What to do if you think the devil is cute

Liu Kuang traveled through time with a stolen, invisible, talking idiot trash can.

The trash can said that he had done too many evils and his conduct was too bad, so he was arrested and sent to work as a coolie in ancient times.

It is said that he was asked to catch thieves in ancient times, accumulate points, and save a thousand before returning home.

However, Liu Kuang said: Not interested.

Where to eat and die is not to eat and die.

For Liu Kuang, a hooligan, stealing things in ancient times was much easier than modern high-end monitoring equipment.

Besides, he has no father, no mother, no friends, no house, no car, no future, and he doesn't have much interest in returning to modern times.

I wanted to come to the street to steal some money first, but——

White short sleeves, big black pants, plastic flip flops, and colorful short hair all said:

A person who shines brightly and attracts the attention of everyone is not suitable to be a thief.

Seeing the ancients who had slowly surrounded him and gave him surprised expressions, Liu Kuang sighed and sat down on the ground.

If it can't be stolen...

Then - lie?

He took a lump of soil and wrote on the ground:

"Wow! The fortune is not good, the fate is too bad. It is difficult for this little fairy to fall into the world, and I will not be able to return it for the time being. However, I have no entanglements, so I have to do the divination."

...it turns out.

Happiness always comes suddenly.

For example, Liu Kuang, who has worked conscientiously as a thief and gangster for so many years, knew for the first time that he was doing deceitful activities and getting money so quickly.

In fact, it is no wonder that the ancients have no brains.

The only thing to blame is that Liu Kuang's attire is too weird, and the colleague across the street yelling a couple of pennies and a hexagram is too perfect to set off.

In contrast, Liu Kuang, who can only say that he gives money casually because he doesn't understand the currency system, even if he looks like a monkey, he is still an otherworldly monkey.

So Liu Kuang made a lot of money.

night.

"...Your money came too fast!!" The trash can beside him couldn't help complaining.

With a fatherly smile on his face, Liu Kuang said to the trash can in a low voice: "Do you know my dear, I seem to have found the true meaning of my life!"

The trash can gritted its teeth: "...Did I say that you have to do tasks if you want to go home?"

Liu Kuang threw an ingot of silver up with a smile, caught it suddenly, shook it towards the trash can, and asked, "What is this?"

"……money."

"In modern times, can I earn so much money?"

"……cannot."

Liu Kuang snapped his fingers: "OK!"

"But...but if you lie like this, you will be exposed one day!!"

Liu Kuang said indifferently: "Walk every day counts as a day."

The trash can said angrily: "Liu Kuang! You traveled here because you stole too much and came here to catch thieves and make amends. But you just came here and started cheating again, right?!"

Liu Kuang shrugged: "I'm not interested in arresting my colleagues."

Trash Can racked his brains to persuade him: "Then you... think about it, you can get points for catching thieves, and with points, you can restore anything you brought from that world to this world..."

"Recovering things can't reach the pinnacle of life." Liu Kuang pouted, pointing at the pile of things in the backpack, with a look of disgust on his face: "At most, you can play with your mobile phone, eat some chocolate gum, and smoke two cigarettes?"

Then Liu Kuang glanced at the trash can, and sighed: "You cheat is not set up very well!"

The trash can is also very helpless: "I..."

Just then, there was a sound of footsteps.

Liu Kuang looked up and saw a drunk man holding a sword in his hand, handsome, tall, with a hoarse and deep voice.

"I heard... you are good at fortune-telling?"

Liu Kuang always hated drunks, he frowned and said, "It doesn't count, I'm off work."

"...I want to find someone." The drunk man seemed to have not heard Liu Kuang's words, and said to himself, "She doesn't want me anymore."

Liu Kuang said impatiently: "Drinking so much wine, and playing crazy with alcohol casually, you really deserve to be dumped."

The drunk suddenly raised his head and looked at Liu Kuang motionlessly.

Seeing the appearance of the drunk, Liu Kuang felt a little apprehensive, but he continued, "Why, am I wrong?"

With a sound of "唰—", the sword was unsheathed, and the long sword gleamed coldly under the moonlight, and it rested faintly on Liu Kuang's neck.

The blood in Liu Kuang's whole body seemed to be coagulated.

The blade that was in contact with Liu Kuang's neck at almost zero distance trembled slightly with the master's monstrous anger.

For the first time Liu Kuang was so close to death, it seemed that he would turn into a lonely soul in the next second.Liu Kuang's legs were weak, and all he could think about was:

You're pretending to be a fairy today, aren't you? !Call you cheap!Tell you to pretend!Tell you to feel bad!

I don't know how much time passed, maybe a few minutes or just a few seconds.

Liu Kuang looked at the drunk man, he was a little confused, and he was panting heavily.His eyes opened angrily, as if he would tear himself to pieces in the next second, Liu Kuang felt that he could not hold on any longer.

"She will come back!" Liu Kuang shouted out a word in a hurry.

"Really..." the man asked him slowly, his eyes becoming increasingly blurred.

Liu Kuangsheng was afraid that the drunk man would cut off his head with shaking hands, so he swallowed and tried to soften his voice: "She will definitely come back, she loves you, no ?"

Liu Kuang's coaxing tone should have played a role. The man slowly put away his sword, staggered to sit on the ground, and looked up at Liu Kuang.

Liu Kuang expressed his understanding, grabbed the trash can, and sat tremblingly beside the man.

The man seemed to have thought of something, and suddenly laughed twice, a little silly:

"Actually, he is quite annoying... But I was more nervous than anyone else when I was injured...

"I know I was wrong...but I'm so angry that a woman came to him with a child in her arms and asked the child to call him daddy..."

Liu Kuang listened to his story in silence.

Until I heard that person say, "Let the child call him dad..."

father…

Liu Kuang: ...

Thanks to the ex-girlfriend Chu Xiaozhen, a big rotten girl.

He thinks he understands something...

The moon is bright and the stars are sparse, and the summer wind blows comfortably. Liu Kuang is forced to listen to a 13-year-long history of innocent first love under the hostage of a drunk.

"... Great Immortal! You are a Great Immortal! Will you be able to find him!" The man suddenly jumped up and said fiercely.

Liu Kuang was a little frightened by the stare. He hugged the trash can tightly and shook his head quickly.

The man's hand is on the hilt of the sword.

mean!Liu Kuang gritted his teeth in hatred.

"You go back to the general's mansion with me first, and start looking for him tomorrow!" Before Liu Kuang could say something, the man drew his sword and walked in front.

...General?

The trash can next to him silently reminded: "It's the man who the butcher aunt asked you to figure out if you can marry your daughter, who is called God of War by the people, Bai Qingyan."

Oh, I remembered, he said to the aunt with a blank face at that time: "Don't struggle, your daughter won't be able to marry."

But now, the trash can silently said to him: ... Don't struggle, you can't run away.

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The next morning, in the hall of the General's Mansion.

Sitting was a handsome general with a serious expression.

Standing was a rather handsome young man in blue.

——It was Liu Kuang.

He had already changed out of that weird outfit, and even put on the wig that Bai Qingyan prepared for him.

With black hair and blue clothes, with a face like a crown of jade, suave and suave, he is clearly a handsome and handsome young man, and there is really no way to connect him with the glib Taoist priest he was last night.

Bai Qingyan was obviously completely awake from the wine, staring at Liu Kuang with more aura than last night.

He asked in a deep voice, "How are you going to find him?"

Liu Kuang thought of the sword lying on his neck last night, and he didn't dare to fool around. He felt a little scared in his heart: "...that... I can only tell fortunes, I don't know how to find people..."

"Then you can figure out where he is!" Bai Qingyan stared at Liu Kuang.

Liu Kuang felt that he should kneel on the ground and beg for mercy to confess, but that would probably make Bai Qingyan furious, maybe this little life would be handed over here in a flash...

"...Little...Xiaoxian...can't practice..." Bai Qingyan suppressed his eyes, Liu Kuang swallowed, and said with difficulty, "Xiaoxian is not practicing enough...it takes time..."

"how long?"

"...Uh..." Liu Kuang tilted his head and thought for a while, then said with a heavy face, "Ten years?"

Bai Qingyan sneered.

"...Five years..." Liu Kuang had a pained expression on his face.

Continue to sneer.

"...I'll go! Two years... can't be less!" Liu Kuang roared in grief and indignation.

"One month." Bai Qingyan took a sip of tea and said slowly.

Fuck, you fucking...

You fucking only let me live for a month! ! !

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Liu Kuang strolled in the garden.

That's horrible…

That's horrible! !

Originally, it was great to be a great immortal, but why did he lose his life all of a sudden?

The more Liu Kuang thought about it, the more he felt that life was hopeless.

The more I think about it, the more sad I feel.

The sadder he was, the more he wanted to pull flowers.

Flowers fell to the ground one after another, Liu Kuang looked up at the sky at 45 degrees, feeling sad like a river, the world was full of malice towards him.

However, the facts tell him that in this world, sadness can actually flow upstream into the sea.

"Stop!!!" A scream came.As soon as Liu Kuang lowered his head, he saw a little girl carved in pink and jade.The little girl's expression suddenly softened.She is only seven or eight years old, but she exudes a kind of aura of the Virgin from the inside out: "This flower is so beautiful, it is for appreciation, you can't pick her, she will hurt and die, and will wither ..."

Liu Kuang was even more upset - I was already so fucking sad, why didn't I even let me pick a flower?

So Liu Kuang smiled coldly and continued to destroy flowers with his hands.

The little girl's expression changed instantly, she gritted her teeth and said, "Amu!!!"

A dark shadow flashed beside the little girl.

Liu Kuang raised his eyebrows.

... Uh, this little girl even has her own bodyguard!

The bodyguard, about fifteen or sixteen years old, walked towards Liu Kuang expressionlessly.