Male nanny escorts you

"Male Nanny Escorts You" Author: Shijiu Baita

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There will be many, many episodes.

It is said that behind every successful man there is a good wife.

I am about the same, I have a male nanny by my side.

Dramatic employer x gentle nanny, employer No.1 said perspective

It contains a lot of household common sense, and after reading it, you will be an expert in housework. (It seems that there are not many, but the author himself has learned a lot to check the information for it)

The goal is to finish the text within twenty chapters. (achieved)

1.

I am a writer with a bad waist.

Before yesterday, I was just an ordinary writer, but when I was tidying up the bookshelves at home today, I accidentally lost my waist.

It hurts so much, the feeling is probably densely packed small needles undulating between your muscles, bones and skin, reminding you all the time that you have done stupid things to hurt it, like a frustrated pain literary heroine.

This incident made me deeply feel that I am old at the age of 29, and I can no longer be as self-willed as I was at the age of 19. I thought I could put the complete works of Lu Xun, which is half a meter high, on my head, and lift the complete works of tomb robbers from the ground. Plus the young man of the century trilogy.

So I decided to convert some of my accumulated wealth into quality of life by hiring a housekeeper.

2.

To be honest, I have no idea about this matter. I searched tentatively on the Internet and only saw a lot of recruitment information under the title of caring for the elderly living alone.

I searched for a male nanny.

I'm so panicked.

In fact, I can still take care of myself, so, can it be cheaper...

3.

already sent.

It is filled in according to the website format, time, place, salary, gender, age, household registration skills.

I was a little apprehensive at the moment when it was shown that the release was successful. It was almost the first time since I started writing essays in elementary school that I was apprehensive because I was worried about my expression.

Of course, it is not ruled out that I am afraid that no one will reply.

I still have work at hand, so I can only endure the pain in my lower back and continue to work hard.It was two hours after I remembered it again, and I hurried to check, and there was actually a private message chat from 10 minutes ago.

The other party was anonymous, and his nickname was a string of weird **.

He only typed one sentence and asked, "Hiring a babysitter for the first time?"

It's so cool, you can see it.

"Yes."

Sure enough, I am still green at first glance in this respect.

4.

The well-meaning person on the opposite side gave some advice, including the part about the length of time and salary, and there is also a place where I should write down further requirements.

At the end, he said: "Let's take these few opinions first, otherwise no one will dare to take your job."

I'm not a black boss.

And there are more than a few of them, they were clearly modified by hand.Of course, I have thought about it carefully, and I think it is okay and acceptable, and even some aspects are not as good as the conditions I originally proposed.

"thank you."

The other party didn't reply any more, and it was impossible to tell whether it was offline or not just by the gray default avatar.

5.

Someone actually came to ask me early the next morning, and asked me where I was interviewing.

Whoa, so direct.

I sent the address where the number was omitted and asked when he was free.

"It's all done."

"afternoon?"

I didn't sleep well yesterday, and my waist hurts even more today.I thought about entrusting my 150-square-meter house, which is not a shared share, at least before I collapsed.

"it is good."

So I received the first interviewee.

6.

At least it seems that most of the requirements are met, but the only point... I deliberately wrote in the remarks that I want to love and protect books, and the most important thing is to be able to move books.

But this person in front of me looks weaker than me.

It just makes people feel that cooking is delicious, and he should be very careful. It's right to leave the sewing and sweeping to him.But if I asked him to carry heavy objects, I couldn't bear it myself.

"Did you read the request carefully?" I may have accidentally revealed a trace of distrust.

He immediately guessed what I was referring to: "I used to work in an old gentleman's house. There are four walls and three books. I can hold four books and five classics in my left hand, and a collection of human comedy Garfitzgerald in my right hand."

Okay, I took offense, not only is a strong man, but also knows how to do it.

7.

I welcomed him in with joy.

He politely asked me where my slippers were, and I realized that my house didn't even have guest slippers.

"Or, I have a pair of beach flip flops, you can make do with it first."

He nodded lightly.

So far, I haven't seen any signs of his strength as an ox.

The living room is the part I'm most proud of, not spotless but less cluttered.

Don't remind me that's because no one goes.

I sat down and motioned for him to do the same.Just thinking about how to start, he spoke first: "Do you have a bad waist?"

look!I would say he is a caring person!

8.

"Hmm..." I smiled politely, "I've been busy recently, sitting in front of the computer all the time."

"Yeah." The other party was thoughtful, "I know a little about massage."

"Oh?"

This is a big plus, who wants to get a babysitter and also work as a masseuse part-time?

"By the way, how do you know that I have a bad waist." I just want to say that I won't do anything about it, and if I take a step back, I still don't know how good his skills are.

"The posture you sat down just now is exactly the same as the old man who lived alone with me last year."

Oh.

NEXTONE.

The author says:

A light and sweet short story, the No.1 perspective of the employer.

8.

Considering various reasons, I decided to keep him for an interview.

The gentle and shy boy offered to prove his ability, but I didn't like him, so I ended up paying 200 yuan.

There are three things to test: toilet, bedroom and kitchen.

The toilet just needs a normal cleaning. My toilet is small and clean. Although the toilet in his hands looks like it has been polished, I even have reason to suspect that it is used to collect the texture of my skin.

Another example is that even the gaps between the bathtub and wall tiles have been cleaned up, which is good.

The bedroom required sweeping and mopping the floor, changing the sheets and quilt covers, and tidying up the newly received clothes, which he also completed one by one.I'm not ashamed to oversee this part, it's too inhuman to just stand there and watch.

And my back hurts when I stand and talk.

It was three o'clock in the afternoon when he entered the kitchen, so he asked me what time I usually have dinner.

I understand that it would be too convincing to just do the same work as the first two, so I replied, eat very early.

It's true, in order to make room for supper, dinner is really quite early.

9.

The advantage of a semi-open kitchen is that you can get an overview of what’s going on inside even if you sit at the dining table outside.

The laptop is my bunker, I create a new blank document, some do not manage anything, the main purpose is to invigilate the exam.

The menu is not decided by me, because many dishes have been rejected by my refrigerator.

"Leftovers, pumpkins, potatoes, bacon..." He was more confused than a child who read the last math question of the college entrance examination.

"Pumpkin porridge and fried bacon with potatoes?" I said cautiously, doubting myself.

"Yes." He suddenly realized, "Because it's the first time I'm cooking for you, is there any taboo? Or any habits?"

"No taboos." I am a good person who is not picky about food.

He put on his dusty apron and carried the ingredients to the operating table.Just as he was rolling up his sleeves and preparing to work, he suddenly looked back at me.

10.

"Then I'll wait for you outside?"

"Okay, not very slowly."

Observing in the dark is a lonely and long process, and you can't comment on what you see, because theoretically you should not see it.

He started peeling the pumpkin. My paring knife is a German Zwilling. It is very sharp and even has a pleasant sound.

Swish, swish, under his superb knife skills, the green-skinned chestnut-flavored melon imported from New Zealand has almost become a big orange gemstone with flashing molecules.

In fact, I can do it myself, and it won't leave a trace of blue, but it's good to have half of the volume of three or four fists left in the end.

The taste of the finished product was quite good. Since the aroma wafted to the tip of my nose, I decided that the food served by the person in front of me was very suitable for my taste.

So when he changed his shoes and was about to leave, I handed over 200 yuan and said reservedly, "I can come to work tomorrow."

11.

I said that I am a writer, more precisely a freelancer who works for a friend's company.

When I was young and ignorant, I did everything, ghostwriting, gunmen, and writing interviews with people. The essence was to blow rainbow farts to middle-aged entrepreneurs.

Later, I gradually stabilized and contributed articles to magazines.

Life is by no means rich and expensive, but it also has a surplus every year.

Because I don't have to go to work, my schedule is not very standard.

For example, I asked the boy to come at nine o'clock, but I slept until nearly ten o'clock.

sorry! !

When I ran to the door, the man was squatting opposite the door of my house, with his back against the wall.

"Sorry...I got up late."

"fine."

He has such a good temper, I still feel guilty.

12.

Today is not very busy, please ask him to clean the living room in the morning, and in the afternoon I lie on the sofa, pop a bowl of popcorn, and turn on the TV after a long absence.

It can be regarded as a town, after all, it is his first day at work, so if you don't know anything, you can ask at any time.

Sure enough, he was busy in the room for a while, and came to stand beside me.

"What's wrong?" I held a kind face.

"Lying down like this is not good for your back."

"..."

"I saw this in the warehouse, sit up and cushion it."

Good good good, how he turned out my long-lasting yoga bricks.

The author says:

13.

He's been working at my house for over a week now, and miraculously, I find myself staying that way