Grandpa doesn't eat your shit

Zhou Ya really didn't expect that he would see such a scene. The two of them stared at each other for a moment, and then he slowly came back to his senses, closed his eyes in a hurry, and preemptively said: "Why don't you wear clothes!!!"

Gu Jianghe: "?"

He looked at his body, then at Zhou Ya, and said in a good temper, "I'm wearing it."

Isn't panties considered clothing?

and……

He asked Zhou Ya in a good voice: "I take a bath at my own home, so what if I don't wear clothes? But you climbed over the wall and I told you that you were peeping, believe it or not."

Zhou Ya's scalp was numb, her face was red and her ears were red, she closed her eyes and didn't dare to look at Gu Jianghe, just like this, she just quibbled, saying that I didn't want to see you take a bath!

I just want to climb over the wall and wash my feet!Who knew you were so perverted!Take a bath outside in broad daylight!

Gu Jianghe: "Oh."

He said slowly: "Then you are burglarizing."

Without waiting for Zhou Ya's rebuttal, she asked again: "Jie the money or rob the sex?"

Zhou Ya was shocked by how shameless he was. She couldn't even look at evil, and stared at Gu Jianghe in disbelief: "Jie Se? Do you deserve it?"

Gu Jianghe: "Why am I not worthy?"

As he spoke, he held his chest out.

The scene was so exciting that Zhou Ya quickly closed her eyes again, and shouted, "Put on your clothes! You're a hooligan!"

Oh shit!see!

That fucking thing turned out to be pink!

Zhou Ya's whole body is not well, her head is all pink.

There is also the shape of Gu Jianghe's chest muscles tense when he straightened his chest.

Gu Jianghe laughed: "It's not that I'm naked, I'm wearing underwear, okay? Besides, they're all old men, so what's the matter with naked? I haven't said you're a hooligan."

Having said that, he picked up a towel and wiped it off, put on his pants, and called Zhou Ya, "Okay, put them on."

As soon as Zhou Ya opened her eyes, she quickly closed them again, and reprimanded: "No, okay! Where's your shirt?!"

Gu Jianghe was speechless: "It's almost done, why are you acting like a little girl."

He was too lazy to put on his shirt, so he went directly to the wall, looked at Zhou Ya and said, "Can't you get down? I don't care if you sit there again and fall."

Zhou Ya held her breath: "Put on your shirt."

Gu Jianghe refused to listen to him: "No, unless you admit that you are a little girl."

Zhou Ya: "?!"

He blurted out: "You don't wear clothes! Are you a savage!?"

Gu Jianghe: "If you admit that you are a girl, I will wear it."

Zhou Ya: "Savage!"

Gu Jianghe: "Little girl!"

Zhou Ya was so angry that she wanted to fight him.

Zhou Ya discovered that her sexual orientation was different from others when she was 12 years old. At the beginning, he was a little scared and confused.

It was only later that I realized that there were not a few people like him.

He read a lot of materials and followed many gay bloggers online, and gradually accepted himself.

Knowing his sexual orientation, he consciously avoided suspicion.

Usually, I only look at photos of handsome guys on the Internet to satisfy my cravings. In fact, Zhou Ya is a little reserved in her heart. In real life, she has never seen such a big scene of handsome guys coming out of the bath.

During his physical education class, when he saw the boys in the class sweating from playing basketball, he would avert his eyes when he lifted his clothes to wipe his sweat!

It's very pure, a little zero, did you make it!

As a result, Gu Jianghe is a dead straight man!Don't show your flesh in front of him!Something is wrong!If you get up, you will die, you know!

Gu Jianghe had no idea how dangerous he was. Seeing that Zhou Ya was still there with his eyes closed, he shouted again: "Come down."

Zhou Ya was as immobile as a mountain: "If you don't wear it, I won't go down!"

A look that would rather die than surrender.

Gu Jianghe was too lazy to talk nonsense with him, so he directly pulled his muddy leg down.

Zhou Ya lost his balance and fell down. He screamed in fright, and when he fell, he was caught by Gu Jianghe.

But it didn't catch firmly, one foot caught it, and the other didn't catch it.

So Gu Jianghe hugged Zhou Ya's right thigh with both hands, and his left leg was still falling there. In order to maintain balance, he subconsciously hugged Gu Jianghe's neck with one hand, leaned back half of his body, and supported Gu Jianghe with the other hand chest.

Zhou Ya felt that she was about to fall, so she panicked, and couldn't help using both hands.

He squeezed Gu Jianghe's chest hard.

Gu Jianghe frowned when he pinched his face, and hissed: "Don't use such force, it's all swollen by you."

Zhou Ya: "?"

Only then did he realize what he was supporting, and what was that soft little bump under his hand.

It exploded immediately, kicked Gu Jianghe hard, and shouted: "Let go of me!!!!"

He kicked it well, and Gu Jianghe kicked him until the pain was so painful that he couldn't help but let go.

As soon as Gu Jianghe let go, Zhou Ya also fell off him.

Ass touches the ground.

So two people, one covering the lower part of his abdomen, and the other holding his buttocks, wailed on the ground together.

During the fall, the lotus pod fell to the ground. Zhou Ya rubbed her sore spot, then got up to pick up the lotus pod on the ground.

Gu Jianghe was still grinning in pain, unable to get up, gritted his teeth and said: "You are really...you are too cruel, you want to kill my children and grandchildren..."

Zhou Ya blushed when she heard the words, feeling a little guilty, but still insisted: "You deserve it."

As she spoke, she still walked over with the lotus pod in her arms and asked him, "Are you all right..."

"If you let me come here, you will know that there is nothing wrong." Gu Jianghe said with pain.

Zhou Ya looked at him and felt sorry for him, and said with a feeling of sympathy: "Then let's say goodbye."

It took Gu Jianghe a while to recover, and Zhou Ya just squatted there looking at him, feeling uneasy.

Asked him: "Is it really all right? You won't be able to die in the future, right?"

Isn't this a challenge to a man's self-confidence?

Gu Jianghe glared at him: "What are you talking about! I am Optimus Prime Megatron!"

Zhou Ya: "?"

Hold!Ruined two characters at once!How will he face these two names in the future!

He was so angry that he stood up and didn't want to talk to Gu Jianghe anymore.

He put all the lotus roots on the window before he walked to the well and started to press the water.

Zhou Ya was pressing the water there, rushing his feet, and Gu Jianghe also stood up slowly.

His body was covered with marks from Zhou Ya's muddy legs. The shower just now was in vain, and his pants were also dirty from Zhou Ya's kick.

Fortunately, the trousers were not clean, otherwise I would have to wash another pair.

So Zhou Ya rushed to his feet and saw Gu Jianghe walking beside him.

Then start taking off your pants.

Zhou Ya was startled, she stepped back and stared at him vigilantly: "What do you want!"

Gu Jianghe glanced at him expressionlessly, and continued to take off.

Zhou Ya panicked, and began to observe secretly to find the opportunity and route to escape.

Then I saw Gu Jianghe take off his outer pants, walked to the pressurized well, pumped up a large bucket of water, and began to wipe the mud off his body with a towel.

After he finished wiping, he gave Zhou Ya another expressionless look, turned around and entered the room, and Zhou Ya breathed a sigh of relief.

He washed one foot carefully, then looked around, put the other unwashed foot on his feet, jumped to the place where Gu Jianghe was just now, picked up the towel on it and wiped the clean foot. One foot, then took the shoe from the neck, put it in, and was about to wash the other.

After washing, he was about to wipe this foot again, and then Gu Jianghe appeared, looking at him expressionlessly: "That is the towel I used to wash my face."

Zhou Ya didn't expect him to come out again, she was startled, and then she understood what Gu Jianghe said.

Suddenly a little embarrassed.

He was holding the towel and one of his feet to stand alone on the golden rooster. After pondering for a while, he said guiltily, "Then...you take it back?"

Gu Jianghe looked at the towel still on his feet, suffocated for a while, and was speechless: "I'll wipe my face after you wipe your feet? How about letting you step on my face indirectly?"

Zhou Ya was very kind: "You can also step on it directly."

Looking cute, Gu Jianghe was annoyed and funny: "Don't be poor, go and wipe your feet, this towel is for you."

Zhou Ya: "Oh."

Then he continued to dry his feet obediently, washed the towel again, and hung it on the bamboo pole.

I thought that since I gave it to me, I would take it away when I left later.

Earn a towel for nothing, hee hee.

Gu Jianghe was already dressed, Zhou Ya put on the other shoe cover and followed him into the house, asking, "Why are you at home?"

He thought that Gu Jianghe had already gone to Zhou Shuran's school entrance banquet, but he was still at home.

So I feel complicated for a while.

A little sour, but also a little bit happy.

He felt that it was not good for him to be happy about it, so he felt guilty for being happy.

Gu Jianghe walked ahead, walked to the gate, opened the door and said casually: "To catch you, a thief."

Zhou Ya: "?"

Zhou Ya was so angry that she couldn't choose what to say: "I'll steal your Pikachu and fight against the monster with a big face!"

Gu Jianghe: "Pfft."

After Zhou Ya finished speaking, she was a little embarrassed, and she was really annoyed.

Gu Jianghe is really not a fun guy, he is doing harm to people every day.

He calmed down for a while, and asked Ai Ai again: "...Today, Zhou Shuran's school entrance banquet, why didn't you go?"

"I'm going." Gu Jianghe replied.

Zhou Ya: "?"

You go, what do I see now? !

Gu Jianghe looked back at him and explained, "My mind has gone."

Zhou Ya: "???"

Gu Jianghe rubbed his fingers, and explained again: "This is the intention."

He said again: "I sent him a red envelope, as long as the money arrives, he doesn't have to, it's too hot, he doesn't want to move."

Zhou Ya couldn't tell what it was like in her heart.

After Gu Jianghe opened the door, he went to the backyard again, so Zhou Ya followed him.

Then I saw Gu Jianghe walking to the backyard, picking up the lotus pod he put on the window sill, and said: "The stolen goods are confiscated."

Zhou Ya was startled, and subconsciously wanted to grab it, but he dodged it.

Gu Jianghe stretched out his hand high, saying that you are here to grab it.

Zhou Ya jumped up and down to catch him, jumped several times, saw Gu Jianghe's playful smile, and finally realized that he did it on purpose.

So he pursed his lips and walked to the front room.

Seeing him leave, Gu Jianghe was still a little puzzled, and then saw him move a stool over.

Gu Jianghe: "Pfft."

Gu Jianghe laughed: "Are you a living treasure?"

Zhou Ya pretended not to hear, stood on the stool and grabbed the lotus pod.

Gu Jianghe let him take it. After he took it away and got off the stool, he stretched out his hand and said, "Give me one."

Zhou Ya remained silent.

He pointed to his lower abdomen again: "Medical expenses."

Zhou Ya: "?"

Shameless!

But after all, I still felt guilty, so I chose the biggest one for him.

I can't help but praise myself for being beautiful and kind.

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...Oh my God, I will be locked up one day