Rolling Live Studio [Interstellar]
Chapter 48
On the second day, the recording site of the second phase of "Where is the male father going" was in the model classroom of the Mecha Department of the Federal Military Academy.
Xing Lei sat in the last row by the window, set the optical brain to be visible only to himself, and opened the group chat.
Sesame dumplings cost one yuan and four: When will it start broadcasting, will any group of friends at the scene broadcast it? !
When will the Federation allocate pandas: It's only six o'clock now, only military students will get up at six o'clock, okay, Zai Zai is still sleeping in the dormitory by the military students squatting in Zai Zai's dormitory
Take a bite of sesame glutinous rice balls: Are you all alumni?I heard that yesterday the people from the sack team overturned collectively, and this morning they temporarily set up a cub guard team and made a series of plans to suppress Mo Jun...
Xing Lei raised his head and looked at the orcs in the classroom gathered at the door. Two or three orcs were holding the assembly box, and their rough and wide hands deftly fixed the simple tomato chili oil bomb on the doorknob. The other three orcs were standing in the corridor Be on the lookout.
Good words are hard to persuade, damn it, Xing Lei has already reminded this group of orcs not to provoke Mo Jun, but these orcs have the character of not bumping into the south wall and not looking back, and they are determined to let Mo Jun learn a lesson.
"I'm coming!"
Outside the window was the figure of Mo Jun approaching unhurriedly. Xing Lei stretched out his hand to put his forehead on his forehead. He was a little unwilling to admit that the orcs who were like idiots were his classmates. One of the orcs trotted to Xing Lei's side and sat down. , rubbed his hands excitedly and said: "Chief! You will be able to watch a good show soon!"
[This is a conspiracy that is not easy to detect.jpg]
Panda head pushed his glasses.
Jun Gan smelled a pungent tomato smell. He held the doorknob and pressed it down slowly. His hearing far surpassed that of ordinary people, allowing him to catch the indiscernible sound of the tension of the cable.
【Useless.jpg】
On the left side of the emoji pack is the gun with the trigger pressed, on the right side of the emoji pack is the panda man catching the bullet with his bare hands, with a look of disdain on the panda head.
The door of the room was pushed open suddenly, and a military boot kicked away the improvised bomb that was about to explode with lightning speed, and the bomb filled with chili oil and tomato juice spun rapidly and shot at a group of naive orcs with precision.
Accompanied by a loud bang, all the orcs except Xing Lei were poured with wonderful red juice.
【No lethality at all.jpg】
The flower-armed pandaren stepped on the corpses of other pandaren, holding a knife in one hand and a cigarette in the other, and slowly exhaled a smoke ring.
Bai Zhusheng: "???"
When Bai Zhusheng got up together, he saw the arrogant panda head emoji, he yawned lazily, and sat on Zong Mingxiao's shoulder to eat bamboo shoots.
The miniature camera revolved around the sesame dumplings, and the white bamboo fungus took a little time out of eating bamboo shoots to say hello to the barrage: "Good morning, everyone~"
The air in the morning is fresh and cool, and the morning clouds surround the brand-new sunlight. The campus echoes with the sounds of military students doing morning exercises.
Zong Mingxiao was reading the timetable for Bai Zhusheng. The mecha department had cultural theory classes in the morning, and practical classes in the afternoon.
"This is a textbook." Zong Mingxiao flipped through the book casually. He had never been to a military academy, nor had he received any orthodox studies. For Bai Zhusheng, everything in the military academy was new, and so was Zong Mingxiao. in this way.
Paper books in the interstellar era have not been eliminated. Although optical brains are used for teaching most of the time in the classroom, the experience of reading paper books is still irreplaceable.
Zong Mingxiao packed the text and stationery into Bai Zhusheng’s small schoolbag, and Zhima Duanzi excitedly expressed that he wanted to carry the small schoolbag on his back. The picture was like a little turtle carrying his shell on his back, and a little snail carrying his little house on his back.
When he was about to get to the classroom, Bai Zhusheng stopped sitting on Zong Mingxiao's shoulders. He was carrying a small schoolbag and trying to climb the stairs. The steps were longer than the claws of sesame dumplings. Sesame dumplings had to jump up and down to climb the stairs. The schoolbag swayed on the chubby back, the soft belly bounced back and forth, and the fluffy tail flicked to the left and right.
【Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuzuiu
【If I had such a cute boy to accompany me to school, my grades would not be so bad back then】
[Reminder, the cutie you like is running towards you, please squat down in time, maybe he can accidentally bump into your arms]
【Zai Zai looks so impatient, although he is chubby but he runs very fast, turn this picture upside down, it looks like sesame balls rolling down the stairs hahahaha】
Thinking of Jun Gan waiting for him in the classroom, the happiness in Bai Zhusheng's heart turned into fuel, making the sesame dumpling jump up and down the last step, and rushed to the classroom where the tomato juice was splashing.
Sesame Duanzi stood at the door and poked his head, then took two steps back in shock, Hei Tongren was puzzled, hesitated for a while, then Sesame Duanzi poked his head by the door again.
I saw a bunch of orcs who were so hot by the chili oil that they were in tears hurriedly squeezed out a smile and warmly welcomed the arrival of Zai Zai. Jun Gan standing beside the podium nodded slightly at Bai Zhusheng, and there was a gray-haired professor standing in front of the podium, The teaching assistant cannot teach alone. This class is mainly taught by the old teacher and assisted by Jun Gan.
The barrage of people who couldn't smell the chili was stunned.
【Because I was so excited to see Zai Zai, so I cried】
[Why are there so many unknown red dots on the floor and wall of the table, could it be that some violent bloodshed occurred? 】
The seat in the middle of the classroom is specially reserved for Bai Zhusheng, and the sesame dumpling easily jumped onto the chair without the help of the eager orcs around.
The professor was lecturing on the stage, but most of the students were not paying attention to the professor. For example, the orc who happened to be sitting next to Bai Zhusheng, who happened to be lucky enough to be in a seat, would always look back at the sesame dumpling when the teacher was not paying attention. , After reading it, a happy smile appeared on his face, and his ears were about to turn red.
[Look at it and earn it]
[If Zai Zai is really my classmate, then I should be in a state of being in class rain or shine, what the teacher said goes into the left ear and out of the right ear, and all the class notes are crazily expressing how cute Zai Zai is, and I have a quiz about Zai Zai Exam paper, maybe I can still get into trouble]
"Student No. [-], please answer the question." Jun Gan named the orc who frantically peeked at Bai Zhusheng.
【Today is the [-]th, so please invite the [-]th student to answer this question.jpg】
The teacher's panda head looked indifferent.
There were two orcs in the back row who lowered their voices and excitedly boasted how cute Cub was. Jun Gan pushed his frame and cast a death stare at the two orcs, "The two students in the penultimate row, you seem to have Please stand up and share your thoughts with everyone.”
[You guys go on, I'll talk after I'm done.Tell it, why don’t you talk about it, aren’t you pretty good at it!.jpg]
The panda roared with a knife in its head.
All the distracted orcs in class were attacked indiscriminately by Jun Gan, which perfectly demonstrated the combat effectiveness of an excellent teaching assistant to maintain classroom discipline.
However, when Jun Gan turned his eyes to the drowsy sesame balls, he turned his eyes and closed his eyes. He walked to Bai Zhusheng's seat and lightly read the open textbook. Lightly erected, blocking the bright sunlight coming in from the window.
The limp sesame dumpling was slumped on the desk, his stomach heaving and falling, his sleeping face was sound and sweet.
Bai Zhusheng opened and closed his eyes, and a class just passed by. After waking up, he stuck out his tongue at the barrage with some embarrassment, and the sesame balls said softly: "I used to sleep at this time, and the biological clock didn't Get adjusted."
[Yes, yes, it's not Zai Zai's fault, it's all the military academy's fault!It's too early for class, how can you get up so early? !This is the time for our cubs to grow up! 】
The second class is "Female Cognition", a very popular course among students. No, strictly speaking, the female physiology in "Female Cognition" is the most popular.
The bloody young male orcs listened to the teacher explaining the physiological differences between female orcs and male orcs over and over again, fantasizing about the body fragrance of female orcs, the soft waist and voice when they turned into human form, all these are enough to make these little boys endless aftertaste.
However, this section of "Female Cognition" will definitely not talk about the physiological part. After seeing the sesame dumplings who are obediently listening to the class, the teacher said with a smile on his face: "We don't have to stick to the rigid teaching materials for this class today. The content to be uploaded is "Sesame Dumpling Cognition"!"
The orcs applauded in unison, "Okay——!!!"
Bai Zhusheng looked confused, he saw the professor took out an instrument that was said to be able to test heart rate and mania, and then the professor invited Bai Zhusheng to the stage, and sesame dumplings sat on the podium.
"Which student would like to participate in the next quiz?" The professor had a mysterious smile on his face.
Zong Mingxiao, who raised his hand actively, was selected by the professor. Zong Mingxiao put on the test equipment, goggles and sound-proof headphones.
"Zong Mingxiao is currently unable to see the little female, and at the same time he cannot hear the voice of little student Bai Zhusheng. Most of our classmates should know that Zong Mingxiao's physical mania has reached a dangerous level in recent years. "The professor read out the current manic value on the instrument, "81."
This value made the professor a little surprised, because the media had previously reported that Zong Ming's body mania index was 92.
The range of mania value between 85 and 95 is the dangerous zone. Once the orcs in this range are stimulated, they are in danger of losing control at any time. The orcs in the out-of-control state are comparable to the manic episode, and they will lose their minds and attack the people around them.
In this case, the more powerful the orc, the greater the destructive power it will cause when it loses control.
Although the value of 81 is also a high number, this state is much better than 92.
Didn't everyone say that there are no females who can appease Marshal Blood Lion, and the manic state of Marshal Blood Lion will only worsen?Could it be that the military has found a way to treat the Marshal?
For a moment, the professor suspected that there was something wrong with his equipment, "After I took off Zong Mingxiao's sound-proof headphones, I hope that little student Bai Zhusheng can say a word casually."
Bai Zhusheng was extremely cooperative, and sweetly shouted softly: "Zong Mingxiao~"
The number on the instrument meter instantly plummeted from 81 to 61. You must know that an orc with a mania index below 60 means that he is in good health.
The professor stared wide-eyed, suspecting that there was something wrong with his vision, he simply took off the blindfold, and fixed his eyes on the numbers on the instrument while removing the blindfold——
13.
Then there was a pause for a moment, and it dropped to 8, then 5, 4, 3, 2, 1——
0.
Xing Lei sat in the last row by the window, set the optical brain to be visible only to himself, and opened the group chat.
Sesame dumplings cost one yuan and four: When will it start broadcasting, will any group of friends at the scene broadcast it? !
When will the Federation allocate pandas: It's only six o'clock now, only military students will get up at six o'clock, okay, Zai Zai is still sleeping in the dormitory by the military students squatting in Zai Zai's dormitory
Take a bite of sesame glutinous rice balls: Are you all alumni?I heard that yesterday the people from the sack team overturned collectively, and this morning they temporarily set up a cub guard team and made a series of plans to suppress Mo Jun...
Xing Lei raised his head and looked at the orcs in the classroom gathered at the door. Two or three orcs were holding the assembly box, and their rough and wide hands deftly fixed the simple tomato chili oil bomb on the doorknob. The other three orcs were standing in the corridor Be on the lookout.
Good words are hard to persuade, damn it, Xing Lei has already reminded this group of orcs not to provoke Mo Jun, but these orcs have the character of not bumping into the south wall and not looking back, and they are determined to let Mo Jun learn a lesson.
"I'm coming!"
Outside the window was the figure of Mo Jun approaching unhurriedly. Xing Lei stretched out his hand to put his forehead on his forehead. He was a little unwilling to admit that the orcs who were like idiots were his classmates. One of the orcs trotted to Xing Lei's side and sat down. , rubbed his hands excitedly and said: "Chief! You will be able to watch a good show soon!"
[This is a conspiracy that is not easy to detect.jpg]
Panda head pushed his glasses.
Jun Gan smelled a pungent tomato smell. He held the doorknob and pressed it down slowly. His hearing far surpassed that of ordinary people, allowing him to catch the indiscernible sound of the tension of the cable.
【Useless.jpg】
On the left side of the emoji pack is the gun with the trigger pressed, on the right side of the emoji pack is the panda man catching the bullet with his bare hands, with a look of disdain on the panda head.
The door of the room was pushed open suddenly, and a military boot kicked away the improvised bomb that was about to explode with lightning speed, and the bomb filled with chili oil and tomato juice spun rapidly and shot at a group of naive orcs with precision.
Accompanied by a loud bang, all the orcs except Xing Lei were poured with wonderful red juice.
【No lethality at all.jpg】
The flower-armed pandaren stepped on the corpses of other pandaren, holding a knife in one hand and a cigarette in the other, and slowly exhaled a smoke ring.
Bai Zhusheng: "???"
When Bai Zhusheng got up together, he saw the arrogant panda head emoji, he yawned lazily, and sat on Zong Mingxiao's shoulder to eat bamboo shoots.
The miniature camera revolved around the sesame dumplings, and the white bamboo fungus took a little time out of eating bamboo shoots to say hello to the barrage: "Good morning, everyone~"
The air in the morning is fresh and cool, and the morning clouds surround the brand-new sunlight. The campus echoes with the sounds of military students doing morning exercises.
Zong Mingxiao was reading the timetable for Bai Zhusheng. The mecha department had cultural theory classes in the morning, and practical classes in the afternoon.
"This is a textbook." Zong Mingxiao flipped through the book casually. He had never been to a military academy, nor had he received any orthodox studies. For Bai Zhusheng, everything in the military academy was new, and so was Zong Mingxiao. in this way.
Paper books in the interstellar era have not been eliminated. Although optical brains are used for teaching most of the time in the classroom, the experience of reading paper books is still irreplaceable.
Zong Mingxiao packed the text and stationery into Bai Zhusheng’s small schoolbag, and Zhima Duanzi excitedly expressed that he wanted to carry the small schoolbag on his back. The picture was like a little turtle carrying his shell on his back, and a little snail carrying his little house on his back.
When he was about to get to the classroom, Bai Zhusheng stopped sitting on Zong Mingxiao's shoulders. He was carrying a small schoolbag and trying to climb the stairs. The steps were longer than the claws of sesame dumplings. Sesame dumplings had to jump up and down to climb the stairs. The schoolbag swayed on the chubby back, the soft belly bounced back and forth, and the fluffy tail flicked to the left and right.
【Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuzuiu
【If I had such a cute boy to accompany me to school, my grades would not be so bad back then】
[Reminder, the cutie you like is running towards you, please squat down in time, maybe he can accidentally bump into your arms]
【Zai Zai looks so impatient, although he is chubby but he runs very fast, turn this picture upside down, it looks like sesame balls rolling down the stairs hahahaha】
Thinking of Jun Gan waiting for him in the classroom, the happiness in Bai Zhusheng's heart turned into fuel, making the sesame dumpling jump up and down the last step, and rushed to the classroom where the tomato juice was splashing.
Sesame Duanzi stood at the door and poked his head, then took two steps back in shock, Hei Tongren was puzzled, hesitated for a while, then Sesame Duanzi poked his head by the door again.
I saw a bunch of orcs who were so hot by the chili oil that they were in tears hurriedly squeezed out a smile and warmly welcomed the arrival of Zai Zai. Jun Gan standing beside the podium nodded slightly at Bai Zhusheng, and there was a gray-haired professor standing in front of the podium, The teaching assistant cannot teach alone. This class is mainly taught by the old teacher and assisted by Jun Gan.
The barrage of people who couldn't smell the chili was stunned.
【Because I was so excited to see Zai Zai, so I cried】
[Why are there so many unknown red dots on the floor and wall of the table, could it be that some violent bloodshed occurred? 】
The seat in the middle of the classroom is specially reserved for Bai Zhusheng, and the sesame dumpling easily jumped onto the chair without the help of the eager orcs around.
The professor was lecturing on the stage, but most of the students were not paying attention to the professor. For example, the orc who happened to be sitting next to Bai Zhusheng, who happened to be lucky enough to be in a seat, would always look back at the sesame dumpling when the teacher was not paying attention. , After reading it, a happy smile appeared on his face, and his ears were about to turn red.
[Look at it and earn it]
[If Zai Zai is really my classmate, then I should be in a state of being in class rain or shine, what the teacher said goes into the left ear and out of the right ear, and all the class notes are crazily expressing how cute Zai Zai is, and I have a quiz about Zai Zai Exam paper, maybe I can still get into trouble]
"Student No. [-], please answer the question." Jun Gan named the orc who frantically peeked at Bai Zhusheng.
【Today is the [-]th, so please invite the [-]th student to answer this question.jpg】
The teacher's panda head looked indifferent.
There were two orcs in the back row who lowered their voices and excitedly boasted how cute Cub was. Jun Gan pushed his frame and cast a death stare at the two orcs, "The two students in the penultimate row, you seem to have Please stand up and share your thoughts with everyone.”
[You guys go on, I'll talk after I'm done.Tell it, why don’t you talk about it, aren’t you pretty good at it!.jpg]
The panda roared with a knife in its head.
All the distracted orcs in class were attacked indiscriminately by Jun Gan, which perfectly demonstrated the combat effectiveness of an excellent teaching assistant to maintain classroom discipline.
However, when Jun Gan turned his eyes to the drowsy sesame balls, he turned his eyes and closed his eyes. He walked to Bai Zhusheng's seat and lightly read the open textbook. Lightly erected, blocking the bright sunlight coming in from the window.
The limp sesame dumpling was slumped on the desk, his stomach heaving and falling, his sleeping face was sound and sweet.
Bai Zhusheng opened and closed his eyes, and a class just passed by. After waking up, he stuck out his tongue at the barrage with some embarrassment, and the sesame balls said softly: "I used to sleep at this time, and the biological clock didn't Get adjusted."
[Yes, yes, it's not Zai Zai's fault, it's all the military academy's fault!It's too early for class, how can you get up so early? !This is the time for our cubs to grow up! 】
The second class is "Female Cognition", a very popular course among students. No, strictly speaking, the female physiology in "Female Cognition" is the most popular.
The bloody young male orcs listened to the teacher explaining the physiological differences between female orcs and male orcs over and over again, fantasizing about the body fragrance of female orcs, the soft waist and voice when they turned into human form, all these are enough to make these little boys endless aftertaste.
However, this section of "Female Cognition" will definitely not talk about the physiological part. After seeing the sesame dumplings who are obediently listening to the class, the teacher said with a smile on his face: "We don't have to stick to the rigid teaching materials for this class today. The content to be uploaded is "Sesame Dumpling Cognition"!"
The orcs applauded in unison, "Okay——!!!"
Bai Zhusheng looked confused, he saw the professor took out an instrument that was said to be able to test heart rate and mania, and then the professor invited Bai Zhusheng to the stage, and sesame dumplings sat on the podium.
"Which student would like to participate in the next quiz?" The professor had a mysterious smile on his face.
Zong Mingxiao, who raised his hand actively, was selected by the professor. Zong Mingxiao put on the test equipment, goggles and sound-proof headphones.
"Zong Mingxiao is currently unable to see the little female, and at the same time he cannot hear the voice of little student Bai Zhusheng. Most of our classmates should know that Zong Mingxiao's physical mania has reached a dangerous level in recent years. "The professor read out the current manic value on the instrument, "81."
This value made the professor a little surprised, because the media had previously reported that Zong Ming's body mania index was 92.
The range of mania value between 85 and 95 is the dangerous zone. Once the orcs in this range are stimulated, they are in danger of losing control at any time. The orcs in the out-of-control state are comparable to the manic episode, and they will lose their minds and attack the people around them.
In this case, the more powerful the orc, the greater the destructive power it will cause when it loses control.
Although the value of 81 is also a high number, this state is much better than 92.
Didn't everyone say that there are no females who can appease Marshal Blood Lion, and the manic state of Marshal Blood Lion will only worsen?Could it be that the military has found a way to treat the Marshal?
For a moment, the professor suspected that there was something wrong with his equipment, "After I took off Zong Mingxiao's sound-proof headphones, I hope that little student Bai Zhusheng can say a word casually."
Bai Zhusheng was extremely cooperative, and sweetly shouted softly: "Zong Mingxiao~"
The number on the instrument meter instantly plummeted from 81 to 61. You must know that an orc with a mania index below 60 means that he is in good health.
The professor stared wide-eyed, suspecting that there was something wrong with his vision, he simply took off the blindfold, and fixed his eyes on the numbers on the instrument while removing the blindfold——
13.
Then there was a pause for a moment, and it dropped to 8, then 5, 4, 3, 2, 1——
0.
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