Rolling Live Studio [Interstellar]

Chapter 61 Variety Shows

Ruan Ming is an ordinary clerk who is engaged in the most ordinary job. The profession of bounty hunter is far away from him. He has no specific idea about $ who is at the pinnacle of the bounty hunter industry.

But seeing the scene where everyone in the group was so impassioned and sincerely bragging about the boss, Ruan Ming didn't know what was going on for a moment.

Maybe it's the protagonist in the story of blood, sword, light and sword, especially the cold-blooded and ruthless one?

With the mentality of looking up to the boss, Ruan Ming opened the live broadcast room with trembling hands.

To Ruan Ming's surprise, he saw an orc with black hair and gray eyes. When he looked at the sesame dumplings riding a small bamboo horse, his lowered eyebrows and eyes were filled with deep-seated tenderness.

When the sesame dumpling raised its face and smiled sweetly at Jungan, it was even sweeter than the sugar limit.

Ruan Ming looked at it, and the dog food in his mouth suddenly lost its taste. Fortunately, the second and third issues of "Where is the male father going" were freshly released to soothe Ruan Ming's injured heart.

Xinxiong's father and Zai Zai watched the show together in the live broadcast room.

The theme of the second issue of "Where is the male father going" is that the male father takes his son to the military academy.

One of the admission criteria of the Federal Military Academy is to admit high-ranking male orcs. No matter how hard Ruan Ming works as a middle-class male orc, he will not be admitted to the Federal Military Academy. Ruan Ming knew this when he was in the Junior Academy.

At the beginning of the program, the Federal Military Academy was introduced, and the machine host's interview with the three male fathers was also included.

The first is an interview with Zong Mingxiao.

"It is said that the chief of the mecha department of the Federal Military Academy is rich in marshals. What do you think of this statement?"

The orc in the camera has fiery red hair and eyes. When he is not smiling, he is not angry and pretentious. He is full of oppression. After hearing this question, his expression fell into reminiscence. After a moment of silence, he said: "I once knew a mecha If he hadn't rejected the recruitment of the military department at that time, I would probably give him the position of marshal now."

After speaking, Zong Mingxiao smiled, as if joking, but no one could ignore the seriousness in his red eyes.

The bullet screen was in an uproar.

【who? !Which chief is so pissed off? ! 】

[Zong Mingxiao's evaluation is too high. Although I'm not a marshal fan, I really can't find a single orc in the whole interstellar who can take the marshal's class]

【Stunning, my mech system! 】

The second interviewee is Xu Yangwen.

"What do you think is the trickiest thing about taking a pup to school?"

Xu Yangwen blurted out: "Diet problem! If the food doesn't suit my taste, my little female will be thrown into chaos." At the end, his tone was very helpless.

[The Logistics Department of the Federal Military Academy accepts the challenge!Don't worry, I will feed the little female until her belly is round~]

[This is to show off, what about your house, Daliang belongs to all of us! 】

[Don't worry, Daliang eats happier than anyone else]

The third interviewee was Lu Zhen.

"What do you most hope to gain from this variety show?"

Lu Zhen took off his general cap and put it in his arms, pretending that Lily Forsythia was huddled in the military cap. On the face of the rough man who was so fierce that he could stop the child from crying at night, a doting expression appeared: "I hope Lily Forsythia can become brave." A little bit, learn to adapt to the new environment."

[I think it's definitely possible. Xiao Lianqiao is able to adapt to such a fierce appearance of General Lu. To a certain extent, Xiao Lianqiao is really very brave.]

[Why can such a fierce male have cute cubs, I have a lemon]

……

Ruan Ming also couldn't help sighing: "Oh, how can there be such a big gap between people?"

Although some content of this variety show has been watched in the live broadcast room, this does not prevent Ruan Ming from watching it with gusto, after all, Zai Zai will never get tired of watching it.

The cubs in class are very cute, and the cubs sleeping on desks, in drawers, and in schoolbags are even cuter. Ruan Ming frantically took screenshots of the three sleeping positions in class.

Ruan Ming had never read the content of Lu Lianqiao and Chu Beiliang's class. He watched the little orange cat keep shrinking in the military cap at the beginning, and then gradually meowed softly, interacting with the orcs around , he also saw how the little piggy was drooling at the delicious food in class.

When the last three cubs gathered in the cafeteria to make dinner together, Ruan Ming suddenly couldn't open his mouth when he saw the cheapest dog food.

In order to save time, coupled with laziness, Ruan Ming hasn't eaten a decent meal for a long time. When staying up late and working overtime, who cares whether it's instant dog food or nutrient solution that is stuffed into his mouth, as long as it can fill his stomach. When I was woken up by the alarm clock every morning, I didn't even have time to wash up, so how could I have time to prepare breakfast.

"Try to cook a meal by yourself next time." Ruan Ming said to himself in his heart.

After watching the second issue of "Where is the male father going", the happiest thing is to be able to watch the third issue immediately.

Compared with the first two episodes, the third episode is extremely mysterious. There is no preview or live broadcast. Ruan Ming stared at the screen expectantly. He first saw the view from the window of the private hover car—a landscape painting that was blurred into color blocks due to its speed.

"Are you over the manic index?" This is the voice of a strange male orc full of air.

Sitting on the all-interstellar limited edition out-of-print vintage gold hovercar, She Can, with a pale face, as if her body had been hollowed out by the color of wine, let out a casual hum. He took out a bottle of ruby-colored wine from the wine cabinet and gave it to the opposite The male orc poured a glass, and lazily introduced: "This wine is made from grapes with red skin and flesh mixed with grape skin and juice."

The corners of her scarlet lips twitched slightly, "Grape juice is squeezed out by beautiful females stepping on grapes with their bare feet."

Ruan Ming: "..."

Barrage:"……"

Gan, is this the abnormal life of pleasure for the rich? !So fucking envious! ! !

The orc sitting across from him took a sip casually, but after hearing She Can's explanation, he took a second sip with a smile, "Sure enough, your wine is better."

As soon as this orc showed his face, he was stripped out of his vest by the supernatural interstellar netizens. He was a male orc of the leopard clan and a member of the chamber of commerce.

She Can held the wine glass, but did not drink.

"Didn't everyone say that the little female you adopted before can lower the manic index? If your manic index exceeds it, go watch the live broadcast of that little female, and you have to try that new healing device."

She Can raised her index finger, shook it slightly, with a mysterious smile on her face, "It's different, for example, if you lie down in that healing device for one minute, when you come out, you will think you are a cute little female. The effect is better than watching a live broadcast.”

"real or fake?!"

Ruan Ming's face showed the same astonishment as that leopard orc. If he hadn't seen a line of red letters that appeared in the program warning that "the above is purely fictional", he would have almost believed it.

[This is the setting of the program, it is the same as the introduction in the first issue that cubs can grow on trees (I will not admit that I really planted trees when I went back)]

[Fake, existing technology does not support]

[There is such an instrument? !If it is true, I will go bankrupt and buy it! 】

When the screen changed, She Can and the leopard were standing in front of the instrument. She Can lay down in the instrument first. After a minute, he came out of the instrument, looked at the curious leopard, and called out affectionately: "Cub~" The lazy and hoarse After the voice line was drawn out and the wavy lines were added, it revealed an indescribable pampering.

The leopard had goosebumps all over the floor, and covered itself with some chills, but the curiosity in its eyes became stronger and stronger, "Do you really think I'm a little female?"

After confirming again and again, the leopard began to feel excited, and he also lay down in the instrument, and said while lying down: "I am hesitating now, Shengsheng, Xiaolianqiao, Daliang, who should I choose to be my cub, I am so entangled .”

[Who has yellow urine, go wake him up! 】

[So Mr. Leopard, who is stupid and rich, hasn't read the script?Or acting too well?Actually really want to pick a cub! 】

【Don't just drink, eat vegetables, brother】

[So what's the next plot direction? 】

After the instrument was turned off, She Can turned around, said with a smile in her blood eyes, "You can come out now, baby."

The closed door opened, and a chubby sesame dumpling came out, switched places with She Can, and stood carelessly in front of the instrument.

Ruan Ming's expression is like this →Σ(っ°Д°;)っ! ! !

The barrage collectively exploded.

[Look, the principle of this healing device is so simple. First, you have to lie down in the device, but you have to put a real cub outside the device, and finally you can get an unparalleled healing method when you turn on the device [Surprise] 】

[It's real cubs!If it were me, no matter whether I believed it or not, I would pretend to believe it, and then kiss and hug Zai Zai and hold it high! 】

The expression of the leopard crawling out of the instrument changed from this → ∑(`・Д・〃)!! to this → (☆_☆).

The leopard trembled, "She Can?!"

Sesame Dumpling nodded and asked softly, "What's wrong?"

"Even the voice is exactly the same!!!" The male orc was so excited that he crawled out of the instrument, circled around the white bamboo fungus, and murmured as he turned: "The effect is really good, it's just amazing. , is actually cuter than the live broadcast, and the breath is also the breath of a female orc, ah, I am a little dizzy, this is the feeling of being dizzy."

"Did you drink too much wine? No, pour a glass~" Although she tried her best to imitate She Can's tone, it would be frivolous if She Can said the same words, but when she said the same words from Bai Zhusheng's mouth, it was so sweet that she seemed to be acting like a baby .

The leopard stopped walking in circles, blushing shamefully, "You can't say no if you're a male."

Sesame Duanzi blinked her moist black pupils, and looked at the leopard half-understood.

So the orc, who was already blushing, turned red even at the neck, and said weakly, "She Can, if you're a male, don't blink to be cute!"

[I don't allow you to speak loudly to Zai Zai! 】

[Resistance is too weak (speaking silently taking a tissue to wipe the nosebleed)]

[It's so bad, I can't even tell if it's real or not!Zai Zai is super cute even if he doesn't blink! 】

Bai Zhusheng didn't blink when she heard the words, and looked at the leopard obediently. Although this kind of behavior was a bit out of She Can's personality, the leopard who was so cute that she was delirious no longer had the IQ to recall She Can's personality.

Even if the sesame dumpling is motionless, this cuteness that has nowhere to rest can still turn over a leopard in minutes, "No, don't look at me!"

Sesame Dumpling lowered its head obediently, covering the dark circles under its eyes with its short claws, and the whole cub almost turned into a ball.

The red-faced leopard approached the sesame dumpling clumsily, took a deep, deep breath, "It smells so good." He opened his eyes, his nose felt hot, and two lines of hot nosebleeds poured down. Pinching her nose, she said in a daze, "It's so cute, I'm dying..."

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