live next door

When the door on the other side was closed, Meng Xiu walked back to his room as if nothing had happened.Raunchy?Not male or female?He'd heard worse things, so it didn't matter.He looked at an instant noodle bucket in front of him and kicked it out. The instant noodle bucket hit the wall, and the soup splashed, and then he saw a drowned blowfly in the splashed soup. Uncomfortable, then I threw all the clothes and pants I could see into the washing machine and stirred them, collected the garbage and went downstairs to throw them away, tidied up the sofa and table, swept and mopped the floor, looked at the clean house and went back to my own The bedroom, his bedroom is also a mess, he turned on the computer, saw his few hits on the novel, and cursed: "Fuck, Laozi doesn't know how to appreciate such a good-looking novel!"

Mengxiu turned off the computer, took out his mobile phone and played a song. It was his favorite song. The woman in the song hummed in a nasal voice, ummmmmmm~ Then came the lyrics. He didn't like the song sung by this woman, he just thought it was The song is very emotional, the lyrics are empty but affectionate, and the singing is lazy. Meng Xiu looked at the lyrics, sat on the ground and listened to the end of the bed, then got up again, played the song in a loop, and cleaned it inside and out.

The house was covered with wallpaper, so the instant noodle soup was wiped off as soon as it was wiped off. He worked hard for two hours before cleaning the house. He took out his mobile phone to check the time, but the phone was turned off because it had run out of battery.He charged his mobile phone and went to the washing machine to take out the clothes to dry. Because there were not enough hangers, he hung the clothes on the living room sofa and the TV.He turned on his phone, it was already eleven o'clock in the evening.He thought for a while, but he didn't have a clue about what happened after the novel, so he threw himself on the bed, turned off the light and looked at the light outside the window, thinking about how the following plot should develop.Before he knew it, he fell asleep.

This was the first time he got down on the ground because of cleaning.Maybe it was because I wanted to code all night last night, but then I wanted to relax, so I played games for six hours and didn't sleep.

Early the next morning, Yongxiang got up, washed up, and the family of three had breakfast. My mother said she was going to find a job and asked Yongxiang to stay in the house. She would come back at noon.Yong Xiang nodded, he didn't know when his father came back last night, but he saw him in that spirit again this morning.He watched his parents go out together, and then turned on the TV to watch Brother Yixiu.

Meng Xiu slept until ten o'clock in the morning. He tossed and turned and couldn't fall asleep before getting up. Last night he flung himself on the bed and fell asleep after a while without taking a bath.Disgustedly, he removed the quilt cover and bed sheet and put them in the washing machine. After taking a shower, his stomach suddenly growled. He came out wearing flip-flops and looked at his wallet, which was empty.The last eight yuan was bought by him for fast food last night.He looked at the refrigerator again, there was a pile of garbage in it, and he forgot to clean the refrigerator when cleaning last night.Anyway, the whole house was clean except for the refrigerator, so he cleaned it out.When cleaning up, I found a pack of instant noodles, and looked at its production date, it just expired yesterday.

Meng Xiu put it on the table, took the wallet and went out to throw out the garbage, then took the money and bought a box of instant noodles, only to find that he didn't bring the key when he came back.But he is very hungry now, and if he continues to be hungry, he will die at the door.So he had no choice but to knock on Yongxiang's door, smiled and said to the 1.4-meter-long Yongxiang, "Can my brother go to your house to make instant noodles?"

Maybe it's because he has a beard and speaks too flatteringly, Yongxiang doesn't intend to let him in, and remembering that his mother said to stay away from him, Yongxiang poked his head out from behind the door: "Mom said you can't let anyone in casually, I am alone People can be dangerous."

Meng Xiu said, "Are you home alone?"

Yong Xiang nodded, so Meng Xiu opened the door with one hand, said with a grinning smile, "I'll beat you if you don't let me in, can you beat me?"

Mengxiu opened the door and went in, then kicked the door and closed it, sat down on the sofa and opened instant noodles, opened a bucket of hot water to soak, Yongxiang didn't dare to move, stood at the door and stared at him with wide eyes.Meng Xiu looked at the TV and said, "You are watching Brother Yixiu."

Yong Xiang nodded, still standing at the door.

Meng Xiu found it funny: "What are you doing standing there? Come here."

Yong Xiang walked over slowly, sitting on the sofa and still looking at him, Meng Xiu whispered, "What's your name? Don't worry, I won't hit you."

Yong Xiang was a little relieved when he heard that he would not hit him, and said, "Yong Xiang."

Meng Xiu stretched out his hand and said, "My name is Meng Xiu, Meng Haoran's Meng, and Ouyang Xiu's Xiu."

Yong Xiang frowned: "I am Yong of Uncle Ouyang Yong, Xiang of Meng Xiangyang."

Meng Haoran, a famous poet in the Tang Dynasty, was born in Xiangyang, Xiangzhou, so he was called Meng Xiangyang.Ouyang Xiu, a politician, writer, historian and poet in the Northern Song Dynasty, was named Yongshu.

Meng Xiu nodded: "Can I change the channel?"

Yongxiang said: "I want to see Brother Yixiu."

Meng Xiu was silent for a while, then said, "Yong Xiang, don't tell your parents that I came here today."

Listening to his mother's tone, my mother doesn't like him, so if she wants to let her know that he came in without his parents, she should be worried about Yongxiang.

Yong Xiang didn't understand: "Why?"

"Because eating instant noodles is unhealthy," Meng Xiu said.

Yong Xiang replied with a smile: "You are afraid that your mother will scold you, aren't you?"

Meng Xiu was taken aback for a moment, then nodded.

Yongxiang patted his chest and promised: "I won't tell, and you don't tell my mother that I watched TV and saw it now."

"Okay." Meng Xiu tore off the plastic cover on his face, "Is there a string? My hair is in the way, so I can't eat it."

Yongxiang nodded, and ran into the bedroom of his parents, shouting as he ran: "I'll find mom's for you."

Then he took out a hair tie with a bow, and looked at Meng Xiu as if he wanted to compliment him.Meng Xiu looked at the bow that was as big as a palm, and thought that he, a good young man, would use this. Does the bow on his head make sense?So he stirred the noodles and asked Yongxiang: "Little Xianger, is there anything else?"

Yong Xiang shook his head, nodded again, and said, "Yes, but I can't get it."

"Forget it." Meng Xiu took the bow tie and smoothed his hair with his eyes closed: "This is it."

Yongxiang looked at Brother Yixiu intently, and Mengxiu ate noodles seriously. Seeing Yongxiang watching with concentration, he asked him: "Little Xianger, why do you like watching monks? Don't ordinary little boys like to watch Transformers, Ottoman?" Terman or something?"

Yongxiang answered him: "I think brother Yixiu is very smart, he can solve any problem."

"Can he solve any problem?" Meng Xiu asked incredulously.

Yong Xiang nodded, his eyes glowed with admiration: "He's so smart."

"Then my pen name next time will be Brother Yixiu." Meng Xiu casually stirred the noodles and took a sip.

Yongxiang said: "Do you always change your pen name?"

"It's not a change, it's a registration. Sometimes you can't write a novel and stop writing it. Change your ID."

Yong Xiang watched the advertisement on TV, looked at Meng Xiu, smiled and said, "I know a lot of pseudonyms."

Meng Xiu glanced at him: "I also know many pseudonyms, such as Lu Xun and Bing Xin."

Yongxiang laughed and said, "Zhonghua 2B pencil, Chenguang, you can use them one by one."

Meng Xiu laughed out loud, choked on the instant noodles unexpectedly, coughed and patted his chest, Yong Xiang hurriedly handed him his water glass, he took a sip, and said, "If I use Zhonghua 2B pencils, Pen name, when I saw my pen name, I couldn’t write a single word.”

Since then, Meng Xiu's pen name has always been Brother Yixiu, and has not been changed.It's not that I didn't think about it, but at the beginning it was because he wrote a whole novel under this pseudonym, and then he didn't stop writing the second one.Sure enough, Brother Yixiu can solve anything.After that, he didn't want to register for a new ID anymore, not only because Brother Yixiu had a little bit of fame, but he also hid some other things in it.

After Mengxiu finished eating the noodles, he left with a box of instant noodles in his arms. When he left, he thoughtfully took away his own garbage, and reminded Yongxiang, "Remember to ventilate to disperse the smell."

"Yeah." Yongxiang sent him out and closed the door.

Afterwards, he carried the instant noodles down again, threw out the garbage, and walked a few hundred meters into a barber shop. There was a barber in this barber shop who was his high school classmate, and he had a good time.He came here every time he got his hair cut, and he gave him his spare key too.This time I come to get the key and I can get a haircut by the way.

He walked into the store, a boy with yellow hair dyed, but the hair grew out and never dyed, looked like an underage boy received him, he put the instant noodles on the glass table inside, and asked him: "What do you want?" Is it new?"

The boy nodded and said, "What kind of hair do you want to cut?"

Meng Xiu touched his hair, only to suddenly realize that the hair tie with bow was still on his head, that is to say, he walked several hundred meters with a big black yarn bow on his head.Seeing the boy wanting to laugh but not daring to laugh, he felt a little embarrassed, took it off and threw it on the table, and said, "I'm looking for Yu Qiu."

The boy let out an ooh, sat down and said, "Today my brother asks for leave."

Meng Xiu was a little surprised: "You are his younger brother Yu Dong, he said so. Why are you here too? Aren't you taking the college entrance examination this year?"

Yu Dong smiled, and replied: "Yes, but I didn't do well in the college entrance examination, and I didn't want to go to a technical school, so I came to hang out with my brother."

"Oh." Meng Xiu asked, "What happened to Yu Qiu?"

Yu Dong said, "My brother has caught a cold."

Meng Xiu recalled that in the third year of high school, Yu Qiu had to wash himself in cold water and sleep without a quilt in order to avoid the next night's exam in February.Then he fell asleep faster than anyone else, snoring loudly, and was completely fine the next day.So now Meng Xiu doesn't believe that he will catch a cold, what will happen to his key if he asks for leave?

Meng Xiu said, "I'll go to him to get the key. I have a spare key with him."

Yu Dong nodded: "Put the instant noodles here, it's not easy to handle."

Meng Xiu hummed, got up and left, and saw the hair tie when he left.Afraid that he would forget that it belonged to someone else after all, he took it and put it in his trouser pocket. Yu Dong looked at him with an incomprehensible face, he could only smile awkwardly, and walked out of here quickly, walking so fast that he even suspected Is it right?