[Comprehensive British and American] Villain part-time superhero

"According to my original budget, the money can last at least three months. But you went to the mall and spent three-quarters of the money. Prodigals don't take you like this. I need to tell you Can you tell me your specific expenses? A locomotive, 4 pieces of FIE luxury series lipsticks, two of which are limited to a total cost of 7000 US dollars, Baiqianhe makeup palette is waterproof 1000 US dollars, fashionable..." The black cat has a small three-petal mouth Spit out a sentence with a little resentment.

"Stop! Didn't I raise you? It doesn't cost money to raise cats?" Yi argued

"But, the host. We are not real cats. We are just artificial intelligence. In addition to shedding hair, we don't excrete or eat, and we can automatically clean up the dust." The white cat said that we can't take the blame

"And you gave Peter Parker a hat in a big way, and the price of that hat was not cheap, and then you went to buy a more expensive hat!" The black cat became more and more angry. The host, he may starve to death on the street before he has accomplished his great career, and he may become the first poor system where the host is starved to death.

Emmmmm......

It sounded like it was indeed her own problem, Yi rubbed her temples and said, "I'll find a part-time job on weekends, okay?"

Only then did the black cat nod in satisfaction and let go of the devastated poor Yi's ear.

"Host, please do your best!" the white cat encouraged, and Yi rolled her eyes at him.

part time?What can I do?He has no work experience. In his previous life, he was a mercenary who usually did things that would not be publicized and shameful. Those who were assigned tasks directly by their superiors did not need to take the initiative to find them, and the bonuses they gave were quite a few zeros. He resigned. After working, I learned a lot of expensive things, such as piano, guitar, basketball, street dance, etc. to enrich myself, and I often hang out in bars at night. After several years, I have not seen two zeros missing from my account.

He has always adhered to the principle that what has come is safe, what did he not eat when he was lurking on the battlefield?He can’t starve to death without money, but it’s easy to go from being frugal to extravagant, and it’s hard to go from extravagant to frugal. Shun Shui's reason for not going to jail is that Arkham has food and lodging in his bag, Batman will laugh out loud!

Stop your dangerous thoughts, Ea told herself.

Forget it, let's talk.If he really couldn't find a suitable job, he would go back to his old job and continue working as a mercenary. At most, he would sleep less at night, and he wouldn't suffer from insomnia.

The next day, Yi hung his eyelids and yawned sleepily. He had to pay attention not to hit passers-by who were walking. Sure enough, he couldn't set any flag, and he would die immediately!

"Good morning, Yi." Peter came out from behind Yi. He saw Yi walking towards the school when the bus was about to stop, so he ran to catch up with Yi after getting off the bus.

"Morning." Yi greeted coldly, and then he noticed that Peter was carrying a small plastic bag, which seemed to contain... pancakes?And then he never took his eyes off the pancake, can he say it?In order to save food and make himself last longer, he didn't even eat breakfast this morning.

Seeing that Yi's gaze was always on the pancake in his hand, Peter said shyly, "If you don't mind, you can have this breakfast. I told Mei last night that after I made a new friend, she specially made it Let me bring you a taste." Well, he actually asked Aunt May to make her an extra breakfast last night, remembering that Aunt May jokingly asked if he had found a girlfriend last night, Peter felt even more shy Yes, girlfriend, how is it possible?

Does anyone like a nerd like him?Although there are not many girls who like Spider-Man, he is Peter Parker in most cases.

"Thank you." Yiben didn't even eat breakfast and didn't hesitate.

Because breakfast cannot be brought into the school, Yi and Peter sat on a bench near the school to eat breakfast.

Peter looked nervously at Yi, who was chewing his first bite of breakfast with his eyes downcast. Although it wasn't his breakfast, it was made by his relative Aunt May. Yi was the first to taste it besides him and Uncle Ben. The person who made Aunt Mei's breakfast, he naturally hoped to get good comments from him.

"Yi? How is it? Is it delicious? No, I mean, it tastes good, right?" Peter asked nervously after seeing Yi swallow it

"Not bad." Yi took another bite

"Ah..." Peter was a little disappointed. He thought Aunt May's breakfast was super delicious, but it turned out to be not bad.

While chewing on the pancakes, Yi glanced at the disappointed dog Peter, whose lustrous brown hair had lost its luster, and finally comforted him awkwardly, "There are only two kinds of food here: bad and good."

After hearing Yi's comfort, Peter immediately recovered and asked curiously, "What's so bad?"

Yi's eyes dimmed under her lowered eyelids, and the sweet pancakes in her mouth became dull.

"Hello! Essie! This is a special targeted nutrition package that I specially prepared for you to make your wound heal faster. Don't thank me?" Eva walked into the ward carrying a large bucket of heat preservation boxes with great effort.

"Why don't you lie down properly! If you do this, the wound will open again!" Eva put the heat preservation box in her hand on the table with a 'snap', facing the naked half body who was doing pull-ups with the leggings support bar said the youth.

The young man didn't speak, but turned over neatly and stood up. Eva hurried over and saw that the bandage on the young man's naked upper body was overflowing with red blood, and slapped him without hesitation. On healthy abs, there is a loud sound.

"Miss, can you be gentle?" The young man frowned.

"Huh? You did it yourself, and you still want me to take it easy? Do you have a long memory?" Eva rolled her eyes, took out the bandages and medicine in the medical kit, and re-bandaged the young man.

After changing the bandages, the young man quickly jumped to the table, "What delicious food did you bring me this time?" After opening the insulated box and being shocked by the indescribable smell and the food that could not be seen from the raw materials, the young man He calmly closed the lid and lay back on the bed.

"Good night." The young man covered himself with a quilt, peacefully.JPG

"Good night, what! Does the food I cook smell so bad? It's very nutritious! Really... Is it poorly cooked?" Eva pouted dissatisfiedly, and then asked cautiously again.

She is a grand lady of a big family and a professional military doctor. It is also the first time that she has no experience in cooking!

The young man rolled his eyes and said, "It really doesn't look good."

"But it's really nutritious!" Eva

"Well then, I'm a wounded patient, I'll eat if you feed me." The young man said with a sly light in his eyes and put his hands behind his head.

"Okay, okay, I'll feed you if I feed you." Eva picked up the spoon pretending to be helpless, but she felt extraordinarily sweet in her heart. The young man in front of her was the captain of the Heqian Commando and also her boyfriend. After going through so many bad things, they expressed their affection to each other some time ago and finally got together. After they survived the last battle, they can enter the palace of marriage.

After eating all the food in a box, the young man shook his head to express that he couldn't eat any more.

"How is it? Is it not as bad as you think?" Eva

"It's really unpalatable!" The young man, the taste of the nutritious meal was so unpalatable that he remembered it deeply. He felt that his injury was more serious, not only the external injury but now the internal injury.

"You bullshit!"

"It's just terrible!"

……

Peter couldn't wait for Yi's reply, and shook his head boredly.

At this time, Yi said, "The special targeted nutrition package is the worst food I have ever eaten, and there will never be anything worse than that."