Monster Inn Rectification Report

Perhaps because of the conversation with Yu Li, Xie Fei had a dream that night.

In the dream, the deep sky was infinitely high and endlessly dark, and in the darkness, a starlight suddenly lit up, and then another, and then... billions of stars.

The stars are arranged and combined into various mysterious and mysterious symbols, which seem to come from the reflection of the universe, and contain a vast power that can destroy everything.

When Xie Fei woke up, the picture in the dream became fragmented, and he opened the curtain dizzily, and it was already bright daylight.

Since Concubine Xiang offered to be responsible for today's breakfast last night, Xie Fei was not in a hurry. He originally planned to lie back on the bed and sleep for a while, but thinking about the dilapidated fence of the inn, he still went to the bathroom to wash up in a bad mood.

When he went downstairs, he heard that the guests had already left, but Yu Li left earlier, and his manager came to pick him up before six o'clock.

Concubine Xiang's cooking skills were barely good, Xie Fei filled her stomach at will, and arranged for her to continue cleaning the room, while she and Ah Fu went to repair the fence in the front yard.

It is not difficult to make a bamboo fence. First remove the bamboo scars, then saw the bamboo to the required length, cut it in half from the middle into four equal parts, then tie the cut bamboo into shape with strips, and finally tie it into the soil Done.

It can be said to be simple, but very cumbersome.

Xie Fei and Ah Fu were busy for most of the day, and the fence was only half repaired.

When Xie Fei was holding a knife and was about to cut the strips, he suddenly heard a rush of footsteps, followed by Yang Duoduo's scream: "Ah, ah, it's so good! My mother! Brother Afu, are you a fairy?" ?”

Xie Fei shook her hand, almost not adding a scar to herself.

He looked at the fence gate in a daze, and saw Yang Duoduo dragging his cousin rushing like a tank, running all the way to Ah Fu, not giving others a chance to speak, and couldn't wait to explain what happened today.

It turned out that Ah Fu calculated that she was in danger of losing money last night, so she should pay more attention to her mobile phone and wallet. Yang Duoduo thought that there were people coming and going in the film and television base, and there were probably thieves, so she specially brought a bluetooth alarm before going out in the morning. Unexpectedly, on the food street in Shaoyang Town, her alarm suddenly sounded, but the mobile phone in her trouser pocket disappeared.

"At that time, the thief hadn't gone far, and he got the stolen goods on the spot!" Yang Duoduo was still terrified when he mentioned this incident, but he was also very excited: "Brother Afu, if it weren't for you, the mobile phone I just bought would be gone. I haven't even paid off the installments."

"Small idea." Ah Fu returned casually, glanced at Xie Fei from the corner of the eye, and immediately raised a warm smile: "Even if you lose your phone, don't be afraid, I am best at finding people and things, and I can 100% help you find them back." .”

Yang Duoduo nodded fiercely, she had completely admired Ah Fu's ability, and said with shining eyes: "And I really saw Ouba today, he looks a hundred times better than the photo! No, a thousand times! It's a pity that Ouba Ba only had one scene, and he withdrew after filming, if only I could look at him a few more times and close my eyes peacefully—Ouba?"

Xie Fei turned her head following Yang Duoduo's gaze, and saw Yu Li wearing a baseball cap standing in front of the fence, clutching sunglasses, his cold expression concealed the same dementia as Yang Duoduo.

Apparently, Yu Li forgot about the guests at the inn.

Xie Fei's thoughts changed sharply, thinking about how to resolve the situation in front of him, but Yu Li suddenly took a step and snapped his fingers between Yang Duoduo and Xu Lingyi.

With the sound of "pa", the eyes of the two sisters instantly lost focus.

Yu Li glanced at Xie Fei: "Don't try to catch my heat!" After speaking, he swaggered into the room.

Xie Fei: "..."

Afu: "..."

When Yu Li's back disappeared, the two ladies woke up immediately. Yang Duoduo continued the preface, happily talking about her experience at the film and television base.

Judging by her appearance, not only did she not remember Yu Li's visit, but she also did not notice the memory pause of those tens of seconds.

So, is it the effect of the pen in the "Men in Black" movie?

Xie Fei couldn't help sympathizing with Ms. Yang who regretted missing her idol.

No matter how high-spirited Yang Duoduo was, after all, she had been out for a day and her energy was limited, so she and Xu Lingyi went back to the room after a while.

As soon as the two left, Xie Fei touched Ah Fu with her elbow and whispered, "Brother Ah Fu, have you noticed that Miss Xu has been looking at you?"

Although Xu Lingyi was still wearing sunglasses, Xie Fei could feel that the other party's eyes had hardly left Ah Fu, and before leaving, she looked back at Ah Fu several times.

As a demon, Ah Fu's five senses are more sensitive than humans. He nodded, "Miss Xu is a bit strange."

The two were silent for a while, Ah Fu was startled: "Could it be that she has taken a fancy to me?!"

Xie Fei carefully looked at Ah Fu's "buried love head", "nightclub makeup", and the "dog collar" around his neck, then thought about Xu Lingyi's standard urban bone spirit dress, and judged intuitively: "I don't think so. "

"No, no best, I'm an unmarriageist." Ah Fu felt a little shameless, and didn't dare to refute the boss, so he could only recall the past to make amends for himself: "I think back then, there were many female demons with natural talents and earth treasures. Begging to go to the Dongfu, and later entering the WTO, there are wives and ladies who spend a lot of money to please me, just a few decades ago, there are high-ranking officials' sons holding various tickets to want to have a date with me, I feel at peace."

"..." What happened to the last one?Xie Fei was silent for a moment, then said perfunctorily, "It's good to keep yourself clean."

Ah Fu is self-confident and at the same time does not forget to step on his teammates: "I am completely different from Concubine Xiang."

"What about Yu Li?" After asking, Xie Fei felt that it was not good to pry into the privacy of other people's feelings, and was about to say forget it, when Ah Fu sighed quietly: "He..."

Xie Fei immediately pricked up her ears.

"Except for people with masochistic tendencies, who else can look up to them?"

"..." 6000 million fans warned!

Xie Fei recognized the essence of Ah Fu's sour lemon, and seeing that it was past four o'clock, she said, "Brother Ah Fu, help me collect the tools. I'll go to the market at the entrance of the village to buy something."

Ten minutes later, Xie Fei arrived at the entrance of the village on a small tricycle.

The market is full of people, besides the villagers setting up stalls, there are also many tourists wearing garlands and holding selfie sticks.

After all, Xining Village is also one of the tourist package places around Shaoyang Town, and today is Saturday, so it should be more lively than usual.

After so many days in the village, Xie Fei still went back to the market for the first time. He pushed the small three-wheeler around and found that most of the stalls sold were snacks, local products and cheap handicrafts. Go with him in the original world Most of the scenic spots I have passed are similar, just like an assembly line copy.

Xie Fei's interest was greatly reduced, so she stopped by a fruit stand at random and took a picture and sent it to Yu Li.

[Boss Xiao Xie] Mr. Yu, do you like anything?

Yu Li replied almost instantly: I don't eat pomegranates, I'm too lazy to peel them.

Just as Xie Fei entered a word, the other party sent another message——

[Yu] I don't eat grapes, they stick to my hands.

【Yu】Green apples are too sour, don't eat them.

[Yu] Mango is prone to allergies, so do not eat it.

Xie Fei looked at the WeChat page, took a deep breath, and quickly typed a line: Why don't you tell me what you can eat?

[Yu] Whatever you want.

[Boss Xiao Xie] (smiling)

Xie Fei directly locked the screen, and at the same time realized the second code of conduct for getting along with Yu Li——If you make a decision directly, Yu Li will not be very picky, but if you give the right to choose to the other party, you think you are too stubborn .

He carefully selected some ingredients and filled half of the bucket, and the calculator in his heart never stopped.

However, the disposable cash is only more than 300 after calculation. Xie Fei has a headache when thinking of the water, electricity and internet fees that must be paid next month.

No, I have to treat the donor reserve better in the future.

Xie Fei was so engrossed in his thoughts that when he turned the car around, he didn't notice a person rushing forward, and the two sides collided head-on!

"Bam—"

"oops!"

Accompanied by the exaggerated dubbing by the vegetable seller, a black high-heeled shoe was thrown high and then fell straight down.

Xie Fei was so hung up on the little tricycle, staring at the woman lying on the ground with disheveled hair in surprise, feeling that the other's clothes looked familiar?

It seems to be... Xu Lingyi?

"Miss Xu?!" Xie Fei hurriedly jumped out of the car and helped her up, "You're fine—"

Before he finished speaking, he met a pair of bloodshot eyes.

Those eyes were extremely red and swollen, with heavy bags under their eyes. They had been hidden under the sunglasses until Xie Fei saw them clearly.

Xie Fei was stunned for a moment, seeing that Xu Lingyi's jaw was broken, and blood was gushing out, even a few drops were stained on the front of her clothes.

He was startled, and was about to find a tissue, but was suddenly pushed away by a strong force!

Xu Lingyi got up nimbly, rushed towards a bus parked on the side of the street in a posture that didn't match her temperament at all, and was even a little funny, and jumped onto it from the back door.

Seeing that the car door was about to close, Xie Fei hurriedly shouted: "Hey, wait!"

He hurriedly picked up Xu Lingyi's leftover shoes, sunglasses and cell phone, took a few strides to chase after her, and squeezed into the car at the last moment.

The door was closed, and the cabin was eerily quiet.

The passengers in the car looked over at him with vigilance in their eyes.

Where their eyes focused, the young lady's face was covered with blood, her clothes were disheveled, and she was in a mess; another boy was chasing after him, holding a high-heeled shoe in his hand.

After a long time, an aunt who was blanching a head of cauliflower asked hesitantly, "Sister, do you want to call the police?"

The author has something to say:

At the end of writing, the first picture in my mind is actually the picture of a certain up owner at station b boarding a bus in a certain country in South Asia. The two sentences he said after getting on the bus left a deep impression on me, 1. Why are they all men; 2. Why are they They are all looking at me (it is said that the one who helped the main up to shoot the video is a girl, and the barrage tells them to get off quickly) _(:"∠)_