Rolling Live Studio [Interstellar]

After watching the previous episodes of "The Strongest Warrior", Bai Zhusheng rubbed her paws and expressed to Jun Gan that she wanted to participate in this variety show.

Little Honey Badger's expression was calm when he heard the words, "You can sign up only after you have passed the transformation period. Orcs who are too young will be rejected."

"But you were able to transform into a human form before." Jun Gan gave Bai Zhusheng a meaningful look. If it wasn't for the fact that Little Honey Badger's physical damage was too small, Bai Zhusheng might not be able to resist telling the truth.

"When Gong Yuxia's new proposal is passed, Zong Mingxiao will come to me and ask for a reward." Little Badger stared at her round black eyes.

Bai Zhusheng thought of Zong Mingxiao's continued guilty conscience, so Zhima Duanzi tried to change the subject: "What benefits will there be if the proposal is passed?"

"A lot, about female education, marriage, freedom, these rights will be improved." The little honey badger seemed a little tired, closed her eyes, huddled into a small ball and whispered: "At least I won't use death to get rid of it." A marriage you don't like."

A week later.

Chu Beiliang went up and said that he found that he had gained four catties. The chubby little piggy stepped down, looked at Xu Yangwen's scale, and moaned, "You're fat too."

Xu Yangwen pinched the bridge of his nose, "I don't even look at whose leftovers I eat every day."

When Little Pig heard the word rice, even though his belly was round, his mouth couldn't help salivating. He flicked his little tail, "I want to have a snack after dinner now."

"No, we'll go to the new school later." Xu Yangwen didn't look at Chu Beiliang to prevent himself from being defeated by the pitiful sight of the little piggy.

Lu Zhen sent Lu Lianqiao to the Federal Military Academy, and arranged the future for that little female. If Chu Beiliang likes the environment of the military headquarters and is willing to help out in the infirmary when he grows up, Xu Yangwen must also take care of his family. The cubs were sent to the Federal Military Academy.

But obviously, Chu Beiliang is only interested in food, and his cub knows that when he grows up, he will probably make rice worms. If this is the case, it doesn't matter if he is sent to a traditional female college.

Take courses such as flower arrangement, painting, music, cooking, etc., and grow up carefree.

However, Master Yuxia's new proposal has been passed, and the mixed-sex junior college that Master Yuxia has prepared for a long time can finally be opened.

This is the first interstellar mixed-female junior college. As the name suggests, male cubs and female cubs can study in the same college. This kind of educational environment not only allows females to receive a good education, but is actually more conducive to the development of male cubs , being able to contact small females from an early age, the manic index when they grow up will be much lower than that of orcs who have not been in contact with females.

This is a win-win situation.

So why some trolls on Starnet just can't see clearly?It is also necessary to satirize Lord Yuxia behind his back for always waving the banner of promoting the rights of women, but he is actually safeguarding the rights of men.

Xu Yangwen put on the new school uniform for Little Piggy, and carried Chu Beiliang on the starship to school.

"Will Shengsheng go to school with me?" Little Piggy hugged the dessert box he got in exchange for pretending to cry, and said happily, "I'm going to give this box of desserts to Shengsheng later."

Xu Yangwen, who can only enjoy the treatment of leftovers so far, is in a complicated mood.

The design of the new school is very distinctive. A circular teaching building is built around a 300-year-old tree. This junior college has only two floors, and there is no class distinction. The cubs can freely enter and exit any classroom.

Various plants hang in the corridor, such as garlic onion eggplant just dug out of the soil.

The orcs attach great importance to being close to nature in terms of education. Many of the primary courses for male cubs are taken in the forest. After the female cubs enter school, they must not just start teaching in the forest casually.

What if the precious female cub accidentally eats a poisonous mushroom and is bitten by a poisonous insect?So this junior college grows a lot of things, both flowers and vegetables and fruits.

In the first activity class, the winged cubs were active on the big tree, that is, on the second floor, while the flightless cubs ran around on the first floor.

Xu Yangwen and the other male fathers who sent their female cubs to the academy stood outside watching their cubs.

"Why is there not only no carpet on the ground, but also a layer of soil? My cub's small pads are so delicate, I wonder if the sand will cut his paws." A male father who was five big and three thick saw his eyes red up.

Xu Yangwen, as Master Yuxia's capable subordinate, even if he is not working now, and he is not in front of Master Yuxia, he still fulfills his duty of licking the dog very well. He stood up and explained righteously: "Appropriate exercise is beneficial to The body of the female cub is beneficial, the ground is sprinkled with fine sand, not nails, and will not cut the female cub's claws."

In order to make his words more convincing, Xu Yangwen pointed to the sesame balls rolling around on the sandy ground and said, "Look, if the white bamboo fungus is cut, it will definitely not be able to continue rolling so vigorously."

The male father, who wanted to refute, was instantly attracted by the cute sesame dumplings, and was addicted to watching the sesame dumplings rolling around.

Another muscular male father suddenly covered his bloody mouth with a palm as big as a cattail fan, "Why don't you wash off the dirt on the onion! My baby almost gnawed the onion with dirt!"

Xu Yangwen continued to resist the fire without hesitation: "This is to let the female cubs realize the original ecology. Most of the females trained under traditional education do not know what the original food looks like before it is served on the table. , the four limbs are not working hard, and the five grains are not distinguished, you see, the white bamboo fungus can introduce several plants to the companions now."

I saw the sesame dumpling rolled to the corridor, picked up the onion, and said to the little piggy: "This can be peeled off layer by layer, but be careful, you will be smoked if you don't pay attention." Tears."

The tearful sesame dumpling tried hard to hold back the smoked tears, and hummed casually while demonstrating peeling onions: "If you are willing to peel my heart layer by layer, you will find that you will be surprised, you will Crying because of my cuteness~"

A group of male fathers gathered around Xu Yangwen: "'Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

"Has Zai Zai gained weight?"

When Xu Yangwen heard a sentence, he thought that someone else was discussing Chu Beiliang with him, so he subconsciously replied: "Yes, I have gained almost four catties."

"Four catties, more than that, I think Shengsheng may be... fifteen or six catties." The strange male father who was watching from a distance took a breath, "Look at my little female, there is no Shengsheng yet. As big as one leg."

"Be confident, remove the possibility, there must be fifteen or six pounds, I watched Shengsheng's live broadcast every day and didn't realize any changes in his body shape, but when we met in the third dimension, I found that Shengsheng... grows so fast, adult Females are generally obese and will not exceed a hundred catties, but now Shengsheng weighs more than eighty catties."

"Little bamboo fungus looks heavier than some male cubs, I'm afraid they are feeding pigs."

Xu Yangwen was unhappy when he heard this, "What's wrong with feeding the pigs, the cubs are lucky if they have a good appetite, if they are fat, get fatter..."

"79 catties." A deep and indifferent voice sounded from behind Xu Yangwen. The discussion among the male fathers stopped, and everyone turned to look at Jun Gan who had spoken.

It's strange, how come such a big person is standing here, why didn't he notice it at all before?

This is the idea of ​​all male fathers present.

The orc who complained about Jun Gan behind his back was a little embarrassed, "It's not even eighty catties, haha."

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Panda head with disgust face.

Jun Gan looked away from the male father whose face was gradually turning pale, and looked at the sesame dumpling who was lining up with a bunch of cubs to wash their paws.

No matter how heavy his filter is, Jun Gan has to admit that his sesame dumplings seem a little too big.

During this period, Jun Gan also checked Bai Zhusheng's body with an instrument. The instrument showed that Bai Zhusheng was very healthy, and the genetic level was still gradually improving. According to this speed, it would be a matter of time before he was promoted to a super high level in the animal form.

And Jungan, who has been getting along with the white bamboo fungus, has his genes repaired silently like moistening things.

The orc's genes are doomed the moment they make a sound. Jun Gan has never heard of a situation like Bai Zhusheng's genetic level steadily increasing, and Bai Zhusheng can not only improve his own genetic level, but also restore his genetic level...

Fortunately, at present, only his genes can be repaired, and it will not have any impact on others, otherwise Jun Gan is not sure whether he can protect the white bamboo fungus.

There are many secrets about Bai Zhusheng. It is an insignificant little secret to hide a jar of honey under the quilt before going to bed. The genetic problem is a big secret that makes Jun dry.

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The vicissitudes of the panda's head are filled with smoke.

Guangnao jumped out of the message sent by Zong Mingxiao.

[Zong Mingxiao]: I sent back Gong Yuxia's whole beard and tail, now you can tell me the identity of that female!

【＄】: White Bamboo Fungus

[Zong Mingxiao]:? ? ?

[Zong Mingxiao]: I asked you about the identity of that female, why are you using the baby to change the subject?

[Zong Mingxiao]: Wait, what do you mean, sir? !Could it be what I thought it meant?

Zong Mingxiao held his optical brain and began to doubt life. After working with Jungan for so long, he knew that Jungan didn't bother to tell lies, and Jungan usually said what he said.

So Jun Gan said that the mysterious female is... Bao Bao, so it should be Bao Bao.

This big lion in a trance specially opened the calendar, made sure that today is not April Fool's Day, and went for a physical examination. After confirming that he was not mentally ill, he stood there in a daze, as dazed as if he had carefully dug a big hole and waited for the prey he was thinking about. He fell, and finally fell into the pit with a plop.

Oh, maybe there is another pit friend who is looking at him inscrutablely with a disheartened face.

This male orc, who can't even shake his hand, trembling, slowly took out a cigarette from his pocket, and lit the lighter several times before it was successfully lit.

The long-lost smell of tobacco enveloped him, and Zong Mingxiao thought of Gong Yuxia, who was always looking at him with strange eyes these days, and the beautiful feet of that female when she climbed down from the pure white mech, and remembered Sesame dumplings that always pull his hair...

Scenes of memories came one after another. Zong Mingxiao, who had quit smoking for a while, was holding a cigarette, and for some reason Jungan’s warning appeared in his mind: "You will raise female cubs in the future, so you must quit smoking from today on."

This sentence suddenly aroused the blank anger in his heart.

The two fingers holding the cigarette were suddenly forced hard, and the phalanx turned white. Zong Mingxiao almost gritted his teeth and said: "Grass!"

Grass!

Quit fucking cigarettes!They are all fucking playing with me!

To put it nicely, in the end my wife and cubs won't give me any! ! !

The teased anger poured out from the red eyes, the majestic anger seemed to swallow everything, the innocent smoke between the two fingers was pinched and fell on Zong Mingxiao's callused palm, this anger The burning lion crushed the smoke that was emitting sparks, and viciously threw the crumbs from his palm to the ground.

Zong Mingxiao clenched his fists tightly, and let out a few low-pitched lion roars from his throat. The animal pattern on his face was constantly twisting, and he might switch into a beast shape at any time.

The test instrument that has been worn on the body emits a piercing alarm sound, "Drip - a surge in the mania index has been detected! Turn on the emergency treatment mode!"

A light screen popped up from the instrument and was projected into the void. On the light screen, there were cute clips of sesame dumplings in previous live broadcasts. There were moments of sesame dumplings sitting on a branch and hitting the ground, and there were also sesame dumplings holding bamboo shoots and gnawing on them. There are also sesame dumplings carrying two green bamboos on their backs, threatening to hit ten by one...

One sesame dumpling after another floated in the void, surrounding Zong Mingxiao.

Zong Mingxiao, who was originally full of anger, looked at the naive sesame dumplings, and suddenly lost his strength like a punctured balloon.

Little by little, he loosened his clenched fists. He squatted on the ground a little decadently, took out a pack of mints from his pocket, and silently threw them into his mouth.

Click click.

The mints in his mouth were all bitten into shards by him, as if he had swallowed a mouthful of glass shards, Zong Mingxiao smoked the sharp sugar shards silently.

After another half hour, he squatted on the ground, took out his optical brain, and typed out each word: "I have quit smoking, do I still have a chance to raise a baby?"

【＄】: I will raise him in the future

Zong Mingxiao was laughed angrily, and replied angrily again: "You are just kidding me!"

"Drip——It was detected that the mania index has soared! Turn on the emergency treatment mode!" The light screen was thrown into the void again, and the cute sesame dumpling tilted its head to look at Zong Mingxiao.

Zong Mingxiao: "..."

Zong Mingxiao sighed as if accepting his fate, and said to Jun Gan: "You have to treat the baby well. If you let him suffer, even if we die together, I will help the baby out. Did you hear that?!"