When a cannon fodder man is equipped with a princess system [Entertainment]

"Xiao Zhen, don't you want to eat it?" Su Yushan noticed that there were no peas in Luo Zhen's coconut milk.

"When I was in school, I watched too many Mendelian experiments, so I didn't want to eat peas anymore," Luo Zhen said.

Although he said that the peas had nothing to do with him, it looked fine, but if he really ate them in his stomach, he would be a bit unacceptable.

Su Yushan was about to say something when she suddenly felt something stuck in her leg. When she looked up, a small glass bottle buried in the sand and shining under the sunlight appeared in her sight.

"What is this?" She picked up the bottle, only to find that it turned out to be a very common drifting bottle with a green lucky star folded from colored paper inside.

"Open it and have a look." Tong Yuan said.

"There won't be any traps." Su Yushan was frightened by the program group with a lot of tricks, and now she asked herself to be more cautious in everything she did.

"Then ask him directly." Luo Zhen said suddenly.

ah?Who to ask?

His words made Su Yushan a little puzzled. When she was about to ask, she saw Luo Zhen raised her chin behind her: "Director, what is this bottle for?"

I tried my best to hide myself behind the camera, but unexpectedly I was caught by the first assistant director: "What bottle? How do I know?"

Luo Zhen: "Director, be sincere, this bottle was still in your pocket 3 minutes ago."

Deputy director:"……"

The co-author is not only good at finding bugs, but also at me?

The assistant director thought about it for a few seconds, and suddenly felt that he was scolding himself, coughed lightly twice, and said: "This is the rules of the game, just read it."

The cork of the drift bottle was pressed so tightly that Su Yushan couldn't open it and handed it to Chu Wu who was beside him. Chu Wu simply smashed the glass bottle with a stone, looked at the lucky star in his hand, raised his eyebrows and said: " It’s so sentimental, I suggest that this love can be spent on other things, such as improving the environment for us, or returning our things.”

The assistant director who was inexplicably stunned: "..."

Director Zhang, come quickly!When you're not here, these people all start to bully me!

Chu Wu unfolded the star, and the smile on his face froze immediately after seeing the content on it clearly.

"Xiao Chu, I'm a little confused when you're like this." Lin Yuhao suddenly had a bad intuition.

Chu Wu looked at the crowd: "Everyone, be mentally prepared."

Only then began to read the words on the paper: "The program team understands that the life of the guests on the island is not easy, because considering that this is the first time for everyone to survive in the wilderness, it is normal that they are not used to it in many places. In order to let everyone feel the enthusiasm and care of the program group, we now provide you with the following convenience: "

"If you can rely on your own hands to make a boat that can carry eight people, and successfully swim 100 meters on the sea surface, after completing this task, you will be able to end the journey of survival on a deserted island ahead of schedule.

If not, the journey will continue. According to the original plan, life on a deserted island will take three days to complete.How to choose, everyone is voluntary, and the program team will not interfere in any way. "

As soon as Chu Wu's words fell, Lin Yuhao's unbelievable voice sounded immediately: "We want to build our own boat? We still have to swim 100 meters? How is this possible?"

"That's right, director, if you don't want us to leave early, just say so, is it necessary?" Lu Yu said, "If we voluntarily give up this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, can you return our supplies?"

The assistant director shook his head expressing that there was no possibility of negotiation.

"How about it, are you sure you want to give up?" Su Yushan asked, "Actually, I really want to go back early."

These people are inexperienced, and the past few days here have been really hard. If they can go back to rest earlier, who would not want to.

"But it's impossible to complete the task. Let alone swim 100 meters, we probably won't even be able to make a decent boat." Lu Yu gave up on himself. He thought he was well prepared, but when he really arrived The island started the show, only to find that his theories were nothing more than paper.

"Well, let's vote. Those who are willing to be a boat can start. If they don't want to, then they have to start looking for food." Luo Zhen said, "I choose to be a boat."

"I also choose to be a boat." Ji Yue raised his hand.

"Me too." Chu Wu said immediately.

"And me." "I'm ready to make a boat too."...

Six of the eight people chose to complete the tasks given by the program group. Luo Zhen looked at Lu Yu and asked, "Brother Lu, have you made up your mind?"

Besides Lu Yu, the other person who didn't raise his hand was Lin Yuhao. At this time, his gaze also turned to Lu Yu: "Brother Lu, think about it carefully, I'll go with you."

Lu Yu was silent for a few seconds, then wiped his face: "Forget it, let's build a boat together, those who come up together must leave together."

"So you all chose to make the boat, is there anything else you want to modify?" the assistant director asked.

"No." Everyone shook their heads.

The assistant director nodded: "Okay, the mission time limit is before seven o'clock in the afternoon today, that is to say, you must complete the boat and complete the trial tour before dark, otherwise the mission will be considered a failure."

It was seven o'clock in the morning, and it seemed that twelve hours of preparation time was sufficient, but it was obviously very difficult to accomplish this goal without any raw materials and experience.

Everyone didn't hesitate, and after confirming that the tasks were consistent, they all stood up from the beach and started the formal preparations.

Although in real life, no one has actually made a boat, but they have never eaten pork and have seen pigs running. Everyone knows that the simplest and most likely boat to be made in the current environment is the bamboo raft.

"Then let's chop bamboo now." Lu Yu said, he was not very happy at first, but after making up his mind, he became the most active one.

"I saw some dry bamboos on the beach over there before. They should be usable." Chu Wu pointed to the east. The weather on the island is hot and the light is strong. It can be released without much effort.

Luo Zhen nodded: "It's fine to dry bamboo, but I'm afraid now that we won't be able to make up the required number of bamboo poles."

"How is it possible, there are so many bamboos behind here, we can cut a few more soon?" Lu Yu said, there are a lot of tall and thick bamboos growing on this island, in his opinion, there is no need to worry about the number.

"It's not that easy, Brother Lu, these growing bamboos are hard to cut unless we have a saw."

When preparing the luggage, no one thought that the director would frantically ask them to build a boat, and naturally no one would bring a saw.

Lu Yu didn't believe in evil, so he deliberately walked to a small cluster of bamboos, took out a Swiss army knife and chopped at the thinnest bamboo among them.

Lu Yu has been exercising for a long time, and his body is strong. His strength may be the biggest among these people, but even so, after he slashed at the bamboo for several minutes, the sharp saber was only left on the surface. A few not deep traces were left.

"I'm going to die of exhaustion." Lu Yure was sweating profusely. He looked at the standing bamboo in front of him in disbelief, and was stunned: "My God, did the bamboo on the island become fine?"

"Bamboo itself is not difficult to cut. The reason why it can't be cut is because there is air in it." Luo Zhen said as he took out the knife in his hand, and drilled a small hole on the mark made by Lu Yu.

"Does the air inside come out?" Su Yushan asked.

"Not yet." Luo Zhen shook his head, and instead of dealing with that bamboo, he made a small hole at the bottom of several other bamboos in the same way.

Then he put a suitable amount of twigs and coconut bark on the ground, went to the beach to fetch the fire and lit the pile of twigs.

Ji Yue: "Xiaozhen, do you want to burn them directly?"

Luo Zhen nodded: "Open a small opening at the bottom of the bamboo, let out the air inside, and then directly burn it with fire, so that they will fall by themselves."

Not long after he finished speaking, the bamboo that was ignited first fell down, because the bamboo pole was fresh, so the fire did not spread upwards, and it was extinguished only after the end was blackened.

At this time, Lu Yu understood why Luo Zhen was afraid that the number of bamboo poles would not be enough.

The bamboos on the island are very sparsely distributed, clusters here and there. It would take some time to find these bamboos, plus the steps of drilling holes and burning fires. In order to prevent forest fires, people will die after lighting the flames. You can't leave directly, you need to stay where you are until the fire goes out.

The time taken for each step is not too long, but it is a bit choking when added together.

"Let's do it separately." Ji Yue said, "The girls went to find shells and conch, Xiao Lin and Xia Jing went to pick coconuts, and the rest of us started chopping bamboo."

"Okay, then I'll go and deal with the dead bamboo on the beach over there first." Lu Yu said.

"I still need to prepare some bark, which will be used when making bamboo rafts." Luo Zhen reminded.

"Okay, I'll get it later." Chu Wu nodded.

After the division of labor is completed, everyone no longer delays, and all hurry up to prepare their own tasks.Due to limited time, during the preparation process, Luo Zhen could only speed up his hands as much as possible, but the appearance of the bamboo on this island was too hard, and his right hand holding the knife was a little numb from the shock.

[Host, the system store has a "God Saw that is going to die fast". Is there any need here? 】

"Oh, your dying saw also has a flame function." Luo Zhen replied lightly.

[No, why do you ask that. 】The system feels that it can't keep up with the rhythm of the host.

"If there is no fire, then how do you explain that there is no trace of burnt under the cut bamboo?" Luo Zhen shook his completely numb right hand. After thinking about it, he felt that this would not work. He had to rest for a minute after every few cuts , the efficiency of going back and forth is even lower.

He turned his head to look at the camera lens in his hand, smiled and said: "Although I said see no evil, but now there is no other way."

This sudden sentence stunned the netizens in front of the screen. Before they could figure out the answer, Luo Zhen on the other side of the screen had turned his head and suddenly reached out to take off his shirt.

The barrage froze for a moment, and then frantically swiped up:

"Whoa! Whoa! Whoa whoa!"

"Oh my god, I didn't realize that Luo Zhen has such a good figure!"

"In the front, it's easy to see that his clothes were wet when he went into the sea a few times."

"I know he has abs, but I never thought it would be such a standard eight-pack abs."

"Mom won't allow you to take off your clothes! Put them on quickly!"

……

Luo Zhen wrapped the clothes around the palm of his right hand and left a section on his wrist to ensure that the seedling would not be found. Then he picked up the knife again and slammed it down on the bamboo.

The bamboo surface is still very hard, but after being cushioned by the clothes, the shock and pain on the palm is not so strong. -

By the time Luo Zhen brought the bamboos he cut to the beach one after another, the work of the others was almost finished.

Everyone has no experience. If it is impossible to build a comfortable and stable bamboo raft, we can only use the bark to tie these bamboo poles together according to the familiar impression in everyone's mind.

This is a laborious job, and the girls will definitely not be able to finish it. While Tong Yuan was baking shells, Luo Zhen handed the knife in his hand to Su Yushan and said, "Senior Sister, please open four coconuts. Just smash it open with a stone and then chop it with a knife."

Now that time is urgent, Su Yushan nodded and went to deal with the coconuts without asking why.

The surface of these bamboos has not been specially treated. In order to prevent them from splitting in the middle, they must all be tied with bark. In this way, the workload of making the boat is even greater.

Coupled with the need for continuous experimentation, dismantling and improvement, it was already four o'clock in the afternoon when two slightly better bamboo rafts were made.

At this time, although there are still nearly three hours before the time stipulated by the director team, everyone decided to start the task ahead of time. After all, the weather at sea is unpredictable. It is a sunny day, and it may be a storm in the next second. .

Once it rains and there is a strong wind, let alone 100 meters, even the boat will not be able to get into the water.

The sun was still very hot at this time, and Luo Zhen handed out the leaves prepared early in the morning to everyone. Although the shading effect was not great, it was better than nothing.

"And this." He took out the coconut that Su Yushan had smashed open, "This is made by Sister Su. You mash the coconut meat inside and apply it on your body. It can squeeze out coconut oil, which is good for sun protection and anti-inflammation. Certain effect."

It's not because these people are entertainers and they need to pay extra attention to their appearance, but the sun here is too hot. In the past, everyone was looking for things in the woods, and they appeared on the beach for a short time, so it didn't have much impact.

There is no wind on the sea at the moment, and it is impossible to predict how long it will take to swim 100 meters, and it is very likely that you will get sunburned.

Lin Yuhao had picked a lot of coconuts before, and as the main source of water supplement, he put several on the two bamboo rafts.

Lu Yu stood in front of the bamboo raft and looked at it for several seconds, pointed to the one on the right and said, "This one is the best one, and it is relatively safer. Yu Shan, Tong Yuan, Xiao Jing and Xiao Lin will sit there. side."

After finishing speaking, he looked at the remaining people, "Is this one of us all right?"

"It's okay, let's start, it's getting late." Ji Yue replied, the bamboo raft looks solid at the moment, but it can't avoid the unexpected situation of sudden flooding in the sea, although everyone can swim, but it must be necessary Take care of girls and those with weaker physical strength.

Launching the bamboo raft is not so easy, let alone being on the beach with constant waves, only one person can go into the water first, and then hold the bamboo raft to prevent it from drifting away, while the others seize the opportunity to go up quickly.

After Lu Yu helped everyone on Su Yushan's side get on the boat, he ran over quickly. After he sat on it, Ji Yue let go of the bamboo raft and grabbed Luo Zhen's extended arm quickly. stepped up.

There is no wind on the sea now, and the bad luck that the sea breeze blows the bamboo raft to the shore has been avoided. This also means that they cannot use the power of the wind to complete the 100-meter task quickly.

Everyone was paddling in the sea with a bamboo pole whose bottom was specially cut off. Although everyone worked hard, the bamboo raft holding four adults was too heavy, making it impossible to move an inch.

"Damn, I want to go down and push." ​​Chu Wu was upset, but it was just talking like this, not to mention that there might be some unforeseen dangers in the sea, even if he really pushed, the people in the water would also It's hard to get up again.

Luo Zhen handed him a coconut, which had been opened on the shore before. Chu Wu raised his head, and the sweet liquid flowed into his mouth, barely calming down his depressed mood.

"When I swam 1000 meters before, I never felt that the distance of 100 meters is so long." Lu Yu was holding a coconut and drank it.

I don't know if it's because God couldn't see it. Just when everyone was exhausted and had no strength to move the bamboo poles, a gust of sea breeze suddenly picked up.

While bringing coolness to the people whose eyes were blackened by the sun, the bamboo raft that had begun to leak water began to move by itself.

"My God, it's finally windy, make it stronger! Let's swim 100 meters!" Lu Yu laughed.

Encouraged by the sea breeze, everyone suddenly felt energetic and started paddling the bamboo raft again.

Luo Zhen turned his head and was about to check on Lin Yuhao and the others when he suddenly saw Tong Yuan standing up excitedly, still talking non-stop.

The sea breeze blew her voice into fragments, and Luo Zhen couldn't hear her at all.

Just when he was about to ask Ji Yue, the next second, Tong Yuan stretched out his hand suddenly, and pushed Su Yushan who was sitting by the side of the boat into the water.

In order not to affect everyone's tasks, the shooting stage after launching was all completed by waterproof cameras tied around the bamboo raft.

Although the director team sent a motor boat to follow behind to protect everyone's safety, that boat was still a certain distance from their small bamboo raft.

But Tong Yuan's sudden attack was beyond everyone's expectation. Now the wind on the sea is getting stronger and stronger, and the waves are also following.The second Su Yushan fell into the water, Luo Zhen didn't have time to hesitate at all, her body reacted faster than her brain thought, and immediately jumped off.

Two loud "plops" of falling into the water attracted everyone's attention in an instant.

The author has something to say: The little mermaid who couldn't get love jumped into the water after her heart died, and turned into a handful of foam under the sunlight

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