What to do if you think the devil is cute

Hearing the sound, the man on the opposite side suddenly turned his head, his left hand was still resting on the round shoulder of the woman who was almost naked.

But in the next second, I don't know what hit his left wrist violently, the man screamed in pain, his whole body became unstable, just at this moment, the whole body of the boat swayed for some reason Suddenly, the man suddenly fell into the river.

The woman screamed, but except for her, everyone on the two nearby boats looked very strange, and no one wanted to go into the water to rescue the man.

After a while, the man had to crawl out alone in embarrassment. He seemed to have choked on water and his face was flushed from coughing.

The whole body is also soaked, dripping, dripping water, looking extremely embarrassed, the woman who was flirting with him just now has a very concerned face, but her body has to move a little to the side without showing any signs .

"Liu Kuang, are you still alive?!" Hua Liyan looked at Liu Kuang who crawled out like a water ghost. He glanced at the sect master with his head slightly lowered and his expressionless face next to him. His mood was very complicated, and he suddenly felt this scene. It's very similar to a widower suddenly having an affair with his deceased wife, and the atmosphere is suddenly horrifying and bleak—of course, it would be even more similar if the door owner hadn't thrown that pill just now.

The man wiped the water from his face, looked up at the shocked Hua Liyan, his eyes flashed with confusion.He seemed to hesitate and said:

"…You are?"

Hua Liyan was startled: Liu Kuang doesn't recognize himself?But before he had time to speak, the man's eyes quickly shifted to the face of the person next to Hua Liyan, he seemed to be amazed instantly, his eyes were glued to him, and he couldn't recover for a long time.

This person is Liu Kuang.

Besides, Liu Kuang has lived for more than 20 years, and this is the first time he has seen such a beautiful person.

The man had a very good-looking face, and there was an inexplicable aura between his eyebrows and eyes, as if he wanted to absorb Liu Kuang's entire soul, his whole head was buzzing, and he didn't know what to do. described.

He looked at the fairy-like person motionlessly, and stood up involuntarily, as if he was going to walk towards him slowly.

Fortunately, he drank crazily than the trash can beside him: "Liu Kuang, what are you doing?!"

Liu Kuang shuddered and woke up instantly.For a moment, I felt as if I had just been possessed by a demon, and my whole body was stunned.

Strange, what happened to him?It can't be the case just because of the color...

He gave a dry laugh, shook his head silently in his heart and said: What he did just now was like seeing the lover in his dream.But he has never seen this person is one, he only likes women is the other.

As if feeling uneasy, he repeated in his heart silently: Liu Kuang, although he fell into the water strangely just now, his mind can't get into the water, that's a man, no matter how good-looking he is, he's still a man! ! !

He raised his head again, wiped the water on his face vigorously, brushed the broken hair behind his ears, and smiled. Although he was still in a state of distress, his expression had already achieved a graceful appearance, but he deliberately avoided the stern look. The beautiful man turned his head to the extremely coquettish gorgeous man in purple and said, "Did you call Liu Kuang just now?"

The man in purple looked at him motionless, with a hint of doubt in his tone: "Liu Kuang...you..."

Liu Kuang stretched out his left hand, gently lifted the gauze curtain, then picked up a jade fan on the table, opened it slowly, bowed his lower body, and said slowly: "Master, I am afraid that I have admitted the wrong person. Kuang..."

He sighed, shook his head, and continued:

"Young Master, Liu Kuang should be my brother. It's just that I lost contact with him when we were young, and we haven't been in touch for 20 years. It's just that we both look the same. I've heard some news from other people in the past two years. The leader Mo who I just met also mistook me for my younger brother, and was about to have a chat. It happened that you called my younger brother’s name just now. There are many culprits, I don’t know how Yudi offended you, young master, I first apologize to you on behalf of Yudi, and when I find Liu Kuang in the future, I will definitely let him come to apologize to you..."

After such a long speech, Liu Kuang lowered his head and sighed again, deeply expressing the helplessness and sincerity of a brother.

In fact, after he "transmigrated" into this world three years ago, he was penniless and hungry. He wanted to count on the chocolate in the bag that the fool stole to satisfy his hunger. Unexpectedly, the chocolate and the small mobile phone disappeared. Lost it while traveling.

He was dressed in a strange way, cold and hungry, and everyone was surprised, so they immediately sat down on the street, racked their brains, and wrote a line of classical Chinese on the ground, pretending to be a fortune teller.

First of all, he lied to the clothes and wrapped his bare arms and thighs. The fortune-telling counted from the city to the countryside, from the north to the south, and did not know how many people were deceived in the middle.

I didn't think too much about fortune-telling at the beginning, and revealed my real name inadvertently.

Until a windfall came a year ago.

To be honest, that was really money that fell from the sky.

When I first traveled here, for some reason, I dug out a few small porcelain bottles from the trash can.At first I thought it was useless, so I kept it just in case.

A year ago, I met a man from the world by chance, and found that this seemingly ordinary small porcelain bottle turned out to be the property of a well-known evil doctor in the world, and there were one or two bottles of very rare good medicine, so Liu Kuang saw the opportunity , Auctioned these drugs out.

I remember that when I got the bank note, my hands were trembling, and I had to hold the bank note to fall asleep at night.I feel that I will never have to worry about food and clothing anymore, and when I walk, I feel like there are springs under my feet, and I am very happy.

Beer has the confidence to walk.

It just so happened that my hair grew a little, so I "washed my hands in the golden basin".

Except for the free time, being a mist master in Jiehuoxuan is no longer sitting on the side of the road as a fortune teller.

He cut off his colored hair, changed his name, and changed to a job that can easily catch thieves in exchange for points—a fast catcher.

Liu Kuang exchanged points not to go back earlier, but to exchange cigarettes.I don’t know why after he came to this ancient time, he became more addicted to smoking. He tried his best to control it to the point of smoking two or three cigarettes a day. In ancient times, I don’t know why the initial points were tens of points. He was telling fortunes and catching thieves at the same time. After arriving in Huainan, he caught many thieves. The golden basin to wash your hands.

Since then, the original liar "Liu Kuang" has become his ignorant younger brother.

And he changed himself, relying on the invisibility function of the trash can, and became the famous Huainan catcher "Liu Yu".

Relying on his incredible reputation and his handsome face, Liu Kuang lived happily.

The only fly in the ointment is that there are always "people who were hurt by my brother" pulling me to denounce him.

Not to mention that yesterday when he was in Jiehuoxuan, he was almost exposed by a man who looked very scary.

Just today, while swimming with the multi-talented girl Chunyu from Lingxianglou, an irresistible leader Mo flew over, and before they even had a few words, he was stopped by the young man in purple on the boat next door.

But he really couldn't remember if he lied to them or what.

The two of them didn't seem to be easily provoked, and I wondered if they could pretend to be stupid.

The beautiful man next to him was staring at him.Liu Kuang followed his gaze slightly, only to see that what this person was staring at was his right hand.

That gaze was too sharp, like a sharp blade that people couldn't hide from, Liu Kuang put his right hand behind his back somewhat unnaturally.

The man slowly shifted his gaze to his face, and said in a low voice, "You...what's your name?"

Liu Kuang smiled and said, "My name is Liu Yu, how dare I ask the names of the two young masters?"

The man stopped his eyes and said in a clear voice, "My name is... Yushi."

Just as Hua Liyan was about to speak, she heard the sect master next to her use a false name, so she thought about what pseudonym she should give herself, but before she could make up her mind, she heard the sect master say again: "His name is Hua Li Yan."

Hua Liyan was also a little puzzled, if the sect master didn't want to reveal his identity, why didn't he use a fake name as well?

If not, why did you name yourself Yushi?

He shook his head, feeling deeply that the sect master's mind was really unpredictable.

"Young Master Yu, Young Master Hua, may I ask how did Yudi offend the two of you at that time?"

I saw that the two sons were both silent.

"Young master?" Liu Kuang was a little puzzled.

Hua Liyan said: "Of course we did something that made us have to look for him."

Liu Kuang couldn't help being a little distressed in his heart, it seems that he really deceived him back then.It's just that he has never seen Mr. Yushi before. He has such a face. If he really saw this man, he would definitely not be unimpressed.

Seeing the boat approaching the shore slowly, Liu Kuang bowed his hands and said, "If I find my brother-in-law in the future, I will even bring him to the door to apologize to the two young masters, my servant..."

Liu Kuang shook his drenched sleeves, smiled wryly and said, "...I guess it's not suitable to stay any longer, so I'll take my leave first."

After finishing speaking, he said to Miss Chunyu next to him: "Little lady, let's talk about it in the future."

That Chun Yu said angrily: "Mr. Liu, you clearly said that you would stay with the slave's house till night."

Liu Kuang laughed: "Tomorrow evening, my lord, I will go to Lingxiang Tower to look for you, okay?"

Chun Yu covered her face and smiled lightly.

When Liu Kuang landed, he waved his fan and walked away.

After Liu Kuang left, Mo Shaohua looked at Hua Liyan, and slowly called out, "...Young Master..."

Hua Liyan acted as if she hadn't heard, followed Gui Sha to the shore, walked a few steps, then turned to Gui Sha and said, "Master, are you sure that person is really not Liu Kuang?"

Seeing that the sect master didn't answer, Hua Liyan didn't ask any more questions, and sighed: "Master sect, tomorrow is the fifteenth day, and we can't come out. If there is any place we want to go, let's go today."

Guisha paused in his footsteps, and then said in silence for a while, "I have nothing to go, let's go back."

"Okay." Hua Liyan responded and sighed secretly.

Although the sect master didn't know how to get rid of the poison of the moon prisoner three years ago, he still had some slight sequelae.

That is to say, on the fifteenth day of each month, the internal strength is completely lost, and it is even weaker than ordinary people who have no internal strength.

In order not to be attacked by others, the owner of the door tried not to go out on the fifteenth day of every month.

Even so, it is indeed much better than before.

[June [-]th Ayaka Building]

It was Weishi at this time, and although the Lingxiang Building was not closed at this time, it was extremely deserted.The guests from last night have already left, and it is still several hours before today's evening.

Just at this moment, a man in black walked in slowly.

The man was tall and straight, and his steps were steady.Wearing a black gauze hat on his head, he couldn't see his face clearly, but his whole body exuded an intimidating aura that strangers should not get close to.