Grandpa doesn't eat your shit

It was dark outside, and Gu Jianghe didn't see him at first.

It felt as if someone was watching him, so he looked over suspiciously, and then saw a person squatting there.

Gu Jianghe: "?"

Who is this?

Take a closer look, it's a child.

So happy, he walked over and said with a smile: "What are you doing? Why are you squatting here?"

Zhou Ya's head was blank, looking at Gu Jianghe, thinking in a daze, probably not...

When Gu Jianghe asked him, he didn't hear clearly at all, his head was buzzing.

Seeing that he didn't answer, Gu Jianghe looked at himself like a fool, confused.

He squatted down and shook his hand in front of Zhou Ya: "Hey, wake up! Are you sleepwalking?"

There was still a smell of blood on his hands, Zhou Ya was so overwhelmed by the smell that he almost vomited it out.

He hurriedly backed away, then squeaked, and sat down on the ground again.

Gu Jianghe didn't know whether to laugh or cry, so he reached out to pull him.

Seeing his hand stretched out, Zhou Ya's pupils almost shrunk into a straight line, and she shouted nervously, "Don't touch me!"

The word touch is broken.

Gu Jianghe is simply inexplicable, why such a big reaction?

Then he looked at his hand and realized it.

He smiled and said, "Why? Do you think my hands are dirty?"

He was also worried that if he pulled it later, he would give Zhou Yala a blood mark on his arm, so he withdrew his hand, raised his chin, and signaled him: "Then get up by yourself."

As he spoke, he taught him a lesson: "Why are you so frizzy, now your clothes are dirty in the mud, right?"

Thinking that he is already dirty, and still dislikes his dirty hands, he is not happy: "My hands may not be as dirty as your clothes."

Zhou Ya was so flustered that she couldn't hear what he was saying at all.

I saw that Gu Jianghe was acting like a normal person, joking around on his own here, with a relaxed smile on his face.

For a moment, he began to wonder if Gu Jianghe was mentally ill or had a split personality?

The two were still in a stalemate here, one was smiling, the other was wary, and someone came out of Aunt Tofu's house.

The man looked over from a distance and found Gu Jianghe and Zhou Ya who was half blocked by him, so he asked in confusion, "What are you doing, little Gu? Who are you talking to?"

Zhou Ya was stunned when she heard the voice.

What is Aunt Tofu's voice?

He staggered his head and looked over there, and Aunt Tofu finally saw his face, and said in surprise, "Xiaoya?"

She was a little confused: "Why are you sitting on the ground?"

Zhou Ya couldn't turn her head around for a moment, she looked blankly at Aunt Tofu, and then at Gu Jianghe.

Gu Jianghe hummed and said, "What about you? Why are you squatting on the ground?"

He smiled again and said, "It's more comfortable on the ground? Huh?"

Only then did Zhou Ya belatedly realize that things might be different from what he thought.

He got up from the ground, patted the mud on his body, then stood still, looked down at Gu Jianghe, and asked him, "What are you doing here at this point?"

Gu Jianghe was still squatting there, raised his head and said with a smile, "I'm here to have an affair with you."

Zhou Ya: "..."

are you crazy! ! !

Aunt Tofu also heard what he said, spit, and scolded Gu Jianghe in disgust: "You are really shameless, what are you talking about to Xiaoya! You have spoiled the child, and I will pick you up carefully." Layers of skin."

Gu Jianghe laughed loudly and raised his hands: "Don't dare, don't dare, please forgive me."

Aunt Tofu answered for him, saying: "My family is slaughtering pigs, and there are not enough people, so I called Xiao Gu to help."

Then he asked Zhou Ya with concern: "It's too loud, did it wake you up?"

Zhou Ya didn't expect this to be the case, he just made up a big scene in his head, which scared him so much that he almost lost his soul.

After a long time, it turned out to be an own goal. Fortunately, he didn't attack Gu Jianghe just now.

When he saw someone coming out of Aunt Tofu's house, he was holding a big rock in his hand, and he was about to sneak over and punch a hole in the back of that person's head.

That is to say, when he saw that the person was Gu Jianghe, he was so shocked that he didn't have time to touch it.

Otherwise, something will really happen.

Gu Jianghe asked him: "Go and have a look when you wake up?"

He smiled again and said, "Haven't you seen the scene of slaughtering a pig? It's just a little scary. Do you want to go?"

Naturally, Zhou Ya couldn't refuse, he nodded, and obediently followed Gu Jianghe in.

When he reached the back door, he poked his head out from behind Gu Jianghe curiously, and looked into the backyard.

Several people gathered around a big bench-like thing with a white pig tied to it, and Uncle Tofu was holding a basin to catch the blood there.

The pig had been disembowelled, but its limbs were still shaking.

Zhou Ya breathed lightly, and asked Gu Jianghe in a low voice: "Is this... not dead yet?"

"How can it be?" Gu Jianghe said with a smile, "It's just a nervous reflex."

He raised his paw and waved it, and said, "Stand here, don't come over, there are all dirty things over there. Wait for me for a while, I'll go wash my hands."

Zhou Ya: "Oh."

Then he stretched his neck and looked at the pig.

The ground is really dirty, pig blood is everywhere.

The master who killed the pig took out the intestines and handed them to Uncle Tofu, who brought them to the faucet and began to clean them.

The filth came out, and there was a foul smell. Zhou Ya covered her nose in disgust, and retracted her head.

Aunt Tofu just came in from the front at this time, and seeing Zhou Ya's expression, she smiled and said, "Isn't it scary?"

Zhou Ya covered her nose and shook her head.

Scary is not very scary, but a little nauseating.

Gu Jianghe asked him to stand here and wait, but he didn't know what to make him wait.

After the guy washed his hands, he walked up to Uncle Tofu and said something to him.

Why is it so annoying?

Tell people to wait for you, but you come here!

Aunt Tofu looked in the direction of his line of sight and said with a smile: "Xiao Gu is still fine, I was worried about the lack of manpower. He heard about it and immediately told me to call him, saying that he is fine anyway, and it is convenient for him at any time." .”

Zhou Ya nodded, and said very reservedly: "Yes."

He asked Aunt Tofu again: "Why do you kill pigs for this point? Isn't it good to kill pigs during the day?"

"You can't win during the day." Aunt Tofu replied.

Seeing Zhou Ya's puzzled face, he smiled again: "I'm a pig that can be sold if it is killed. There are people who want to buy meat when it is killed during the day."

Only then did Zhou Ya understand, oh oh twice.

Aunt Tofu said to him again: "Come to my house for lunch with your grandfather, did you hear that?"

Zhou Ya showed hesitation and wanted to refuse.

This... is not very good, is it?

It happened that Gu Jianghe came over, and when he heard this, he answered for Zhou Ya and said, "Okay, don't worry, I'll catch him if he doesn't come at noon, okay?"

He had a playful smile on his face, Aunt Tofu was amused by him and wanted to laugh, and said straightly: "You are the only one who can speak."

Then he said to Zhou Ya: "Remember to come!"

Then he paced towards Uncle Tofu.

From the beginning to the end, Zhou Ya didn't even have a chance to speak, so she couldn't help frowning, and complained to Gu Jianghe: "How can you answer for me."

It made him say no, and he didn't say no.

Now it's all right, he doesn't want to come to eat when the time comes, and if he doesn't come, it's like sending people away.

Gu Jianghe held something in one hand, stretched out the other hand on his head, rubbed it for a while, and explained with a smile: "I'm afraid that you will refuse."

He looked at Zhou Ya with raised eyebrows, and said, "You must be planning to refuse, right?"

Zhou Ya: "..."

Nonsense, otherwise.

Gu Jianghe sighed: "Brother Ya, you are my own brother, right? You have to call a bunch of people over to eat when you kill a pig. It's a custom in the village. If you really refused just now, it would be embarrassing. "

As he spoke, he pouted and looked at Zhou Ya with aggrieved lips: "I'll help you, but you still roll your eyes at me if you don't thank me."

Zhou Ya: "..."

He stretched out his hand to pinch Gu Jianghe's lips, and said expressionlessly, "Don't flirt."

He really didn't know this custom existed here, and thought that Aunt Tofu called him because she saw him running.

It would be very embarrassing if this was the case, he obviously thought that something was wrong here, so he came here to help, but it turned out that he heard someone killing a pig, so he came here specially to eat.

But since it's a custom, you can rest assured.

When he heard Gu Jianghe's first words, he was still a little grateful, and the flirt started to mess around again.

Gu Jianghe can really row a boat without an oar.

He has never seen such a stinky and shameless person since he grew up, and he is still shy, trying to rub against him in a cute manner.

Zhou Ya ran out in a hurry, still wearing slippers, and the hem of his jacket was tied up in his trousers. He only found out when he just walked in, so he quietly pulled it out.

This meeting finally calmed down, and realized that nothing was wrong, so he felt a little sleepy, yawned, and while walking outside, he asked Gu Jianghe: "What are you carrying in your hand?"

"I bought the kidney." Gu Jianghe held up the things in his hand to show him.

Zhou Ya: "???"

He squinted his eyes and looked at Gu Jianghe, and said "Oh~~~" in a long voice.

Then he clicked his tongue and said, "So you have reached the point where you need to supplement your shape~"

Gu Jianghe: "?"

He also thought about what supplementing the form with the form complements the form, and he had a headache after he realized it.

Both angry and funny.

He couldn't help but think of what Zhou Ya did in his bathroom when he lived in his house for the first time, and how she squinted and smiled and said "men can understand", and couldn't help being a little helpless.

He smiled and said, "You kid..."

Then he poked Zhou Ya's head with one hand: "No, why are your thoughts so dirty sometimes?"

Zhou Ya: "?"

Who is dirty?

Why did you bring the villain to file a complaint first?

So he rolled his eyes at Gu Jianghe again: "The benevolent see benevolence, the wise see wisdom, and the dirty see dirty."

I'm such a clean and lovely person, you can see the dirty, you can see how dirty Gu Jianghe is.

Gu Jianghe smiled slightly, and said softly: "Brother Ya..."

Zhou Ya: "Huh?"

Gu Jianghe pointed to the corners of his eyes, and reminded him softly, "I haven't wiped off my gums."

Zhou Ya: "!"

He quickly reached out and rubbed it, really...

This is embarrassing, and I can't help but feel a little embarrassed.

Gu Jianghe said to him gently: "It's not that I have to say, when you roll your eyes, this thing looks too conspicuous."

Zhou Ya: "..."

Zhou Ya was angry and annoyed, she stretched out her hand and grabbed Gu Jianghe's cheek, threatening him: "Shut up, forget!"

Gu Jianghe smiled very kindly, and shook his head: "I can't forget it."

Before Zhou Ya stretched out his other hand, he raised the kidney in his hand again: "Do you want to eat stir-fried kidney tomorrow? There is also braised pork~"

Zhou Ya: "?"

Want to buy me off with food?You underestimate me!

He stretched out three fingers and said, "I want three more lollipops."

Emphatically reminded: "Strawberry flavor."

Gu Jianghe made an ok gesture: "OK."

Only then did Zhou Ya snort, and took her hand back.

The author has something to say:

Hahahahahaha why did you guys guess that it was killing a pig in the last chapter! (Although it is not difficult to guess, but I still hahahahahahahahaha)