Grandpa doesn't eat your shit

On the day Zhou Ya came to the country, Gu Jianghe sat at the door, pooh-poohing powder, watching the small car whizzing by in front of his door.

Gu Jianghe doesn't know the model of the provincial capital license plate, Mercedes-Benz, but the three-corner logo is easy to recognize.

He took a picture of Zhou Shuran's car butt, sent it to him, and said, "Your parents are here to pick you up."

Zhou Shuran didn't reply him, and he didn't know if he didn't see it, or he didn't bother to reply.

I don't know what Zhou's father and Zhou's mother thought, but Zhou Shuran found it funny anyway.

Do not come early.

What are you doing now?

After receiving the news that Zhou Shuran was hugged wrongly, when his biological parents were looking for him, Gu Jianghe asked curiously, saying they came to pick you up?

Zhou Shuran smiled and looked at him: "It's here to change the child."

Gu Jianghe: "?"

Gu Jianghe raised his eyebrows in disbelief: "Change?"

He hesitated and asked again: "The exchange proposed by the third master?"

"It was proposed over there." Zhou Shuran replied.

Gu Jianghe was silent for a while when he heard the words, feeling a little toothache.

After a while, I made a summary: "Wonderful."

What's the matter, the child who hugged the wrong child has been raised for more than ten years, and the opening is to change the child. This operation is really awesome.

Gu Jianghe's first reaction was that the couple was not very good, but after thinking about it, maybe the child was really bad?

But how bad is it that you have been raised for more than ten years, and you don't want it if you say no?

It was hard for him to imagine how bad a child could really be if his parents educated him well.

Seeing how emotional he was, Zhou Shuran asked him if he wanted to wait until the day of the exchange, so that he could come and see this wonderful couple and this "poor" child by himself.

Gu Jianghe frantically shook his head and refused.

In fact, to Zhou Shuran, it doesn't matter whether he changes or not.

He originally planned to go to Beijing in advance, find a summer job first, and then wait for the start of school.

Just like what Gu Jianghe said, he also looked down upon the couple's behavior.

Of course, he didn't have much hope for the couple.

The warmth of the family is not as useful to him as a book of teaching materials.

It's just that I stay where I go, and I don't have to stare at the third master, which can be considered a little easier.

On the contrary, Gu Jianghe was in high spirits.

He got up early and sat at the door, looking across the autumn water, for fear of missing Zhou Shuran and his own father coming over.

Watching the play is very good, and the melon seeds, peanuts and cola benches are all available.

He watched the car pass by his shop and went to the third master's house.

After a while, he tooted in front of his door and drove to the outside of the village.

Gu Jianghe grabbed a handful of Langweixian, and bit them into crunching sounds.

Seeing that the car was gone, he patted the scraps in his hands, took out his mobile phone and sent a message to Zhou Shuran, asking him how he was doing: "How is this couple? Are they very old? Is that child the same as the city in Metamorphosis?" Like a child? Did you give the third master a red envelope? Did you hold you and cry bitterly? How many reporters came?"

Zhou Shuran: "..."

Do you write books with all this bullshit?

Seeing that Gu Jianghe is lonely and his only friend, that is, himself, has left here, and he may not even have a person to talk to in the future, Zhou Shuran still replied patiently: "Not old, no, I didn't send , no crying, no reporters."

After thinking about it, I gave him a little reminder: "That kid is the type you will definitely like."

Gu Jianghe: "?"

He was puzzled.

What is my type?I don't even know what genre I like.

So he asked him confused: "What's the matter? Is the child a girl? Your parents are patriarchal, so they came here to change?"

Even if it's a girl, it doesn't necessarily mean that he "will definitely like it", right?

What's the matter, is it Xi Shi or Diao Chan?

Zhou Shuran insisted on leaving him a surprise, didn't talk nonsense, and just said that you will know when you see it, telling him not to bother him, and then closed the message box.

Gu Jianghe was very dissatisfied with his temperament of half-talking and half-hiding.

In the middle of the story, isn't this tantalizing?

He is the one you say to him: "Tell you something...forget it, it's nothing."

He can't sleep all night, his head is full of "what's the matter" and "what is the matter", torture him all night, and he can only open his eyes until dawn.

Gu Jianghe has reason to suspect that Zhou Shuran is messing with him on purpose, because he has talked too much in front of him these days.

However, Gu Jianghe was still tortured beyond measure.

Sitting still.

I always want to go to the third master's house to see what kind of fairy character he is, so why should he "definitely like it".

Fortunately, this "fairy figure" was very self-conscious. Just before Gu Jianghe couldn't bear it anymore, he carried a bucket very unskillfully and walked over from the other end with his head poking around.

It seems that he is not familiar with the road and is still looking for the direction.

When Gu Jianghe saw him, he froze for a moment.

Then wrinkled his nose.

Why is it a boy?

Hearing what Zhou Shuran said there, he thought it was a little girl.

It turned out to be a boy.

He looks quite energetic, looks white and clean, and is easy to bully at first glance.

The kid didn't notice him at all, found the place he was looking for, and just passed by.

Gu Jianghe watched him trot to the well, put down the barrel, and then stuck his head into the well.

He almost couldn't catch his breath, he was so startled, he thought the kid was going to jump off.

In an instant, the literary plot of youthful pain of a fragile teenager who was abandoned by his parents and had the idea of ​​committing suicide appeared in his head.

So there was no time to take out the cigarette, so he hurried forward.

Before reaching out his hand, he heard the child yell towards the well, and then muttered to himself: "If a dead person is inside, maybe he can't see it?"

It was far away just now, and Gu Jianghe hadn't seen it clearly yet.

Taking a closer look, the child was holding the water-carrying stake by the well with one hand, and was wearing a bracelet on his wrist that made Gu Jianghe very familiar.

Only now did he understand why Zhou Shuran said that he "definitely likes it".

That's right, even though Gu Jianghe was not Gu Yuan's own child, his narcissism is exactly the same, even worse than Gu Yuan's.

Let's put it this way.

No matter who you are, as long as you like me, you are a good person, and I like you!

Very pure and simple.

So our classmate Zhou Ya started the game with one hand and took down Gu Laogou.

He was relieved when he heard the child's words meant that he didn't intend to commit suicide, so he teased him and said, "How do you know that no one died in this well?"

The child turned his head in fright. With a cigarette in his mouth, he pretended to maintain his aloof personality and greeted him.

Then I was scolded.

Gu Jianghe was overjoyed, the little fans are quite hot-tempered, if you know who is standing in front of you, you won't be scared to death.

He watched the child carry the bucket and leave cursing, feeling very relieved.

It's so cute, my little fans are so cute when they swear.

So he leisurely walked back to the store, thinking that he would see him again next time, to scare him.

Then this thought ended the second he opened his text.

Brother Duck, who has been out of the game for a while, saw the readers waiting to be fed and praised him for being awesome, all raised their knives at this moment.

It even started to discuss whether to eat duck blood vermicelli or duck intestines.

Gu Jianghe inexplicably felt the chrysanthemum tighten.

Immediately gave up the urge to explode the horse.

It's better to wait until the fans forget about him breaking the update.

It's a trivial thing to shout on the Internet to kill him. Anyway, through the Internet, can you still crawl along the network cable?

But the child can see him in person.

The little fans are very hot-tempered, Little Pepper, it will really explode later, I'm afraid the third master's family will have to add a bowl of spicy duck tonight.

Although Gu Jianghe is a holy father, he is still not open-minded enough to sacrifice himself to add food to the third master's family.

So regrettably, the time to explode the horse was pushed back.

Because of a fan filter, Zhou Ya's behavior, in his opinion, is very cute.

After he sent Zhou Shuran a bunch of words praising his little fans, Zhou Shuran couldn't help but "...".

Can't help but ask him, do you regard him as your little fan, or do you regard him as your cub?

Gu Jianghe was stopped by the question.

Gu Jianghe began to ponder.

After contemplating, I finally came to the conclusion that

It seems, really, when I look at Zhou Ya, the brilliance of motherhood is very dazzling?

Gu Jianghe, who recognized his true nature, began to show his cubs without any burden.

From Zhou Shuran's point of view, this was simply the behavior of his younger brother.

He was exposed to the sun for half the summer vacation, and he was really dizzy from the sun.

Coupled with his curiosity about Zhou Ya and getting along with him for half the summer vacation, he lost interest in Zhou's parents, so he simply rushed over before school started to see Gu Jianghe, the new mother, and told his family A cub so cute that the earth trembles.

Meng is quite cute, but what attracts Zhou Shuran more is another thing.

Gu Jianghe was blind and didn't notice anything, but Zhou Shuran could see the child's thoughts on Gu Jianghe at a glance.

He realized it earlier than Zhou Ya herself.

He found it quite interesting to see that Gu Jianghe was still ignorant.

He didn't expose it, and continued to watch Gu Jianghe's show there.

Just wait for when he will show himself in.

Unexpectedly, Zhou Ya was quite able to hold back.

It was hard to hold back until the second year before confessing to Gu Jianghe.

Then there is tragedy.

Gu Jianghe sat on the ridge of the field and sighed: "I treat him as my own son, who would have known that he wanted to pick on me?"

Zhou Shuran: "..."

Zhou Shuran still defended Zhou Ya: "As far as your act of showing off your son every day, and your deceptive behavior, to be honest, it looks more like you want to pick him up."

Gu Jianghe: "."

Gu Jianghe had nothing to say.

Zhou Shuran asked him what his plans were next, but he didn't know either.

So unexpected.

Never thought about it.

He's still dazed at this moment.

"You like him very much, don't you?" Zhou Shuran asked him with a smile, "Although I don't know what I like, but since there is an opportunity to make him belong to you alone, why not do it?"

Gu Jianghe was taken aback by his words.

Zhou Shuran gave him a meaningful look: "If it's me, no matter whether he is tempted for a while or really likes it, as long as I want it, I will definitely not put the meat in my mouth."

"Whatever I want!" Gu Jianghe couldn't bear it anymore and said, "Why does this sound so weird?"

After a moment of silence, he looked at Zhou Shuran speechlessly: "I didn't say that, you are quite dirty?"

While talking, he suddenly felt that someone was looking at him from behind. When he turned his head suddenly, he saw the child walking towards the town with his head buried.

Looked very lost.

Gu Jianghe's heart felt sour for no reason, and his heart ached.

Zhou Shuran saw it, and said while the iron was hot: "Go after it."

Chasing, chasing, chasing you!

Gu Jianghe was annoyed to death.

He let Zhou Shuran speak alarmistly, and I remained silent.

After returning home, sitting in front of the computer, he breathed a sigh of relief.

You can't just chase after it.

He still hasn't figured it out yet.

The author has something to say:

come come come come

Yesterday, my grandpa celebrated his birthday and went back to the country, but his cell phone was almost out of battery, and there was a power outage at home

[Usually today’s code is updated early tomorrow morning]

Then I can only start coding when I come back today, sorry, sorry, late

Tomorrow's update will still be as usual, it will be updated on time at [-]:[-] in the morning, I love you all!