Monster Inn Rectification Report

"A criminal with a high IQ?" Xie Fei looked strange.

Liu Tianchang's face in Chinese characters was flushed red, and it was hard to speak.

"Oh, I said I was an idiot!" Yu Li suddenly became angry, and flicked his fingers on the screen: "I don't know which deep mountain and old forest came out of it, it smells like earth."

Xie Fei couldn't help laughing.

"So you have been looking for the big devil for a long time, but he is actually an illiterate who can't even use a computer?" There is no hope at all, as for fighting bravely...

Lu Shengnan looked at the man's stooped body, "I always feel like I'm bullying the elderly."

"Cough, don't underestimate the enemy." Liu Tianchang said seriously: "He has a wicked mind and knows so many secret techniques. He is definitely not as simple as he looks on the outside, and I don't know what kind of monster it is?"

The latter sentence was naturally for Yu Li, but unfortunately, Yu Li couldn't see it through the screen for the time being.

No matter what, the big boss lurking in the dark finally showed his true face. Not sure whether the other party had been in disguise, Liu Tianchang tried to enter the screenshot of the man's face into the database, and really found a qualified person.

"His name is Ji Teng, and his household registration and ID card were processed in October last year, but we have not found his reissue information." Liu Tianchang has reason to suspect that Ji Teng used hypnosis to achieve his goal, "He is Changxian Hong. Villager, currently working as a nurse at the No.10 civilian hospital in Nanshan City, 1 years old this year—”

"How old?" Xie Fei and Yu Li said in unison.

"28..."

Xie Fei was dumbfounded: "Is his face old?"

"Don't dare to say that you are not an idiot, you can't even fake it." Although Yu Li also faked his age, his appearance was indeed green and tender.

Even though he knew that Yu Li was mocking Ji Teng, Liu Tianchang still felt that he had been shot in the knee, and he pretended to be serious with a sullen face: "We have checked his rented house, and he indeed ran away, and now we have sent his photo Go to the sub-bureaus and mobilize everyone to help find people. In addition, we blocked all major roads out of the city, including the bus station, train station and airport. If there is news, I hope that Mr. Yu can help us arrest the prisoner.”

Yu Li put his hands in his pockets, and said with a great air, "I want to see which old man is behind the scenes."

Liu Tianchang is not as optimistic as Yu Li. It has been 20 hours since Hu Limin was backlashed by the spell, and Ji Teng has enough time to escape.And the main road out of the city was only set up half an hour ago. If Ji Teng set off earlier and chose the highway, he should have left the area of ​​the checkpoint long ago, and it would be really difficult to find a place to get off on the way.

After all kinds of twists and turns, Liu Tianchang finally found the trace of the other party. Liu Tianchang was really unwilling to miss it, not to mention Ji Teng's cunning methods, which would only become more difficult to catch in the future.Now, he can only hope that the Skynet all over the province, and Ji Teng's seemingly not very smart appearance, may reveal his whereabouts?

But the result was unknown, and it was impossible for everyone to wait in the bureau, so Xie Fei and Yu Li left first.

After a whole night of sleepless nights, to be more precise, Yu Li stayed up all night, Xie Fei took a catch-up sleep in the lounge of the Bureau of Demon Control, and said, "Brother, let me drive."

Yu Li threw the key to him and opened the passenger door.

There were only the two of them left in the car, Yu Li didn't need to hold on anymore, the whole person relaxed and felt a little drowsy.

The car window reflected his profile as if he had been kissed by God, and the light illuminated a pair of slightly drooping eyes, thick eyelashes cast a row of small fan-like shadows, his pupils were like the light of a lake, his skin was as white as falling snow, thin and pale At this moment, her lips showed a kind of fragile beauty.

Xie Fei only took one look and then looked away. His brother is so handsome, he is almost poisonous!

"Brother, go to sleep for a while, I will call you when we arrive." He said softly.

"Need not."

"are not you tired?"

"Who will accompany you when I sleep?"

Xie Fei was stunned for a moment, then smiled, "Then let's chat."

"What are you talking about?" Yu Li adjusted the back of the seat, chose a more comfortable position to lie down, and said in a tired tone, "I don't want to talk about that old thing anymore."

Xie Fei held back what she was about to say, and asked instead, "Brother, are all the people in the Demon Management Bureau half-demons?"

"almost."

Xie Fei's eyes lit up, "What monsters are there?"

"The one who gave you the lunch box was the hamster demon, the one who took you to the rest room was the cow demon, and the noisy spirit who kept talking to you was the starling demon..."

Hearing Yu Li speak slowly, Xie Fei felt like he had participated in a day trip to the zoo, "Then what kind of blood is Bureau Liu?"

"Tibetan fox."

It happened that the wheels ran over a big pothole in the road, and the car body was bumped. Xie Fei calmed down, recalling Liu Tianchang's unsmiling face in Chinese characters, and commented: "It looks quite similar."

Yu Li smiled lazily.

"Brother, can I go with you when you catch Ji Teng?" Xie Fei asked casually.

In fact, he had already had this idea long ago. Usually, Yu Li would not take him with him when he was helping the Demon Management Bureau, and he didn't care about those small troubles, but this time it was different. The boss has been reduced to a comedian reserve, but he just lacks modern education and has a lot of tricks.And judging from Ji Teng's pinyin learning, the other party probably just woke up not long ago, maybe he is a thousand-year-old demon like his brother, and his strength must be good. At least the fate that Ji Teng interfered with can fool Yu Li. In a real fight, his brother With a pure mind and a strong determination to win or lose, in case of being tricked...

In short, instead of waiting anxiously for news, it is better to follow directly to the scene.

"What are you going to do?" Yu Li also had his own worries, "You can't deal with him, if something happens, how will you explain it to me?"

Xie Fei was stunned for a while before trying to figure out the subject-verb relationship in Yuli's words, and said silently: "I want to appreciate my brother's heroic fighting posture up close."

With a thought, Yu Xin turned to look at him.

Although Xie Fei was looking ahead, she sensed that Yu Li was moving, so she took advantage of the victory to pursue him: "Brother is an ancient beast, and ordinary old demons are no match for you. I just want to see my brother abuse vegetables. I promise, I will never go there." Come forward and stand behind the police uncles the whole time."

"Okay." Yu Li thought that those modern weapons are not vegetarian, even he can't handle it, and Cui Cui can feel at ease being protected by the special police of the Demon Control Bureau, so he pursed his lips, "I'll give you a chance. "

Xie Fei got his wish, but he didn't expect the opportunity to come so soon.

At four o'clock in the morning, Liu Tianchang called, saying that Ji Teng had appeared at the Nanshan Railway Station, holding a scalped ticket and trying to enter the station, but now the train tickets are all real-name, this old antique obviously bought a fake ticket, and was immediately arrested. The station staff found out.

The staff member was clever, and he didn't show any abnormality. He only checked his ticket in a pretentious manner and let him enter the station. He turned around and notified the leader.

Now Ji Teng is being monitored all the way, and the train he wants to take will naturally not come.

After hearing the whole story, Xie Fei actually felt so emotional, nine-year compulsory education is still necessary...

He slammed on his slippers and knocked on the door of Yuli's bedroom. After waiting for a long time for no response, he simply pushed the door open and walked in. He saw his brother sleeping like a dead pig with the quilt in his arms. No wonder he kept refusing to answer the phone. call him.

It's normal to think about it, Yu Li's daily work and rest is very regular, although he won't stay in bed and sleep late, but he will guarantee 8 hours of sleep every day.

Besides, pandas love to sleep, especially when it is so hot.

"Brother, Ji Teng has been found." Xie Fei bent down and pushed Yu Li.

Yu Li was sleeping soundly, most of his face was buried in the pillow, at this moment he opened one eye slightly, then closed it again with difficulty.

"Brother, Bureau Liu is still waiting for you."

"Ah."

Yu Li responded vaguely, sat up slowly, and heard Xie Fei half-jokingly ask: "Do you want to help you get dressed?"

The image of a black-robed man chasing a bare-bottomed child with his little clothes suddenly appeared in Yu Li's mind, and he said angrily, "Don't even try to spy on my body!"

So Xie Fei was kicked out.

When Yu Li washed up and tidied up, he was obviously a little mentally ill, he even wore the wrong shoes, and even bumped his head when he went out.

"Brother, are you okay?" Xie Fei asked worriedly.

Yu Li rubbed his forehead, said with a cold face: "What can I do, just worry about it."

But Xie Fei was really worried, and rushed to become the driver again.

On the way, he saw that Yu Li was always looking drowsy, without the slightest nervousness on the eve of the war, so he couldn't help feeling a little anxious.

There was no traffic jam in the early morning, and the two arrived at the train station quickly.

Before getting off the car, Xie Fei suddenly called Yu Li to stop, "Brother."

Yu Li unbuckled his seat belt, looked at him in confusion, and saw Xie Fei leaning over.

Sorry viewers, I want to copy the heroine of "Wolf Warrior 2"!

Xie Fei kissed Yu Li involuntarily.

At first Yu Li was still in a daze, and then the base of his ear was stained pink, but he never refused Xie Fei's initiative, pinching the other party's waist and wantonly kissing back.

When the two parted, Xie Fei's eyes seemed to be covered with mist, and she gasped and asked, "Is brother sober?"

A smile escaped Yu Li's lips.

Xie Fei felt relieved, "Come on."

Yu Li kissed Xie Fei's face, opened the door and got out of the car.

As soon as the car door was closed, Yu Li put on his hat and pressed down on the brim of his hat. When he raised his head again, the tenderness between his brows disappeared, leaving only a sharp chill like ice knives and snow swords.

Seeing Liu Tianchang coming up to welcome him, Yu Li asked, "Where is the person who hurts the chicken or the duck?"

The corner of Liu Tianchang's eyes twitched, "On the platform, our plain clothes are all around."

"He didn't notice?"

"Probably not?" Liu Tianchang was not very sure: "I've been fiddling with my phone."

Yu Li mocked with a smile, "Let's go."

There were only a dozen or so people scattered on the platform, but it was only five o'clock in the morning, and it was not surprising that the train that Ji Teng took was not the starting station.

At this time, the short man was standing with his back to the crowd and his hands behind his back.

The dim yellow light on the platform cast a slanted shadow from him, like a gap in the abyss.

"You came."

"I knew you would come."

Ji Teng opened his mouth suddenly, like a master standing on top of the Forbidden City in a martial arts movie.

Yu Li paused, and finally felt a bit of the respect that a big boss should have from the pretentious atmosphere created by the other party.

The next moment, Ji Teng turned his head slowly.

The two men made eye contact.

"How dare you say that you are 28 years old?"

"..."

Ji Teng's foot slipped.

The plainclothes nearby struggled to hold back their laughter.

"It's too thick-skinned." Yu Li ignored Ji Teng's constipated expression, as if spontaneously slashing.

"You——" Ji Teng's accumulated aura dissipated, and he suddenly became a bad old man who quarreled over a dime in the vegetable market from a mysterious master. Demon?"

Naturally, Yu Li also smelled the smell from Ji Teng's body—it was indeed an earthy smell, and there was a faint rancid smell, like an old corpse sealed in the mud for thousands of years, but without the evil smell.

He frowned, "What are you?"

Ji Teng narrowed his eyes slightly, extruding a few deep crow's feet at the corners of his eyes: "Your breath is very familiar, I seem to have seen it before..."

Yu Xin shuddered.

"Iron-eating beast!" Ji Teng's eyes widened suddenly, "You, you are Chi You's mount!"

Yu Li was shocked!

"You're still alive..." Ji Teng murmured in disbelief, then looked around, "Are you with these people?"

Only then did the plainclothes know that Ji Teng had discovered them a long time ago and was just cooperating with them in acting.

In this way, there was no need for them to cover up, they immediately spread out and surrounded Ji Teng.

"Hehe, you are Chi You's mount, enjoying all the offerings from the Jiuli tribe, why did you betray your master?" Ji Teng didn't pay attention to the plainclothes people, and undisguised malice flashed in his weathered eyes: "Your master was killed by Yan and Huang, but you work for the descendants of Yan and Huang. You are so disloyal and unrighteous, you are really a beast!"

"Bah!" Ever since Yu Li heard his second-to-last hated name, the flames in his heart rose up, and now Ji Teng took one master by mouth, and even belittled him as a beast. He was so angry that his blood rushed up and he lost his mind: " If it wasn't for that horned monster who used a pot of milk to abduct the young and ignorant me, how could I be enslaved and become his mount!"

The surroundings were suddenly quiet, and everyone seemed to be under a sleeping spell.

Xie Fei, who had just parked the car and rushed to the platform, felt his eyes go dark when he heard these words. He knew that Yu Li blurted out out of anger, and he didn't think about it at all, and he must be ashamed and angry afterwards.

In order to prevent his brother from continuing to expose his black history, Xie Fei grabbed the speakers from the hands of others and reminded loudly: "Brother!"

Yu Li snapped back to his senses, his expression froze a little bit.

The author has something to say: Cui Cui: Oh...

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In case there are readers who haven't watched "Wolf Warrior 2", here is an explanation. When Wu Jing rescued the hostages in the final decisive battle, the heroine suddenly hugged him. The two performed a fierce kiss, and the whole movie theater booed.

Also, this article is inspired by a joke from a friend: The reason why Chi You lost in the battle for the deer was because the Yellow Emperor put a lot of milk in the ambush area.