Grandpa doesn't eat your shit

Zhou Ya stared at Gu Jianghe, and viciously squeezed the lollipop package in his hand.

Then he stuffed the candy into his mouth and the candy wrapper to Gu Jianghe, and went down to fetch water.

Gu Jianghe seldom gets up early, and when he gets up, he doesn't do business.

He didn't go back to open the shop either, just stayed by Zhou Ya's side.

Zhou Ya watered the vegetables, and he just squatted there and played with weeds.Zhou Ya went back to feed the chickens, and he sat on the threshold chatting with Lord Wednesday.

When Zhou Ya crossed the threshold, he was turning his head and discussing the singing of Huangmei Opera with Master Zhou Zhou. When Zhou Ya came over, he smiled at Zhou Ya, with white teeth all over his mouth.

Zhou Ya: "..."

He was speechless: "If you have a stool, don't you sit on the threshold? Is it dirty..."

Gu Jianghe: "Fortunately, it's not very dirty."

Zhou Ya: "???"

Not asking how are you!This is a rhetorical question!

With a dark face, he brought a stool from the house, put it in front of Gu Jianghe, and asked him to sit down.

I went to bring a large basin of clothes out again, planning to go to the pond to wash.

He yelled to the old man, saying that I went to do the laundry.

Just as the old man finished answering, Gu Jianghe stood up again and said with a smile, "Let's go together."

Zhou Ya: "?"

Do the laundry too?

He couldn't help but ask Gu Jianghe: "Are you free to do?"

Can you go back and open your shop?

The result was of course not driven away.

He washed clothes there, and Gu Jianghe chatted with the aunts and aunts there, talking happily.

It was amused to several big sisters and aunts.

Zhou Ya beat her clothes with a mallet while silently scolding Gu Jianghe in her heart.

It's too flamboyant.

After Zhou Ya finished beating, she grabbed one side and threw the clothes into the pond to wash them, then picked them up, and was about to wring them out when Gu Jianghe leaned his head over: "Can you help me?"

Zhou Ya originally wanted to say that you don't bother me and I'm just helping, so she turned her head and glanced at him, after thinking about it, it's not for nothing to work hard!

So shyly handed over the clothes in his hand, and said, "Twist it for me."

Fearing that Gu Jianghe would refuse, he added another sentence: "It can't be twisted."

In fact, it's not that it can't be twisted, but Zhou Ya twists it hard every time. After washing a large basin of clothes, her hands turn red.

At the very beginning, he even tore the skin on his palm, which was excruciatingly painful.

Afterwards, the old man told him, don't wring it so hard, the sun is shining, and it will dry out if you don't wring it out.

Therefore, Zhou Ya usually twists it symbolically, and puts it in the basin if it is not particularly wet.

Gu Jianghe took it with a smile, and twisted, twisted, twisted.

It was wrung dry a few times, and it looked even more dry than Zhou Ya's previous wring.

And the expression looks very relaxed.

Zhou Ya: "???"

Suspiciously, he picked up the clothes and looked at them. They were really dry.

So I was even more puzzled.

He looked at Gu Jianghe with question marks all over his face, Gu Jianghe was surprised: "What?"

Zhou Ya: "...it's nothing."

Just wanted to ask are you Popeye who ate spinach?Or is it actually pretending to be “effortless”?

Then he finished washing another one quickly, then handed it to Gu Jianghe, and carefully observed Gu Jianghe's expression.

Still looking relaxed.

Zhou Ya didn't believe in evil, and quickly washed it and handed it to him, and then Gu Jianghe wrung it dry with a relaxed expression.

Zhou Ya: "???"

Gu Jianghe was confused by his expression, and asked him dumbfounded: "What are you looking at? See how good I am?"

Zhou Ya: "..."

Then nodded naturally: "Yeah."

Gu Jianghe didn't expect to be praised, and exaggeratedly showed a surprised expression: "Oh~~~"

Then he grinned, "That's true."

Zhou Ya didn't look at it at all, and silently moved her eyes away.

shameless.

Someone helped twist the clothes, and the speed was indeed much faster.

It usually takes Zhou Ya nearly an hour to do laundry, but this time it was almost finished in less than half an hour.

He washes his coat first, leaving his underwear at the end.

After washing it smoothly, he handed it to Gu Jianghe.

Then, just as he was about to pour the water out, he suddenly realized that he turned his head and shouted, "Wait!"

Gu Jianghe hooked Zhou Ya's underwear with one finger, and looked over with a half-smile.

Zhou Ya looked at the obviously wrung underwear in his hand, and her head exploded.

He was dumbfounded, not knowing what to say for a while.

Gu Jianghe still didn't let him go, Noyo said: "Pure white~"

One sentence made Zhou Ya's face turn red, and she grabbed it viciously and threw it into the basin.

The whole person panicked and their hearts were pounding.

Gu Jianghe leaned into his ear and whispered, "I have one like this too~"

Zhou Ya was so angry that she endured and endured, and finally couldn't bear it any longer. She put the basin down, twisted Gu Jianghe's cheeks with both hands, and pulled his mouth open, revealing his gums.

Gritting his teeth, he said, "Forget about it!!!"

Gu Jianghe was pulled into a grimace, but he was still smiling, and the smile in his eyes didn't decrease but increased.

He stretched out his index finger and waved it in front of Zhou Ya's eyes.

It means "don't forget~"

Without opening his mouth, Zhou Ya could sense what he was going to say from his expression, and the tone in which he said it.

Too cheap! ! !

Zhou Ya was so ashamed and angry that she couldn't really do anything about him, so she finally choked out a weak sentence: "If you mention this again, I will never get along with you again!"

He was even more ashamed when he said this.

what!It's like the lines of elementary school students quarreling with others!

After he finished speaking, he let go, picked up the basin and was about to slip away.

Gu Jianghe laughed happily, and teased, "So ruthless?"

Zhou Ya avoided talking and didn't answer, just walked forward.

At this moment, I am a walking robot without ears.

Gu Jianghe walked up to him and asked him, "Are you really angry?"

Zhou Ya remained silent.

He quickly walked in front of Zhou Ya again, blocking his way: "Brother Ya, talk."

Zhou Ya was so angry that his eyes were a little wet. Sometimes he was really annoyed by his physique. As long as his mood fluctuated greatly, no matter whether he was happy, sad, sad, excited, angry or bored, he would start to cry.

Obviously he didn't want to cry, but when his eyes got wet, others would think he was crying.

Seeing that his eyes were wet, Gu Jianghe was also frightened, so he quickly reached out to wipe it off for him, and said with a helpless smile, "Why do you cry so much?"

Zhou Ya couldn't hold back her tears at first, but he still said that, and she became even more angry for a while, so the tears fell even more fiercely, and she yelled at him fiercely, "I want you to take care of it!"

In the end, I didn't catch it in one breath, and I took a twitch, and it became "I want you to croak!"

Gu Jianghe: "Pfft."

Zhou Ya didn't expect that she would make a fool of herself again, this time she was really angry and cried, so she simply stuffed the basin into Gu Jianghe's arms, and then chased Gu Jianghe to beat him.

Gu Jianghe was laughing there, hiding while laughing, twitching.

Zhou Ya couldn't even hit him, and she ran out of breath, until she ran to the door of her house, Gu Jianghe was still giggling.

Just as the old man was about to go out, he saw Gu Jianghe running over with a basin in his arms, Zhou Ya chasing after him.

Old man: "?"

Panting heavily, Zhou Ya called him, "Help, help me catch Gu Jianghe!"

Gu Jianghe held the basin in one hand, pulled his lower eyelids with the other, and made a grimace at him with his tongue out: "Slightly, I can't catch it!"

Zhou Ya: "!!!"

Mad!Who is this! ! !

So he raised his strength and chased after him again, making chickens fly like dogs.

In the end, it was Gu Jianghe who saw that Zhou Ya was tired from chasing him, so he stopped and let him hit him, so as to calm down.

When he stopped resisting, Zhou Ya felt embarrassed again and couldn't do anything.

After chasing and making noise for a while, the shame and annoyance in his heart disappeared, and when he calmed down, he felt it was funny.

Both angry and funny.

Gu Jianghe had been hanging around Zhou Ya's house all morning, so he naturally had lunch here.

After dinner, he called Zhou Ya and said to take him to play.

Then he told the old man that Zhou Ya would not come back tonight.

The old man was cheerful and said that you have fun yourself.

Zhou Ya: "?"

Just kidding, it's not just to go to the store.

The result is really not to look at the store.

Zhou Ya stepped on a bicycle to the door of his shop first, and stood waiting at the door, while Gu Jianghe was still walking behind.

After waiting for a while, Gu Jianghe came over, took a look, and smiled: "What are you doing standing there?"

Zhou Ya: "? Wait for you to open the door."

"I won't go to the store today," Gu Jianghe shook the car keys in his hand, "Brother will take you to the city to play!"

Hearing that he could go out to play, Zhou Ya's eyes lit up immediately, and he didn't care about Gu Jianghe's taking advantage of his words again. He stepped forward in surprise and asked him, "What are you going to play?"

Gu Jianghe asked without answering: "What do you want to play?"

Zhou Ya thought about it in her heart, then shook her head: "I don't know."

I don’t seem to have anything I want to play, but I’m very happy to be able to go out and play.

In fact, Gu Jianghe didn't think about it. Taking Zhou Ya out to play was also a temporary idea during dinner.

Seeing that Zhou Ya had no idea, she waved her hand and said freely, "Then let's go first and see what to play when we get there."

Zhou Ya had no objection, and nodded excitedly: "Yeah!"

Then he obediently climbed into the co-pilot.

After going up, I found that the seat belt was replaced with a new one.

He glanced at the seat belt suspiciously.

Gu Jianghe also came up, and while inserting the key, he asked him: "I've been here for so long, haven't I been to the city?"

"Not yet, I've been staying here," Zhou Ya replied obediently, and then asked him, "Why did you change the seat belt?"

Speaking of this, Gu Jianghe wanted to laugh, and glanced at him: "It was ruined by some sloppy person."

When Zhou Ya heard this, her first reaction was the scene where Zhou Shuran was sitting here last time.

So I couldn't help complaining a little in my heart, why did I break the seat belt, Zhou Shuran is too bad, I didn't break it.

Thinking of it this way, I still feel a sense of pride.

Then he realized that Gu Jianghe was looking at him, smiling very... mean.

Zhou Ya: "?"

Look what I do!

With a sudden shock in his heart, he looked at the seat belt, then at Gu Jianghe, then pointed to his nose without confidence and said, "Did I break it?"

impossible!

Gu Jianghe: "Hmm."

Ask him: "Otherwise, who else could it be?"

It could also be Zhou Shuran.

Because he also sat.

Zhou Ya was a little downcast.

Why didn't Zhou Shuran break it?

Gu Jianghe rubbed his head and comforted him: "It's nothing serious, it should have been replaced long ago."

Continuing the previous topic again: "The urban area here may not be as fun as the city you stayed in before, but there is a little advantage..."

As he spoke, he looked at Zhou Ya and waited for him to answer.

Zhou Ya asked him very politely: "What's so good about it?"

"Fortunately, it's not blocked!" Gu Jianghe replied with satisfaction.