【Xiyi】Ten times Hisoka tried to kill Illumi, but once he didn't

Illumi's already mechanical voice became more cold and rigid after the phone call, Hisoka was stunned to hear the other party's high spirits, and when he talked about his brother Qiya, he would always seem to be a different person, as if he had just sent a message. The robot suddenly had a soundtrack, and it seemed to be dancing in every movement.

"It sounds more like Yilu's mother is about to cry than Yilu's mother crying."

Illumi at the other end was silent for a while, and Hisoka could almost imagine the other party thinking seriously, and then sternly refused, "No, I haven't cried since I was a child."

Hisoka raised his eyebrows, "No way, you haven't even cried at birth? Is it a normal baby?"

"Ah, if Hisoka is talking about something so long ago, I don't know." Illumi paused, "But Archie seldom cries, so I should be about the same."

Hisoka laughed out loud, the three words are really not out of the ordinary, he seriously doubts whether the other Hakka younger brothers who beat the enemy are his own.

"So, what does Yilu want me for?" Hisoka decided to try to drag the topic away again.

"Didn't you say that I want to find you if I have nothing to do?" Ilumi asked back.

This surprised Hisoka.I have always known that Illumi is a person who does what he says, but he didn't expect that the other party would still carry out what he said that sounded like a joke.It's too bad, as if aroused a reaction that shouldn't be there, Hisoka gripped the phone tightly, moved his breath away from the microphone, and changed to a comfortable sitting position.

Unexpectedly, Hisoka hadn't been moved for a long time, and Illumi's voice came faintly, "But you are right, I do have something to look for you."

"Kacha", Hisoka felt that one of his strings was broken, "Oh, come and tell me how perfect your brother is?"

Illumi's voice overwhelmed Hisoka's words, "In fact, my mother asked me to take Archie home sometime. After checking his whereabouts just now, I found that he was going to take the hunter exam. Hisoka also said before that he would take the hunter exam. License? What a coincidence, I'm going too."

Hisoka made a "huh" to show that he was listening.

"Where are you now?" Illumi suddenly changed the subject.

"Sky Arena."

"Open the door."

Hisoka smiled and got up and put Illumi in, and looked at it from head to toe as if looking at some rare treasure, "Do you still need to use it up, just because of our relationship?"

"Ah, I'm used to it. It's not good to disturb people on other floors." Illumi sat on the sofa in the living room familiarly, asking Hisoka why he was standing.

"When did you find out?" Hisoka asked, rubbing the earrings he had just changed.

"Huh?" Illumi was stunned for a while, and then realized that he took out the three of spades that Hisoka had given him at least three times, "Oh, you said this floor card. It's not difficult. I didn't expect it at first, Hisoka deliberately changed the inner card. Xin realized it later, and then asked Mi Ji to investigate and it is easy to know where the access control is. In fact, there is no need to give it to me so much, and I will accept it if I give it directly. Otherwise, it is likely to be like this time. I almost threw it in the trash several times."

"Liar." Hisoka didn't sit across from him this time, and was almost next to Illumi, who silently moved to the edge of the sofa without getting up.

Hisoka handed over a key, and Illumi stared at it for a while, as if to verify the credibility of what he just said, took it, and put it into his clothes together with the poker.Hisoka was still dragging his chin and looking at him.

"Don't ask where it is from?" Hisoka joked.

"There is a combination lock and a keyhole outside the room in the Sky Arena. The keyhole should be used by the staff, so it is definitely not here. Judging from Hisoka's public information and the places that have appeared frequently recently, Youkexin's possibility The sexiest."

"Ah—" Hisoka slumped back on the sofa and stretched his limbs, and said aggrievedly, "I don't have any sense of mystery anymore, Yilu, you have to take responsibility."

Illumi said inwardly, but he still didn't understand what you wanted to do, so he changed the subject, "Hunter exam, do you want Hisoka to cooperate?"

"Ilu," Hisoka straightened up and narrowed his eyes, "If you have anything to say, you can speak directly."

Illumi pursed her lips and blinked, "I heard Hisoka joined the Phantom Troupe."

"That's right. After failing the hunter exam last year, I went to play with a team member angrily, and it was self-defeating."

"It's because I want to fight Kuroro."

Illumi hit the nail on the head, and Hisoka, who poked him, covered his chest pretending to be in pain, and cast a pitiful look, "I know you had a deal with Kuroro, don't tell him."

"No." Illumi shook his head, "That Kuroro will definitely not suspect you. Of course, if Hisoka wants to pay me for hush money, I don't mind."

After being silent for a while, Illumi said, "I just want to remind you not to overturn the boat in the gutter." He was a little stiff when he said this, and his eyelashes trembled faster than usual, even when Hisoka approached. Standing up, striding towards the door, "That's it, see you in the exam." Then he slammed the door shut.

Hisoka was as stiff as infected by Illumi, and he recovered after a while, and then he licked his lips with endless aftertaste, "Ah, what should I do, I can't help it anymore, Illu can't do it on purpose, right?"

An hour later, Illumi, who had returned to Kukulu Mountain, received a text message from Hisoka, saying that the cooperation was happy, with a smiling face and his special symbol.It's just that the subsequent 5000 million remittances left Illumi speechless, feeling that Hisoka has become stupid, can't even hear a joke?It seems that I can say more in the future, Illumi silently wrote down a source of extra money in his mind.

"This entrustment is a bit special. I want to confirm your hunter license first, and then give you specific information."

Illumi was sitting with his new client in a hidden corner of the bar. Illumi didn't have any doubts about the other party's request, but just emphasized, "Well, yes. But you need to pay 30% of the total amount in advance."

The customer was also unambiguous, and took out his mobile phone on the spot. After a while, Yilumi's mobile phone "ding", indicating that the account had been received.

The deal was concluded, and Illumi's service became more considerate, "Do you have any other requests?"

"No more, as soon as possible." The customer drank the Scotch whiskey in front of him as easily as drinking water.

"Okay. But I want to remind you that it will be two months after the hunter exam at the earliest."

"No problem." The customer stood up and shook hands with Illumi who also got up, "I'm looking forward to the result." After he finished speaking, he left directly, with the meal's drink money and tips on the table.

Illumi frowned slightly as he stared in the direction he left.Didn't mention the specifics, needs a hunter's license, increases the price according to the result, and pays 30% of the base price in advance, there will be 20 billion ringtones... Illumi has never encountered such a complicated job, and the impression that the client gave him is also It's a little strange that they never looked at each other once, even though Illumi could tell that the other was not pretending.

This job is full of weirdness. Yilumi got it through the introduction of an old customer with high credit. He got repeated guarantees from the old customer and received a deposit of [-] million yuan.Illumi also conducted an investigation on this client's name, Lacey Doublin. Although he didn't have any record of hiring a killer, his credit in banks and other aspects has always been good, and it doesn't seem like there will be a shortage of money; The basic mission goal is to assassinate only one person. Out of confidentiality, the client only revealed that the person's identity is unusual, but definitely not a person with the ability to read, and the hunter's license is just in case.

Although the risk is not small, Illumi intuitively believes that the benefits are worth the risks.Occasionally doing some challenging work like Hisoka is a good switch.Ah, Illumi suddenly thought that he could call Hisoka, and he would definitely be interested, so the success rate would increase a lot.

Hisoka was taking a shower when Illumi told Hisoka about this.Illumi's eardrums were filled with the sound of rushing water, mixed with some strange deep breathing.

"Hisuo, what are you doing?" Illumi's calm voice came from the loudspeaker, and Hisoka pushed the phone away a little.

After Hisoka turned down the water temperature, he said in a hoarse voice, "As you can see, take a bath. I suggest that if there is something urgent, please speak to Yilu."

"Okay. I got a job, and Hisoka should be interested." Illumi gave up asking why Hisoka's voice sounded wrong, and went straight to the point, "Let's meet before the hunter exam."

"OK." Rarely short.

Illumi waited for a long time and Hisoka did not speak again, feeling that he was not interested at all, so he began to retell the conversation between himself and the client, thinking that this would be more convincing.

"Huh? Yilu, are you still there?" Hisoka finally stepped out of the bathtub, covered his head with a towel and looked at the phone that was talking, and asked with a chuckle, "Did you say anything else just now?"

Illumi hung up the phone without saying a word.Hisoka raised his eyebrows innocently. He really didn't pay attention. He only knew that Illumi had been talking beside him. The content of it seemed to mention some work that needed his help, and he didn't care about the rest.

Hey, Yilu is angry again.Hisoka casually wrapped a bath towel, sat down on the sofa, and looked at the mobile phone that was playing a busy tone.Hisoka hesitated for a while, then put down the phone, and continued to wipe his body helplessly.

Illumi stared at the caller ID on the phone in a daze. In the past few 10 minutes, thanks to his good hearing, he heard certain sounds made by Hisoka while taking a bath very clearly.But the frightening thing is that he didn't even have the thought of hanging up the phone for even a second, until Hisoka woke him up by speaking, and he pressed it in a hurry.

It's very strange, Illumi helped his collar, it's a normal man's physiological reaction, it stands to reason that even if he rarely eavesdrops, he won't be distracted to eavesdrop.He let his cell phone call for 10 minutes without touching the hot potato call.

Ah, they didn't have an appointment to meet.It suddenly dawned on Illumi that the reason why he didn't hang up the phone was because he was waiting for Hisoka's reply, so that the explanation could be completely understood.

Illumi clapped his hands in relief, and took the initiative to send a text message to Hisoka.As a result, Hisoka's call came in as soon as he sent it, and Illumi subconsciously hung up.

The next time he called again, Illumi vowed that he would never shake his hands again, but in the end he only got a text message, Sky Arena, with a begging word and emoji, begging him not to be angry.

The corner of Illumi's mouth raised slightly.

-TBC-