Monster Inn Rectification Report

"Yah, are you watching Boss Xie's live broadcast again?"

"It hasn't started yet, Weibo said 12:[-], I'll wait." Xu Yaya is a sophomore student at Nanshan University. Ever since she happened to see the teaching of fish head cooking in the live broadcast room of Dahuang Inn, she tried it once. After receiving the highest level of praise from her picky eater boyfriend, she became a loyal audience of Boss Xiaoxie.

Although Boss Xiaoxie has very little time to cook live, and he is not as talkative and beautiful as other anchors, but the content of the live broadcast is quite interesting.

"I'll take a look too." My roommate pulled a stool and sat down next to Xu Yaya, "The handmade little purse he made last time was super cute. I wish I had such a handy boyfriend."

Xu Yaya half-jokingly said: "Although I really like Boss Xiaoxie, according to the law, don't have any illusions about the appearance of the faceless anchor."

"Hey, he has a beautiful heart." The roommate disagreed: "Besides, Boss Xiao Xie's figure is there, no matter how ugly he is, he can't be ugly."

While the two were talking, the pitch-black screen suddenly lit up, and a puddle of yellow mud appeared on the screen.

"Huh? What are you going to do today?" Roommate asked curiously.

The anchor's voice came from the speaker: "Hi everyone, the theme of today's live broadcast is to make blue tiles. Blue tile houses have a history of thousands of years, but nowadays buildings rarely use blue tiles. The skill has gradually been lost..."

"Huh? How do I remember that it was a girly voice last time? The anchor has changed. Did you enter the wrong room?"

Xu Yaya was stunned, "No... who is this?"

It's not just them, the barrage is also full of question marks.

"Did the anchor forget to bring a voice changer?"

"Ah? The voice changer that the anchor used before? I thought it was a girl's voice that didn't protect the natural development of my voice, and I felt cheated."

"Heh, I thought you were a serious anchor, but I didn't expect you to be eye-catching, so low."

"I didn't use a voice changer, it's always been my voice." The familiar girly voice sounded again, and then changed back to a clear male voice in the next sentence, "I just want to get to know everyone again."

As soon as the voice fell, a suddenly enlarged face almost filled the entire screen.

"Hi, are you scared by me?" In the camera, the young man with red lips and white teeth is clear and handsome, his eyes are slightly squinted, the corners of the eyes are slightly bent down, and the amber pupils are big and round, showing a bit of innocence and innocence.

"Haha, I'm going to step back a little, too close will make me ugly." The camera shakes, as if adjusting the angle.Immediately, the boy gradually moved away from the camera, revealing a set of dusty jumpsuits on his body.He was holding a mobile phone, looked down at this moment, and raised his head in confusion: "Why are you not talking? Signal problem?"

Following his question, a barrage slowly floated across the screen——

"I'm finally qualified to almost reply to what kind of experience it is to be beautiful in a sack..."

The barrage disappeared on the left side of the screen, looking extremely lonely, but behind it, thousands of troops charged forward.

"Fuck!!!"

"Not ugly! Have you misunderstood the word ugly! Not ugly!!"

"Don't give up, Erkang! The little boss saw me, Zhensheng!"

"ballball are you as good as before? I want our lips to be separated by a screen distance!"

"Looked at the mirror next to the computer, suddenly humbled.jpg"

"Is it really the same person as the previous anchor? I can't believe it."

"Substitution hype?"

……

Xie Fei was always paying attention to the barrage, but now seeing that there were several questions in a row, he raised his eyes to the camera and asked, "How about I put on the hat and mask and test it for you?"

"No! No need! I won't allow your flourishing beauty to fade out of my sight, not even for a moment, a moment, a minute, or a second!"

"Some sour lemons please shut down the microphone consciously. I don't care if it's a human, a ghost or a doge. I keep my eyes wide open for spinning and jumping. I just want to fall in love with the anchor!"

"Why do you somehow feel that the host looks familiar?"

"The one in front of you is not alone, like the younger brother in the recent turmoil of a wealthy family..."

A sharp-eyed netizen compared the anchor and several photos of Xie Fei circulating on the Internet, and they were completely stamped as the same person. The news quickly spread, and thus the initial "five hundred yards" scene occurred.

Many netizens who ate rich melons heard the news, and "Five Hundred Yards" also contacted a few companions in the airborne live broadcast room. Before she even had time to see the screen clearly, she angrily made a furious declaration: "Black heart, rotten lungs, shameless! You There will be retribution!"

Bright red characters floated past the anchor's eyes, those eyes were as pure as glass, like the brightest stars in the night sky.

"Five hundred yards" was startled, and the thumb that was about to continue typing stopped.

The boy on the screen didn't look at the barrage, but cut the mud with a bow. A piece of mud with a moderate thickness was cut off, which was as long as an arm and half as wide.The young man carefully held up the piece of mud, stared at the camera and said with a smile: "The mud is very sticky, you can't dig it up with a hoe, you can only cut it with a bowstring. This bow is made by myself, doesn't it look good?" "

He walked to a square mud platform and put the mud flat on it: "This step is called yarding mud. The mud needs to be tightened so that there are no gaps, and the surface should be flattened with a board."

After patting and beating for a long time, the boy picked up a piece of straw curtain from the ground beside him, "After yarding the mud, it must be covered with a damp straw curtain to prevent water loss. I just showed you how to yard the mud. In fact, I have already Now that we’ve made some mud, let’s teach you how to make tiles.”

He wrapped the mud prepared in advance on a bucket tile mold with a turntable, and explained in detail: "The mud at the joint must be firmly adhered, then the excess mud should be removed, the mud should be smoothed, and then the surface should be polished."

The young man turned the mold while talking, his white and slender hand covered the mud lightly with a kind of tenderness, making people imagine the warmth of being caressed by that hand.

"Five Hundred Yards" unknowingly turned off the barrage, and focused on watching the young man making tiles. His originally depressed mood gradually calmed down, allowing time to pass.

"It's almost time to unload the tiles." After an unknown amount of time, the young man's voice sounded again: "Then dry the tiles, put them in the kiln and fire them for seven days."

"Five Hundred Yards" was awakened suddenly, and she stared in astonishment at a line of rainbow farts floating across the barrage—from her unconscious hands, it was a bolt from the blue!What was even more frightening was that she found herself unable to swear a word when she met the young man who was unloading in the camera.

"Five Hundred Yards" falteringly turned off the live broadcast with a pale complexion, then logged on to Weibo, and left a message to Xie Yao with tears in his eyes: Brother, I'm sorry, I'm dirty...

However, she left, and her companions who were more determined than her stubbornly stood on the ground.

Xie Fei put the tiles on the ground, took the time to watch the barrage for a while, and found that there would be obscenities from time to time.He frowned, but couldn't spare the energy to deal with it, so he could only turn a blind eye.

Suddenly, he saw Yinsu flying over with his mobile phone in his mouth, and cleverly stopped out of the camera.

He said sorry to everyone, wiped his hands and went over to take a look. It turned out that Yu Li asked him to be a housekeeper.

Xie Fei called Yu Li long before the live broadcast, but the other party just said "Got it" and hung up in a hurry, obviously busy.At that time, he was quite disappointed, but he didn't expect Yu Li to watch his live broadcast anyway.

Xie Fei returned to the camera, picked up the mobile phone to operate, and immediately there was an extra room manager in the live broadcast room.

As soon as Yu Li took office, he continued to seal the number of accounts with dedication, and the netizens applauded. They didn't want to endure those inexplicable hacks for a long time, but the anchor had no time to manage.In the beginning, there were some netizens who quarreled with Heizi, which caused the bullet screen to be full of smoke. Everyone realized that they were driving away customers for the anchor, so they kept their mouths shut and reported it wholeheartedly.But Heizi seems to be in a group, and he can't finish reporting no matter what. Thanks to the mighty Fangguan, the atmosphere of the barrage has changed.

Some netizens half-jokingly asked: "The anchor knows [are you a pig], why did he let him be a house manager? I just gave you a deep water, isn't it qualified?"

As a result, the netizen was blocked by the housing management.

As if to prove something, the housing management team smashed 20 deep waters to silence all doubting voices in the live broadcast room.

But Xie Fei didn't notice immediately that he was looking for an iron needle to draw three rib marks on the surface of the tile, "I don't intend to make this tile an auspicious beast, just let it dry in the air, and lighten it when the tile is completely dry." With a light tap, it can be scattered into three tiles along the edges. But it has to be covered with a waterproof cloth, or it will be softened by the rain and turn into a puddle of mud. I..."

He glanced over the phone inadvertently, and saw 20 animation prompts of deep-water torpedoes.

"Thank you bro..." Xie Fei swallowed and said subconsciously.

"Wow, 20 deep waters can make the anchor call me brother, then if I add 10 more, can the anchor call me husband?"

It is impossible to call her husband, but the title must be sealed.

[Are you a pig] While exercising their own rights, they poured down 100 deep waters and spent 20 yuan to change the messy barrage into "shock my mom, dad, and my whole family".

Of course, there will always be a slightly different voice.

"Is there a mistake, even if you molested the anchor, you will be banned? The real estate management is abusing their power too much!"

Title x2.

On that day, countless people were banned in the live broadcast room of Dahuang Inn, and the charges were complicated and unreasonable.In the related forums of the AC station, there are tall buildings about the overbearing local tyrants.

On the AC station Netizens Association Weibo, Weibo Netizens Association's major forums, for a while, it seemed that people everywhere on the entire network were discussing this live broadcast, and at the same time discussing Xie Fei.

The public opinion that was gradually leaning towards Xie Yao was completely reversed, not only because of the evidence of @Perceptor2.0, but also because they discovered that Xie Fei, who is the anchor, and Xie Fei, the marketing account and the Xie family, are completely two people.

Some netizens picked up Xie Fei's previous live broadcast videos and found that he not only knows how to cook and is skilled in handicrafts, but also has a wide range of knowledge.He can identify many kinds of plants, tells good historical stories, and even knows various tricks.

Many netizens found the Weibo of the Great Wilderness Inn and left messages, "Little boss, is there anything you don't know?"

A good boy who seems to be omnipotent and beautiful is slandered as an ignorant gangster, which is simply unbearable!Some eat melon roads also have doubts. Now that Xie Fei has recovered, why doesn't he go back to Xie's house to recuperate, but instead goes to a small village thousands of miles away from Huai'an to run an inn and do so much work every day?

Some people said that the hard work in your eyes is just the comfortable enjoyment of the rich returning to the countryside, and the family enjoys it.

But because the live video has been completely out of the circle, some past residents of the Great Wilderness Inn also learned about this melon and joined the discussion one after another.

Yang Duoduo is one of them. During working hours, she stealthily fishes for Xie Fei passionately.

"I went to Xining Village for a trip in September. At that time, the inn was still very dilapidated, and there was a hole in the fence wall. It was not as good as in the later video. And the little boss was wearing cheap clothes at the time, thinner than in the video... No , should be called Chai, and his complexion is not as healthy as it is now. Although the facial features are there, he is always a little malnourished. I just ate melon today. It turns out that he is actually a second-generation hero, and he has been lying unconscious for several months. No wonder ...In short, I didn't feel the enjoyment you mentioned, but felt that he seemed to be doing it for a living."

September……

Xie Fei probably didn't wake up for long, so she ran to open the inn.

Looking at the description again, it doesn't look like it's going to have fun, but it looks like being exiled.

Netizens burst into tears on the spot, it was too miserable and too difficult!

But the little boss never sells miserably during the live broadcast, only a smile can be seen in his eyes!

Such a poor little sunshine, how could he beat someone?What's more, the beating was just a one-sided statement of the marketing account, and the only evidence given was Xie Yao's hospital admission certificate-even if the Xie family couple came out to endorse it, they would not be credible, their credit had already gone bankrupt!

However, there are always calm people in the public sentiment. They point out that Xie Fei and @Perceptor2.0 are classmates. The two sides cooperated seamlessly this round. Xie Fei gave it to him in private.

But netizens said that even if it was Xie Fei's revenge, there is nothing wrong with it. He robbed his identity for 17 years, and now he wants to rob his parents. Who wouldn't hate it?And what @Perceptor said is not true, if you have the ability to do it, don't be afraid of people saying it!

Netizens who have been completely blinded by the filter firmly believe that Xie Fei is a white lotus, and even if there is a little flaw, it is due to silt and accidentally stained it!

The direct impact of this was that the rooms of the Great Wilderness Inn were fully booked for the next week, which perfectly fulfilled the prophecy of a previous guest.

When Xie Fei washed the dishes and took a shower, checked the public opinion on the Internet, and opened the app to see if there were any new customers, she was very "bald".

Of course he is happy that the business is good, but seven guests are coming tonight, and he is not prepared at all!

Xie Fei didn't dare to waste any more time, hurriedly changed into clothes and prepared to go shopping in the market.

As soon as he went out, he saw Yu Li and Lu Xiping, who was pulling a suitcase, coming in through the back door, so he stopped in place.

"Where are you going?" Yu Li asked.

Facing the domineering benefactor, Xie Fei explained the itinerary in a gentle manner, and then heard Yu Li say: "Arrange a room for Lu Xiping, he will live here during this time."

Xie Fei was a little surprised, thought for a while and said, "But there is no suitable room now, even the rooms in the courtyard are booked every now and then, why don't we stay downstairs temporarily, isn't there a vacant room on the first floor?"

Yu Li immediately showed reluctance.

Xie Fei persuaded: "I only need to stay for a week, and I can arrange the room after a week."

Yu Li cast a sideways glance at Lu Xiping, and reluctantly agreed.

"Thank you, kid." Lu Xiping smiled with his lips raised, "Thank you for your kindness."

Everyone who saw Lu Xiping's smile at the moment could feel that he was not happy.

Xie Fei only knew that Lu Xiping and Yu Jincheng were having an affair, but he was not clear about the details. He sympathized politely for a second, and then went forward to help Lu Xiping carry the luggage, but a hand that was stretched across him stopped him. he.

Yu Li said lightly: "Don't touch it, there are bones in the box."

The author has something to say:

Cuicui: Why do you love abusing your power so much?

A Li: Your number is gone.

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To sum up yesterday's comments, it's scolding Lu Zha, scolding Lu Zha, scolding Lu Zha... and asking me what 500 yards is, which means being hit by a car traveling at 500 yards, which is generally used for swearing.

ps. Originally, I wanted to mention the production of blue tiles, but some readers said they were interested and hoped to write in more detail, so I wrote the whole process.