Grandpa doesn't eat your shit

The one in the class named Sun Yijun likes him.

Zhao Lei discovered it when he approached him for the first time.

He was quite new to Sun Yijun.

It's not because he likes himself, there are many people who like him.

Sun Yijun was the only one who didn't know how to live or die, and insisted on coming over again and again.

According to the words on the Internet, it looks like a dog licking.

He didn't confess his love, he just kept leaning towards Zhao Lei's side.

It's not easy for Zhao Lei to say anything like sorry I don't like you.

He's not really good at rejecting people.

Because he usually walks alone and doesn't get close to anyone, everyone in the class calls him the Little Prince of Bingshan.

Zhao Lei knew this nickname and was taken aback.

Every time he heard someone whispering about the little prince, the little prince, his face was covered with black lines.

He wanted to stop them, but also felt that if he spoke, others would know that he was listening.

After all, it's rude to eavesdrop.

Sun Yijun noticed his discomfort.

Then this bastard comforted him there, saying don't listen to their nonsense, what kind of little iceberg prince are you.

Zhao Lei didn't have time to change his opinion of him, so he continued: "Obviously she is the hot and pretty queen."

Zhao Lei was so angry that he almost didn't come up.

This is also the first time he has met this kind of person. He obviously likes him, but he seems to have the idea of ​​pissing him off, and bumps into his minefield day by day.

If it wasn't for the fact that he really liked him after all, Zhao Lei really wanted to beat him to death.

Every time he gets angry, he tells himself that people give him all sincerity, whether he wants it or not, but after all, there is nothing to give back to him, so he has to be tolerant to him.

This tolerance has endured him for many years.

Let him run wild by his side like a monkey.

Moreover, this guy raised his nose and eyes, and he found that Zhao Lei was more tolerant of him, so he repeatedly tested Zhao Lei's lower limit of tolerance, frantically.

So much so that Zhao Lei didn't know what to say about him.

Because of Sun Yijun's thick skin, the relationship between the two is indeed getting better and better.

At least in the eyes of the students, it can even be considered close.

If Zhao Lei didn't know it well, the way Sun Yijun looked at him was not like that of a friend at all. He would actually be very happy to have such a treasured friend.

But after all, there is no but, so he gets along with Sun Yijun, and has been thinking about it, if Sun Yijun confesses his love, how should he refuse?

In the summer vacation of the second year of high school, the day before Zhao Lei's birthday, he received a call from Sun Yijun, saying that he had come to the city and wanted to give Zhao Lei a birthday present.

"There must be a lot of people in your family tomorrow. I was afraid to disturb you, so I brought you a gift in advance," Sun Yijun explained with a smile, and then asked him, "Is it convenient for you to come over? Or give me the address, and I will go Looking for you?"

Zhao Lei heard that his voice was a little hoarse, and asked him what was wrong.

He smiled and replied that it was all right, just that he had a cold.

Being sick, he came all the way by car to give him a birthday present.

Zhao Lei admitted that he was a little soft-hearted, so he responded and said that he would go to find him.

Then he went downstairs, called Brother Xiang, and asked Brother Xiang to take him there.

When he arrived at the place, Zhao Lei saw Sun Yijun's flushed face first, and he frowned before he noticed what Sun Yijun was holding in his hand.

a pig.

Zhao Lei: "?"

With the last bit of hope in his arms, he asked Sun Yijun hesitantly: "The gift you mentioned is..."

"It's this!" Sun Yijun hugged the pig, and even grabbed its paw and waved it, laughing, "Isn't it cute?"

Zhao Lei: "..."

He has a laundry list of dirty words he wants to spill.

I know this guy is unreliable, but is it too much to give a pig as a birthday present?

Sun Yijun also took it for granted: "It's the Year of the Pig! Of course I have to give a pig!"

"Then you gave me a dragon in the Year of the Dragon?" Zhao Lei couldn't bear it anymore.

Unexpectedly, Sun Yijun's eyes lit up, and he said pleasantly, "Can I continue to be with you in the Year of the Dragon?"

The focus is completely wrong.

Zhao Lei was angry and funny, seeing his sick face, coupled with the fact that he was short-handed, it was difficult to say anything, so he could only pretend that he hadn't heard.

Changed the subject: "Did you go to the hospital to see? Your face is almost burnt to a tomato."

Sun Yijun shook his head and said that he was going to go after giving him presents.

After he finished speaking, he paused for a while, and then defended himself, saying that he was full of qi and blood, and he was blessed with a rosy face.

Zhao Lei was speechless.

Zhao Lei took the pig, and simply told him to get in the car, let Brother Xiang drive, and took Sun Yijun to the hospital.

After that, I accompanied him to register and prescribed medicine.

Sun Yijun's blood vessels were thick, and the three bottles of medicine were finished in more than an hour.

He said he was going to go back by car, and Xiang Ge saw that the child was pitiful, so he told him why he was in a hurry to go back. Since he was here to celebrate Xiao Lei's birthday, he should wait until tomorrow's birthday is over before going back.

When Sun Yijun heard this, his eyes lit up, and he looked at Zhao Lei expectantly, asking if it's okay?

Seeing him like this, Zhao Lei couldn't say no to him, so he nodded.

So the three of them took the medicine and went to Zhao Lei's house again.

The guest room is adequate, and Sun Yijun sleeps next to Brother Xiang.

On the next morning, Zhao Lei went to wake Brother Xiang to get up, knocked on the door, and found that the door was closed.

Brother Xiang never liked to close the door when he was sleeping at home, he had to leave a gap.

So Zhao Lei knocked again with some doubts, and shouted, "Brother Xiang?"

Then there was a rustling in the house.

Not long after, the door opened and Sun Yijun opened it.

Zhao Lei: "?"

He froze for a moment, did I knock on the wrong door?

Then I saw Sun Yijun scratching his head, and rushed out to the next room.

Zhao Lei: "?"

He looks into the house.

Brother Xiang stiffened, and when he heard the door of the next room slam shut, he scratched his head, sat up, and sighed.

Zhao Lei: "..."

He was a little confused about the situation, hesitantly said: "You..."

Brother Xiang took out a cigarette from the bedside table, put it in his mouth, and didn't light it. He just bit the cigarette and looked forward with a vicissitudes of life.

After a long time, I murmured: "When I look in the mirror every day, I should think that sooner or later my beauty will bring me trouble."

Zhao Lei: "?"

Here's what happened that night:

Sun Yijun was dizzy with fever and his throat was dry, so he went out to drink a glass of water, and went to the wrong room when he came back.

He didn't pay attention either, he lay down and fell asleep.

Brother Xiang slept until midnight, and when he woke up, he was shocked to find that there was another person on his bed.

He took a closer look and saw that it was Xiao Lei's classmate, so he woke him up, intending to let him go back to his room.

As a result, the child opened his eyes, looked at him in a daze, and asked doubtfully, "Why are you on my bed?"

Brother Xiang: "...This is my bed."

Sun Yijun didn't seem to hear it at all, and smiled: "Am I dreaming?"

Brother Xiang: "I don't know, this is my bed."

Sun Yijun hugged his arm, rubbed his face, and said comfortably: "It's great, I have you in my dream, it's a sweet dream."

Brother Xiang: "?"

Brother Xiang hesitated: "Although, this is my bed..."

Can you go back to your own room?

Brother Xiang looked up at Zhao Lei, and sighed: "I thought the child was still burning, so I didn't throw him out. After all, he is your classmate. You should tell him, don't love me, it doesn't work. I'm Straight man, he still expects to catch up with your sister-in-law and give birth to a fat boy."

Zhao Lei: "..."

Is Sun Yijun a fool!So burnt that you can't even recognize people? !

Sun Yijun, who had a guilty conscience, naturally sneaked away, and even just posted a happy birthday on WeChat.

No matter how Zhao Lei knocked him afterwards, he didn't respond.

Calls are not answered and messages are not returned.

On the first day of school, Zhao Lei was still haunted by his mother. When he rushed to the dormitory, Sun Yijun was gone, and only his luggage was on his bed.

With a cold face, Zhao Lei thought: If you can run away, the monk can't run away from the temple. Let's see how long you can hide.

Surprisingly, he didn't hide, not only didn't hide, but also very coquettishly cooperated with Luo Guang to punish him.

Zhao Lei is really...

Angry enough to punch someone.

Later, I apologized to him well, Zhao Lei asked him why he apologized, but he didn't say anything.

If you ask again, you can't tell.

Why not?

Zhao Lei gritted his teeth angrily.

What, is it embarrassing to like me?

Until I finished my application and came out of KTV.

Maybe that girl gave Sun Yijun courage?

He walked a few steps, and suddenly started to find nothing to say, saying that I seem to be a little dizzy, am I drunk?

Zhao Lei glanced at him, pretending to be as fake as possible.

Zhao Lei was expressionless: "No."

Sun Yijun: "I think I'm drunk."

Then he pretended to cover his forehead, and said weakly to Zhao Lei, "I seem to be a little out of my mind."

Zhao Lei: "..."

He was funny, and looked at Sun Yijun: "Be more confident, and remove the four words that seem a bit."

Sun Yi turned a deaf ear.

He stared at Zhao Lei until he blushed.

Looks really a little drunk.

He twitched and whispered, "I like you."

Zhao Lei: "Oh."

Sun Yijun: "?"

Sun Yijun: "Oh, what do you mean?"

Zhao Lei: "Hehe."

After the first confession, he was not beaten to death, but hehe.

This gave Sun Yijun great courage.

After all, he is the owner of a dyeing workshop who dares to open a dyeing workshop.

Every day is "I like you", "Mommy" and "I want to hug" three times in a row.

The two entered and exited at the same time, like glue.

Anyone can see what they have.

Sun Yijun asked Zhao Lei: "You like me too, right?"

Zhao Lei: "Hehe."

Anyway, I just killed it and didn't say I like it.

What's that called, liking is like catching a cold, you can't hide it.

You cover your mouth and it still pops out of your eyes.

Sun Yijun concluded that he liked him, very, very much.

He likes it so much that he even eats his own brother's jealousy.

After a long, long time, Sun Yijun finally couldn't help it, and asked Zhao Lei if he really didn't like him.

"If you don't like it, just say it, there is no grass anywhere in the world, and I won't insist on pestering you." He said in a low voice.

Looking at his poor acting skills, Zhao Lei was speechless.

He sighed and said, "I like you."

Sun Yijun immediately raised his head and raised his smiling face: "I knew it!!! Hahahaha you are still fucking lying to me! You like me so much!"

Zhao Lei: "..."

Is there still time to take it back?

Sun Yijun was sitting on the floor mat, playing with building blocks, and asked him casually, he obviously likes me, why don't you respond every time I confess my love?

Zhao Lei was silent for a long time before telling the truth.

The reason is that Luo Guang told him that he would not cherish what is too easy to get. Xia also chased him vigorously back then, did he get it?You see, everyone has disappeared.

Zhao Lei felt that Sun Yi would not dare to do this.

"Then it came in the way he said." Sun Yijun looked at him quietly.

Did you say you didn't like each other?

Have you ever suspected that Luo Guang was cheating on you?

and.

"How many years ago did Sister Xia chase Luo Guang? How was it when they were in kindergarten! At that time, neither of them was three years old! Can this also be used as an analogy? Was Sister Xia chasing him? Was she chasing and beating him?" !” Sun Yijun roared.

Zhao Lei touched his nose guiltily.

He whispered: "You are not much different from a three-year-old child."

Sun Yijun: "?"

You say there is no difference?

Then what you did last night, wouldn't I be able to send you to the police station for tea?

He spread it on the ground decadently.

He let out a long sigh.

Zhao Lei called to him: "Don't lie on the ground, get up."

Sun Yijun looked at the chandelier on the ceiling and sighed, "I can't get up."

He murmured: "I'm three years old, I'm so tired, I want Lei Lei to hug me to sleep."

Lei Lei: "..."

Of course I still hugged and fell asleep.

After all, we Lei Lei are beautiful and kind.

The author has something to say:

……

I think the last chapter I should sum up

but i can't think of what to say

So happy new year to everyone in advance

After thinking about the copywriting for the new article, put it in Chapter 1 and the copywriting of this book

Although those who have already read it will not see it again, but there may be new readers!

【...I'm like a scumbag who goes on and on】

This story ends here, completely and completely!

Goodbye!We meet in the mountains and rivers!