Father is expensive

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Fluffy really wet the bed.

At almost eleven o'clock in the evening, Fluffy opened his eyes in a daze, but his vision was not immediately clear, and his perception was a step ahead.

Warm, wet, but not drenched, a little uncomfortable.

Fluffy immediately hummed obediently, and her little front legs were lazily dragging in the air.

"Mommy, Dad..."

Chang Shan and Hu Fang were sitting on the edge of the sofa, just starting the daily life of the Immortal Cultivation Party - they finally decided to wait until dawn, and if the two of them hadn't come back by dawn, they would report to Chi Yuan's brother-in-law.

The two of them hadn't finished the supper they had bought, and they were turning on the black screen with their mobile phones. Because they were afraid of waking up Duffy, they both talked under their breath.

When Rongrong yelled that, they didn't react at first, and Chang Shan suddenly turned around two seconds later, just in time to meet the opened eyes of Rongrong Rice Paste.

Chang Shan glanced down, seeing Fluffy's peach-pink abdomen and two hind legs, and let out an "ah".

"What the hell, fluffy woke up, did you pee?"

Hu Fang paused three times with one sentence, stretched her neck to take a look, then immediately retracted to her corner, stretched out her foot and kicked Chang Shan's leg, "Mother Chang, go and wash the fluffy, don't I caught a cold."

Chang Shan: "...Why don't you go?"

Hu Fang looked up at him quietly: "Are you sure you want me to go?"

Chang Shan was puzzled for a moment, then suddenly remembered the glorious history of Hu Fang once breastfeeding Rongrong, and finally bathed Rongrong with milk, and fell silent.

Let him do it himself.

Chang Shan withdrew his gaze from Hu Fang's face with a blank expression, then bent down and carefully picked up the flannel with a wet blanket, and carried him to the bathroom in his room.

After being picked up by the fluffy quilt, he finally woke up. He looked up at Chang Shan and recognized him, then stretched out his short legs and patted Chang Shan's chest: "Mummy?"

Where is my mommy?Uncle Chang, where are you taking me?

Chang Shan understood what he meant by wanting Mommy, but he didn't answer Su Bai's whereabouts, he just pointed to Fluffy's little hind legs and said, "Fluffy has wet the bed, I'll take you to wash Baibai."

Fluffy froze for a moment, then looked down subconsciously—because of the posture of being hugged, he only needed to lower his head slightly to see his abdomen and two small hind legs.

After the fluff of the cherry blossom powder was wet, it showed a strong color like rouge, and it was impossible to ignore it.

Rong Rong was stunned, he looked up at Chang Shan, then looked down at his own hair, and began to refuse to accept the facts.

"Pfft! Fluffy big, Mia Mia..."

He, Gu Rongrong, as a grown up cub, how could he wet the bed?

He had never peed before!

Bedwetting?Not rich!

Chang Shan was amused by him, and shook his fluffy hind legs: "Oh, then what is this?"

He was speechless, staring at his little hind legs eagerly, as if he was looking at two pig teammates—why do you think you are so disappointing!

Chang Shan didn't dare to tease him too hard - after all, no one who can coax Fluffy will be here.

So Chang Shan strode into the bathroom, put hot water on the washbasin, and diverted Fluffy's attention.

"Here's a vanilla body wash and a creamy shampoo, which one should Fuzzy use?"

As expected, Rongrong looked over and said without hesitation, "Dangdanggao!"

Chang Shan took the shampoo and put it aside, then put the flannel into the washbasin filled with hot water: "Then wash fluffy with a creamy fragrance."

Fluffy sat in the washbasin contentedly, Ge You paralyzed, like a fatuous cub enjoying the wine pool-meat forest: "Mia~"

Waiting!

Chang Shan couldn't help laughing, squeezed out the shampoo to make foam, and began to bathe Fluffy.

Fluffy is a cub who knows how to enjoy himself. During the process of enjoying, his brain never turns on. Chang Shan obviously knows this well.

So after giving Xingrong a comfortable bath, Chang Shan blows Xingrong's fur warmly with a blower, and a massage is included during the blow-drying process.

After a complete set, the fluffy eyelids finally started to fight again.

Unfortunately, just when Rongrong was about to fall asleep, Hu Fang, who was eating chicken next to him, suddenly sneezed earth-shatteringly, and even the fox ears on his head sprayed out.

Fluffy's four short legs twitched in shock, and she instantly woke up.

Chang Shan: "..."

Hu Fang: "..."

Fluffy is like a little goldfish, completely forgetting the series of horse-killing enjoyment a minute ago, and now he opened his eyes wide and began to repeat the previous plot.

"Mummy? Dad..."

Where is my mommy and idiot daddy?

Chang Shan: "..."

Hu Fang: "..."

Chang Shan didn't care about it, he stuffed the flannel into Hu Fang's arms, and gave Hu Fang a death stare-solve it by himself.

Hu Fang: "..."

Hu Fang looked at the timer-bomb in his hand, and the cpu in his head started running at the fastest speed, but three seconds later, a smile specially designed to deceive children appeared on Hu Fang's face.

Hu Fang: "Rongrong's parents, they are out and will be back in a while."

Chang Shan stretched out his hands to cover his eyes - that was an expression of "it's over".

Hu Fang didn't understand, so she took a look at Rongrong, who was obediently waiting after she understood, and raised an eyebrow at Chang Shan—isn't this very obedient?

Chang Shan returned the vicissitudes of life in the eyes of someone who has been there before, bowed his head and began to time Hu Fang.About 2 minutes later, Chang Shan suddenly raised his hand and raised a finger.

At the same time, Rong Rong, who was waiting obediently in Hu Fang's arms, turned over and stood up, and her short legs slapped Hu Fang's arm majestically: "Mia!"

A full 2 ​​minutes have passed, why haven't mommy and idiot dad come back yet!

Hu Fang: "..."

How do you have such a sense of time in this kind of place?

Seeing that Hu Fang didn't answer, Rongrong turned her head and jumped off and walked out, muttering worriedly as she walked: "Mommy is gone, Daddy is awesome, Mia..."

Mommy has two previous convictions, and Dad is an idiot.This will not come back, did the two fall together?

Hey, sure enough there is no fluff, but what can I do!

Hu Fang quickly stood up, followed Chang Shan to chase after Rongrong, and asked Chang Shan in a low voice, "What should I do?"

Chang Shan rolled his eyes: "Why don't you think about what to do before you sneeze?"

Hu Fang felt wronged: "That's beyond my control."

But it's useless to say more, Rongrong quickly walked to the door, but when he was two meters away from the door, the door suddenly opened.

The two people in the room were taken aback for a moment, and when they looked up, they saw the obviously exhausted face of the brother-in-law.

Chang Shan & Hu Fang: "..."

Oh wow.

The brother-in-law gave them a strange look, and then looked around the room, wondering: "Where is the third child and Su Bai?"

Chang Shan & Hu Fang: "Go out."

The brother-in-law narrowed his eyes sharply and found that things were not simple: "Where did you go?"

Chang Shan: "The night market next door."

Hu Fang: "Next to the square."

"........."

Hold.

The two gave each other an affectionate gaze, and finally reached an unspeakable tacit understanding in their eyes, and said at the same time: "Walk casually."

Brother-in-law: "..."

I believe in your evil.

The brother-in-law reached out and pressed his forehead, restraining his urge to slap someone - you can't use violence in front of the child, he bears it.

At this time, a person came out from behind her brother-in-law, it was Gu Henian.

Gu Henian was carrying a paper bag and wearing a shirt and trousers. It was a little cold at night, and he wore a knitted vest over the shirt.

The whole person looks very gentle and harmless, even easy to bully.

But Hu Fang and Chang Shan's skin tightened instantly.

"Their phone is out of service area."

Gu Henian's gaze behind the lens lightly swept over the faces of Chang Shan and Hu Fang, "Think about where they went again?"

Chang Shan & Hu Fang: "..."

hum.

Just when Chang Shan and Hu Fang were about to die under Gu Henian's "kind" eyes, Rongrong stepped forward.

"Pooh!"

Fluffy recognized Gu Henian and greeted him happily.

"It's the second uncle."

Gu Henian corrected it for the n+1 time, then bent down to pick up Fluffy and hugged her, took out a warm egg tart from the paper bag, and handed it to Fluffy's mouth.

Fluffy's eyes lit up, and she took a sip of "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

Although they all fell off, Mommy seems to be very strong now, so there should be no accidents.

Stupid daddy's words...

Aww, this egg tart is so delicious! =w=!

Gu Henian carefully fed the egg tarts to Rongrong, and replied "I see", then looked up at Chang Shan and Hu Fang who were standing upright: "Have you figured out where they are going?"

Chang Shan & Hu Fang: "..."

I'm sorry, Brother Bai, Captain Gu.

The two of them huddled there like quails, and confessed everything, even down to the specific time when they left.

After hearing this, the brother-in-law felt dizzy: "Where did they come from?"

Chang Shan and Hu Fang looked innocent: "I don't know."

Brother-in-law: "..."

Are you two really here on vacation?

Seeing this, Chang Shan and Hu Fang feel that they need to say a few words to Chi Yuan on Su Bai's behalf.

Chang Shan: "No matter where the location came from, you all know about Dui Gu and Brother Bai. They are too wild monsters. How strong is Dui Gu when he regains his memory? But he is still willing to retain his identity in Kyushu and obey the rules of Kyushu." The rules, I think it is already very good.

Besides, Dui Gu has a sense of proportion, he knows what to do and what not to do. "

Hu Fang also nodded: "Because of emotion and reason, we don't have the position and ability to stop them. And I believe that Gu Dui and Bai Ge, although they say they won't follow the orders from above step by step, they won't take your previous orders. Reminders fall on deaf ears."

Chang Shan continued: "Yes, they said they could come back before dawn, they just went to kill the old dragon, they won't do anything else."

The brother-in-law was too angry, pressed his forehead and looked away, not wanting to speak for the time being.

Gu Henian is quite calm-repaying kindness with kindness, repaying grievances with straightness, Gu's family tradition, there is nothing wrong with it.

Of course, Gu Henian did not encourage them to leave Fluffy alone, and they should criticize when they come back.

After eating an egg tart, Fluffy seemed to realize that the atmosphere in the room was not right, she tilted her head and wanted to say something.

But at this moment, Rongrong suddenly raised his head, with a look of joy on his face: "Mummy!"

Several people in the room were stunned for a moment, and then felt a wave of heat pouring out of the room in the next second, and then a black crack appeared out of thin air in the void in front of them.

The crack expanded into a door in an instant, and Chi Yuan and Su Bai strode out from the door.

Su Bai and Chi Yuan were not injured at all, and even the corners of their clothes were not messed up.The only abnormality was that both of them were carrying two bags in their hands that were at least as big as He Di's fluffy hair after taking a bath.

The color of the burden cloth is low-key and luxurious, and there is gold silk embroidery. Gu Henian and his brother-in-law recognized it at a glance. It is a specialty hand-woven fabric of country M. Not long ago, it was popular in China as a luxury item, and it is still often shown on TV. appeared on.

And judging from the size and rips of the cloth, it should be a big pair of curtains before death.

And the curtains behind her death became a burden cloth, stuffed so bulgingly that there was not even room for knots at the uneven corners, so it could only be held in the hands of Akagaki and Su Bai, and they could only be squeezed through the gaps that could not be covered. , branches and leaves with strange colors, or a corner that looks like an ornament...

As if touching them, you can drop a treasure chest.

When they saw the extra people in the room, Su Bai and Chi Yuan were taken aback for a moment, and the expressions of joy on their faces instantly subsided, and at the same time, they backed their hands very slightly.

Chang Shan & Hu Fang: "..."

Brother-in-law & Gu Henian: "..."

The brother-in-law took a deep breath, pointed at the four big bundles in Su Bai and Chi Yuan's hands, then turned his head and gritted his teeth at Chang Shan: "You said they can't do anything else?"

Chang Shan: "..."

Then I don't know that they can still do this!

The author has something to say: Chang Shan: I am wronged or not! !

Hu Fang: Eat melon.jpg

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Good night! ovo