Grandpa doesn't eat your shit

Zhou Ya didn't know that she slept so deeply. Gu Jianghe said that he couldn't wake up after calling him several times, so he had to call the old man and said that he would eat and sleep at his place tonight.

"I thought you'd have to sleep until tomorrow," Gu Jianghe said quietly, "The quality of your sleep is pretty good, you."

Because he still remembered Zhou Yana's revenge, he gritted his teeth a bit.

Zhou Ya smiled shyly: "It's okay."

Then he asked Gu Jianghe again: "Then where should I sleep at night?"

Gu Jianghe: "On the bed."

Zhou Ya, who got an affirmative answer, giggled, then thought for a while, and asked again: "Then where do you sleep?"

There is only one bedroom upstairs in Gu Jianghe, and there is only one bed in the bedroom.

Two people, how to divide?

Gu Jianghe: "On the bed."

Zhou Ya: "?"

Gu Jianghe saw him puzzled, and was speechless: "Otherwise? You sleep on the bed and I sleep on the sofa? Or I sleep on the bed and you sleep on the sofa?"

Zhou Ya looked at the sofa piled with the clothes that Gu Jianghe had just put on it.

Wooden, painted red.

It looks stiff at first glance, definitely the kind of stiff waist that can't be straightened up the next day after a night's sleep.

He fell silent and began to think about how he had managed to make it through the night.

After thinking about it for a while, he turned his head, looked at Gu Jianghe, and suggested to him very kindly: "Why don't you just sleep on the sofa? Just for one night, let's make do."

Gu Jianghe: "???"

He found that this kid was really impatient, and he pushed his boundaries, and if he didn't pay attention, he would have to go to the house.

At first he thought the child was cute, but now he hates himself for being blind.

Gu Jianghe looked at him indifferently, and chuckled: "I'll sleep on the sofa, and I'll give you the bed? Why don't you be so beautiful?"

Zhou Ya slumped her shoulders, sighed, and said helplessly, "Then what should I do? I can't sleep on the sofa, right? I'm still underage and developing, are you embarrassed?"

Gu Jianghe: "My bed is big enough."

This is the truth, Zhou Ya reckoned that it would be no problem for him to place ten horizontally on the bed.

But he doesn't want to share a bed with someone, it's too...

So he hesitated, and finally came up with a reason: "No, I kick people in my sleep."

As he spoke, he also looked at Gu Jianghe's calf that was bruised by his kick.

"You kicked me when I told you to get up," Gu Jianghe said leisurely, looking at him, "You didn't kick anyone while you were sleeping."

Zhou Ya immediately wanted to say, how do you know that I don't kick when I sleep?I kicked you for making me sleep, so wouldn't I kick it even more when I slept?

Then Gu Jianghe reassured him, saying: "I slept all afternoon this afternoon, and I didn't see you move. I told you to wake up before moving your feet. I'm very angry when I wake up, kid."

Zhou Ya: "???"

Zhou Ya: "!!!"

Zhou Ya's eyes widened, and she looked at him in disbelief: "You slept in bed this afternoon?!"

It was about sleeping on the bed, and the expression and tone clearly seemed to mean sleeping with him.

Gu Jianghe was inexplicable: "Otherwise? I'll watch the shop while you sleep? Is it possible? Or lie on my bed while I lie on the sofa? Am I stupid?"

Zhou Ya was shocked.

I fell into a dilemma of thinking for a while.

For a moment, "Fuck! I slept with someone!" in my head, and for a while, "Damn, Gu Jianghe, that stinky hooligan, didn't take advantage of me, did he?!"

All kinds of emotions mixed together, making his face look very pretty.

Gu Jianghe ignored him. Seeing that he was silent, he walked back to the sofa, picked up his clothes, shook them, and prepared to fold them.

Just shook it, and a little bit of soot fell out.

Gu Jianghe: "?"

He picked up his clothes and saw that the clothes were burned with soot.

He gave a low fuck, his face was a little dark.

Then he looked at Zhou Ya who was still changing his face, raised his eyebrows and smiled, hooked the dress in his hand with his fingers, and threw it away.

Seeing something being thrown towards her, Zhou Ya immediately caught it very quickly.

After holding the clothes in his hands, he came back to his senses, looked at the clothes, and then looked at Gu Jianghe with some doubts: "? Why?"

"It's for you," Gu Jianghe said as a matter of course, "You don't plan to sleep in my bed without taking a shower, do you? Change this one after washing."

Zhou Ya was a little annoyed by his phrase "Go to my bed", but she still had to take a shower, so she obediently put the clothes on her arms, then stretched out her hand towards Gu Jianghe and said, "Pants."

Gu Jianghe looked him up and down, raised his eyebrows and said with a smile: "What kind of pants do you want? With your height, my clothes can reach your thighs."

Zhou Ya: "..."

He was not outstanding in stature, but he was not too short, he was still 1.7 meters four.

But Gu Jianghe couldn't help being tall, Zhou Ya was a bit shorter than him, he visually estimated that Gu Jianghe was at least 1.8 meters eight.

But no matter how true it is, this statement makes people itch.

He comforted himself in his heart, don't get angry, I'm still young, and I still have to grow, and Gu Jianghe's stature won't change, so I have the possibility to surpass him.

Not angry, not angry.

Then he swung his outstretched hand up and down again, and said stubbornly, "Give me the pants."

Gu Jianghe: "No."

Zhou Ya: "..."

He crossed his waist, raised his eyebrows, and was about to start spraying people.

Gu Jianghe was speechless when he saw that he was about to make a long argument and argue with reason.

He didn't want to listen to Zhou Ya's nagging, so before he was about to speak, he interrupted him and said, "OK, I'll give it to you, I'll give it to you, right? Don't babble."

So he found another pair of pants in the clothes pile and threw them over.

Zhou Ya took the trousers indignantly, then cursed Gu Jianghe viciously in her heart,

……

Before this, Zhou Ya never knew that she missed the water heater and shower facilities so much.

Gu Jianghe told him that there was a shower in the bathroom, and when he was connected to the water heater, when he was asked to take a bath, he felt a sense of nostalgia.

When the hot water poured over his head from the shower, Zhou Ya almost burst into tears.

So cool!

It’s so comfortable not to have to fetch water, sit by the fire for half a day, and then carry the water to the backyard with a snort!

Zhou Ya is in this house now, there is no bathroom, and there are cows in the toilet cubicle, so naturally it is impossible to take a bath in the toilet.

The old man told him to take a bath and go to the backyard. The backyard was so big that there was a mountain behind it, and no one could see it.

That's what I said, but it's too exciting to be in the wilderness.

When Zhou Ya took a bath here for the first time, she stood in the backyard for a while holding the water, unable to overcome the psychological pressure.

I went in and asked the old man if there was another way.

The old man hesitated for a while, and then told him that he could also use the bathtub to wash in the room and then go out to throw it away.

Zhou Ya struggled for a while, whether it would be more miserable to get the room wet or the curtain of the sky and the floor was more unacceptable, and then resolutely chose the room without hesitation.

Humming and humming, he brought the water into the house again, found the tub for laundry, washed it, and moved it in.

I didn't get used to taking a shower.

The reason why I am not used to it is mainly because I feel that I have not washed it clean.

I always feel that my body is still slippery, as if the soap has not been rinsed off.

But the water in the tub was all soapy and couldn't be used again.

He thought about bringing in an extra bucket of water next time, changing the water after washing, and washing off the suds.

At this moment, he hadn't figured out why the old man seemed so hesitant when he took the bathtub.

He thought it was because the old man was reluctant to part with the bathtub, for fear that he might break it.

When taking a bath the next day, someone came to chat with the old man. Zhou Ya didn't care much when she heard the voice. After getting dressed, she went out of the house with water.

Then several old men sat in the lobby and looked at him.

Zhou Ya: "?"

so many people?Party?

So he greeted them and said hello to them.

The elders looked at him suspiciously, and kept saying good-bye.

When he returned to the house and came out with a second bucket of water, an old man finally couldn't bear it anymore and asked him, "Xiao Zhou, what are you talking about?"

Zhou Ya: "I just took a shower, take out the water."

Uncle: "...are you taking a bath in the house? Use a bucket to shower?"

Zhou Yaxin said to use a bucket shower, so can people enter my room?

The floor of his room is covered with black mud, and there is no cement or anything. When water is poured on it, it seeps directly down. Wouldn't it turn into a puddle of mud?

I complained about this old man's whimsy in my heart, and he answered obediently, saying no, use the bathtub.

uncle:"……"

The uncle was very confused, and hesitated: "This... is not a child, nor is it a girl, why are you still using the tub to take a bath in the room?"

Zhou Ya: "???"

The old man quickly explained to them that Xiaoya had a thin skin.

Uncles: "Little guy, why are you ashamed?"

Then they chatted to themselves.

Zhou Ya was on the side: "???"

He realized belatedly that maybe in their view, hiding in the room and taking a bath in a bathtub is something only children and women do, and the elders should be gentlemen.

Zhou Ya: "???"

This is sexist, right?Definitely sexist, right? !

What logic!Do I have to show my body to Dashan?

What's wrong?

I'm sorry, on the one hand, there are still many mosquitoes in the backyard, how terrible is it to beat mosquitoes while taking a bath?

No matter how many mosquitoes there are in the room, at least there is a door to separate the room, and mosquito coils are lit, that is, some mosquitoes that broke in and failed to kill, and have not been smoked to death by the mosquito coils are still there.

Being bitten by a bunch of mosquitoes that came from nowhere outside the house, and being sucked by a few mosquitoes that frequented the house, Zhou Ya did not hesitate to choose the latter.

What's the matter, after all, you are familiar with it, aren't you?

So I continued to carry water into the house every day, and carry dirty water out again.

Those who entered and exited, those who had just taken a shower, were drenched in sweat again.

It's annoying.

After you get used to it, it's fine.

Except for some trouble when pouring water, Zhou Ya can accept it.

I don't think there's anything wrong with it.

Then finally felt the warmth of the shower again, and Zhou Ya realized that her heart was always for the shower.

The bathtub can force him to submit!But his heart will always belong to the shower! ! !

Unless there is a jacuzzi.

What is Jiu Bie Sheng Newly Married?

Just like the spark of love that Zhou Ya collided with the shower now.

Lingering, heartbroken.

He was stuck in the bathroom and entangled with the shower for half an hour, his fingers were swollen, before he reluctantly turned off the water, picked up the towel and started to wipe.

Gu Jianghe waited outside for a long time, but before he came out, he only heard the sound of splashing water.

Then when I thought of Zhou Ya laughing at him at noon and saying "men can understand", I suddenly felt suffocated.

When he approached the bathroom, he heard the sound of water stop, hesitated for a while, and finally opened his mouth to remind him kindly.

"Well...if you're underage, you still have to exercise restraint." Gu Jianghe said as gently as possible.

Then I answered in my heart: No matter what, I shouldn't do that in other people's bathrooms!He has to go in and take a shower later!As soon as he entered later, there was a smell that all men could understand. What kind of expression should he make? !

Zhou Ya: "?"

He thought it was because he had taken a bath for too long, so Gu Jianghe reminded him to save water.

So I couldn't help being a little embarrassed, and whispered back: "I'm sorry... I was too excited and couldn't control it."

Gu Jianghe: "..."

It's so frank, but it makes people don't know how to say it.

So I could only cough in embarrassment, and said that you should hurry up and come out when you are done.

Zhou Ya: "Okay, wait for me to wipe."

Gu Jianghe: "..."

He no longer wanted to think about what Zhou Ya was going to wipe.

Whether it's a wall or something, it doesn't matter anymore.

In short, before he takes a shower later, he has to wash the bathroom first.