[Comprehensive British and American] Acacia Ancestor Transformation System

The words he said were water poured out, and he would never look back after being beaten to death. The ancestor who never regretted it was going to go on a business trip to the UK for no reason because of inexplicable anger. Prepare for this, let prepare for that, want this, want that old lady, gradually become numb.

What is it that stops the ancestor of the Hehuan Sect, Yu Chunchang, who once had everything in his own hands? ?

If there is, it must be a stupid, straight but handsome big golden retriever.

"I don't think I need it," Yu Chunchang picked up some unknown item in his shopping basket, "What the hell is this...?"

Steve looked back at him with a serious face: "Use the urine bag immediately."

Yu Chunchang's face darkened, and he threw the bag at someone's face: "Where do you think I need this kind of thing?"

Steve quickly took the bag, frowned slightly, and said sincerely, "Chun, you never go to the toilet when you come out. I know you have difficulties, but this is a physiological need, and you will use it."

Yu Chunchang narrowed his eyes, then puffed his cheeks, and snorted: "I will never touch such an inelegant thing. You put it back!"

Steve hesitated.

"Put it back!!!" Yu Chunchang threw himself on the shopping cart and glared at him, uncompromising.

Steve sighed, but put the thing back anyway.Thinking back when he was on the battlefield, this was still very useful, Chun was just too shy.

Yu Chun changed the things under Barabara, and threw some disposable toothbrushes, disposable underwear (?), collection of dental floss, a few boxes of canned food, and many other things that I don’t know what to do with, into Steve’s arms. thing.

Holding a stack of things, Steve looked at Yu Chunchang with disapproval: "Chun, I thought there was a word in your place called being prepared."

"That's not how it is used. Don't think that you can use idioms blindly after reading a few books from me." Yu Chunchang looked at Steve calmly, "This word means that there was a man named Liu Bei once upon a time. , His medical skills are very good, so with him, there will be no patients."

Steve looked at him suspiciously.

"Be prepared, Bei refers to Liu Bei. Didn't you turn over a few pages of Romance of the Three Kingdoms?" Yu Chunchang said with a sincere face, "Suffering means a patient, and there is no danger if you are prepared. With Liu Bei, there will be no patients."

Steve doesn't intend to believe Yu Chunchang, sometimes Chun likes to talk nonsense, maybe next time it will be another explanation.Maybe he should buy another idiom dictionary and come back.He helplessly reached out and patted the head of the person who was lying on the shopping cart, not letting him continue to put things in it: "You!"

"One day, I will understand your books that look like encrypted codes." Steve bent down to meet his eyes, his voice was soft and firm, as if complaining to an ignorant child, "When the time comes, you will Don't try to lie to me."

In the end, Steve still respected his opinion and put those things back on the shelves one by one.When he came back, Yu Chunchang had already climbed into the shopping cart.

"Steve, push me." Yu Chunchang held a large box of candy, shook his calf, and waved to Steve.

Steve shook his head, couldn't help laughing, stepped forward to hold the shopping cart, and said earnestly: "Chun, I am very worried about you. Two months, another country, and you are still alone."

"I may not be able to reach you in time, you have to take care of yourself." Steve looked at the person humming a soft tune he didn't understand, and said helplessly and gently, "Did you hear that?"

Yu Chunchang opened the candy and threw one into his mouth: "You always worry too much. Mr. Rogers, before I met you, I think I was doing well."

Steve pressed his head in dissatisfaction, and for a while he didn't know why he did it, it was just a little unhappy.

Facing Yu Chunchang's dissatisfied eyes, he cleared his cough in embarrassment, and his eyes wandered: "How many times have I said, don't open the candy box in the supermarket."

"Yes yes yes—" Yu Chunchang picked up a candy and stuffed it into Steve's mouth, clapped his hands, confidently said, "Now, you are an accomplice!"

Steve, who didn't want to avoid it at all, flicked the candy in his mouth down his tongue, followed by a sweet little thing, and he ate more candy these days than in the past 70 years.

"Later, let's go to the pharmacy to buy some regular medicines." Steve carried a bunch of things and walked slowly behind Yu Chunchang, looking at the list of notes in his hand.

After folding the shopping receipt, Yu Chunchang paused, his eyes rolled quickly, and then he glanced at the movie theater on the opposite road, with a flash of inspiration.

"Aren't you going to the movies?" Yu Chunchang leaned under Steve's eyelids, covering his list, "Let's go to the movies."

"Huh?" Steve looked up, "But the movie tickets are already out of date."

"Just watch one!" Yu Chunchang stared, "Let's go, let's go!" After speaking, he dragged those who hadn't reacted to the cinema.

A quarter of an hour later, Steve held a bucket of popcorn and looked at the ticket stub with a strange expression.

"Are you sure you want to watch this? It's just a boring documentary." Steve looked at Yu Chunchang, trying to change his mind with his thoughts, "This may be boring. Really, very boring."

Before Yu Chunchang could speak, the person next to him who bought the same ticket became dissatisfied.

"Hey!" The little boy who was just above Steve's calf, wearing a blue mask and a Star Shield T-shirt stared at Steve, "You can't speak ill of the captain! He's the best! "

"It's not boring!!"

"You have to apologize!!" The little boy stared at Steve with round eyes and bright pupils.

steve.Rogers, Captain America himself.Looking at the little boy, I felt mixed feelings for a while.

"Did you hear that?" Yu Chunchang yelled at Steve, "This gentleman is asking you to...well," he glanced at the ticket stub, "Mr. Captain America apologize."

"His name is Steve Rogers too, isn't it?"

Steve looked helplessly at Yu Chunchang, who was full of teasing, and knelt down to pat the little boy's head: "well, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said...he's boring."

The little boy was satisfied: "That's right! The captain is the most powerful superhero! His contribution is great, and you must not disrespect him in the future."

Steve...

"I will remember it well in the future."

The little boy's mother gave Steve a friendly smile, and pulled away the little boy who was trying to give Steve Amway Captain America.

Yu Chunchang squeezed the popcorn, looked at Steve with a soft expression: "Are you happy?"

Steve pushed his shoulder and signaled him to check in: "Well, it's a bit."

"Why did your family name you a soldier who has been dead... for 70 years?" Yu Chunchang flipped through the introduction of the film and asked puzzledly, "It's very unlucky in our place."

"...This is our tradition. It is just a commemoration to remember with the names of our ancestors." Mr. Da Bing, who has been dead for 70 years and has an inauspicious name, said so.

The theater was crowded, and Steve didn't expect so many people to watch a documentary.The feeling in his heart was very delicate, he pressed Yu Chunchang's head itchyly.

"What?" Yu Chunchang looked at him dissatisfied.

"Hmm, it's okay." Steve withdrew his hand and sat firmly in his seat, just a little happy.

The documentary intercepted a lot of war materials at that time, but none of them showed their faces, which made Steve feel relieved, otherwise he would not just need to explain his name.

But even so, sitting next to Yu Chunchang, there is something...

"Is he...a drug-reformed...Superman?"

Yu Chunchang narrowed his eyes, a little surprised.The Hehuan Sect is not good at force, but is good at medicine and puppetry, and most of the disciples outside rely on these two.Of course, the general disciples of the Hehuan Sect are protected by their own supporters.That's how willful it is.

This Mr. Captain America is very much like a puppet made with elixir, um, except that he has independent thinking.

"...not just drugs, but also radiation..." Steve added in a low voice, always feeling that Chun's explanation of this matter was very simple. Back then, he drained the power of the entire Brooklyn, "and, he is just... Later soldiers. Not Superman."

"Superman is from Metropolis." Steve thought for a moment before adding, "The one in the blue and red with the cape. He can fly."

Yu Chunchang turned his head abruptly: "Some of you can fly? By what? Mechanism—well, technology? Like Stark."

"Superman...is an alien." Steve looked at the shocked Yu Chunchang and explained, "The gravity of the earth can't trap him."

"Aliens?" Yu Chunchang didn't want to eat any popcorn.

"Chun, I've suggested you to buy a TV a long time ago." Steve raised his forehead, Chun was to some extent out of touch with society than himself, probably because of the different cultures.

"You need to go online and read the news. Get in touch with the world." Steve seriously relayed other people's suggestions to Yu Chunchang.Maybe this is also the reason why I quickly established a friendship with Chun, because these days, it is too difficult to find someone who can't surf the Internet like myself.

Yu Chunchang pursed his lips, and sat back: "I still like books." Or jade slips for storing data, or image transmission stones for communication, any gadget in the world of cultivating immortals is much more convenient than TV, computer and network. up.

"I know." Steve grinned, otherwise he wouldn't have bought so many Chinese dictionaries.

"Well... it seems that you are not all mortals."

"Ok?"

Yu Chunchang quickly pursed his lips and smiled: "I said, I'll install the TV and computer when I get back."

"I can install it for you first, and you can use it directly when you come back." Steve looked at him.

Yu Chunchang... oh, I forgot he was going on a business trip...

"Do you have a spare key?"

"Well, you gave it to me last time."

"Then you help me dress it up, a full set~"

"Okay." When I went back, I contacted those people who came to install those things for me last time.

S.H.I.E.L.D. technical department:  ……

Yu Chunchang took out the popcorn and said cheerfully, "Ha, Mr. Captain likes that girl!"

Steve froze and turned to the big screen.

"Since ancient times, heroes have been saddened by beauty." Yu Chunchang looked at the beautiful and temperamental female agent with curly hair and red lips.

This documentary is still very interesting.Although this Mr. Captain America is only quadruple physical, and his figure is about the same as Steve, um, he is a bit like a martial artist after washing his essence.But he is powerful, wise, with brothers who are born and died, and beautiful women like flowers and jade, which is very interesting and interesting.It's much more interesting than those rigid and boring martial arts practitioners.

"Oh...he will never be able to dance that dance." Yu Chunchang sighed when he saw Agent Peggy and Mr. Captain America make an appointment to dance without watching the end.

"Yes, he will never be able to dance." Steve looked at the big screen with a low voice.

Yu Chunchang looked at Steve strangely: "What's wrong?"

"It's nothing."

Yu Chunchang raised his eyebrows: "Are you feeling sad because of their tragedy?"

Steve was silent for a while: "This...probably."

Yu Chunchang blinked his eyes: "But you look very sad, what's wrong?"

Steve fell silent.

After being silent for a long time, he raised his eyes and looked at Yu Chunchang: "I just... I also have a promise that I can never fulfill again."

Yu Chunchang looked at Steve, his heart skipped a beat, he snorted for a while, and joked, "With a girl?"

"Yes." Steve replied as if with a sigh.

Yu Chunchang crushed the popcorn in his hand, turned his head to look at the big screen.

Realizing that he had silenced the atmosphere, Steve pulled himself together: "Hey, Chun, can you dance?"

"Do not."

"Do you love her?" Yu Chunchang looked directly at the big screen and asked casually.

"..." Steve fell silent again.

Well, Steve.Rogers, a straight man with his own heart.

Yu Chunchang smiled, and put the popcorn in Steve's hand: "I forgot, I have to leave tomorrow, I have to hurry." It seems that this trip to England, I must go.

Steve looked at the apologetic Yu Chunchang: "Tomorrow, in such a hurry?"

"Well, I accidentally forgot. I just remembered." Yu Chunchang wrinkled his face and said coquettishly, "Come back with me to clean up, take me to the airport tomorrow?"

"Okay." Steve stood up quickly.

"I really don't want our last date to end in such a hurry." Yu Chunchang grumbled, "but if you don't rush, there's nothing you can do~~ I hate it."

If you don't rush, you won't want to let go.

"We can go out to play when we come back." Steve said indifferently.

"Hmm~~" Yu Chunchang smiled, unable to deny.

The next day, Steve stood at the entrance of the airport, rushed back to Yu Chunchang who was waving his arms, and waved: "Be careful!"

Yu Chun made an OK gesture.