Monster Inn Rectification Report

"Minutes?"

In the front yard of the inn, Yu Li browsed through several pages of pinyin and text on the ipad, but still couldn't believe it: "He can call Yinsu?"

Don't look at Yinsu's usual dog-legged behavior in front of him, but she never looks down on outsiders.

"It's moving." Ah Fu lazily fiddled with a strand of purple bangs hanging from his forehead, "Yinsu is very active, and even asked to be touched."

"..." Yu Li spat in a low voice, "Unbelievable, lustful idiot!"

Suddenly, Yu Xin raised his head with a feeling.

In the sunlight and the sea of ​​clouds, the idiot he was talking about was flying towards him, and rushed to him in the blink of an eye.

Yinsu's speed was too fast, it was too late to stop, and he plunged into the arms of his master.

Yu Li snorted and caught it, and just about to start the training, he heard Yinsu's sharp cry.His expression changed instantly, and he asked sharply, "Where did you get blocked?"

After Yinsu pointed out the direction, Yu Li hurriedly threw it to Ah Fu, and dashed out of the yard.

At the same time, Shaoyang Town.

The cramped alleyway was a mess—the little tricycle was overturned on the ground, the potted plants and sundries piled up were scattered all over the ground, and several gangsters were lying here and there with bruised noses and swollen faces, moaning one after another.

And the one with the most horrific cry was the bald man.

"Brother, is my idiom teaching course interesting?" Xie Fei squatted beside the bald man, holding a grass stalk he picked up in his hand, and poked the other man's face swollen into a pig's head.

The bald man's eyes were filled with fear, and he panted "ho ho".

"Do you still dare to block me?"

The bald man looked desperate and begged for mercy with his eyes.

"Think I let you go?"

The bald man nodded vigorously.

"alright."

Xie Fei was surprisingly eloquent. He stood up on his knees and looked down at his defeated opponent.The shadow of the backlight blurred his expression, and it was also projected on the bald man at the same time, becoming the lingering haze in the latter's heart.

From the perspective of a bald man, only Xie Fei's gracefully curved jaw line and gently opened and closed lips can be seen clearly.

His heart shrank, and he felt a sense of panic similar to weightlessness, as if he would hear a curse from an evil god in the next second.

But Xie Fei just asked, "Are you rich?"

Bald man: "..."

"You disturbed the residents just now, and they are so frightened that they dare not go out now. Maybe they have delayed their business." Xie Fei casually pointed to a closed door, with a particularly upright tone: "And you smashed so many flowers and plants. , severely damaged the environment, shouldn’t they be compensated?”

Bald man: "..."

No one expected that a siege would eventually turn into a farce.

Xie Fei urged the gangsters to go door-to-door to lose money, and received a lot of praise and applause from the masses.

Before leaving, Xie Fei did not forget to remind her kindly: "Brother, remember to collect the garbage later. Now we have just begun to implement garbage sorting, and we will be caught strictly. If you mess up like this, you will be fined."

Comrade Xie, who considers himself a good citizen of socialism, helped up the little three-wheeler, and in the eyes of the gangsters who were both grateful and unable to explain, he asked one more question with concern: "Will the dry and wet garbage be divided?"

"Yes, we will!" The gangsters nodded like chickens pecking rice, and recited in unison: "Whether it is dry or wet, let the pigs try it, and you will know it as soon as you eat it."

Xie Fei finally relaxed and rode out of the alley slowly.

But not long after, he had to stop again.

"Mr. Yu?" Xie Fei was taken aback for a moment, then smiled again: "What's your situation?"

Yu Li in front of him was still wearing the same outfit as in the morning, but he was riding a lady's bicycle in a very unsuitable manner, and he couldn't even straighten his legs when he stepped on the ground with one foot.The other party's usually pale face was covered with a thin layer of red, and the tip of his nose was still dripping with sweat. Although it didn't damage his appearance, he was really embarrassed.

"What's your situation?" Yu Li asked unhappily: "Aren't you blocked?"

"It's a letter from Yinsubao?" Xie Fei guessed right, thinking that it's no wonder why he didn't see it later, "It's okay, I happened to meet the gangster who came to the inn to make trouble yesterday, uh... You should know about that, right? "

Of course Yu Li knew about it, but he never took it to heart. If Concubine Xiang and A Fu couldn't even deal with a group of street gangsters, they would have been expelled from their demon status long ago.

But Xie Fei is different, Xie Fei is just a frail young man with meager strength.

"I beat them up." Said the thin boy.

"..."

Yu Li looked at Xie Fei carefully, and seeing that the other was fine except for a wrinkled T-shirt and a small bruise at the corner of his mouth, he couldn't help but believe it.

The development of the matter was beyond his expectation, and he was not allowed to think too much, when he heard a "click" sound not far away.Yu Li looked back and saw several young girls across the street excitedly pointing at him, and one of them had a mobile phone facing him.

He frowned, turned the bike with both hands, kicked his long legs hard, and the bike slid a certain distance in an instant, Yu Li said without looking back: "Go!"

Although Xie Fei didn't know what happened, she still stepped on the small three-wheeled wheel to keep up, and a high-octave scream erupted from behind——

"Ah! It's Yu Li!"

"Where is it? Is it really my brother?"

"Sisters, hurry up! Duck!"

……

Noisy and chaotic voices pierced into the ears with the wind, Yu Li and Xie Fei turned into the nearest alley one after the other, and disappeared in an instant.

Ten minutes later, Yu Li stood next to the trash can in a dark alley, endured the sour smell and ordered: "Hey, go and buy me a hat and a pair of sunglasses."

After Xie Fei went through that scene just now, she had some guesses: "Are you still a big star?"

Yu Li gave a faint "hmm", and pretended not to care, and fanned the wind by his neckline, but his sweaty brows and eyes revealed a few different emotions.

Xie Fei caught a subtle sense of familiarity from it. Thinking about it carefully, it was probably similar to Yin Su's self-expansion after showing off that she could type.

Once he saw through Yu Li's heart, Xie Fei vaguely felt the way to get along with the other party. He tried quietly: "No wonder, you are so handsome. It's a pity not to be a star. There must be many people who like you."

as predicted.

The corner of Yu Li's mouth turned up slightly: "It's actually not bad, I only have more than 6000 million fans on Weibo." Suddenly, he lowered his eyes suddenly: "For example, you, didn't you recognize me?"

"I used to be in the orphanage, so I didn't know much about the outside world." Xie Fei's eyes dimmed, "After I got home, I couldn't spare too much energy..."

Yu Li, who knew the ins and outs, suddenly felt a little uncomfortable, and urged dryly: "Hurry up and go shopping, this place stinks to death."

Xie Fei was amused in her heart, and pretended to answer in a low voice, and rode on the small tricycle again.

There are many shops in Shaoyang Town, Xie Fei quickly bought a hat and sunglasses, and was about to walk back, when he suddenly thought of Yu Li's dazzling "fluorescent green", so he turned into a clothing store.

He picked out two sets of trousers and a white shirt in the store, among which the shirt was Yuli's, and the rest were for himself.

In order to save a little more money, Xie Fei bargained so hard that her throat was on fire, and when she came out of the store, she was relieved, and she only hoped that the big star would not be too hard to serve.

However, Yu Li is still very talkative. After learning that the straw hat is 15 and the sunglasses are 30, he didn't show any disgust. The only thing he complained about was the shirt: "How do you choose a pure white one?"

"White doesn't catch the eye."

"I like brighter ones." Yu Li was dissatisfied.

Xie Fei wanted to persuade "buy everything", but changed his words temporarily: "But I think you look super good in white, you have such a good figure, you are born with a hanger, and you look good in a sack."

Yu Li nodded reservedly: "Alright then."

After Yu Li finished tidying up, Xie Fei said that he was going to buy some repair tools, "Mr. Yu together?"

Yu Li pressed down on the brim of his hat, and said softly, "Don't tell me you want me to go back by myself?"

"If you don't dare, then thank you first." Xie Fei expressed his attitude immediately, but he just stepped on the pedal twice when he felt the resistance from behind, and turned around in a daze: "What's wrong?"

Yu Li pointed to the bicycle parked by the wall, frowned and asked, "You still want me to ride that thing?"

Xie Fei thought for a while and suggested: "Why don't you come up and I'll give you a lift?"

Yu Li was a little reluctant, but after comparing, he still carried the bicycle onto the chassis and sat on it reluctantly.

With one more person and the weight of a bike, Xie Fei didn't feel any strain at all. He pedaled and asked, "Where did you get that bike from? Isn't there only a tricycle in the inn?"

"...borrowed."

"You ride very fast. It's only been more than 20 minutes since I was blocked until you came here... No, don't you have a car? Why don't you drive?"

Yu Li didn't respond for a long time, but just when Xie Fei thought the other party thought he was annoying, Yu Li suddenly said: "Private cars are not allowed to enter the city. After I got off the car, I saw a bicycle on the side of the road, so I... borrowed it." .”

Xie Fei vaguely sensed that Yu Li was a little hard to tell about the matter of "taking it without telling him", and at the same time thought of the embarrassment of the other party when he first appeared-as a big star, he forgot to put on a little disguise.

In the final analysis, it was all about helping him.

He was suddenly a little happy, turned around and said sincerely: "Thank you, Mr. Yu."

Back on the street, Xie Fei could still hear the legend about Yu Li.

But after a while, the rumors had grown to the point that "Yu Li eloped with a man".

Xie Fei admired the Shaoyang people's ability to fabricate nightmares very much. He bought all the basic tools needed as quickly as possible, and also bought a few packets of fruits and vegetables seeds by the way.

"It's almost there." Xie Fei stuffed the remaining 100 yuan back into his trouser pocket: "Then shall we go back?"

"Yeah." At this time, the truck was full of goods, Yu Li sat on one side with his long legs huddled, and reminded coldly: "Remember to return the car, you go."

Xie Fei: "..."

On the way back, the two passed by a mobile phone store, and Yu Li suddenly asked to stop.

Xie Fei thought that Yu Li was going to buy a mobile phone, so she said, "Go in by yourself, I'll watch things here."

Yu Li glanced at him, but said nothing.

Unexpectedly, when he came out again, Yu Li handed over a paper bag, "Call me directly in the future, there is still a card in it, don't miss it."

Xie Fei was startled: "I—"

"Don't talk so much nonsense." Yu Li stuffed the bag into his arms impatiently: "You can take it if you tell me."

Xie Fei looked down: "I want to say, I like the silver one, is this yours?"

"..." Yu Li's face darkened: "Lord gold, do you want love or not?"

For the next period of time, Yu Li didn't pay much attention to others, obviously angry.Xie Fei didn't expect Yu Li to be so casual, but fortunately, the other party was easy to coax, and gradually eased his attitude under his rainbow fart offensive, and was willing to chat with him.

"By the way, what kind of monster are you?" Xie Fei pedaled the car and asked curiously, and Yu Li's stiff answer sounded from behind: "I'm a monster, not a monster."

"Then what kind of demon are you?"

Although Ah Fu didn't say it clearly, Xie Fei also guessed that it wasn't a bat, but Ah Fu was so afraid of Yu Li, could it be... a natural enemy?

"Is it a snake demon?"

As soon as he asked, he felt a terrifying and deep extremely cold air coming from behind, but it disappeared in an instant.

When Xie Fei turned to look, he found that there was no one on the carriage.

"..."

Could it be that he was angry again?Why don't you just leave without saying a word?

So did I guess right?

Xie Fei returned to the inn full of doubts. As soon as she entered the front yard, she saw two more ladies in the lobby. One of them was full of shock: "The worst room costs 499 a night? So expensive?!"

"Not expensive! It's 99!"

Excited, Xie Fei hurriedly discarded the small three rounds, and rushed towards the lobby as if on a hot wheel.

"But it clearly says..." The lady who spoke was stunned for a moment after seeing Xie Fei's appearance clearly.

"That's the price set by the former boss." Xie Fei quickly grabbed a memory about the "former boss" in her mind, which was the one most people in the original world had heard of—

"The former boss owed a huge debt and ran away with his sister-in-law!"

"We have no choice but to use the room fee to offset our wages!"

"Original price 499, now only 99!"

The author has something to say:

Yu: The hero saves the beauty.

Xie: It does not exist.