehehe...

Just when the thief's face was flushed, the eyes of the bag narrowed into a line, and the fangs turned into zippers snapped shut, biting the thief's fingers fiercely, wishing to bite off his fingers.

"what!"

The thief let out a scream like a pig.

"Ah! Thief! Catch the thief!" The lady reacted and hit the thief's face with her bag.

The entire bus was boiling, and the thief had nowhere to escape, and was pinned to the ground by the tall male passenger.

Chu Yunxian persuaded at the right time: "Uncle, being a duck will not end well."

Thief:"???"

Open your mouth to come?

"Bah! You're disgusting! You're so ugly and someone buys you." The strong man holding the thief is a straight man of steel, and he can't wait to spray him with spit all over his body.

"Don't be ashamed, the ducks still rely on themselves to earn their own food, and the ducks are better than you!" The aunt spat at the thief.

"Come with us, Mr. Duck." The police came right after, and escorted the thief into the police car.

"Let's make a duck transformation inside." A passenger waved goodbye to the thief.

The thief was extremely embarrassed, with tears of regret on his face.

If I knew this earlier, why did I have to be a duck in the first place!

No, why did you need to be a thief 23333 in the first place...

There was a lot of chaos on the bus just now, it took a long time to catch the thief and wait for the police.

Seeing that the bus showed no sign of starting again, Chu Yunxian got off the bus early.

He was heading in the direction of Haicheng, and when he passed an uninhabited alley, he was blocked by several burly men with tattooed faces.

"Old and ugly perverted-ugly uncle, what are you doing?" Chu Yunxian asked politely with a smile as he was in a good mood just after catching a duck alive.

The leader's face turned green with anger, he threw the mace on Chu Yunxian's neck, grinned his big gold teeth and cursed: "Damn it, little bastard, I think you are quite crazy!"

"Hand over all the money, and I'll beat you up for a penny!"

Chu Yunxian snorted, and handed him the bag, "Old and ugly perverted uncle, all the money is in my bag, you can find it yourself." Chu Yunxian said with a smile.

"Shut up!" the leader yelled, "Call me Grandpa!"

Chu Yunxian: "Okay, ugly and old perverted ugly grandpa."

The leader: "..."

Forget it, a little fool, why bother with him, it's not good to be mad at yourself.

He is reciting it ten times, don't get angry.Then, he fiercely snatched Chu Yunxian's schoolbag, and it turned out...

"Boom!"

The schoolbag took him and hit the ground, making a big hole in the ground.

The leader: "..."

hallucination, must be hallucination.

He lifted the bag vigorously...it didn't move!

The little brother behind couldn't wait, "Boss, you can't... you can't hold it?"

"To shut up!"

Chu Yunxian looked at the leader bending over and sticking his butt again, so tired that he was sweating profusely that he couldn't lift the bag. He couldn't help remembering that the teacher had taught him to take the initiative to help the old grandpa and grandma who were weak in mobility.

He bent down, his big flickering eyes were so pure that there was no impurity, "Ugly and old perverted ugly grandpa, you can't lift it, let me help you."

A robbed person needs a handout from the robbed person, is that okay?

Being repeatedly humiliated in front of his younger brother, the leader's face hurts so much that it looks like someone pressed a soldering iron on his face.

The leader's face turned purple with anger, and he growled like a pig:

"Damn, why!"

"Scholars can be killed, but not humiliated, I will fight with you!"

He swung his mace at Chu Yunxian's head.

Chu Yunxian was taken aback for a moment, remembering what his father had told him repeatedly:

"Zai Zai, if someone dares to hit you, you must fight back, you must fight back! Remember? You belong to the self-defense of minors, and the law will not punish you severely."

It's time for me to fight back, Chu Yunxian thought.

He dodged the mace, put his fingers together, and swung a blue light.

"biubiu~"

The blue light shone on the leader, and the leader became shorter and shorter, his hands and feet became shorter, and gradually, his five fingers turned into claws, with long nails growing out, and his nose grew longer and longer , getting longer and longer, a red ball even appeared on the tip of his nose, his two front teeth protruded, his two ears were raised, his skin changed from pig liver red to grayish brown, and his cursing voice became squeak...

He turned into a little mouse!

"Squeak, squeak..."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" the attendants shouted in fright, each of them looked ashen.

It was only then that Chu Yunxian realized that there were still them. He remembered that he had to hide his identity, so he reluctantly turned them into little mice.

The villain really died from talking too much, right?

How nice it is to have a neat family~

"Squeak, squeak..." The little mice looked at each other, gesticulating with each other.

"There are mice here, come and beat them!" Auntie the cleaner rushed over with a broom, slapping them and stepping on their little tails.

"Squeak, squeak, squeak!" A few little mice ran around in fright, pissing off.

If you bully others, then let you also taste the feeling of being bullied, Chu Yunxian thought as he looked at the little mouse fleeing.

Chu Yunxian was very kind, and he didn't turn them into mice forever. He set the time limit as one day, and when the sun rose tomorrow, these mice would turn into human forms.

Just imagine, a few robbers, since they dare to rob, there must be no cameras in the alleys they choose.

And, no matter what, it is impossible for them to go to the police station and report to the police that they have been turned into rats.

Even if they said so, they would probably only be sent to a mental hospital.

They can only yell and beat everyone, and then guard the horrible memory of this day for the rest of their lives, and no one will ever understand them.

No matter how you look at it, the secret of Chu Yunxian's superpower will not be revealed.

Of course, Chu Yunxian was too innocent, he couldn't think that much at all.

He just protected himself according to what his father said.

Chu Yunxian started to go to school again.

"Robbery!" A clear voice sounded.

"..." It was rare that even Chu Yunxian was impatient.

The corners of his mouth twitched. He didn't know that his mood at the moment was exactly:

The world is so big, why bother to catch me alone?

He turned away and raised his finger.

He doesn't mind one more little mouse in the world.

However, when he saw the young man's handsome face and smirk, he was stunned.

"Handsome, handsome brother..."

He blushed and blurted out.

The author has something to say:

Xiaogong is on the stage!

Robber: Little bastard, are you double-standard? ? ?