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When Shi Jian stepped through the gate, he thought he had entered a haunted house on a barren mountain that had been neglected for 800 years in Mortal Realm.

Flying in the sky, sitting on the ground, floating in the water, watching each one become more and more lifeless, with dead branches, fallen leaves, rotten vines and beards, almost entangled a person sitting on the ground over there.Shi Jian squinted his eyes, made sure that the man was still alive, tiptoed to pick up a few places where he could still stand, and walked over to him, with his arms in his arms, kicked the man's waist.

A yellow-haired milk dog sprang out from nowhere, gave Shi Jian a vicious "bark", dutifully perfunctorily fulfilled the task of protecting its master, and then slipped away.

Chu Yuan, who was kicked very shamelessly, struggled to get up from the ashes on the ground, and dusted off the dust and dirt all over his body.Shi Jian who was standing beside him frowned and took two steps aside, Chu Yuan ignored him, and walked over to hug the dog who was trying to get away.A pair of white and clean hands are now full of mud, even dogs hate it.

"I think it's because the soil quality in your heaven realm is not good."

He wanted to pick out a few rotten leaves hanging on the dog's hair very interestingly, and patted the ashes at the same time... Uh, unfortunately, the dog's hair and Chuyuan's white robe ended up the same.

"You might as well go back and change your clothes first." Shi Jian covered his mouth and nose and didn't know when he had already retreated a long way.Chu Yuan stared at him blankly as he retreated further and further, and kindly "reminded" him: "You can walk faster, and the wall behind can hug you sooner."

Just as Shi Jian realized it, he couldn't stop at all, and the collision was very thorough.

A pile of broken vines and dust fell from the flower shelf on the wall, and the Shijian fell off.

Only then did Chu Yuan hug the dog, humming a tune that the world doesn't know where in a good mood, turned around and left.When Shi Jian looked up, he saw that the clouds in the sky were full of energy, and it turned out to be sunny!

Shi Jian rolled his eyes and spat at his back.Damn, whoever he is now, owes it or owes it.

Shi Jian raised his hand to sweep in front of him, and used a small spell to clean his clothes. At least he didn't look as dirty as Chu Yuan, so he chased after him.

He followed Chu Yuan around the porch.But Shi Jian is not as familiar as Chu Yuan—the porch has also been changed into a flower shelf by Chu Yuan.Shijian was completely unpredictable, and who knows where to find a beard or half a dead branch, and when he walked through the flower gallery, he was covered with rotten grass.

Well, the method just cast is a waste.

Chu Yuan walked all the way to the hall without saying a word, casually cleaned his hands in the water tank by the door, and let the dog go wild by himself.He looked around in the hall before he remembered what he was going to do: "Oh! Qihou, let's eat!"

Suddenly a boy stood at the door.The young man in white clothes and high crown, with a fairy air, said that he was more serious than Chuyuan: "Yes, Zhenjun."

The young man looked up and saw that there was a Time Book standing next to him. He almost burst out laughing, but he was tense, otherwise he might be in trouble: "I don't know that Time Book is coming, so I'll go and prepare an extra pair of bowls and chopsticks." .”

Before Shijian could say "no", Qihou retreated as if he had come.

Shi Jian didn't plan to eat here, who knew that he was so unlucky that he happened to meet Chu Yuan's funeral and meal time.For whatever crimes he committed, he insisted on eating the waste-recycling dishes he had researched in Chuyuan.

"Don't worry, I won't eat the one from last time today. I asked Qihou to prepare it in advance. I'm not in the mood to cook today." Chu Yuan only pulled the chair away for himself, "Look at you, how can you still cook?" Have the face to go out and say that you are a respected god, who doesn't even wash your hands after eating, tsk tsk tsk..."

Shijian almost rushed to hit him.

During the first two days, Chu Yuan dragged Shi Jian to try his new dish, saying what it was...waste utilization.

Yes, just the dead branches and fallen leaves all over the sky outside.

waste utilization.

"Isn't it God, you said that gods are immortal, immortal, wounded, and indestructible? You can eat whatever you want, and pick whatever you want!"

At that time, Chu Yuan was having fun beside him, hugging the dog and stroking the dog's hair, so that the dog's hair flew around.

Either insert the silver chopsticks in your hand and it will be black; or eat it with one chopstick, it will be dog hair.

Whether to be poisoned to death or to be disgusted to death, one always has to choose one.

For a native god like Shijian who has no emotions or desires, there is no concept of whether it is good or not.It's just that after that one bite, it was his physiological reaction that told him that Chu Yuan should never touch new things that he hadn't tried.

That's fucking hell.

Chu Yuan looked in a bad mood today.Shi Jian couldn't understand this, but he didn't provoke him instinctively. He just secretly picked up a piece of meat and threw it on the ground. Seeing the yellow-haired milk dog rushing over to eat it happily, he was sure that today's meal was indeed as Chu Yuan said. explain.

Chu Yuan was indeed in a bad mood.

He still held his chin and stared at the sky outside while eating, thinking about what he did wrong, how he raised and died.

During these days when he came to heaven, it was fine if he was not used to it.The idea of ​​"suddenly gaining power and then becoming arrogant and then trying to rule the world" as mentioned in the script is basically absent. He seems to have easily accepted the setting that he suddenly became a god.

It's just that he couldn't find anything to do at once.In the past, at any rate, there was a goal of earning a lot of money through the examination of fame, but now... these seem to be unnecessary.

He is really idle.How long has it been since you came to heaven?three days?March?Or has it been several autumns?Forget it, he can't remember these, he can't even remember the endorsement, let alone the date.He just eats, sleeps, sleeps and plays every day, or he grows flowers and plants in his fairy mansion. He has no self-consciousness as a god, so he is lazy.

The days in the sky are slow and leisurely. Firstly, don’t worry about not eating well, secondly, don’t worry about not being able to sleep, thirdly, don’t worry about life and death, and fourthly, don’t worry about the face of the ancestors.

Today one may sleep in the house all day, wake up to eat something, and then go to the study to find a few rare and exotic planting manuals; or one day I think of it, go out for a walk with the dog, drop by the door, and bring some to colleagues What kind of newly researched health-preserving desserts—anyway, they are delicious and unpalatable, and their gods don't have the concept.

I don't know which god lived here. He left him a study room full of various planting manuals and a lot of experience notes. It seems that he has similar interests.It's just that after Chu Yuan felt that he had "enlightened something from it", he started to operate it, only to find that the original owner was just like himself, a fool who raised something and died.

Forget it, let's research new dishes.

But fortunately, I also met a good person in the sky... Well, Chu Yuan can't say whether it is a "lucky" word.Having multiple friends is a good thing, but he has never seen anyone treat people like this.

Shijian may be free, and he can visit Chuyuan [-] times a day, and there is nothing serious to say when he comes, so he will keep an eye on Chuyuan if he has nothing to do, or offer to help him tidy up the house quite graciously.Once or twice, Chu Yuan thought it was normal, but after more Chu Yuan felt that this person had something ulterior motives for him.

Especially when he was visiting other gods, he asked if Shijian was like this to everyone else.As soon as he saw that everyone was silent, he felt that his inexplicable ascension was a conspiracy by Shi Jian.

Chu Yuan stuffed a piece of "burnt honey cake with dried wisteria, rose petals and rose petals" into his mouth, frowned calmly, and then asked Shijian who was diligently cleaning up the study over there: "Do you want to try it?" ? The taste is not bad."

lied to you.

Shi Jian flicked his bangs on his forehead, opened his mouth unpreparedly, and bit the pastry that looked strange in color, his physiological reaction made him frown.

"Is the taste okay?"

"......do not know."

Chu Yuan kept saying that it tasted good because he was beaten to death and refused to eat another piece, so he secretly took it out with a small bowl and poured it into the flower bed.

It's so ruthless, people come to work as free labor for themselves, and they bully others stupidly.

Chuyuan's greatest respect for cleaning the room is to go back to the kitchen to wash the dishes.When he returned to the study to find Shijian, he was removing all the books from the shelf and started deep cleaning.

"So the omnipotence of your gods is all false? Shouldn't this kind of thing be done with a wave of your hand?" Chu Yuan went up to give a hand with a conscience, and helped the stack that was about to collapse book of.After all, the sooner the work is done, the sooner this great god can be invited away.

Shi Jian also explained very seriously: "If you don't do it yourself, but someone else does it, you will always feel that you can't clean it up."

Dead cleanliness.

Chu Yuan didn't bother to talk to him so much, he made a whistle with his fingers, and called the dog who was making a fuss somewhere.He gave two "tsk tsk", bent slightly, clapped his hands and shouted, "Amiao, come here."

Shi Jian's hand shaking the book.

What kind of reputation is this?

Shi Jian had already washed Ah Miao, and now he was covered in fluffy soft fur. He was enjoying himself in Chu Yuan's clean new robe, and unconsciously rubbed his dog hair.But Chu Yuan didn't care much about this, and still pinched its ears happily.

Chu Yuan sat on the threshold in front of the study, and the warm afternoon sun shone on him, forming a sharp contrast with the withered scenes around him.At this time, he felt that the days in the sky were still very beautiful, and the seasons were always like spring, with a gentle breeze.

He might fall asleep in this leisure.

......

Until Shijian kicked him rather impolitely.

Chuyuan really almost threw the dog on him to scratch him.

"Are you sick or not?" Chu Yuan stood on the steps, trying to overwhelm Shi Jian with his height and momentum, his behavior was not much more mature than Shi Jian's kick.

"If you are busy all day long, I advise you to do more prayers to earn merit." Shijian didn't say much, but just patted a letter tied with a red ribbon on Chuyuan's chest, and the dog sniffed it .Chuyuan put down the dog, took off the ribbon, and was about to see what it was, when Shijian next to him asked him, "Where did you get this dog?"

"I was bored alone in the sky, and I asked my old neighbors to burn it for me..." Seeing Shi Jian's expression changed, Chu Yuan quickly changed his mouth, "Okay, God really It’s like what it says in the scriptures, you can’t get in touch with people? Hey, I went down to find it myself, and no one saw it, so don’t worry..."

Shi Jian answered the first half of the sentence with "no" and only finished the word "and". When he heard the second half of the sentence, his eyes suddenly widened, and he reached out and grabbed Chu Yuan's wrist firmly: "What?! You descended to earth Already?!"

Chu Yuan couldn't figure out what kind of hysteria this man was throwing, and he didn't know what he said that made him react so badly.He was just taken aback by his sudden grabbing of his hand, and when he let go, the letter fell to the ground with a clatter.I tried to pull my hand back, but found that the hand was so strong that it was pinched to death, and I couldn't break free at all.

"You are still addicted to hands and feet all day long! Let me go! Don't beat me!"

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