【Leian】Love at first sight

Gray frowned, looked at the angry friend beside him, and glanced at the test tube bottle that was about to be crushed by the other party. Between not asking and avoiding the failure of this experiment, he decisively chose the latter.

"If you want to vent—" Gray quickly snatched the test tube bottle from An Mixiu's hand, he calmly poured the liquid into the petri dish, and said in a flat tone: "I think you can eat a little more at noon A bowl of rice."

The cold voice reached An Mixiu's ears, which made him wake up like a dream, and hurriedly scratched his hair apologetically, "I'm sorry. I'm just... well, a tenant who is not easy to get along with recently came to my house In order to make amends, An Mixiu hurriedly took a pen and paper and began to help record the changes in the experiment. His mind was still full of the drunken sex that Leishi had just mentioned on WeChat, but obviously he couldn't tell Gray about this kind of thing.He will surely be laughed to death.

"You finally rented out the house? It's good." Gray calmly moved the slide to the microscope. He wanted to make a joke to make his friend happy, although every time the joke sounded like a bad joke, it was still frozen in the refrigerator "If it's not Leishi's type, maybe Renren will pass."

Gray secretly applauded for his understanding, but couldn't wait for An Mixiu's response for a long time.He turned his head strangely, and saw An Mixiu holding the ballpoint pen tightly, with an expression on his face as if he had eaten shit.

Facing Gray's puzzled eyes, he was of course embarrassed to say that you guessed it right, my house is Leishi.An Mixiu could only forcefully smile, not to dwell on this topic any longer.Fortunately, Gray is not a person who likes to chat, and the two quickly finished the experiment and wrote the report in the remaining silence.

There are not many courses in the junior year, and most people are preparing for the postgraduate entrance examination or internship. Except for an experimental class in the morning, the rest of An Mixiu's time is free.He took the lead in saying goodbye to Gray and Kelly; he applied for a part-time job as a librarian in the school library this semester, and today is scheduled from 10 am to [-] noon, and he must arrive as soon as possible within the remaining [-] minutes.

The laboratory building was very close to the library, and An Mixiu walked slowly with his head down.The late cherry blossoms planted in the campus are now in the last crop, and the tender pink petals are whirling and falling in the wind. On the way to and fro during the rush hour, there are students holding textbooks, and the chairs beside the street trees are full of people in twos and threes. There was a boy who had no place, so he sat carelessly on the lawn and whistled Luo Dayou's song "Childhood".The hustle and bustle around his ears never went away, but An Mixiu was quiet in his heart, full of disdain for Lei Shi.

Fuck drunken sex, thanks to him being able to say it so shamelessly?An Mixiu rolled his eyes in his heart, deeply feeling that blocking this guy was too lenient for him.

As a well-known 985 institution of higher learning, University A has a long natural history, especially the magnificent library building was once praised as a characteristic of the school.An Mixiu has always liked this antique building. The historical bricks and stone steps always make him feel at ease. Coupled with the innumerable precious books, An Mixiu and the library are worthwhile. The curator got along well, and that's how he got this coveted part-time job.

Perhaps it is because there is one month before the College English Test Band [-] and [-], so many students have come to the library to borrow English materials recently.An Mixiu has always been a conscientious person. During the three-hour class, he didn't even look at his mobile phone. Even though Lei Shi's incident scratched his heart like a feather, he was forced to endure it out of dedication.

Maybe because I have something on my mind, I subconsciously want to keep myself immersed in busyness, and the three hours seem to pass much faster than usual.If it weren't for the girls taking over from below who knocked on the table above her head, An Mixiu would probably be able to write today's administrator's log into a [-]-word novel.

He got up with a smirk, and put the administrator badge hanging around his neck into his backpack along with other things.He remembered that Kelly and Ge Rui had made an appointment for lunch with him. An Mixiu blushed and walked out of the library quickly in the girl's kind and joking smile. Lion's phone call came in unexpectedly.

An Mixiu didn't know how this guy got his number. As for why he knew it was Leishi, it was purely because he had already got the phone number of the other party in the early years and quietly added it to the memo.

Frowning and looking at the name constantly flashing on the screen, An Mixiu hung up without thinking.He dug out WeChat to contact Kelly for dinner, but before the chat box was opened, Lei Shi called again.

Hang up—call—hang up—call again.Repeated several times, An Mixiu didn't block the person this time, stood at the door of the library and answered the phone with an indescribable roar:

"If you call again, believe it or not, I told Auntie to directly freeze your bank card?"

"Then I'll tell her that it was you, the villain, who filed the complaint first, and didn't listen to my apology." Lei Shi replied confidently, and An Mixiu was so angry that he laughed back.

"I don't know who the villain is. He beats people after drinking too much. Everyone says that alcohol is not a good thing. It is perfectly reflected in you, Lei Shi."

An Mixiu finished speaking in one breath, and immediately made preparations to knock Lei Shi back at any time.As a result, there was an eerie silence on the other end of the phone for more than ten seconds, and it was only after a while that Lei Shi let out a long sigh of relief, and said without thinking: "That's great...I'm still straight."

"...Are you poisonous?!"

"Damn it, you don't understand the kind of feeling that you think you've been straight for 20 years but you're actually a hidden paperclip—and then you're told that I'm actually a straight straight man in the last second!"

"Are you talking tongue twisters?!"

After knowing that he did not have sex after drinking, Lei Shi forgot about An Mixiu's taunting.He happily jumped up from the bed, and walked into the dining room with his slippers on. The series of B-BOX-like speeches just now made his mouth dry.Lei Shi sharp-eyed saw a glass of water on the counter. He held the phone in his left hand and the glass in his right hand, and took a gulp, only to realize that there was something wrong with the glass of water.This is a glass of honey water.

"Hello? Leishi? Do you still have to fart? I'm going to eat without me!"

On the other end of the phone, An Mixiu was still yelling impatiently. He was probably walking, and the sound of wind and birds singing from far and near came through the microphone.The sweet liquid flows down the throat, quenching thirst and relieving the headache caused by hangover.Lei Shi knew that An Mixiu had a My Little Pony brand teacup for drinking water, but the ones in front of him were just the most common paper cups. Simply connecting them together and imagining them, it was not difficult to guess who prepared them with what purpose.

After drinking a cup of honey, Lei Shi inevitably felt a little sorry.He thought to himself that this man's mouth was a bit poisonous, but his heart was really simple. At least he had been hangover so many times. Except for his own Ms. Lei, who had a knife mouth and a bean curd heart, no one really prepared honey water for him. Pass.

Lei Shi put the cup into the sink, ready to apologize to An Mixiu and thank you again.But these two words basically never appeared in his daily dictionary, and after dawdling for a long time, he could barely choke out a sentence.

He said, "An Mixiu, you will definitely become a good mother!"

Then in the next second, Lei Shi found that his phone number had also been blocked.

"I heard that Lei Shi's dormitory can't live in yet?" Kelly picked up a chopstick of Flammulina velutipes from the spicy hot pot she ordered, and took a big bite of the rice in the bowl.She chewed the rice in her mouth and spoke vaguely, but saw that the person being questioned was still staring at the beef noodles in the bowl in a daze.Kelly frowned, and tapped An Mixiu's bowl with her chopsticks in dissatisfaction, "Hey, hey, I'm talking to you, don't be dazed!"

"Ah? Oh... what did you just say?" An Mixiu was so frightened that his chopsticks almost dropped under the table, he touched his nose blushingly, and faced the helpless face of the little witch.

"I said—Lei Shi's—the bedroom! Really, you can lose your mind after eating, and you really masturbate a lot before going to bed at night?"

"...all kinds of ghosts." An Mixiu shook his head dumbfounded, picking up the noodles in the bowl one by one, "Should there be a safety hazard after a fire? Anyway, I heard a few school girls say that it doesn't matter. The dormitory supervisors in the male and female dormitories are strictly checking the use of electrical appliances.”

"Tsk tsk, as expected, living on campus is all sorts of unpleasant. Fortunately, I moved out recently. By the way, my new roommate is quite interesting. I don't know if you guys recognize her. It's An Lijie from the Department of Astronomy..."

Seeing that Kelly changed the subject and talked endlessly about her new roommate, An Mixiu subconsciously breathed a sigh of relief, for fear that the little witch would continue the topic just now, or ask something like where Lei Shi lives now Come.He has never been very good at lying, especially Kelly's piercing eyes. He must be able to see through the lie within three seconds.

He was playing with his phone carelessly while listening to Kelly's chatter. The noodles in his hand were basically lumped together, and An Mixiu didn't have much desire to eat them.Now he is full of anger at Lei Shi's stupid words a few minutes ago, and he finds it funny after being angry for a while. He really doesn't know how Lei Shi's outrageously low EQ can survive in this sinister society. survived.Why hasn't he been beaten to death yet?It's puzzling.

An Mixiu has no regrets for blocking Leishi.After so many years of tempering, he finally understood that he should be ruthless when dealing with people like Lei Shi.This kind of person has always climbed along the pole, the better you treat him, the more lawless you will be.Anyway, An Mixiu has long since given up daydreaming about his childhood, and it doesn't matter Lei Shi's attitude towards him.That being the case, why not make yourself feel better?

With such a mood, An Mixiu didn't release Lei Shi from the blacklist until after school in the afternoon.

In the evening, he had an elective course for credit, which he and Grey had taken together, but after answering a phone call outside the laboratory in the afternoon, the kid stared at An Mixiu with bright eyes.After all, I have been hanging around for so many years, and I don't know that Xiao Jiujiu, who is paralyzed, is really sorry for his IQ.An Mixiu shrugged and agreed to help Grey sign in, and then saw the person who always packs equipment rigorously after school throw his things on the table, and ran out with his bag on his back.Of course, he was a handsome guy after all, and he ran wildly with aloofness.

The elective course is film appreciation, purely to pass the time.Probably the professor himself knew that everyone had mixed credits. Seeing that none of the lecture theaters were full, but the signature forms were full, he didn't say anything. He shook his mustache and started to show everyone a movie.

Today is the third part of Harry Potter. According to the professor's urgency to finish the Lord of the Rings series in one go, it is not difficult to guess that the remaining few courses of this semester will be spent in the magic school.

Some people sneaked out through the back door through the dark classroom after signing in, and some people fell asleep on the table and yawned; An Mixiu liked this series quite a lot, he sat upright like the few remaining He got up and watched the movie mentally.

An Mixiu sat in the third row from the bottom.This lecture theater was very large, and the professor sat in the first row very reasonably, so even if someone entered or exited the classroom, they would basically not be noticed.But most of the sneaky things are young couples, who use this class as a private theater, doing things that are especially suitable in this atmosphere.

So when Lei Shi touched Hei's buttocks and sat next to An Mixiu, he swore that he had exhausted all his life's endurance, so he didn't yell out in the classroom on the spot.

"..." An Mixiu looked at Lei Shi who was unconscious and still grinning, and moved one step faster than his brain, and chopped his right foot directly on the sole of the opponent's foot, in line with the movie The pitiful screams just happened to make Leishi groan.

"It hurts to death... Damn An Mixiu!" Surrounded by people watching movies, Lei Shi's voice was not too loud, but after all, he was trampled hard just now, and his voice seemed to leak from his teeth It seems ethereal.He gasped in pain, and punched An Mixiu without hesitation.

"Hiss——" An Mixiu was beaten to the left, but fortunately, no one nearby noticed. He took advantage of the sudden high-pitched music of the movie and wanted to step on Leishi's foot again.It's a pity that this guy learned a lot and missed it.

"Haha, idiot - my god, it hurts!"

"You are the fool!"

The two pushed and shoved each other for a long time, until a young lady next to him gave him an unfriendly look, An Mixiu immediately stopped his movements, he bowed his head in apology, and slapped Lei Shi's fist by the way, glaring With just one glance, the guy stopped fighting with such an awkward posture.

"Hey, hey, why are you holding my hand? Damn it, it looks so gay!" Lei Shi felt uncomfortable with An Mixiu.He had completely forgotten why he came here, and his mind was full of thoughts of "Fuck, do I look like a gay now?"

Hearing what he said, An Mixiu immediately let go.He shook his hands pretending to be disgusted, propping his chin with one hand and staring at Lei Shi, who was still a little out of condition, "You didn't take this course, did you?"

An Mixiu quickly pulled Lei Shi out of the vortex of whether he was gay or not, and he immediately remembered his purpose for coming here.Lei Shi cleared his throat, and felt that his tone should be tactful when discussing with others, although most of the time he had a wrong definition of tact.

"I can't help it. Some people have blocked my WeChat and phone calls. I can only come to the classroom to arrest people."

"...Didn't you bring it on yourself?" An Mixiu sneered and looked at him with raised eyebrows, "You can tell a man that you will be a good mother. Lei Shi, I really doubt how you can live smoothly up to now."

"Of course, those who want to beat me will be beaten by me first - no, don't change the subject. I originally wanted to thank you, uh, it's the glass of honey water." Lei Shi scratched his hair irritably , the word thank you was stuck between the teeth, and it took a lot of effort to say it, "Okay, I admit that there is something wrong with my way of speaking, I apologize! So can you pull me out of the blacklist first?"

An Mixiu looked him up and down suspiciously, as if meeting Lei Shi for the first time, "I don't think you, Mr. Lei, would care if I put you in the blacklist or not."

"Nonsense, of course I don't—ah no, I'm saving money to buy a few games recently, if you sue my mother, it will be cold." Lei Shi just wanted to say that this is not nonsense, who cares? You, when the words came to the lips, seeing An Mixiu's cold expression, he quickly swallowed them back.He is short on money recently, and he is anxious about a few games that are about to be released. Facing An Mixiu, the King of Hades, he can only grit his teeth and bow his head.

"I apologize! Hey, hey, please save face."

It is also the first time An Mixiu has seen someone who can make Fu Xiao so self-confident and self-assured. He clearly said to save face, but his clenched fists seemed to be able to greet him in the next second if he disagreed. It's like it's on your own face.But the matter has come to this point, An Mixiu is quite happy, he seldom let Lei Shi be beaten, and he even ran to the school eagerly to "beg" him.Although the tone and action are very inconsistent, this is really unexpected a few years ago.

"Okay, I'll save face for you." An Mixiu took out his mobile phone in front of Lei Shi, and released the person from the blacklist a few times.After finishing all this, he lazily put it away again, leaned back on the chair and continued watching the movie.

Seeing his leisurely appearance, Lei Shi, who had prepared a full stomach of threatening words, was stunned.He thought it was a hard bone, but he didn't expect it to be softer than bone marrow.An Mixiu didn't threaten or make any extra demands, Lei Shi was so upright that he rarely blushed and felt embarrassed.

Is he going too far...Lei Shi subconsciously reflected for the first time.

But soon this little thought was forgotten.He originally thought of going to an Internet cafe to play games after finding An Mixiu, but seeing the focused expressions of the people around him watching the movie, and this movie, he didn't hate it either.Lei Shi didn't know which muscle he had made a mistake, and the idea of ​​leaving was suddenly extinguished. He also imitated An Mixiu's sitting posture, leaning on the chair and looking at Harry Potter.

"...Go away, you are not in this class at all."

"Why are you so stingy, the open courses in the university are all open to you, okay?"

"Then I'll go to another place—"

"For another fart, how much you walk around will affect other people's viewing experience."

"I'm so fucking shocked, you also think about other people's viewing experience?"

"Okay, shut up and don't disturb me watching the movie."

"...Damn it? Who bothered who!"

TBC.