When Mary Sue Met a Heartthrob

Du Anxing and Chu Yunxian were forced to come out during a meditation class.

It was already very cold at that time, Chu Yunxian was wearing a white down jacket, wrapped into a round glutinous rice ball, lying on the desk and sleeping soundly.

Yesterday, he was tossed by Duanxing for a whole night, his bones and skeletons were about to fall apart, he forced himself to go to class, and fell down within 5 minutes.

Teacher Sixiu turned his head and threw a piece of chalk at Chu Yunxian with a "pop!", "That classmate, you answer..."

Du Anxing raised his arm, accurately held the chalk in the palm of his hand, and blocked the attack for Chu Yunxian. He stood up and said, "Teacher, you are calling me, right? The main contradiction in our country's current society is the people. The contradiction between the longing for a better life and the insufficient and unbalanced social production.”

After finishing speaking, he sat down majestically in Teacher Sixiu's long mouth.

The roommates in the back row started whispering.

Liu Zixu poked Chen Xijing's arm, "Have you noticed that Du Dark Star pays too much attention to Chu Yunxian recently?"

Chen Xijing: "I also remembered when you said that. Recently, the two of them will not be in the dormitory for one or two days a week."

Liu Zixu gave Chen Xijing a wicked smile, and whispered something in his ear.

After class, Liu Zixu led an army (actually Qi Yuxuan and Zhang Zhuangzhuang) to block Chu Yunxian in the toilet of the teaching building.

In the middle of Chu Yunxian's urination, Liu Zixu suddenly jumped up from behind and stretched out his salty pig's hand.

Chu Yunxian was taken aback and almost smacked Liu Zixu.

"You, what are you doing!"

"Be honest, brother, is there something between you and Dark Star? Tell the truth, otherwise you won't be able to urinate in the second half."

Qi Yuxuan sneered, and Zhang Zhuangzhuang blushed in embarrassment.

"Hurry up," Liu Zixu pressed Chu Yunxian against the wall of the cubicle.

Chu Yunxian died of embarrassment, "Let go of me, or I will call someone."

Liu Zixu smirked, "Who is your name? Your man has been lured away by someone I sent."

The person who led away Chu Yunxian's man was naturally Chen Xijing who was not there.

Chu Yunxian blushed up to her ears, "I, I don't have a man."

Liu Zixu: "I don't believe it, do you dare to say this to Dark Star?"

Liu Zixu pressed Chu Yunxian again and again, but Chu Yunxian had nowhere to hide, the turbulent urge to urinate in his body finally broke him down, his little face turned purple.

Liu Zixu: "Quickly tell me, who are you, Dark Star? If you tell me, I'll make you pee."

Chu Yunxian lowered her head and faltered, "He, he usually asked me to call him..."

"What do you call him?" Liu Zixu chased after him.

"Call him, call him husband..."

Chu Yun's slender voice was like a mosquito, but Liu Zixu heard it clearly, and immediately danced a tango excitedly, "Oh my god!"

He was so excited that he bumped directly into Chu Yunxian's bursting water column.

The air seemed to freeze for a second.

Qi Yuxuan turned to leave, and his voice floated faintly: "Tsk, tat for tat."

Zhang Zhuangzhuang also followed, "Don't do this next time, this kind of joke will hurt your peace if it gets too big."

Liu Zixu's trousers were completely wet, and water was dripping from the hem of his trousers. Seeing the life-saving straws leaving one by one, he quickly grabbed Chu Yunxian: "Brother, help me, give me a pair of trousers!"

Chu Yunxian ignored him, I reward you with a big mouth.

Chu Yunxian also left.

Just when it was time for school to end, students filed out of the classroom, and the hallway was filled with the noise of girls.

Liu Zixu looked at his pants, lost in thought.

When you rush out later, should you cover your face or your pants?

Alas... Forget it, it would be bad if someone took a picture.

Or hang your trousers on the window to dry before you go out?

The light in the toilet suddenly dimmed, and outside the window, dark clouds covered the sky and rolled in, blocking all the sunlight.

Liu Zixu: "..."

Don't play like this!

Liu Zixu finally chose to escape with his crotch covered while there was no one in the corridor.

The campus at night was empty, and a black shadow swept across the ground like a wind, and disappeared without a trace.

It wasn't until he rushed into the dormitory that Liu Zixu heaved a sigh of relief.

With his back against the door, he slid slowly, halfway down, and jumped up again like an electric shock.

Because he saw Du Anxing sneered at him.

There are only two words left in his mind: it's over.

……

The next day, the students in the whole building were spreading the news, and at night they heard incomparably miserable howls of ghosts and wolves.

"It's almost Halloween, it can't be that there are really ghosts!"

"What are you afraid of? Didn't you hear that ghost screaming worse than a human? It's a ghost and a coward."

At this moment, the "coward" Liu Zixu was lying on the bed in the bedroom, daydreaming about the blue sky.

It turned out that Xiaolan didn't like Xianxian, that's great, then I still have a chance, Halloween is coming, I want to buy a ticket to invite Xiaolan to the haunted house, when the time comes, hehehe...

"Brother," Qi Xiaolan grabbed Qi Yuxuan's arm with a worried expression in the pavilion downstairs in the girls' dormitory, "Your wife is bothering me again, and he insists that I go with him to some haunted house."

Qi Yuxuan's face was deep, and it took him a long time to test: "Xiaolan, why don't you try it? I think Xiaoxu really likes you..."

"Brother!" The girl's voice instantly rose to a higher level, "What is this called! My brother has liked Xiaoxu for so many years, and now he says this, do he want to give up? Then what am I? Friend? Besides, I don't like him at all."

After a long silence, Qi Xiaolan touched Qi Yuxuan's leg: "Brother, in fact, you said this to make Liu Zixu happy, right? But, in that case... What about you? Will you be happy? Why do you always think about him, but why do you always think about him? Never think about yourself?"

Liu Zixu sighed, with an extremely rare look of helplessness, "But he doesn't like me, Xiaolan, you know, feelings can't be forced."

"However, if you don't try it, how will you know? The brother I know never gives up lightly."

Qi Xiaolan seemed to have suddenly thought of some crazy idea. She stared at Qi Yuxuan's face and showed a meaningful smile, "Brother, I have a solution."

·

The next day, Liu Zixu jumped off the bed excitedly, ran around the dormitory, and said to everyone he met: "Xiaolan, she promised to go to the haunted house with me, she agreed, she agreed!"

"Go, go, all of you, go to the haunted house and be my wingman, I will cover all your tickets!"

Du Anxing pushed him a lot, "I don't know how beautiful you are even with a little money."

Liu Zixu fell on the chair, hugged the chair and bumped it hard a few times, "Ah~~~"

Everyone looked at the teddy in heat with contemptuous eyes.

"I won't go," Qi Yuxuan pushed his glasses.

Chen Xijing seemed to understand, he looked at Qi Yuxuan worriedly.

"Why don't you go?" Liu Zixu stood up from the chair, stretched out his fingers, and hooked Qi Yuxuan's chin with a playful smile, "Oh, I see, you are really coveting your sister, and now if she is mine, you can't stand it , you are jealous of me."

Qi Yuxuan said lightly: "Read more classics if you have nothing to do, and read less pornographic novels."

Liu Zixu: "Do you think I don't study? Orthopedics is not only found in romantic novels. Aren't Jia Baoyu and Lin Daiyu cousins ​​in Dream of the Red Chamber? No... dare you say that Dream of the Red Chamber is also a romantic novel?"

Qi Yuxuan sipped his tea and remained silent.

The haunted house is at night, and in the afternoon, Qi Yuxuan went to the school's table tennis room, where Qi Xiaolan was already waiting for him.

No one came to the table tennis room at this time, and the environment was airtight. Once the door was closed, it was very suitable for doing some shady things.

The corner of Qi Yuxuan's mouth twitched, "Are you really going to do this?"

Qi Xiaolan patted him on the shoulder and told him to sit on the chair, "Since you want to get love, then don't care about the means."

As she said that, she changed suddenly, and a large row of things appeared on the table tennis table in an instant.

Wigs, primers, foundations, concealers, powders, highlights, lipsticks, nail polishes, even high heels...you name it.

Qi Yuxuan looked at his rough sister with distrust: "You really know how to put on makeup?"

Qi Xiaolan: "No."

Qi Yuxuan: "..."

Qi Xiaolan: "A dead horse is a living horse doctor. Now that you are in my hands, what else can I do except trust me?"

Qi Yuxuan felt chills down his spine when he heard it for no reason.

Qi Xiaolan held Qi Yuxuan down and splashed ink on his face wantonly.

Half an hour later, Qi Yuxuan looked at himself in the mirror, his face flushed, and he choked out a sentence for a long time: "You turned me into...a golden monkey???"

Qi Xiaolan: "Ugly is a bit ugly, but at least it covers up your original appearance."

Needless to say, Qi Yuxuan and Qi Xiaolan are twin siblings, their eyebrows and eyes are quite similar, and they wear long wigs and put a thick layer of powder on the bottom of the pot, even ghosts can't recognize them.

Qi Xiaolan solemnly said: "Comrade Qi Yuxuan, from now on, you are me, you must not go out and discredit me."

After speaking, he handed the pair of shiny crystal high heels to Qi Yuxuan.

Qi Yuxuan: "Do you still need to wear high heels when you go to a haunted house?"

"Of course, otherwise, why did you fall down and take the opportunity to let my sister-in-law hug you?"

"..."

"Comrade Qi Yuxuan, for the sake of love, shouldn't your man's dignity be put aside? You must distinguish between priorities!"

Qi Yuxuan waved his hands helplessly with a mournful expression on his face, "Okay, okay, listen to you, I will listen to you."

He pressed the high-heeled shoes and forced them on his feet. It took a lot of effort before he realized that something was wrong.

"Does a size 43 high heel really exist in the world?"

Qi Xiaolan covered her face and fled: "...Brother, do you still remember that there is a fairy tale called Cinderella? Why don't you imitate the vicious elder sister and the vicious second sister."

"You can kill relatives righteously."

Putting on the high heels with great effort, Qi Yuxuan was almost 1.9 meters tall, 20 centimeters taller than Qi Xiaolan.

Qi Xiaolan said before Qi Yuxuan's face turned black: "It's okay, I will wear my long skirt for you, and if you walk with your knees bent under the skirt, you won't be so tall."

Qi Yuxuan couldn't bear it anymore: "I believe you are a big-headed ghost! I can't make up for the 20cm height difference even if I walk on my knees!"

"You can't say that, you have to have some confidence in my sister-in-law's IQ."

"..."

Downstairs in the girls' dormitory, Liu Zixu has been waiting for an hour.

From dusk until it was completely dark, "Qi Xiaolan" came late.

Liu Zixu's eyes lit up, "Xiaolan, you've come."

"Hey, you put on makeup today? Is this your first time wearing makeup? Just to hang out with me? Oh my god, I'm so touched!"

Qi Yuxuan was so embarrassed, he couldn't speak, and his deep and magnetic voice would reveal his stuff when he spoke, so he could only nod his head.

Liu Zixu blushed. He was already fair and lovely. When he blushed like a little cherry, the air seemed to be filled with a sour and sweet smell.

He said aggrievedly, "Xiaolan, I have been waiting for you for an entire hour."

Qi Yuxuan blamed himself in his heart, and he didn't want to do this either, but he only appeared in the dark so that he wouldn't be seen through.

Everyone went to take the subway together, Liu Zixu and Qi Yuxuan walked in front, and the other four boys followed behind and whispered.

"Qi Xiaolan has plastic surgery? Why doesn't she look the same as before?"

"It's not just plastic surgery, it should also increase the height of broken bones."

"Don't really like Liu Zixu, you only do this for love."

When someone said this, Chen Xijing suddenly raised his head, and his eyes fell silently on Zhang Zhuangzhuang.

For love...go for plastic surgery?

Maybe others will look down on her, but he really understands Qi Xiaolan very well.

Maybe he himself...

Liu Zixu interrupted their daydreams: "Shut up! You are all jealous of my handsome looks, I am lucky!"

The haunted house is a night event held by the amusement park during Halloween. The night scene of the haunted house is dimly lit, the loudspeaker plays the permeating background music, and the handsome men and women who are cosplaying ghosts walk around, creating a strong atmosphere.

Liu Zixu looked domineering: "You four go west, Xiaolan and I go east."

Du Anxing raised his eyebrows: "Oh~ Then, don't pee your pants again like last time."

"Blind, what nonsense!"

"Hahahahaha..."

Finally getting rid of a group of light bulbs, Liu Zixu let out a long sigh of relief, "Xiaolan, which haunted house do you want to go to first?"

Qi Yuxuan pinched his throat and shouted, "Terror Train."

The horror train is assembled from movable compartments, the interior is dark, covered with ghost hands and spider webs, the most frightening thing is that, accompanied by weird music, the bottom of the carriage made of barbed wire trembled.

People walk on it, as if they really got on the train bound for hell.

Liu Zixu said righteously: "Xiaolan, don't be afraid, brother, I will protect you!"

"Of course..." His voice softened, his fair face turned pink, "If you're really scared, it's okay to hold my hand..."

He was just talking casually, and didn't expect much at all, but who knows, a hand really stretched out.

Liu Zixu didn't dare to look at it at all, he held that cold and delicate hand, his heart was beating extremely fast.

"Xiaolan, your hands are so slippery... Hey, what's the wet liquid on it?"

Qi Yuxuan turned to look at him, "What are you talking about?"

Looking at Qi Xiaolan who was walking in front of him, Liu Zixu was taken aback for a moment, then his hairs stood on end, and the cold wind blew up.

It wasn't Qi Xiaolan's hand that he pulled.

So……

He twisted his neck stiffly, looked up, and a grimace was staring at him with bleeding eyes.

"what!"

Liu Zixu yelled and slid under Qi Yuxuan's skirt.

Qi Yuxuan's blood boiled all over in an instant, and something seemed uncoordinated....

Liu Zixu trembled wildly, trembling, "Huh".

"Xiaolan, why do you, you, you have three legs...?"

Oops!

Qi Yuxuan was quick to think, his voice was cold and stiff. "Because I'm also a ghost..."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Liu Zixu was so frightened that he ran around in the carriage with his head in his arms. At this moment, the carriage shook violently. Liu Zixu couldn't stand still, and his head hit the wall of the carriage hard.

Ran Ran's blood flowed down, Qi Yuxuan panicked.

He was very distressed and didn't dare to scare Liu Zixu anymore.

He said: "Xiaoxu, Xiaoxu, don't be afraid, I'm not a ghost, you trust me, I'm your sister Xiaolan."

Liu Zixu shivered in the corner, tears mixed with snot, "You're a liar! Your voice is as thick as eating chaff, so you're not my sister Xiaolan, tell me! Who the hell are you? You can still change your appearance, what did you do to my little sister Xiaolan?"

Qi Yuxuan hurriedly choked his throat, suppressing nausea and sobbing, "Brother Xiaoxu, are you swollen, why are you swollen, and you don't even know him?"

He was crying like pear blossoms and raining, Liu Zixu had been frightened and stupid for a long time, and he was really a little puzzled when he cried like this.

"Are you really my sister Xiaolan?"

"How can it be fake?"

Liu Zixu waved at him, "Come here, let my brother take a good look at you."

His voice was unsteady, he was sweating profusely, and he was obviously extremely exhausted.

Qi Yuxuan walked towards Liu Zixu in the dim light, passing through many ghostly hands.

He squatted down, he looked up.

In his astonished expression, he picked him up.

"What are you doing! Sister Xiaolan?"

"I'll carry you out."

"No! I can walk by myself!" Liu Zixu struggled frantically, trying to regain his manly dignity.

You are so scared that you can still go to the fart, don't shake it!If you shake Lao Tzu's skirt again, you will take it off! ! !

Qi Yuxuan put away the OS in his heart, and rushed out of the haunted house at high speed on the ten-centimeter Hentian Gao.

Outside, the night was very quiet and the sky was very cold, Liu Zixu fell asleep on his back.

Or maybe fainted.

The dormitory was too far away, Qi Yuxuan thought about it, and planned to book a hotel for one night.

He greeted Du Anxing and the others with his mobile phone, and then carried Liu Zixu to the nearest hotel.

On Halloween, there are a lot of people staying in hotels. Many men and women take advantage of this opportunity to stay outside to mess with men and women instead of going back to school.Therefore, when they went, there was only one room left in the hotel.

Qi Yuxuan calmly discharged five hundred oceans, and the lady at the front desk said gossipingly, "Miss, the room we have left is a special suite for couples~"

"It's okay," Qi Yuxuan walked upstairs with Liu Zixu on his back, halfway there, he turned his head.

Front desk lady: "Miss, do you need any help?"

Qi Yuxuan smiled slightly, "I'm a man."

Under the surprised and delighted eyes of the receptionist, Qi Yuxuan walked away.

He opened the door, and the scene inside the door surprised him.

Pink water beds, a roof full of balloons, flickering lights on the balcony, neatly arranged roses on the ground, transparent bathroom glass, a bathtub full of petals...

The corner of Liu Zixu's mouth twitched, it's so, so...worth the money!

Liu Zixu slept like a dead pig. He put Liu Zixu on the water bed, went down and bought white wine, poured it into a cup, and was about to wipe Liu Zixu's wound when he suddenly remembered that he hadn't dealt with the urine smell on Liu Zixu's body.

Qi Yuxuan sighed silently, how old is he, why is he still peeing his pants all day like when he was a child?

The most annoying thing is that every time I pee on his back!

Qi Yuxuan went into the bathroom with Liu Zixu on his back, soaped him, scrubbed him, and washed him clean, like a white and tender suckling pig.

During this period, Liu Zixu couldn't stop humming, and dishonestly touched Qi Yuxuan's bottom, muttering, "Sister Xiaolan has three legs, and I have three-day legs, hehehe..."

After tossing and tossing, Qi Yuxuan finally had time to remove his makeup after he hugged the fragrant and petal-scented suckling pig to the bed and watched him sleep soundly with snot in his nose.

Facing the mirror in the bathroom, Qi Yuxuan was speechless. It was troublesome to put on makeup, and it was not easy to remove it. He completely convinced those girls who put on makeup every day. He had to take an hour to go there every day, right?Are you really not tired?

Huffing, huffing, huffing, huffing, huffing, huffing, huffing, after a lot of effort, Qi Yuxuan finally changed from a ladyboy to a man.

Before leaving, he subconsciously took a look in the mirror to confirm that he was still gentle and handsome...even though he was pissed all over by Liu Zixu's little pig.

After taking a comfortable shower and making himself smell good, Qi Yuxuan came out of the bathroom, and the sight in front of him surprised him.

Liu Zixu held the glass of white wine poured out by him, blushed after drinking it, stared at Qi Yuxuan with gleam in his eyes, and smirked.

"Xiaolan, Xiaolan, you have such a good figure, hehehe..."

Qi Yuxuan just remembered that the bathroom glass is very transparent!

"you saw it?"

"Yeah!" Nodding obediently.

Very meow!I was careless, just thinking about taking advantage of myself, but in the end I was taken advantage of by others!

The corner of Qi Yuxuan's mouth twitched, he wrapped the towel tightly, and kicked Liu Zixu's little feet, "Lie down, sleep well."

"Then where does sister Xiaolan sleep?"

"I'm on the floor... Hey! What are you doing!"

Liu Zixu threw himself on Qi Yuxuan, dragged him onto the bed, and begged with a bitter face, "No, no, sister Xiaolan will sleep on the bed with me, otherwise I won't sleep on the bed either."

Qi Yuxuan couldn't talk to him, so he half pushed and lay down with him.

Liu Zixu raised his buttocks and hit the bed, the water bed swayed and bounced Qi Yuxuan's buttocks.

Qi Yuxuan had black lines on his face, and Liu Zixu laughed, "It's fun, hey..."

Smash, smash, bounce...

Qi Yuxuan held him down: "Stop playing."

"why?"

"Ass numb."

"..."

"Go to sleep," Qi Yuxuan said.

Turn off the lights, everything is silent.

In the darkness, hearing was magnified several times, and Qi Yuxuan heard the boy's fiery breathing, and he suddenly returned to ten years ago. At that time, he and the boy were lying side by side, feet together, just like now. bed.

It's just that at that time it was a dilapidated soil bed.

Alas... the past can only be recollected.

A cool night wind came in through the window, and it was very comfortable on the body. Qi Yuxuan hiccuped, and when he was about to fall asleep, he suddenly felt that the wind became warm and hot.

He opened his eyes and met Liu Zixu's small face.

"What are you doing?"

"you caught a cold?"

Qi Yuxuan's heart warmed up, he could hear that his voice was muffled?

This was the first time the little guy took the initiative to care about himself.

Qi Yuxuan nodded, and Liu Zixu brought him a glass of "water", "Drink more hot water."

"Yeah," Qi Yuxuan was so sweet that he felt bored after taking the glass of "water".

"Wait," Qi Yuxuan said alertly, "What did you drink for me?"

"Hot water," Liu Zixu scratched his head with an innocent face.

No, not hot water!

Only then did Qi Yuxuan react, and rushed to the bathroom to pick his own throat.

After digging twice, I didn't spit it out. The scene in front of me gradually became doubled, my breathing was heavy, and my brain became more and more heavy.

He stood up unsteadily, staggered, and fell into the warm bathtub of flowers.

Liu Zixu ran over joltingly, "Sister Xiaolan, sister Xiaolan~"

Qi Yuxuan's eyes were misty: "Ang~"

Liu Zixu stepped on the wall with the shower head on his hands, made a diving motion and jumped into the bathtub.

Wow la la la Ali la la la——

Play with mandarin ducks in clear water, and boil frogs in warm water.

At that moment, looking at the young man under him, Liu Zixu shuddered, and the long-forgotten memory gradually became clearer.

He said uncertainly: "Xuan, brother Xuan..."

"Xiao Xu."

The smell of alcohol mixed with hot air permeated the airtight bathroom. The two teenagers treated each other frankly, held their breath, approached each other, embraced tightly, and kissed together.

Ten minutes later, the voice came in a muffled voice...

"Ah, Brother Xuan, I'm about to be suffocated to death."

"Don't panic, brother, I'll give you a sigh of relief."

call--

Suck--

"Ah! Brother Xuan, are you going to suffocate to death? I'll give you my energy right away!"

"..."

call--

Suck--

The two of them breathed each other's breath together, and after a full 15 minutes, the last bit of oxygen in their mouths was finally exhausted.

The two separated, gasping wildly.

Liu Zixu came over slowly, playing like a child, he got into the water, puffed his cheeks, bubbling, "I'm a fish."

Shaking his head to flick the water: "I'm looking for something to eat."

"Hey, what is this?"

Qi Yuxuan yelled: "That can't be eaten! Xiao Xu!"

late.

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The water splashed everywhere, and the ground fell red...