The Three Thousand Laws of Love with Dragons
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"Three Thousand Rules of Love with Dragons" Author: Qianxi Xuehu
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Qiu Qi's life has not been going well.One day, Qiu Qi, who had just been fired by his boss, became a tomb robber by chance. He wanted to make a fortune, but unexpectedly, he ran into a monster with a beast's tail by mistake!
Qiu Qi was stunned and stunned: "Human snake? Mermaid?!"
The monster raised its tail lightly, and slapped Qiu Qi twice: "Get out, I'm a dragon!"
Since then, Qiu Qi cried and prayed to the sky every day: Tomb robbery is condemned by God, and going to the tomb is risky, so be careful!
Chao Tian: Could he be a fool?What do you worship Lao Tzu?
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☆, drive to dig treasure
There are very few pedestrians in the old streets of Yuancheng at night, and there are not many passing vehicles.
It was twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, there was no pedestrians, and there were very few vehicles.The dim light of the old double-arm street lamps casts a long shadow on the ginkgo trees beside the sidewalk.The two-arm street lamp is a bit old, the lamp pole is full of rust, and the bulb occasionally flickers on and off.
Qiu Qi walked slowly on the sidewalk in a blue coat and gray trousers.He lowered his head and couldn't see clearly, but his back under the long lamp looked very decadent and frustrated.
A gust of cold wind blew, and he couldn't help shaking his body, looking up at the sky.The moon was covered by thick dark clouds, emitting a hazy and blurred light.The surrounding area was silent, and there was not even a shadow of a car, let alone a human figure.
The night is dark and the wind is high, the day of murder and arson.It's a day for doing bad things.
Qiu Qifu lowered his head and sighed again.He has been an honest and good person for 20 years in accordance with the last words of his deceased mother. Unfortunately, God is short-sighted, so nothing good happened to him.Either being bullied and humiliated by classmates or cheated and betrayed by colleagues and friends.
Today, he was also framed by his colleagues for stealing and selling important documents of the company.The boss let him pack up and leave in a fit of anger, without even paying him a salary.
He suddenly felt that his life was a failure.
When he was looking up to the sky and sighing, the phone in his pocket suddenly rang.Qiu Qi took it out and looked even more depressed.He pressed to answer, and soon a loud and violent voice came from the other end.
——Boy, when will you pay back the money?If you don't pay back the money, don't want your father's life!
"Can you give it a few more days?"
—— You have been given a month of grace, and you haven't even paid back the fucking interest!Give you one more day, if you don't pay back the money, you can do it yourself!
The other side hung up the phone roughly.Qiu Qi sighed for a long time and put the phone back into his pocket, feeling at a loss.
At [-]:[-] in the morning, a white van got off the expressway and drove towards the outskirts of Yuancheng Old Street.
There were three men in the car.One was driving, and the other with a cigarette dangling from the passenger seat turned his head and asked the bearded man behind: "Brother, didn't you say that four people did it, why are there only three of us?"
The bearded man in the back seat spat and said, "Brother, isn't it useless for you to ask me? We all met and formed a team in that post bar, and suddenly I couldn't contact him and I couldn't help it. Give me a word , now there is one less person, should we continue to do it or not?"
The man with the cigarette in his mouth exhaled a puff of cigarette, and said viciously: "Damn it! Why don't you do it? Don't I just want to earn his mother's money by traveling so far by water to this place where birds don't lay eggs? It's good to have less people, less share of the pie .”
He had just finished speaking when the driver suddenly braked, and he staggered and hit the console in front of him.He sat up straight with his head covered and scolded, "What's the matter with Lang? Brother, can you drive?"
The driving man pointed to Qiu Qi on the sidewalk and said, "Blue coat, black trousers, isn't he the one who made an appointment with us?"
The smoking man saw that there was a real person.And he has been standing still, could it be that he is waiting for them?Thinking about it this way, he was also the one who talked about doing a big job in the post bar.
The man with a cigarette threw the cigarette out of the car, opened the car door and strode forward to talk.
When Qiu Qi felt that the road ahead was bleak, a hand suddenly put on his shoulder from behind.He was so frightened that his heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys trembled three times, and various things that would appear in horror movies began to pop up in his mind.His feet also became weak, as if he would kneel on the ground in the next second.
At this time, the hand behind spoke: "Brother, so you arrived early. Let's go, we have a car!"
Hearing the sound, Qiu Qi, who was so frightened that he almost lost his shape, boldly glanced at the ground.There are shadows!He turned his head stiffly, and saw an unfamiliar face.
Before he could confirm whether it was a human or a ghost, the owner of the hand dragged him into the car involuntarily.After the car drove for a while, Qiu Qi realized that he got into the thief's car.
Appearing in such a secluded place in the middle of the night, they don't look like good people no matter what.Qiu Qi was so nervous that his palms were sweating, he pretended to be calm and lowered his head to secretly look at the three of them.It took a long time to organize the language and asked in a low voice: "Where is this going?"
The bearded man was already changing clothes and preparing tools: "Didn't you say that there is some emperor's tomb here, and you asked us to dig up the treasure? Why didn't you prepare anything? Fortunately, my brother came here prepared, and this Luoyang shovel is for you. Let's talk about it first, no matter who finds any valuable treasures, they will have to share equally!"
Qiu Qi couldn't believe his ears.Grave robbery?He was so shocked that his eyes widened, and his head froze instantly.
"Brother, are you doing nothing in a daze? Pick it up!"
Qiu Qi subconsciously took the Luoyang shovel handed over by the bearded man.The sudden weight in his hands made Qiu Qi wake up.
Qiu Qi understood his situation.They probably admitted their mistakes before pulling themselves into the car.But now if his identity is exposed, can he get out of the car alive after knowing their secret?
The answer is obvious.
Qiu Qi secretly swallowed a big mouthful of saliva.Calm down, Qiu Qi!He kept chanting in his heart to warn himself - he hasn't revealed his identity yet, so please don't mess yourself up!
Moreover, if you think about it carefully, there should be many valuable treasures in the emperor's tomb.Anyway, being a good person has never encountered any good things, so it is better to simply abandon the light and turn to the dark.
The opportunity is right in front of you, give up or take it?After thinking about it, in order to pay back the money and get rid of this fucking life, he decided to bid farewell to the mediocre and boring life and become a tomb robber who made a fortune everywhere!
Qiu Qi swallowed hard again, clenched the Luoyang shovel tightly in his hand, with an awe-inspiring look ready to die heroically: "Okay." In less than a second, Qiu Qi faltered again, and greeted him with a smiling face. Bearded man: "Come and have a big fight."
The bearded man put his big hand on Qiu Qi's shoulder: "I want it!"
Qiu Qi was almost crippled at the fourth level after being slapped by him, but she didn't dare to get angry, so she nodded with a smirk.
Qiu Qi was born and raised in Yuancheng, and the parents who grew up with the older generation's language had a bad family background. There are anecdotes in Yuancheng, and I have indeed heard that there was an imperial tomb on the outskirts of the old street.But it's too old to know if it's true or not.In the early years, it caught up with urban planning, and now it is a wasteland to be developed.The weeds are growing wildly, the garbage is piled up, and some strange sounds can be heard in the dead of night, so basically no one walks there.
Several people drove to their destination quickly.They parked the car in a hidden place, and the driving man took out a hand-drawn map to lead the way. Qiu Qi and the bearded man followed behind him, and the smoking man walked at the end with a flashlight.
The cold wind blows slowly, and you can smell the stench.Qiu Qi was so nervous that his palms were sweating, he unconsciously clenched the Luoyang shovel in his hand.The weeds are all over the waist, and every step I take, the night dew on the grass blades gets on my body a lot.
"Here we are." Walking deep into the ground, the driving man suddenly stopped and said after stepping on the ground to confirm the situation.
"Are you sure?" the smoking man asked.
"Sure. Digging away the dirt above should give you a way down."
"Then do it quickly!"
As soon as the words fell, several people heard a strange hissing sound in their ears at the same time, as if it was the cry of some kind of animal.In the barren mountains and wild mountains, Qiu Qi was stunned by the penetrating voice in the middle of the night.His whole body began to tremble, his bladder contracted, and he couldn't help but want to go to the bathroom.
He raised his hand timidly in embarrassment, and said in a low voice, "I, I want to go to Fang, to make it easier."
The bearded man spat and said angrily, "Go quickly, don't delay everyone's time to get rich."
Qiu Qi nodded hastily, and ran to a big tree not far away to untie his pants as if he had received an amnesty.
When it was convenient for him, the three of them had already clearly divided the work and started to act quickly.When Qiu Qi came back after urinating, the three of them had already entered through the dug hole and disappeared long ago.
Qiu Qi couldn't figure out how to dig a hole in the flat ground that could drill people?But he was terrified to be alone in this desolate and strange place, so he had no choice but to burrow into the cave entrance bravely.
As soon as he got in, his hands suddenly emptied and fell down like a roller.After spinning around for a while, it landed in a dark place.
Qiu Qi rubbed the place that hurt when she rolled down and stood up.What came to the face was a strong smell of loess, mixed with a hint of fishy smell.Qiu Qi couldn't describe what kind of smell it was, he just thought it was unpleasant.
He fumbled out his phone and turned on the lighting to look around.There are wet rock walls on both sides, and an ever-burning lampstand can be seen at intervals along the wall.The road under the feet is very flat, the air is not cramped, and the wind blows from all directions, indicating that the place is not small and well ventilated.
The tombs on TV look similar to this one, so he must be in the tomb, right?Staying alone in this kind of place always feels like fifteen buckets fetching water. Qiu Qi feels uneasy and wants to join the three people as soon as possible.He repeatedly chanted the four words "youguaichuaiguai", raised his mobile phone and walked forward cautiously while touching the rock wall.
After walking for a while, Qiu Qi vaguely heard voices.Not real, but true.He thought to himself that he could finally rendezvous with the large army, and he felt an inexplicable sense of excitement in his heart.The road under my feet seemed to become lighter and smoother.
Before taking ten steps, there was a deafening roar.Qiu Qi was startled by the roar of thunder on the flat ground, so he had the illusion that the ground was moving, and his legs softened and he squatted down on the ground.
No, the ground is really moving!Qiu Qi, who wanted to shout out, seemed to be strangled by an invisible hand, and could not make any sound.The ground shook more and more violently, and even gravel continued to fall from above.
earthquake? !Qiu Qi realized what was happening at this moment, and layers of cold sweat burst out of his back.The first reaction in my mind is to run first regardless of 21.
He turned around and ran forward desperately, hoping to return to the hole where he fell just now.But no matter how he ran, the road ahead seemed endless, and no matter how he turned left or right, he couldn't reach his destination.
I don't know how long I ran, but the trembling gradually subsided.Qiu Qi leaned against a stone and panted heavily.After taking enough breath, he realized that the place he was in was a tomb.Ten steps away from him was a coffin, and the stone he was holding on had written the life of the owner of the tomb.
Qiu Qi was so frightened that his palms sweated again, his face turned pale, and his limbs were cold.He retracted his hand tremblingly, and looked around furtively.No one else, and nothing strange happened.
Although he wanted to make a fortune, but when he actually stood in front of the coffin, he wanted to retreat.But he couldn't give up halfway, otherwise there would be no point in coming here.
Qiu Qi grabbed the Luoyang shovel and walked to the coffin bravely.After muttering a few words, I rushed to push the coffin.The coffin lid was very heavy, and several layers of dust had accumulated on it.He pushed as hard as he could, but the coffin lid remained motionless.What's more, he didn't expect that his push would trigger the mechanism, and the wall on one side suddenly boomed and turned into a stone door.As soon as the stone door was opened, a huge thing fell out of it.
Qiu Qi looked intently, and her heart suddenly became cold as if it could no longer beat.He stared in horror, unable to move as if petrified—it was a huge tail that was five or six meters long with strange scales!
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☆、Big brother take me to fly
The huge tail wagged like a cat wagging its tail leisurely and comfortably.
Qiu Qi, who was still in shock, made a hoarse sound from his throat, as if he had been stuffed with a huge ball of cotton, which made him uncomfortable and unable to speak a word.Ever since he met the group of tomb robbers, he had suffered a series of frights, and Qiu Qi couldn't bear any more fear.
At this moment, his whole body seemed to fly out of his body, and he froze there dumbfounded, staring at the tail dumbfounded.
As if realizing something, the tail swung upwards for a circle, paused, and rolled back into the stone gate at an extremely fast speed.In less than a moment, there was a hissing sound from the other side of the stone gate, which was the same as the strange sound that Qiu Qi and the others heard before.
Qiu Qi was still frozen there, unable to move at all.He just listened to the strange sound getting closer and closer, until—a strange creature with a human body and a beast tail slid out of the stone door.
The light from the mobile phone showed that the part above the waist of the strange creature was exactly the same as that of a human being, with two eyes, ears, a nose and a mouth.The long messy hair hangs down to the ground, blocking the facial features.The part below the waist is a tail with strange scales, which is shaking from side to side.
It found Qiu Qi and raised its head towards Qiu Qi, as if looking at him.
Qiu Qi sent a chill from the soles of his feet to Tianling Gai.He tensed his nerves and dared not breathe.The sweat oozing from his body became wet and then dried, and after dry and wet again, Qiu Qi didn't dare to wipe it off.Excessive fear and panic caused Qiu Qi's brain to lose the ability to think, and he and the creature just stared at each other.
I don't know if it's a brain twitch or he thinks it's impossible to go on like this. He stared blankly at the creature, and said in a tone that didn't seem to be his own voice: "Human snake? Mermaid?"
There was a sudden silence in the air.As if more than a dozen centuries had passed, the monster raised its tail lightly and slapped Qiu Qi twice without warning: "Go away, I am a dragon!"
He, he... he he he he can speak human language! !
Qiu Qi's heart was beating violently, as if it had been quickly and accurately gouged out, and his whole body was soaked in cold.As soon as it was dark in front of his eyes, he fell straight to the ground and passed out.
Qiu Qi had a nightmare.In the dream, he met a monster and was slapped twice by the monster's tail.He died before he could feel the burning pain on his face. After he died, his soul ran out of his body/body, and he saw the monster opening its bloody mouth to eat his body.
Qiu Qi yelled and rushed over to save her body, but at this moment she woke up with a start.As soon as he opened his eyes suddenly, he saw a dark mass dangling in front of his face.
Qiu Qi reacted quickly this time: "Ghost!" Shouting and shrinking to the side with hands and feet.
The black thing suddenly reached out and grabbed Qiu Qi's leg, and cursed: "I am a dragon, not a ghost."
Not a ghost?Great... no!Dragon... dragon dragon dragon... it's the monster!Qiu Qi finally realized that what happened just now was not a dream, but something that actually happened.
The hand holding Qiu Qi's leg was very strong, and Qiu Qi felt that he might not survive tomorrow.But the desire to survive still prompted him to struggle and beg for mercy: "Please don't, don't eat me. I don't eat at all. Look at me so thin and sick all over..."
Before Qiu Qi could finish speaking, the monster had already poked its head over and approached Qiu Qi, held Qiu Qi's cell phone with the other hand, and shot the lit light at Qiu Qi: "I am a noble dragon, so I won't eat your inferiors!" And other creatures. But who are you? Why did you appear here? What is this?"
Qiu Qi managed to regain his composure, and blinked at the monster.If he could communicate, even the monster Qiu Qi would not be so afraid.
Not being afraid doesn't mean he can face the situation calmly.Qiu Qi tried to calm down, and carefully considered the words: "My name is Qiu Qi, come in... come in for sightseeing?" It seems that it is not good to say directly about stealing treasures.
"Sightseeing?" The monster shook its tail, as if thinking about something: "Sightseeing at the tomb of the dead?" He lay down and looked at Qiu Qi, shaking his head as if he was looking at something novel, and kept playing with the phone in his hand: " What year is this?"
"2018, the one in your hand," Qiu Qi tremblingly pointed at the monster's hand, "it's called a mobile phone. And, after the founding of the People's Republic of China, animals are not allowed to become spirits. You, you, you, why are you in such a place?"
Qiu Qi also asked, "Do dragons really exist in this world?" She didn't dare to say it.
"You stutter, are you stuttering? I have lived for tens of thousands of years, and I have never heard of Jianguo. This is my site. Of course, I have been here all the time. I was sleeping well, but I was woken up by you. .”
Does it say 'you'?Could it be: "Did you see them? Where are they?"
"Are you with them?" The monster's voice was obviously lower than before, and it seemed a little dissatisfied.
Qiu Qi nodded in a daze, then shook his head violently as if suddenly realizing it: "No, they are not in the same group."
"They were scared away by this deity long ago. Only you are the least courageous, and fainted before being frightened. This deity is almost impatient waiting for you to wake up."
How do you feel that this "dragon" is quite easy to talk to?No matter what you ask, you will answer patiently.Regardless of whether it is a dragon or not, its human body and beast tail are indeed not like ordinary species.Qiu Qi thought that he had to leave here as soon as possible to avoid getting into trouble, so he flattered him and said, "I'm sorry to wake you up, but you continue to sleep. I'll leave right away and won't bother you anymore."
"Go? Where are you going? You have to be responsible for waking up the deity." The monster laughed, shaking the rock above it.
"B-what's the responsibility?" Besides, he wasn't the one who woke it up!
"Take the deity out of here."
take it away?If it's not joking, it's giving Qiu Qi a hard time.Qiu Qi cried and said softly in a conferring tone: "Outside, outside is very dangerous, you will be caught if you look like this. So you, you, you, stay here well, don't go out."
"The deity said to leave and leave, what's the point?"
"It's not nonsense, it's really dangerous outside. Your appearance will scare others, and you will be caught as a rare animal, and you may be used for some biological experiments." The more Qiu Qi said, the more confident he became. Guang caught a glimpse of the monster's tail standing up straight and motionless, as if impatient, so he gave up and said, "Besides, how can I take you out with your appearance?"
The monster was really impatient, it clicked heavily and said, "Isn't this simple?"
After finishing speaking, the monster's tail swayed slightly and swept towards Qiu Qi.Qiu Qi thought he would be killed, so he closed his eyes subconsciously and waited for the call of death.However, death did not come to him.The wind brought by the monster's tail swept past, and in the next second Qiu Qi was thrown heavily onto a cold object.
Qiu Qi couldn't help but opened his eyes and found that he was sitting on the monster's tail.What's even more unbelievable is that even the upper body of the monster turned into a complete dragon shape, shaking the huge dragon head and saying to him: "Catch it and sit still."
Catch, catch what?Before Qiu Qi digested the words of the dragon-shaped monster, the monster had already swayed its slender figure and whizzed up, passed through the tomb passages, swam out of the tomb, and flew up into the sky.
The dragon's body swam quickly, piercing through the clouds and fog and heading straight into the sky.Qiu Qi was terrified by the sudden situation, clasped the cold and hard scales on the tail tightly with his hands, and clamped the sides of the dragon's body desperately with his legs, for fear that he would be thrown off and be smashed to pieces.
Traveling through the clouds made Qiu Qi spin around for a while.The night wind above cut across his face like a knife, and the turbulent airflow made it difficult for Qiu Qi to breathe.One couldn't hold back, and he vomited down.
"Stupid, don't spit on the deity!" Qiu Qi, who was spitting out filth like a joy, seemed to have heard an illusory sentence. He thought he had an auditory hallucination, but he didn't take it to heart.
The monster seemed to be really angry, and rushed into the higher clouds at high speed, twisted its body like a greedy snake, and swam back and forth several times.It looked as if he wanted to throw Qiu Qi off.
With a strong desire to survive, Qiu Qi desperately hugged its tail, sticking to it like brown sugar.After a stalemate for a long time, Qiu Qi gradually got used to not vomiting anymore, and the monster began to walk smoothly through the clouds.
The distant Milky Way is close at hand, the stars seem to be within reach, and even passing planes seem to be able to touch them.Although the night wind is cold, it blows comfortably.The field of vision is wide open, a magnificence that Qiu Qi has never seen in his life.
In such a vast and boundless world, all creatures become small, as if nothing is important anymore.He couldn't help but let out a dreamlike admiration: "It's so beautiful..."
The monster spoke again, still with that ethereal feeling.It seemed to come from far away, and it was completely different from the voice I heard before: "What a fuss."
Qiu Qi seemed to have flown into a mysterious and novel world full of unknowns. He looked around and admired again and again.The mind has been completely attracted, and the monster's words are naturally not heard.
"Be grateful to Dade, you have to know that there is no third person in this world who rides on the body." It said arrogantly again.Suddenly, he caught a glimpse of a flickering thing flying not far away, so he swam in that direction and asked Qiu Qi, "What is that flickering thing?"
Qiu Qi was still immersed in this rare and wonderful flight in his life, and it took him a long time to realize what he said: "Airplane. People can fly in the sky and go anywhere when they sit in it."
"Can fly around like the deity?" It expressed disbelief.
Qiu Qi thought for a while and said honestly, "It's a little different. Although everyone can fly a plane, no one has ever ridden a dragon."
"Nonsense! This deity is an ancient beast, can that thing compare with this deity?" Having said that, Qiu Qi could hear that there was no anger in its sentences.
Qiu Qi muttered: "You are alive and the plane is dead, of course it can't be compared. Huh? Huh, don't chase the plane, something will happen!" After finding out what the monster was doing, Qiu Qi clasped its scales and shouted road.
The painful monster spat: "Cut, don't chase if you don't chase. Hey, where is your home?"
"What?"
"Are you deaf at a young age?"
"No, are you going to my house?"
"otherwise?"
Qiu Qi didn't answer.It was as if he was dizzy again and vomited again.
☆, keep a pet
Despite all the reluctance and perplexity and helplessness, Qiu Qi took the monster back home.Fortunately, even if it turns into a giant dragon and flies in the sky in the middle of the night, it will not cause commotion.It was just that when the roof landed, a strong wind blew up and cracked the window panes of several houses.
The monster put Qiu Qi down and turned back into the original shape of a human body and a beast tail. He circled around the edge of the roof and said in amazement: "This age is really amazing. What is it that runs so fast with lights on the ground? Those tall and low What is the one?"
Qiu Qi was afraid that it would wake up the nearby residents and cause panic, so he hurried forward to stop it: "What runs is a car, and what is different is a house. Anyway, go home first and I will explain to you."
The monster did not refuse, and followed Qiu Qi obediently.Qiu Qi opened the door and walked down, but he didn't expect the monster's upper body to pass through the door, but its lower body got stuck.
Qiu Qi pulled it hard a few times, and the monster exhaled at Qiu Qi in pain: "Are you going to hurt me to death, stop pulling!"
Qiu Qi froze at its roar, not daring to act rashly.No matter how you communicate it is always a monster.One is unhappy, killing him is as easy as killing an ant.
But it's stuck in the door like this, won't there be any trouble when someone comes up to see it at dawn?Qiu Qi mumbled: "But you can't keep you stuck here forever."
"Do you need to say it?" The monster shook its head, took a deep breath and turned its tail into two human legs with a bang, and...
Qiu Qi's eyes fell on the naked/naked/naked body of the monster, his eyes were fixed on the dangling elephant between the monster's crotch, and his mouth opened wide as if he saw something exaggerated.
"What are you doing in a daze, let's go." The monster pushed Qiu Qi.
Qiu Qi suddenly reacted.He subconsciously recognized his eyes, took off his coat and put it on the monster: "Don't be naked, or you will be caught as a pervert."
The monster tilted his head as if thinking, but after thinking for a long time, he couldn't come up with one, two, three, four, five: "What is a pervert? Why do you get caught for everything?"
"Anyway, you just listen to me." Qiu Qi resolutely said.
The monster was still full of doubts but obediently said nothing more.
The place where Qiu Qi lives is called Linwu Community. The community is full of old-fashioned houses, stone and rice houses of more than 70 square meters.Each building is eight stories high, and he lives on the sixth floor of the third unit in the south of the community.Although the community is far from the city center, the advantage is that the rent is cheap.
The first thing Qiu Qi did when he brought the monster home was to find clothes for it to wear.When it was getting dressed, Qiu Qi took out the leftover food from yesterday's refrigerator and warmed it up. After thinking about it, he took out two eggs in the refrigerator, boiled them, fried them into poached eggs and put them away.
After finishing all this work, he took the shower and ran to the balcony to water the flowers and plants.After all this was done, the monster was still in the house with clothes on.
Qiu Qi went to the house to look at it.I saw it put on clothes and was studying with the pants.
Qiu Qi said, "You have to put on your underwear first."
The monster looked at him blankly: "Pants?"
Qiu Qi pointed to the pair of black boxers on the bed and said, "The thin ones are just that. The underwear is new, so don't worry about wearing them." As he spoke, he began to put on the pants.
The monster understood it, and put on his underwear in front of Qiu Qi, regardless of any indecent glances.The clothes and pants were put on, but Qiu Qi still felt awkward no matter how she looked at them.
The monster in human form was slender, with broad shoulders and narrow waist, at least a head and a half taller than Qiu Qi.Qiu Qi's clothes obviously don't fit well.The clothes were twisted and stretched upwards, and the trousers were pulled apart one by one, revealing most of the underpants inside.
This was probably why Qiu Qi felt awkward.
But there is no way, we can only let it be like this first.Qiu Qi led it to the dining table, and pushed poached eggs and hot meals in front of it: "I don't know what you eat, if you are hungry, eat some first."
The monster sat down, sniffed the food with its nose, and then raised its hand to catch it on the plate.Seeing this, Qiu Qi hurriedly stopped it: "Can't you use chopsticks?"
The monster shook his head: "This deity never eats with that kind of food."
Qiu Qi wondered: "You are so unhygienic. Come on, use the chopsticks like this." Qiu Qi grabbed the chopsticks and showed the monster how to use them.
The monster is very smart and can learn how to use it just by looking at it.He said while eating: "You lowly creatures are really troublesome."
Qiu Qi was a little happy watching the monster eat with relish.Can be happy but also added a lot of sorrow.It starts with: "Do you have a name? What should I call you?"
The monster paused, and said happily: "It's okay to tell you. My name is Chao Tian. Chao means morning sun, which means a newborn thing; and the dragon flies in the sky, proudly standing in the world, so it is crowned with the emperor's surname." .”
It's easy to call with a name.Qiu Qi asked again: "How long do you plan to stay with me?"
"I live in your house to give you face, you actually want to drive me away?" Di Chaotian raised his head whose face could not be seen clearly and asked.
Qiu Qi didn't mean that.Emperor Chao Tian insisted on living in his house, so of course Qiu Qi didn't dare to say no.It's just that he can't afford to support this great god at all: "I don't want to drive you away. I'm worried that I don't have anything to worship you at home. Besides, I'm unemployed and in debt, so I don't care about you."
"You mean you are poor?"
Qiu Qi nodded, it's great that it is a smart dragon that knows everything.
"I don't care."
Qiu Qi was even more depressed when he heard this.It doesn't care that he cares!
Seeing Qiu Qi's mournful face, it snorted: "Do you know that this deity is a dragon? You know that the emperors of all dynasties have called themselves the Son of Dragon, which shows how noble and beloved this deity is. Why are you afraid of being poor with this deity around?"
Qiu Qi couldn't understand what the monster meant: "You mean you can make me rich?"
"There is no good thing in the world to get something for nothing. You first tell me what is going on in this era. I just saw a lot of novelties, what are those things?"
It would be a lot of work to explain them all.All in all, it is on its own to not go.Alas, as a good deed.If you let it run outside by itself, it will either be caught as an experiment or it will scare people to death everywhere.
Since you want to keep it, some things must be made clear: "Everything you want to know is in the TV and computer. Wait a while and I will tell you how to use the TV and computer, and you will learn it slowly. I will take you to buy a few tomorrow. Put on clothes that fit you, and then go to the barber shop for a haircut. Also, if you want to stay in the human world, we have to agree with you in three chapters."
Di Chaotian wondered if Qiu Qi had more confidence in returning to his own territory, but now it seems that he is not as useless as before.He nodded: "Do as the Romans do, so why not let me listen to you?"
Talking about the three chapters of the contract, Qiu Qi didn't think about what to agree for a while.But let me talk about the most important things first: "First, no matter what happens, in the human world, you can't just expose your real body. I'll talk about it later when I think about it."
Di Chaotian tilted his head and seemed dissatisfied with Qiu Qi's anticlimactic words.But in the end, he bowed his head and continued to eat without saying anything.
Qiu Qi reflected on himself for a long time while watching it eat.The tomb robbery didn't steal any treasure, but brought back a trouble.It seems that people should not have evil thoughts, otherwise the retribution of this world will come very quickly.
When Emperor Chaotian was full, Qiu Qi took him to take a bath.Di Chaotian seemed to be enjoying the process of taking a bath, Hua Chenglong writhed in the bathroom.
How could the bathroom be so small that it could accommodate Di Chaotian who had transformed into his original form?It has more than half of its body from the bathroom door to the kitchen.And Qiu Qi, who was teaching him how to use the bathroom, got wet all over by it, so he took a bath with it.
Qiu Qi couldn't help talking about it while taking a bath.On the other side, he just said that he should not expose his real body casually, and on this side it has become a dragon again.Di Chaotian was a little impatient, saying that only Qiu Qi and no one else knew about it, so what does it matter?
What can Qiu Qi do with such a willful dragon?Qiu Qi can only compromise and say that in the future it can only reveal its true body when the two of them are alone, and absolutely not at other times.Di Chaotian hummed a few words to agree.
It's time to sleep after taking a shower.Qiu Qi was in a dilemma again, there was only one bed, was it for him to sleep or for herself?
Di Chaotian didn't seem to have any requirements for a place to sleep, so he waved his hands generously and said, "I'm used to sleeping on the ground. You can sleep wherever you used to, and I won't compete with you." Sleeping beside Qiu Qi's bed like a snake.
Qiu Qi stared at Di Chaotian who had already fallen asleep and still stood still for a long while.I thought to myself, throughout the ages, no one should have tried to have a dragon sleeping next to him, right?
If it weren't for the strange appearance of a human body and a beast tail, it would look like a pet.But the pets they keep are cats and dogs, and the peculiar features are some cold-blooded amphibians. Who dares to keep a dragon as a pet?
Thinking about the sleepy bug, she climbed up on her body, and Qiu Qi lay down on the bed and fell asleep without knowing it.
While sleeping soundly, Qiu Qi was awakened by a rough knock on the door.He got up in a daze, and found that Di Chaotian had somehow turned into a human and slept naked on his bed.
The rough knock on the door outside is still urging the sound of bang bang, and the sunlight outside is also reflected mottled into the room through the curtains.
It's already dawn?Qiu Qi didn't have time to think about why Di Chaotian suddenly changed his mind and went to sleep on the bed, so he could only open the door while rubbing his sleepy eyes.As soon as the door opened, the group of vicious people outside immediately woke up Qiu Qi.
Last night, he was only focused on taking care of Emperor Chaotian, and completely forgot about repaying the debt.Helpless, he had no choice but to flatter him like a pug: "Brother Hao, it's so early."
The middle-aged man in a suit and a gold chain stretched out his hand to twist Qiu Qi's collar without saying a word and pushed him into the house.When he arrived in the living room, he took a big stride to sit on the sofa, and pushed Qiu Qi onto the coffee table forcefully: "It's already [-] o'clock the fuck, it's too early! Hurry up and pay back the money, I'm just going to have lunch."
Qiu Qi's face hit the coffee table for a while, but she could only bear with her smile and said, "Brother Hao, can you give me a few more days? I really don't have any money."
Brother Hao said angrily: "If you don't have money, you don't want to see the sun tomorrow."
At this time, a gangster next to Brother Hao whispered in his ear: "Brother Hao, his father has escaped again, and he hasn't found anyone yet."
Qiu Qi just heard it, and suddenly breathed a sigh of relief.Hearing this, Brother Hao raised his hand and slapped him with a blow to the head, and said furiously, "You trash, you don't even care about it!"
After scolding him, he asked Qiu Qi to be held down again, lit a cigarette and leaned on the sofa and said, "I'm not unreasonable, if you don't have money, just use your internal organs."
As soon as he finished speaking, he winked.Several subordinates greeted Qiu Qi with their knives out. Qiu Qi turned pale with fright when he saw the battle, begging for mercy in a hurry.
Suddenly there was a cursing voice coming from the room: "What are you making a fuss about, I haven't slept enough!"
what's the situation?Brother Hao and the others looked over and were stunned when they saw the owner of the voice.
☆, dress well
Opposite him was a disheveled man who was as scruffy as a beggar.The beggar still had tattered clothes to hide his shame, but he stood there naked without any sense of shame, shaking his head: "Is it so lively?"
Qiu Qi took advantage of Brother Hao and the others not reacting, and immediately ordered: "Go back to the house quickly. What are you doing naked? Are you out walking the birds?"
What does walking a bird mean?It doesn't sound like a good word: "You are only allowed to make trouble here, but the deity is not allowed to go around?"
Qiu Qi is dumb and can't tell if he suffers from eating Huanglian.Where is he making a fuss?Clearly being threatened.He didn't want to hurt it because of this, so he yelled at it: "If I tell you to go back to the house, go back to the house, what a waste!"
How dare you yell at him?Di Chaotian felt that Qiu Qi was not paying attention to his noble body more and more.Just about to scold Qiu Qi, he heard Brother Hao's rough voice: "Stop and don't leave. Boy, you still have friends. Since you have friends, you are rich. Get out of here."
Di Chaotian didn't move.Brother Hao's arrogant tone made him unhappy, and if he was unhappy, he would naturally not be obedient.
Brother Hao saw that Emperor Chaotian didn't take him seriously, so he couldn't help but said angrily: "I'll go, if I tell you to get out of here, I'll get out of here immediately. Do you know who I am, if I have to do it?" said Wan also deliberately rolled up his sleeves to reveal the skull tattoo on his arm.
Di Chaotian snorted coldly, and asked in a very rude way: "Do you know who this deity is?"
Dare to choke with him?Brother Hao didn't want to talk nonsense anymore, so he ordered his subordinates to go forward and arrest Emperor Chaotian.
Di Chaotian didn't panic at all when he saw their menacing approach.He easily dodges and throws punches and kicks, knocking people to the ground in two or three hits.They were still rolling on the ground crying and howling, and Di Chaotian stepped on them even harder: "Dare to do something to this deity, do you want to die?"
Seeing this, Brother Hao became even more annoyed, and asked the two people who were holding Qiu Qi to also go forward to arrest Emperor Chao Tian: "You dare to fight back? I think you are tired of working. Come on, beat me to death!"
The two gangsters waved their knives at Emperor Chao Tian desperately.It's a pity that they are as weightless as feathers in Di Chaotian's eyes.Di Chaotian dodged the swung knife, and with a few more punches, he knocked the man down to the ground.
Brother Hao has been in society for so long and hasn't seen such a battle.He was obviously a scruffy weirdo with hair so long that he couldn't see his face, but he actually knocked down all the men he brought with him?
He made a decisive decision, turned around and pulled Qiu Qi to his side, took out a knife and put it on Qiu Qi's neck: "I warn you not to act recklessly, be careful that my knife will not have long eyes and stab your friend's neck."
Qiu Qi was still admiring Di Chaotian's astonishing fighting power, but in the blink of an eye he became a hostage, and his face turned pale again.
Although Di Chaotian will not have any scruples for himself, he must not involve Di Chaotian: "Brother Hao, he is just a stranger who stayed with me for one night. Let him go, and I will find a way." I will return the money to you within today."
Brother Hao is alone now, even if he takes Qiu Qi as a hostage, there is no guarantee that he can deter Emperor Chaotian.Now that there are steps down, Brother Hao will certainly not let go of the opportunity.He pretended to be vicious and snorted: "You said that. I will bring someone over tonight. If you don't have any money, you and your old man will die!"
He kicked his subordinates who were lying on the ground writhing in pain: "What the hell are you calling, why don't you get up quickly? Let's go!" Hearing this, those subordinates got up one after another with grinning teeth and mouths, and followed Brother Hao in embarrassment. left.
After they left one after another, Qiu Qi hurriedly closed the door, and leaned against the door exhausted to calm down.
Di Chaotian walked up to him and asked, "Who are they?"
Qiu Qi raised his head, and his gaze just happened to fall on the elephant dangling under Di Chao Tian's crotch again.He looked away, and sighed helplessly and melancholy: "They are people who have come to collect debts. If you beat them, Brother Hao will never let it go. If you still don't pay the money tonight, you and I will not be able to eat Walk around."
"What are you afraid of? Who would dare to touch you with the deity around?"
Qiu Qi stared at him blankly.Di Chaotian spoke so confidently because he must not know how vicious those people are.Even if he is very powerful and able to fight, two punches are no match for four hands.
But if Di Chaotian continued to be so unsightly, he would be accused of public obscenity.Qiu Qi changed the subject: "Go and put on your clothes, I'll cook breakfast. I'll take you around to familiarize yourself with the environment when you go out later."
Seeing Qiu Qi taking a step, Emperor Chaotian followed Qiu Qi and said, "I don't want to wear those clothes that are uncomfortable. By the way, last night I was curious and studied what you slept on, and found it very comfortable. And your smell This deity thinks it smells good, so you will sleep with this deity from now on. And what are the computers and TVs you mentioned, why don’t you teach this deity?"
Qiu Qi was still thinking about how to repay the debt, and didn't pay attention to what Di Chaotian said.Hearing Di Chaotian talking, he just sent him off with a few words.Di Chaotian didn't know what he was thinking, and followed Qiu Qi into the kitchen for a few laps before going back to the house to get dressed.
Qiu Qi simply made sandwiches and hot milk.Di Chaotian seemed to have never eaten a sandwich, and while eating, he was curiously studying the food contained in the sandwich.
After breakfast, Qiu Qi took Emperor Chao Tian out to buy clothes and get a haircut.He kept introducing and explaining various means of transportation, various shops, etc. to Di Chaotian all the way, and his mouth was almost dry.Fortunately, Di Chaotian was smart enough to remember what he said once.
Di Chaotian was like a countryman who had never seen the world when he entered the city, his head was shaking violently when he was attracted by all kinds of modern objects.
Qiu Qi introduced him all the way to the mall and took Emperor Chaotian to pick out clothes.Di Chaotian looked like a beggar, and the security guards in the shopping mall wouldn't let him in.Qiu Qi only took Emperor Chao Tian to get a haircut first.If he tidied up his grooming, the shopping mall shouldn't reject Di Chaotian.
Before entering the barber shop, Emperor Chaotian suddenly asked Qiu Qi: "Why do you have the money to bring me to this kind of place if you don't have the money to pay off the debt?"
Qiu Qi, who had just opened the door, scratched his face and said, "I'll still keep some money for daily expenses. Besides, this small amount of money can't pay off that debt."
Di Chaotian was about to ask him how much he owed, when a warm greeting came from the barber shop.
When Di Chaotian walked into the barbershop, he saw someone holding something to dry someone's hair and making whirring noises.I also saw someone cutting someone's hair with long scissors; I also saw someone wearing a strange thing on their head that would keep emitting smoke.
Di Chaotian looked around as if he had discovered a new continent.At this time, Qiu Qi had already explained his intention to the clerk, and a hair stylist came after a while.He asked Di Chaotian to sit on the seat in front of the mirror, and began to cut Di Chaotian's hair.
The hair stylist cuts people's hair all the year round, and a scruffy person like Di Chaotian would receive it once or twice a year, so he was no stranger to it.
Before the haircut, the hairstylist routinely asked Di Chaotian what kind of hairstyle he wanted, and Qiu Qi, who was watching from the side, made the decision for him: "Just a clean and refreshing hairstyle."
Di Chaotian was originally a dragon, so he didn't know what his face looked like.If you have a strange face and a strange hairstyle, you will be very eye-catching when you go out.Qiu Qi is not used to being paid too much attention, so of course she doesn't want to be the focus.
As expected of a professional, the hair stylist quickly helped Emperor Chao Tian get a clean and refreshing hairstyle.Qiu Qi stared at Di Chaotian's appearance in the mirror, and was stunned.
Not surprise or fear, but admiration from the heart.
It's not that Qiu Qi has never seen beauties.There are so many beauties on TV, but Qiu Qi dares to guarantee that there is no male star, or even a female star, who can be more beautiful than Di Chaotian.
Flying eyebrows into the temples looks very heroic; eyes are narrow and slightly raised, which seems to be a bit confusing.The eyeballs are a strange golden yellow, as clear and delicate as amber.The vertical pupils are slightly dilated, the eyelashes are long and thick, and when the eyes are closed, large shadows will be poured out.The bridge of the nose is high and the lips are neither thin nor thick. Every angle, line and position seem to have been carefully crafted, so perfect that no flaws can be found.
It may also be because he has not been exposed to the sun all year round, his skin is as white as snow.Almost transparent, it seems that even the blood vessels and tendons under the skin can be seen clearly.
Di Chaotian seemed very satisfied with the new hairstyle, and was shaking his head in the mirror.It's obviously a childish action, but he made it seem to have magical powers, no matter how you look at it, it's very handsome and beautiful.
Through the mirror, Emperor Chao Tian noticed Qiu Qi's strange expression.He stood up from his seat, turned around and smiled at Qiu Qi: "Why are you in a daze, this deity is so good-looking?"
His smile is like the melting of thousands of years of glacier in an instant, and the revival of all things; it is also like the spring breeze in a hundred miles, with millions of flowers blooming undefeated.
Qiu Qi suddenly thought of an idiom, the beauty of the fairy is lost.
Not only Qiu Qi was dumbfounded, but even the people around him were dumbfounded.I don't know who yelled Qiu Qi so handsome before he came back to his senses: "It's very beautiful." Qiu Qi said honestly.I belatedly realized that I shouldn't have told the man that I looked good, and my face flushed and I walked quickly to the cashier to check out: "We're going back, we're going back."
Di Chaotian looked at Qiu Qi's flustered back, wondering what he was thinking.The eye waves rolled around, and the corners of the lips were smiling from beginning to end.
Those who noticed him stared at him intently, and the girls with partners were still whispering to each other.Di Chao Tian had a good ear, and when he heard what they said about the mixed race being so handsome and beautiful, he deliberately made a fierce expression at them.
Those girls were not afraid at all, completely disregarding their manners, and screamed "ahhhh" excitedly.
Di Chaotian was tall, strong and handsome, how could he not attract people's attention?Qiu Qi had no choice but to keep a distance from Di Chaotian so as not to be watched with him.Emperor Chaotian liked to walk with him, Qiu Qi dared not speak out, so he had to cover his face with his coat.
He took Di Chaotian to the mall for a stroll, and finally helped Di Chaotian buy clothes before he realized that he had something to do.
Qiu Qi was worried about letting Di Chaotian go back alone, so he took him to find someone he knew to borrow money.I didn't expect to be rejected everywhere, and I didn't borrow a penny.
In today's society, borrowing money is more difficult than reaching the sky.Not to mention the large denominations, even if you can borrow three or four hundred, it is considered as the utmost benevolence of the other party.Besides, there are so many borrowed money that are not repaid, and people who look like I am poor but reasonable are squandering goodwill. Who would be willing to lend their hard-earned money?
Qiu Qi can understand why others don't want to borrow money, so it's not easy to force it.
He took Emperor Chao Tian home in frustration.Before entering the unit at this end, they were blocked on the playground of the community at the other end.
☆, good friends online
There was only one person blocking their way.She was about the same age and figure as Qiu Qi, and she was quite handsome, wearing a sports coat and jeans, and dragging a suitcase under her feet.
When Qiu Qi saw him, his frowning face instantly changed into surprise: "Xiang Bao, are you back from a business trip?"
Bi Xiangbao put his hand on Qiu Qi's shoulder and said with a grin, "That's right, I'll come to you as soon as I get back. Hey, this one behind you is—" He found Qiu Qi standing next to him and looked at him curiously. Looking at his tall man, he was puzzled.
Qiu Qi introduced the two of them: "Emperor Chaotian, Bi Xiangbao."
Bi Xiangbao stretched out his hand enthusiastically.Di Chaotian didn't know what he wanted to do, so he raised his eyebrows and watched.Bi Xiangbao had good eyesight, and saw that Di Chaotian didn't want to shake hands with him, so he shy away, pulled Qiu Qi aside and whispered, "How did you know such a handsome guy?"
Seeing them whispering, Di Chaotian unconsciously moved his ears to that side, wanting to hear what they had to say.
Qiu Qi's face was stiff, and he didn't know how to explain it for a moment: "I met by chance, it's hard to explain in a word."
Bi Xiangbao nodded as he understood the situation.He let go of Qiu Qi and pulled the luggage, and asked again: "Have you paid off that debt?"
Qiu Qi shook his head and sighed, "If you don't return it tonight, I'm afraid..."
"Where's your dad?"
"I heard he escaped."
"Your father is really not a thing. How can you ask your son to pay back the debts you owe?" Bi Xiangbao defended Qiu Qi, glanced at the bewildered Di Chao, and said: "It's a pity that I'm just playing around. extras, I can’t even feed myself, and I can’t help you much.”
Qiu Qi smiled wryly and said, "Don't say that, you've helped me a lot. Well, it's good that my dad is fine. Long life debts, that's the only way to go."
"Your debts are not long-lived debts, they've been urged to this point." Bi Xiangbao looked resentful, "Perhaps you can ask the company to pay next month's salary in advance..." The words behind have not yet been said. When he came out, Bi Xiangbao's stomach was rumbling.He winked at Qiu Qi embarrassedly and said, "I drove you here without eating."
Qiu Qi took out his mobile phone to check the time, and said with a smile: "It's time for dinner too, come to my house to eat, and we'll talk later if you have something to say." After speaking, he called Di Chaotian to follow him.
Di Chaotian followed behind them, imitating Bi Xiangbao to wink.Then I felt that it didn't fit my image, so I rubbed my face and returned to the original expression.
Qiu Qi brought people into the house and asked Bi Xiangbao to put his luggage away, and then brought Di Chaotian into the house to teach him how to use the computer.After Di Chaotian learned the basic operation of the computer, he went into the kitchen to cook.
Qiu Qi doesn't have many friends, Bi Xiangbao is the only one.In the past, the relationship between the two families was very good. After Qiu Qi's mother passed away, the Bi family also took care of the Qiu family a lot.
Later, Qiu Qi's father fell into the bad habit of gambling, and he lost all his family's savings, not to mention paying a lot of debt.Later, they simply began to live in hiding, and the Bi family gradually became indifferent to the Qiu family.
Bi Xiangbao has always admired Qiu Qi's character, so he has always been commensurate with Qiu Qi's brothers.Qiu Qi's father ran away, and those debts fell on Qiu Qi, and he helped Qiu Qi pay off several times.
But just after paying off one sum, Qiu Qi's father owed another sum.The interest rate is rolling, getting bigger and bigger, as if it will never end.
Bi Xiangbao helped Qiu Qi in the kitchen, and when he heard the reason for Qiu Qi's dismissal, he defended him again: "As long as you have a broad mind and can swallow your anger, you won't even fart when others bully you."
Qiu Qi lowered his head and cut the cabbage: "Without evidence, others will not believe me. Maybe others have their own reasons for doing so."
Bi Xiangbao stopped poking the onion and said: "As long as others have difficulties, you deserve the bad luck, right? You are not honest and responsible but an idiot. I think you should go to worship God. Why do all the bad things happen to you?"
Qiu Qi laughed at himself: "Maybe my life is such a failure."
Qiu Qi is not a failure in life, but a good person being bullied.Bi Xiangbao had never seen Qiu Qi get jealous with anyone, nor had he looked angry.He is so honest and kind but also timid, who wouldn't pick a persimmon?
Every time Bi Xiangbao couldn't talk about him, he didn't see him becoming ambitious for a long time, so Bi Xiangbao didn't bother to mention it anymore.Thinking of Emperor Chaotian in the room, Bi Xiangbao said again: "Is that man a half-breed? His eyes are really strange. How did you know him? That kind of appearance would be popular in the entertainment industry."
Even if Bi Xiangbao was his childhood friend, Qiu Qi did not dare to tell the truth to Bi Xiangbao.Even if he told the truth, Bi Xiangbao would definitely not believe that he was entangled by a dragon and couldn't get rid of it.
Qiu Qi nervously made up a lie: "In the middle of the night when I was fired from the company, I had a wrong idea and ran to imitate someone else's tomb robbery. I picked up the person there. He seemed to have lost his memory, so he had to temporarily stay with me." Probably not. Accustomed to lying, Qiu Qi's face flushed red, and he stuttered when he spoke.
Can Bi Xiangbao, who is Fa's little brother, see that Qiu Qi is lying?He was a little complicated in his heart, he didn't know whether he was happy that Qiu Qi learned to lie or sad that Qiu Qi lied to him.The final words were quite unpleasant: "Qiu Qi, you are really not suitable for lying. If you dare to rob a tomb, the sun must rise in the west."
Qiu Qi has already introspected and self-examined countless times, and people should not do things that are not suitable for them.Not only did others not believe it, but he also caused a commotion.
never mind.Qiu Qi also understands Bi Xiangbao's character, so let's tell the truth, it's up to him to believe it or not: "I don't know what kind of evil I was, so I went to steal it by accident. I didn't expect an accident to happen inside. woke up..."
Qiu Qi told Bi Xiangbao the whole story.Bi Xiangbao's expression ranged from surprise to astonishment, from astonishment to panic, from panic to dementia.
It took Bi Xiangbao a long time to close his mouth wide enough to fit a goose egg, and wipe the impossibly cold sweat from his forehead.The hand that picked the onion irritated the eyes, and tears flowed straight out: "If you hadn't lied, you would have tied the knot, I don't want to believe what you just said at all."
Qiu Qi smiled uglier than crying: "I don't believe it myself."
Bi Xiangbao looked into the room again, and said in a low voice, "Is he really not human?"
Qiu Qi nodded with a stiff face.
Bi Xiangbao wiped away his tears with his sleeve, and said, "Maybe it's a new kind of deception. I'll try it out, and you should do it yourself first." After speaking, he ran to find Emperor Chaotian to try it out.
Qiu Qi couldn't even shout.Qiu Qi washed the cabbage in the sink and murmured, "It would be great if it was a hoax."
Bi Xiangbao sneaked around like a thief, walked furtively to the door of Di Chao Tianzai's room, and quietly opened a crack in the door to look inside.
With his back turned to him, Di Chaotian was browsing the web with great interest.Nodding and hissing from time to time, and occasionally laughing or two.
It feels like an ordinary normal person.
Di Chaotian seemed to have noticed something, and suddenly turned his head to look over.In broad daylight, those strange golden eyes flashed a bright yellow light for a moment, like the eyes of a cat at night, oozing terror.
Bi Xiangbao was startled, and sat down on the ground with a "dong" sound.
Di Chaotian had already walked to the door like a ghost and opened it.
Bi Xiangbao waved to him fearfully: "Hello..."
"What's the matter?" Di Chaotian raised his eyebrows and looked at Bi Xiangbao.
Bi Xiangbao stood up and patted his buttocks, looked at Di Chaotian's legs for a moment before deciding on the words to say: "Qiu Qi and I are good brothers, he told me about you. I just want to know more about you, To make friends."
Without even thinking about it, Di Chaotian slammed the door shut: "No."
Bi Xiangbao didn't expect the other party's reaction at all, and stood there for a long time before walking back to the kitchen scratching his head and looking puzzled.
Qiu Qi had already started cooking, and the oil pan was buzzing.
Bi Xiangbao walked behind Qiu Qi with a puzzled face: "Qiu Qi, why does he have a completely different attitude towards you and me?"
Qiu Qi was stirring with a spatula. The roar of the range hood and the sound of cooking suppressed Bi Xiangbao's voice: "Xiang Bao, what are you talking about?"
Bi Xiangbao had no choice but to whisper to Qiu Qi's ear and repeat what he had just said.
Qiu Qi said with a slight smile: "Would it? Doesn't he look at everyone like an ant? When I first saw him, I was almost scared to pee by him. After all, he said he lived for thousands of years, and he has been living in that kind of place." It’s normal to have a weird personality.”
Bi Xiangbao felt that it must be different from the handshake when they met before to Di Chaotian's attitude just now.
Hearing Qiu Qi's last words, he finally realized suddenly: "I understand. Just like a chick that has just hatched will regard the first thing it sees as a mother, he regards you as a mother. So what do you say? Listen, even if I want to say something to him, he is too stingy to respond."
Bi Xiangbao had a dream of becoming an actor since he was a child.He was good-looking, and soon got mixed into that line.It's just that there is nothing else in that line of work, but there are one crop after another of good-looking, beautiful and talented people. His little talentless beauty is just a passerby's face inside.After working in the industry for seven or eight years, he was still an extra.
Bi Xiangbao has little ambition, and extras are also actors.He was already very satisfied to be able to follow all kinds of production crews all year round.
Qiu Qi felt that Bi Xiangbao probably said the unreliable words that the chick recognizes its mother because he had acted too much.
Seeing that Qiu Qi did not refute, Bi Xiangbao continued: "It seems acceptable to think of him as a pet. Others raise skunks and crocodiles, but you raise a dragon. Although the style is a bit high, it is unique anyway. Sell it After repaying the debt, there may be a lot of odds left."
Qiu Qi turned down the fire, and the sound of the range hood also became smaller.Hearing Bi Xiangbao's words behind him, he hastily raised his index finger to seal Bi Xiangbao's mouth: "Stop talking, if he hears you, I will die. That's a dragon, or a dragon that can turn into a human. I didn't see it with my own eyes." Who would believe it? Who would really dare to buy it? Besides, he has a bad temper, and if he turns into his original form and turns the world upside down, I can’t bear the responsibility.”
Bi Xiangbao pulled Qiu Qi's hand and held it, and looked at the room on the other side: "Are you really planning to raise him? Qiu Qi, let me analyze it with you. He is a dragon, an unprecedented new pet. Do you know what he eats? What do you eat, what do you like and what do you dislike? Even if he is not picky and can still be like a human being, he does not have a household registration ID card and is a black householder. If he is sick, he cannot go to the hospital, let alone take the train or plane.”
The more Qiu Qi listened, the more uncomfortable he became.He frowned, very at a loss: "I know that too. But he just depends on me, what can I do?"
"Who's the new pet? Who's relying on whom?" The sudden voice sounded a little angry.
The author has something to say: Bi Xiangbao Wang Tian: Qiu Qi, I am a firm materialist.
Qiu Qi also looked up at the sky: Well, me too.
Bi Xiangbao frowned: In this case, why did you accept the existence of that dragon so easily?
Qiu Qi had a bitter face: I rode it and flew in the sky once, can I not accept it?
Di Chaotian smiled: "Little boy, next time I will take you flying again?"
☆、Adults learn badly
Qiu Qi reflected deeply again, she really can't have bad intentions in life.Talking bad things about people behind their backs will definitely be heard by the person concerned.
Guilty-hearted Qiu Qi looked at Di Chaotian who was leaning against the door, his legs trembling: "No, I didn't say anyone."
Di Chaotian turned his probing gaze to Bi Xiangbao.Bi Xiangbao had never seen Di Chaotian's original form, so he didn't feel how terrible Di Chaotian was, so he laughed a few times and said, "Isn't this discussing how to settle down with you, brother?"
Emperor Chao Tian looked at Bi Xiangbao, his face full of disgust and disgust: "First, I am a dragon and not a pet; second, I am very satisfied with this place and like to settle here. Third, who is your brother? I am an ancient beast, you should Call me Master Canglong."
But Qiu Qi became more and more strange as he listened.Didn't Emperor Chaotian always call himself "the deity"?Why is it that "Lao Tzu" is so vulgar now?
Bi Xiangbao had never met anyone before, no, there was someone as thick-skinned as Youlong.Come to think of it, I've never seen it before.Suddenly shocked by his momentum, he said: "Since Master Canglong, you heard it, are you always acting like a little face?"
Di Chaotian played with the computer for a long time, absorbed all modern knowledge, and naturally understood what Bi Xiangbao meant by the little boy.He actually looked proud and proud: "I have wronged you to provide for the elderly? In the past, those emperors and nobles could not ask for Lao Tzu. Now that you have the opportunity to behave, how dare you express your opinion?"
Qiu Qi smelled some burnt smell, regardless of Di Chaotian and Bi Xiangbao, hurriedly set up the pot to fill the vegetables.
Bi Xiangbao stared dumbfounded at the tall man in front of him.With a strong physique and a face that is unparalleled in the world, why is it a strange shape!
After Qiu Qi put the dishes away, he turned around and saw that Bi Xiangbao and Di Chaotian were still staring at each other speechlessly. One should be complacent, and the other would be ruined by a thunderbolt.
He persuaded: "Xiang Bao, anyway, I live alone, so if I have more him, I will have an extra pair of chopsticks. You also said that he has nothing, so he doesn't know what will happen when he goes outside. There are so many stories about dragons throughout the ages. If I have free time, I can go to the library or use the Internet for reference.”
Di Chaotian was so confident because he was convinced that Qiu Qi was kind and good-tempered.After Qiu Qi said that, if Bi Xiangbao continued to say it, he would be out of character inside and out, and he would be hated by others.
Bi Xiangbao resentfully went to serve Qiu Qi: "You are so kind-hearted that you get into trouble."
Qiu Qi laughed dryly twice as a response, and then heated up the pot to prepare the next dish.
Di Chaotian walked up to Qiu Qi and raised his hand to pat Qiu Qi's head with a smile, "A child can be taught. Seeing that you are so kind to me, I want to repay you."
Qiu Qi followed with trepidation: "I dare not ask Master Canglong for a reward." The only thing Qiu Qi hopes is that he can go back and forth wherever he goes, and this is the best reward he can give himself.
"I allow you to call me Chao Tian by my first name."
Qiu Qi wanted to cry but had no tears: "Thank you, Lord Canglong, for your kindness."
Di Chaotian was in a good mood, and the hand he patted on Qiu Qi's head turned into rubbing: "Although you are timid, I like you very much."
Qiu Qi finally stopped what he was doing, and said timidly: "Don't always say 'Lao Tzu' and 'Lao Tzu', where did you learn these words?" Could it be that he learned from Hao Ge one by one "Lao Tzu" before? up?
Bi Xiangbao came back serving dishes, just in time to hear Di Chaotian talk about repayment, and immediately interjected: "It doesn't matter what you call it, I think the best repayment is to protect Qiu Qi and don't let him lose a hair."
Di Chaotian looked at Qiu Qi inscrutablely and said, "Is this the second agreement in the three chapters of the agreement?"
Qiu Qi was about to deny it, but Bi Xiangbao interrupted again: "You have three agreements? Yes, yes, the second agreement is that you must protect Qiu Qi when he is in danger."
If Qiu Qi wasn't cooking meat, he would have pulled Bi Xiangbao away, lest he keep making his own decisions.He wanted Di Chaotian to forget what he said just now, but Di Chaotian nodded thoughtfully: "Okay, this is no problem. What about the third one?"
Di Chaotian agreed, and Di Chaotian would definitely be angry if Qiu Qi took his words back.Qiu Qisheng was afraid that Bi Xiangbao would talk nonsense again, so he rushed ahead of Bi Xiangbao and said, "The third one will come when I think about it."
"Whatever you want." Di Chaotian turned around and went back to the room to play with the computer.
Bi Xiangbao said: "Qiu Qi, you should really think it through." Bi Xiangbao always felt that such a foreign body as Di Chaotian would definitely cause Qiu Qi a lot of trouble in the future.
Qiu Qi wants to raise Emperor Chao Tian. When learning how to take care of the dragon, he really needs to prepare a notepad to record his experience in taking care of the dragon, so as not to mess up his hands and feet in case of any unexpected situation.
Qiu Qi shook his head: "The Buddha is already at home, how can we drive away? Just treat it as a noble spirit, and be lucky."
Bi Xiangbao muttered, "I hope it's luck and not trouble."
After the three of them had lunch together, Bi Xiangbao left.Before leaving, he said that he would help borrow money and come back at night.
Di Chaotian, who learned how to use a computer, also learned how to use a TV. After eating and watching TV for a while, he went to sleep.
Qiu Qi packed up the dishes and planned to go to see Emperor Chaotian, but found that he turned into a human body and animal tail at some point and ran to the bedroom and fell asleep in a ball.
The sunshine outside the window is warm, refracting into the house, it is extraordinarily warm.
It was the first time for Qiu Qi to see the dragon scales on Emperor Chao Tian's body in such a bright environment.Refracted by the light, his scales exude a silver-green color, densely arranged, like pieces of fine silver-green gemstones, extremely beautiful.
Di Chaotian fell into a deep sleep, and Qiu Qi couldn't help touching the cold and hard scales, but he didn't wake up.Ignoring the characteristics of a human body and an animal tail, Di Chaotian was really docile and obedient when he was asleep.
Qiu Qi didn't teach Emperor Chao Tian to turn off the computer, so Qiu Qi went to check after he fell asleep.Unexpectedly, the eyeballs almost popped out at this sight.
The computer screen was on, and there were still several web pages that were not closed.Qiu Qi closed them one by one, and it made his face ugly.Those webpages either say that bad guys are made by training, or they say that social skills are necessary for a chaotic society, and they are either bloody videos or bloody pictures.
Qiu Qi finally understood where Emperor Chaotian learned about "Lao Tzu".There are good and bad things on the computer, why did Di Chao Tian choose some bad things?
Qiu Qi regretted it.If he had known that Di Chao Tian would learn crooked ways, he should have played along and taught Di Chao Tian.It's not unreasonable to write parental guidelines in those TV shows on TV!
Fortunately, he discovered it early, and Qiu Qi thought that if he had a serious and sincere talk with Di Chaotian, he would be on the right track.The most worrying thing now is what to do at night.
Qiu Qi was worried when the phone rang.When he took the phone and listened, his expression froze.
(Xiao Qi, it’s a good thing you didn’t turn off the phone.)
"Dad, where are you now?"
(Don't worry about it, I just called to tell you that I'm going to Macau, and I won't be returning to Yuancheng for the time being.)
"You can hide from the first day of the junior high school but not the fifteenth day. You'd better come back quickly and let's find a way together."
There was a moment of silence on the other end of the phone before the buzzing sound rang out.
(Xiao Qi, do you still have money in your bank card? Can you lend some money to Dad? I only have you as my son, so you must help me.)
"You lost all the money in my bank card. Dad, can't you not gamble?"
(What do you know? Things are always reversed. How much you lose now, you will definitely win back in the future. If you have no money, forget it. I will find a way.)
"Dad!" Qiu Qi wanted to persuade him again, but the other end had already hung up the phone.
Qiu Qi stared at the phone for a long while before moving her fingers to look through WeChat.The contacts in WeChat, whether relatives, colleagues or acquaintances, have all asked people to borrow money with a face. Now many people have blocked him, and the rest are strangers.
WeChat borrowing money is hopeless.
Qiu Qi put away her mobile phone, found a pen and paper and left a note to Di Chaotian, and then went out to find a part-time job with a daily salary.It's better to go out and try your luck than to stay at home and wait for the creditor to kill you.
It was dusk when Di Chaotian woke up.The dim light of the setting sun shone into the room from the window sill, and the dragon scales on his body changed color again, stained with a light silvery yellow.He squinted his eyes, turned into a human body and walked out of the bedroom with a whoosh.
Di Chaotian felt a little dissatisfied when he walked around the room and didn't see Qiu Qi.Walking to the coffee table in front of the TV, I happened to see the note Qiu Qi left for him.
Di Chaotian sniffed the smell on the note and smiled, ran to put on the newly bought clothes and rushed out to find Qiu Qi.
After going down one floor, he saw Bi Xiangbao walking up.When the two met, Bi Xiangbao asked, "Where are you going, my lord? Where's Qiu Qi?"
Bi Xiangbao was Qiu Qi's friend after all, and Di Chaotian decided to give him a good look: "Go find him."
"Qiu Qi went out?"
Di Chaotian nodded.
Bi Xiangbao understood, and said, "He must be trying to find a way. You just stay at home and wait, and I will be with you."
Di Chaotian raised his eyebrows and said calmly, "I don't want to be with you."
Bi Xiangbao has been in the entertainment industry all year round. What scenes and people have he never met?He didn't do well, but he became more and more adept at talking nonsense when he saw people.
He smiled, went up a few steps and stood beside Di Chaotian and said, "Don't say that. Now that you live with Qiu Qi, we will be good friends. Just in time when Qiu Qi is away, I want to be with you Discuss something."
After all, Di Chaotian slept for too long, and was curious about everything after waking up, so he asked, "What's the matter?"
Bi Xiangbao smiled even brighter, put Di Chaotian on Di Chaotian's shoulder and walked towards Qiu Qi's room: "Of course it's something you like, and he likes it too." Take a step and slide down.
It was already night when Qiu Qi came back, and as soon as he entered the door, he saw Bi Xiangbao and Di Chaotian sitting side by side on the sofa in the living room watching TV.
The two are very close, and it seems that they have a good relationship, not as bad as before.
When Emperor Chaotian saw Qiu Qi, he lazily turned to the side and raised his hand to say hello: "Come here, touch."
Bi Xiangbao frightened
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