When Mary Sue Met a Heartthrob

After layers of dust cleared away, Chu Yunxian slowly opened his eyes.

As a result, he found himself on top of Dark Star.

His two hands just grabbed Duanxing's chest.

Dark Star: "You... slapped me?"

Chu Yunxian got up quickly and waved her hands in a panic: "No, I saw a bomb hit you just now, and then I..."

Du Anxing also woke up. He has a cleanliness habit. Although he was very upset when his clothes were dirty, there was no doubt that he could detect such an unusual meaning from Chu Yunxian's words.

"So, are you worried about me, and just now you would rather sacrifice yourself to protect me?"

Chu Yunxian: "!"

His face was as red as a small apple, his ears were blowing smoke, and he was so anxious that he wanted to find a crack in the ground and get in.

"So, what about the bomb?" Duanxing asked.

At this time, there was a painful scream, and a man in black collapsed on the ground, clutching his buttocks and yelling.

In fact, this man in black is the eldest son of the Gao family, Gao Fu.

Ever since the Sichuan restaurant incident was exposed by the media last time, the eldest son of the Gao family has become the laughing stock of the people of Haicheng.

Whenever talking about Gao Fu's legendary experience in the Sichuan restaurant, the people of Haicheng laughed so hard that they could spit out rice.

Because of this, the food waste rate in Haicheng skyrocketed by ten percent.

Looking at the grain sprayed out by laughter in the trash can, the mayor of Haicheng lost nine out of ten hairs in one breath.

Children in impoverished areas can't afford to eat. How can the rich people of Haicheng be so wasteful!

To untie the bell, the person who tied the bell was needed. This conscientious public servant finally visited the Gao family and tried to persuade the Gao family to solve this problem.

Father Gao was not happy when he heard it. The problem of food waste can't be solved by you, a dignified mayor. What's the use of telling me?

The mayor of Haicheng took out a comb, faced the small mirror, and straightened his only remaining hair, which was crooked by saliva just now, before he said:

"Of course it's useful. These foods are all laughed at because of the son. As long as the son can establish a brand-new high-ranking personality and make people completely forget his feat of collapsing the entire Sichuan restaurant, people will only mention him in the future." I will give a thumbs up instead of laughing. In this way, the problem of food waste will be solved!"

When Father Gao heard it, it made perfect sense.

He can also take this opportunity to hype up his Gao Group.

So, Gao's father spent 1000 million crazily and organized such a helicopter entrance ceremony for Gao Fu.

Escorted by hundreds of helicopters, descending from the sky, the aggressive and cool entrance method will definitely attract the attention of the people of Haicheng.

There is even a possibility of being selected for the "Human Behavior Award", which will drive the Gao Group's stock price to rise.

So, just now, there was a scene where hundreds of helicopters "bombed" the top of the mountain.

So, taking advantage of the time when there were the most students, Gao Fu led a tyrannical and cool black suit, jumped off the helicopter in a cool way, jumped into mid-air, "pop!" opened his parachute, Float leisurely down.

However, when he was about ten meters away from the ground, his parachute suddenly leaked.

It turned out that Gao's father spent 1000 million madly. When he rented the helicopter, he squandered all the family's money. In desperation, he had to find Gao Fu's childhood diapers, and ripped a piece here and there, so that Gao's mother "love mother" I sewed and sewed the thread in my hand. After two days and two nights without closing my eyes, the parachute was sewed.

Gao Fu led the landing while singing "Mom is the only good thing in the world" with tears in his eyes.

Singing until the parachute fell apart, blown back to its original shape by the whistling wind, and turned back into a pile of diapers, flying all over the sky like snowflakes.

He stopped singing "Only Mom is Good in the World", he sang "Ahhhhhhhhh!"

His body tightly wrapped in a black suit fell like a bomb, and hit the place where Duanxing was standing. Chu Yunxian, who was in the distance, saw this scene, rushed over at supersonic speed, pushed Duanxing away, And hold him tight.

Then came the opening scene.

"Ah!!!" Gao Fu rate clutched his buttocks, and yelled in a rhythm like killing a pig.

His ass that hit the ground first, his ass that collapsed a hundred and one stools in a Sichuan restaurant, his ass that was tied with a hundred and one hundred layers of bandages, and the bandages were only removed this morning to resume shitting...

It's broken again!

Thinking of his father's entrustment, he wiped away his tears, endured the severe pain and stood up. With a shake of his suit and sunglasses, he instantly looked like a domineering president.

The surrounding students gathered around one after another, and surrounded the three of them tightly.

They stretched their necks one by one, chirping, and while eating the watermelon in their hands, they poked their heads to watch the excitement.

Gao Fu raised his chest and looked up, proudly waiting for the girls to scream.

Chu Yunxian looked at Gao Fu who was covered in diapers and was so mushy that he couldn't see his true colors at all, and suddenly understood something.

He took a breath, and his heart beat faster.

Although he couldn't believe it, but...

The facts are right in front of you!

This, this... well, this thing in front of me is undoubtedly an alien who invaded the earth.

From the stars, you in diapers.

If he guessed correctly, this diaper star is still the first soldier, and there will be a second, third, and every helicopter will come down with a diaper star.

They want to rule the earth, they want to slaughter human beings.

The big thing is bad!

Chu Yunxian had an idea, and he rushed forward, "Slap!" He slapped the diaper star in the face.

"Papa, papa, papa!" The watermelons in the hands of the melon-eating crowd fell to the ground in shock.

"Hmm..." Gao Fu led a muffled snort, clutching his nosebleed face and almost falling down.

After he stood still, he was about to lose his temper, but he was suddenly fascinated by the young man's angry little face through the layers of diapers.

His heart was beating wildly, stars appeared in his eyes, saliva flowed from his mouth, and his domineering and cool handsome face turned red up to the roots of his ears.

This big mouth, stand straight!

He shook off the diapers all over his head, and returned to his overbearing appearance in a suit and leather shoes. When he opened his eyes to see the boy clearly, Chu Yunxian pulled Du Anxing and ran away in a hurry.

He was the only one left in the open space, and circle after circle of people eating melons.

The people who eat melons are talking about it.

"Is this an alien or an Earthling?"

"Earthlings are still local tyrants."

"Why local tyrants?"

"Wearing a diaper and riding a helicopter, what is it if you are not a rich man?"

"So, he's rich, and he looks pretty good..."

Many girls present vividly wanted to attack Gao Fu rate.

Gao Fu rate's ears were buzzing from the slap, and he couldn't hear the girls discussing at all.

"This local tyrant is so strange. He was obviously beaten, but why does he still look like a nymphomaniac?"

"Could it be masochism... (Super low voice)"

"Wait, I understand." A girl suddenly realized.

If she guessed correctly, then the truth could only be...

Since the local tyrant grew up, all the girls around him pretended to be kind and weak. One by one, they either had to hold an umbrella for the snail on a rainy day, or opened their mouths and shut them up, kissing, hugging and holding high.

He, the earthy and domineering CEO, is tired of seeing these pretentious white lotuses!

Therefore, when he met that person for the first time in his life, the first time he saw him, without saying a word, he rolled up his sleeves and slapped him in the face, his heart that had been frozen for 18 years suddenly jumped to a boil.

With a big mouth, he is straightforward and unaffected. He has drawn out the style, the level, crackling, and abruptly drawn out the spark of love!

Smoke as soon as you come up, this is called stealing people first, and run away after smoking, this is called playing hard to get!

High, it is high!

After figuring out this series of problems, the girl walked up to Gao Fu rate with a step that her relatives did not recognize.

Gao Fu rate: "What are you doing?"

The girl raised her hand, "Crack!"

The jaws of the people who eat melons are about to drop in shock.

So, this is...the latest way to say hello?

Gao Fu led his hands to his swollen cheeks, managed to recover, and was about to start scolding, but...

That girl ran away? ? ?

Gao Fu rate was dumbfounded.

The people who eat melons are dumbfounded.

But, but, Haida is worthy of Haida, and the comprehension ability of the students is high.

As soon as that girl finished beating, a second girl immediately understood.

"Crack, snap—!"

In order to deepen her impression and let the earthy president remember herself, she even made a double blow with a big mouth.

Gao Fu rate, whose face was swollen on both sides: "???"

You... you fucking stop, what's the matter with running away after the fight?

The third girl said "oh", and when he walked in front of Gao Fu, Gao Fu's legs trembled suddenly, and he almost knelt down for her.

This little girl is introverted and quiet. She has a crush on Gao Fu, and she also hopes that the other party will also fancy her.But the education she has received since she was a child is doomed that she cannot be as good at slapping people like other girls.

Even if the opponent seems to be so underdrawn.

She stood there hesitating for a long time, Gao Fu was trembling and frightened for a long time.

The girls at the back were not happy, "Hurry up, there is a queue here, don't stand in the latrine and stop shitting."

Gao Fu rate: "..."

The quiet girl gritted her teeth, her heart faltered, and she finally spoke weakly:

"Can you, can you, take your face... and hit my hand hard?"

I was so wronged that I almost cried.

Gao Fu rate: "..."

I'm so meow...

The quiet girl finally finished beating tremblingly and left, so,

"Snapped--!"

"what--!"

"Clap--!"

"Ahh-!"

"Clap clap-!"

"Ahhh-!"

The sound rang for half an hour.

The sparrows on the tree were scared to death.

At the end of the line, a two-meter-tall, oversized man with a foot-hold appeared in front of Gao Fu Rate.

This burly guy who picks his feet is the bodyguard that Gao Fu led brought from home.

The foot-picking man smiled shyly, as if he had thought of something that made him elated, he slowly raised his hand——

Gao Fu's eyes were dim, and the stars were spinning above his head. At the last moment, he came to his senses, and immediately jumped three feet in anger, "Damn it, even you want to smack me!"

Gao Fu ran chasing the foot-picking man all over the mountain, cursing while chasing.

The big man who picked his feet turned around a hill, and ran away without a trace.

Gao Fu ran too fast, his eyes were swollen, and he couldn't see the road clearly. With a "boom!", he hit a tree.

passed out.

On the other side of the tree, Chen Xijing happened to be sitting. He had just finished dinner and was looking at the mountain scenery, reciting English words, and thinking about his first love casually.

"Boom!"

Hearing the sound, he stood up, and after seeing Gao Fu rate lying in front of him clearly, he was so startled that his mouth could not be closed from ear to ear, and his eyes filled with tears instantly.

That was his first love.

Now it was swollen like a pig's head and died in front of him.

ah!Things are different!Painful realization!

He held his heart and burst into tears.