Monster Inn Rectification Report

"I won't allow it!"

Before everyone could react, Yu Li was already furious and violent, trembling all over with anger: "It's really immoral, unrestrained, obscene, shameless, and insane!"

All around was quiet.

Concubine Xiang's eyes flickered slightly, and the corners of her lips curled into a faint smile, and when Yu Li's gaze swept over her, she immediately corrected her attitude, frowned solemnly, shook her head and sighed repeatedly.

Xie Fei bit the tip of his tongue to hold back his laughter. He and Ah Fu exchanged a look in a cryptic way, and they both received uncontrollable expectations and excitement from each other's eyes, but he pretended to sigh: "The world is getting worse and worse." ah……"

Ah Fu cooperated knowingly: "People's hearts are not old..."

The rest of the people didn't know why, but they all cautiously did not express their opinions. Only Lu Shengnan, a second-year middle school girl, refused the adult's way of observing words and expressions, and gnawed on a chicken paw and said, "Are you standing tall? You are blocking the TV. Live broadcast Just broadcast it live, why is there such a big reaction?"

"Okay, you jellyfish! How dare you talk back to me!"

As soon as Xie Fei heard it, she knew that Yu Li had a guilty conscience, that's why she talked about him in a vague way, and picked criticism on other people's attitudes.

According to the summary of historical experience, the more Yu Li talks, the more he will be exposed. In order to avoid a tragedy, Xie Fei decided to help his brother, "It's not a big reaction, but now I can use anything to gain attention." Live broadcast, I just can't get used to this kind of atmosphere."

"Yes, that's what I mean." Yu Li immediately felt confident.

"And don't pandas lose face?" Xie Fei said meaningfully, "Animals have dignity too."

"That's right." Lu Shengnan suddenly smiled intriguingly, "I heard that the panda is so fast——"

In an instant, the lights in the room flickered on and off, and the TV screen flickered with snowflakes. Everyone heard the obvious sound of electric current flowing, which was as weird as a preview of a ghost movie.

With several loud bangs, the power supply suddenly cut off.

"What, what's wrong?" In the darkness, Yan Lai asked frightened.

But no one answered.

"Speak up." Among the crowd, only Yan Lai was the most timid. He wanted to turn on the flashlight of his mobile phone, but he was still wearing oily plastic gloves on his hands.

"Oh, it might have tripped." Xie Fei coughed lightly, "I'll go and have a look."

Before he got up, however, the lights came back on by themselves.

The TV screen was shattered and broken, the coffee table was also divided into two sections, and the food on the table was scattered all over the floor.

"Where is Mr. Yu?" Yan Lai asked cautiously when he realized that there was one person missing.

Feeling ashamed and autistic maybe...

Xie Fei didn't dare to say it clearly, and wanted to be perfunctory, but saw Lu Shengnan frowned: "As for it, just discussing pandas has become crazy like this, could it be..."

Xie Fei's heart skipped a beat.

"His original form is a panda?"

Seeing the thoughtful expressions of everyone, Xie Fei sighed in her heart: Brother, I tried my best, but I can't help you.

With such an episode, the party must not go on.

Everyone helped tidy up the living room and then dispersed. Xie Fei walked to Yu Li's closed door, hesitated for a while, and decided not to make trouble tonight, after all, Yu Li's anger value was unprecedentedly high.Although he was a little worried that Lu Shengnan would be retaliated against, but a dead fellow Taoist would not die a poor man, so let him be blessed.

Xie Fei originally thought that Yu Li would be angry for at least ten days and a half months, but who would have thought that when they met again the next day, the other party acted very calmly, as if the person who was so angry last night that even the magnetic field was affected was not Yu.

This is not normal.

With Yu Li's vengeful heart, it seems like a mountain rain is about to come.

Sure enough, in the next few days, Lu Shengnan began to have bad luck frequently.

For example, when you go out in the morning, you are topped with bird droppings, you fall down for no reason on the road, you take a bath when the water temperature drops below freezing, you can eat a rotten tooth even when you eat ice cream, not to mention having nightmares every night...

"In my dream, I became a jellyfish. I was torn apart by natural enemies, decomposed by humans, or gave birth to many cubs. Once I died, I would re-differentiate and continue to be tortured..." The little girl's eyes were bloodshot, Said in a trance.

Xie Fei stared at her thick dark circles, and gently reminded: "Maybe Mercury has been retrograde recently, why don't you travel to other places to relax?"

Anyway, it should be fine to leave the inn.

"I just offended that cheapskate. The artificial Mercury retrograde is about the same." Although Lu Shengnan's mind has degenerated, his intelligence still maintains the original level: "Forget it, I'm afraid of traffic accidents."

"It's so serious somewhere." Xie Feiyan said insincerely.

"Yes, he doesn't know how to hurt people, but he can disgust people. If I'm so unlucky, who knows what will happen to me—" Lu Shengnan's face turned pale suddenly, and he clutched his stomach.

"What's the matter?" Xie Fei was startled.

"My stomach hurts, I must have said something bad about him!"

However, the truth is that Lu Shengnan drank cold water in the middle of the night, causing acute gastroenteritis, vomiting and diarrhea, and had to be hospitalized for recuperation.

Xie Fei came back from the hospital, and when she passed the door of Yu Li's room, she saw him sitting by the window reading a book.

The early spring breeze stirred up Yuli's soft hair, and the glaring sunlight couldn't hide his radiance. At this time, Yuli was completely a quiet and handsome man.

— If you don’t speak up.

"How is that jellyfish?" Yu Li asked seemingly casually, but his eyes were a little flustered.

Xie Fei read the meaning of guilty conscience from it, couldn't help being a little amused, and recounted the doctor's diagnosis in detail.

Knowing that Lu Shengnan did it himself, Yu Li's face softened slightly, "Oh, you deserve it."

Xie Fei laughed dryly, and was about to go back to the room when Yu Li asked, "Have you seen what's trending today?"

"No." He had been busy all day and didn't have time to surf the Internet.

"The live broadcast of panda mating was complained by the Animal Protection Association, so it can't be broadcast." Yu Li's eyes were full of pride.

"……Oh."

What Animal Protection Association, isn't it you who did it?

Xie Fei was not surprised by this result, he knew that Yu Li would do something, but he was inevitably a little disappointed.It's not that he has special hobbies and is really interested in panda doi, he just wants to enjoy Yu Li's performance.

It's a pity that there is no fun now.

But soon Xie Fei was not in the mood to pay attention to these trivial matters.

"They're here again!"

On the back mountain, a small man looked panic-stricken.

He is an employee of the Shangjing International Engineering Department. He was assigned to Xining Village to participate in the construction of the hot spring pool a few months ago. Now that the project is coming to an end, there is a high probability that it will be completed on schedule, but he is not happy at all.

Recently, a group of monkeys came to the hot spring pool, and they couldn't be driven away.Not to mention the serious delay in the construction period, it is likely to affect future operations.

After typing the report for a few days, he finally got a reply from his superiors, asking him to find a solution to Xiao Xie, the owner of the Great Wilderness Inn, so he respectfully went to invite someone.

"It's okay, I'll talk to them." Xie Fei comforted, but didn't rush forward, but stood in place and looked around.

The small hot spring eye a few months ago has now been built into a hot spring pool with a trapezoidal structure. The whole pool is composed of dozens of small pools. wave.

The clear spring flows straight down, reflecting the flowers and green plants transplanted on the embankment of the pool, and even the water in the pool is dyed in colorful colors.

The smog on the surface of the pool is like a fairyland, but it is a pity that dozens of wild monkeys have destroyed the beauty.

Xie Fei swept across the group of monkeys, and his eyes fell on a monkey with an intoxicated expression. The monkey was bigger than the other ones, and two little monkeys behind him were helping it beat its back with fists.

Taking off his shoes, Xie Fei walked along the bank of the pool to the monkey.

The monkey slowly opened its eyes when it heard the movement, and suddenly froze.

"The hot spring pools were discovered by you. You can soak in them if you want, but they can only be concentrated in the bottom row of pools." Xie Fei made the request directly, and he knew that monkeys could understand.

The monkey seemed a bit unwilling, and did not dare to disobey Xie Fei, so he nodded dejectedly.

Seeing that Xie Fei solved the problem that troubled him for several days in a few words, the little man couldn't recover for a long time, and finally understood why his superiors instructed him to seek help from the other party.

"I'll give them a few pools on my own initiative, is it okay?" Xie Fei asked after returning along the road.

"No, no problem, as long as it doesn't affect the guests, it's considered wild fun." The little man said hastily.

Xie Fei smiled and said some polite words before going down the mountain, but the little man asked, "Do you want to take a hot spring, Mr. Xie?"

"Can I soak now?"

"Yes." The little man explained: "The promotion department wants to hold a lottery, and invite a group of tourists to experience it in advance during the Qingming holiday. Swimming trunks and bathrobes have already been delivered..."

Xie Fei knew about this, and the inn would also open up a few rooms to cooperate.

He was a little moved, so he looked at Yu Li who accompanied him up the mountain - the other party simply put on a mask and hat, and stood beside him without saying a word.

"Brother, what do you think?"

After asking, I feel that Yu Li will definitely not agree. After all, you have to take off your clothes when you go to the hot springs, which is almost equivalent to "meeting each other naked".

Unexpectedly, Yu Li nodded slightly: "Yes."

Huh?Xie Fei raised her eyebrows unexpectedly, don't you suspect that she coveted his body?

What was even more surprising was that when the little man took out several types of swimming trunks for them to choose from, Yu Li blushed and chose the most revealing pair of swimming trunks, and forcefully gave him a pair of the most conservative style. swimming trunks.

The two went into the locker room to change clothes one after another.

Although the air conditioner was turned on in the room, it was still very cold on the mountain in March. Xie Fei changed into her swimming trunks and quickly wrapped herself in a bathrobe.

As soon as he opened the door, he was stunned, and saw Yu Li waiting outside wearing a pair of swimming trunks, his skin was dazzlingly white, and his figure was perfect, like a white jade statue.

When Xie Fei looked down and looked at a certain place, his legs softened inexplicably.

Sensing Xie Fei's gaze, Yu Li felt uncomfortable and cursed Lu Shengnan in his heart.If it weren't for this jellyfish talking nonsense, why would he have to sell his luster to "rectify his name"!

Although Xie Fei doesn't know his real identity yet, it's only a matter of time.

He held back his shame and did not move, he must let Xie Fei see clearly, so as not to misunderstand him in the future and have the intention of despising him.

Xie Fei didn't know that Yu Li had so many mental activities, so she felt embarrassed, lowered her eyes and whispered, "Brother, let's go."

They went to a private hot spring pool, which was separated by trees. The space was wide and the view was excellent. Looking down, there was a pink peach forest.

Yu Li went into the water first, and he didn't breathe a sigh of relief until the warm water submerged his body.

From the corner of the eye, I caught a glimpse of Xie Fei taking off her bathrobe, Yu Li hurriedly turned his eyes away, and ordered arrogantly: "Go over there, don't get too close to me."

"Oh." Xie Fei was slightly relieved that this was the Yu Li he was familiar with.

After entering the water, he saw Yu Li with his eyes closed, looking like he didn't want to talk, so he obediently didn't bother him.

Xie Fei took the mobile phone covered with a waterproof bag by the pool, took a few photos to upload to Weibo, but after logging in, she noticed that the name "Xie Yao" was on the trending list.

He subconsciously clicked on it. It turned out that Xie Yao had participated in a certain talent show after his comeback. This hot search was the pen-hold shot of the other party's game yesterday, and it looked like he danced decently.

There is a rainbow of farts in the comments, and I don't know if it is a new fan or a troll.

Since it had nothing to do with him, Xie Fei didn't bother to pay attention, so he refreshed the homepage with a swipe of his thumb, and saw that the "panda blogger" he followed had just sent a message, and his expression froze.

Xie Fei peeked at Yu Li subtly, and found that the other party opened his eyes at some point and was also staring at him.

The two looked at each other, a flash of panic flashed in their eyes at the same time, Yu Li took the lead and took the initiative: "Why are you so guilty?"

"No, no."

Yu Li's intention was to beat him up, but it was obvious that Xie Fei avoided his gaze, and immediately became suspicious. He half-closed his eyes: "What were you looking at just now?"

"Just to read some social news." Xie Fei said bravely.

Yu Li hooked his finger, "Bring the phone here, don't make small moves, otherwise..."

Xie Fei saw that she couldn't hide, so she had to hand over her phone, and couldn't help but argue: "I just saw it by accident..."

Yu Li pretended to have grasped Xie Fei's handle, he was arrogant for a moment, but the next second he lost his smiling ease.

A Weibo with a nine-square grid is displayed on the screen. The text content is very long, and the most conspicuous thing is the title written between the double #——

Two pandas at the Huaxia Conservation and Research Center for the Giant Panda completed mating in 1 minute and 30 seconds! [dog head]

The author has something to say: Liuli: Impossible!