[Comprehensive British and American] Villain part-time superhero

April Fool's Day

Bruce received a very strange courier today, why is it strange.

First of all, the courier sent to him in the past said "to Wayne Manor", and the words Wayne Manor were enough to prove his identity.But the courier received today was named 'to Bruce Wayne'.

Moreover, Ah Fu went to pick up the courier and was rejected by the courier. The courier took the photo and asked Bruce to go out and pick it up.

This made Bruce have to suspect that this was a terrorist attack against him.

After Bruce scanned the courier multiple times with infrared rays, he concluded that it was just an ordinary courier.

Bruce signed the courier slip to confirm that it was his courier while observing the courier calmly. It was a man wearing a black peaked cap and a black mask. There was nothing special about him. If there was one, he had a pair of gilded Golden eyes.

Bruce opened the express package immediately after returning to the Batcave, and there was only a box of cookies inside.Along with the cookies was a note written in black marker:

Hormone Cookies: If you eat this cookie, you will change into another gender within 24 hours. A box of 20 yuan. A set of 10 boxes.

There are still a lot of oil stains on the note, which looks like an April Fool's joke.

Bruce frowned and crumpled up the note and threw it in the trash, obviously it was an April Fool's joke.Gender-changing cookies?Such a thing cannot exist.

This looks like a prank that Tony and Oliver would pull.Bruce put down the cookie box, he had to go to the archives first.

Yi, who had just walked out of the brain simulation training ground in the Batcave, looked around suspiciously. He had just heard Bruce's movement.

At this time, Ah Fu will weed and water the flowers in the garden, so only Bruce will enter the Batcave.

"Hmm...? Biscuits?" Yi picked up the unopened cookie box on the table. "Hormonal biscuits? Funny name."

There is an almost omnipotent Alfred in Wayne Manor, but because Yi likes to eat snacks, Wayne Manor and the Bat Cave still prepare a lot of snacks like potato chips and cola.

Yi unwrapped the package and ate a cookie. The bitterness of the chocolate mixed with the sweetness of the milk. This was probably the kind of cookie that you can buy for $3 in a family supermarket.

then……

Yi felt a strange feeling in his body, probably the feeling he had when he was injected with APTX2000.

Then Yi felt that his chest became a little heavy, and he suddenly had a bad premonition.He dared not look down.

At this time, Bruce came out of the archives with the junk files in his arms, just in time to see Yi's change, and bang—all the files were scattered on the ground.

Bruce looked at Yi in shock, it turned out...it turns out...things like biscuits that can change genders really exist.

"I... what's wrong with me?" A somewhat dry but sweet and soft female voice.

Bruce silently walked over and patted Iraq on the shoulder to comfort him, "It's okay, I like the clowns I like, whether they are male or female." Anyone needs comfort after getting such a blow, and the clown is no exception.

Hearing Bruce's words, Yi suddenly lowered his head, the width of his chest obstructed his vision, this...at least a B cup!

No, no.Why do boobs appear on him?What about his brother?

Regardless of Bruce's presence or not, Yi opened his pants and saw that the bulge had disappeared.

After being hit like this, Yi fell into Bruce's arms, and he turned from a clown into an ugly girl.Bruce hugged Yi tenderly, waiting for him to recover.

After becoming a woman, Yi became more plump and not as thin as before.Bruce put one arm around Yi's waist and scratched Yi's chin with the other to comfort him.

After a while, Yi struggled to get out of Bruce's arms, and viciously grabbed the biscuit box and questioned Bruce.

"What the hell is this? I became like this because I ate this." Yi didn't reject wearing women's clothing, but that didn't mean he didn't reject transgender.

"I don't know who sent it to me. If you eat one piece, you will change into the opposite sex for 24 hours. I thought it was just a prank." Bruce paused, "I didn't expect..."

"I didn't expect that I would really eat it? Or would I really become like this?" Yi pointed to her chest. "I promised Peter to go to his game today."

What are you doing now?

Yi puffed his mouth and widened his eyes. Due to the hormonal biscuit, his facial features have also softened a lot, and he looks no different from a woman, and the black hair that was blown around his ear has also become straight and docile. shoulders.

The shirt that originally fit was also tight due to the size of Yi's chest, and the scenery inside the shirt was ready to emerge.

To be reasonable, he doesn't really want Yi in this state to go out alone. If it is a woman peeping at the original Yi, Bruce can accept it. After all, there are many women who like Bruce, but if it is a man peeping at the current Yi.

Batman will tell him what cruelty is.

Bruce coughed lightly, "I'll go with you."

"Okay." Yi rolled his eyes, he sensed Bruce's scheming, Yi smiled sweetly like a clown and sat on Bruce's lap. "Oh~ Brucey, do you want to try wearing a couple shirt with me?"

"..." Bruce couldn't refuse Yi's seduction.

Two hours later, Yi was wearing a black backless dress and sitting in the venue where Peter played today. This is a high school in California, where Peter and his alumni competed today.

Yi frowned, ignoring the eager gazes of men around him. He should have gone to buy milk tea with Bruce. As a man, even if he was a woman, he couldn't stand being stared at by men eagerly.

Encouraged by a friend, a man who sat next to Yi showed a handsome smile and said, "Beauty, do you have a date?"

Yi: ... Tsk, I really want to cut off his head and hang it on the penguin statue in Penguin's office, but Bruce will be angry QAQ.

Yimu didn't look sideways, "There is an appointment."

"How do you think about me?"

"No."

"Your partner is as handsome as me, and richer than me? We can vacation in the Netherlands together." Carl is almost well-known in this school as the rich second generation.Does he want any woman?A mere cold beauty, not worth mentioning under the temptation of money.

After listening to his words, Yi smiled. He turned his head and looked at this man for the first time.

"I'm sorry, he's more handsome than you, richer than you, and good at playing. What's a mere Netherlands? If I think about it, he can take me to the moon." Yi chuckled, "You mean it, Bruce~"

"Hmm." Bruce put down the cup of milk tea in his hand, "Man, can you give way? That's my place."

Carl looked up and was surprised. He originally thought it was this woman bragging. If her partner was really Bruce Wayne, she would indeed fly to the moon if she wanted to.

"Why do you say it's your position? There's no label." Carl said dryly.

Bruce raised his eyebrows and grabbed Yi's waist. "Okay then, if you like it, I'll give it to you. I never argue with brats."

While taking Yi away, Bruce warned all the men who looked at Yi maliciously with his eyes.

After walking not far away, Yi could not hold back a low laugh.

"Have you played enough?" Bruce rubbed Yi's buttocks, which became much plumper after becoming a woman. =W=

Yi grabbed Bruce's hand and said, "If you had come later, you might have seen a corpse."

Peter, who was playing on the stage, was completely out of focus on the game, his eyes kept searching for the figure that should be in the auditorium.

Finally Peter's eyes rested on Bruce and the woman beside Bruce.

Strange, isn't Yi and Bruce together?Who is this woman?

Peter glanced at Yi again, why did this woman look more and more like Yi?

Suddenly a thought flashed through Peter's mind, a thought that made him gasp.

Could it be a stand-in?The wealthy president no longer loves his little wife, and starts looking for a lover outside, but the shadow of his wife still remains in the president's heart, so the lover he is looking for is also similar to his wife.

Peter, who felt more and more that his thinking was correct, began to panic, no way!That does not work!He had to find a way to tell Yi.

In the evening, when Bruce came out of the shower, he saw Yi, who was still a woman, wearing a purple nightgown and holding a cup of milk tea thoughtfully.

"What?" Bruce sat next to Yi.

Yi glanced at Bruce and handed the cup to Bruce, and began to fiddle with her hair with her head down, looking thoughtful.

Bruce took the cup and took a sip, um... the rich, cookie-flavored milk tea.It's Yi's favorite style, but it's not greasy. Yi likes to drink sweet milk tea.

"It's nothing, I'll take a shower first." Yi raised her head and showed a clownish smile.

Bruce looked at Yi's back feeling a little inexplicable, and he took another sip of milk tea.

After a while, Bruce felt some strange changes in his body, such as his chest getting heavier, and Bruce twitched the corners of his mouth, it wasn't what he thought.

As soon as Bruce looked down, he saw a pair of quite full breasts growing on his body. Yes, compared to the B cup that the clown was holding to death, Bruce was at least a D.

Bruce kicked the bathroom door angrily. "Look at what you've done! JOKER!" Bruce was so angry that he called Iraq what he called when he committed a crime.

I saw there was no clown in the foggy bathroom, and the blurry mirror said, "Dear little bat, come and catch me, your favorite clown baby stay." '