The president has a big tail

(1) After five years

Bagua Tower:

The popular young student gave birth to a child in a hidden marriage abroad, but the object was a rich girl!This female angel has a devilish figure and a d-cup chest!Give birth to a second son, the child is already seven years old!

Yan Lan burst into tears after reading this gossip, touched Wei Xiao's chest muscles and said, "Do you have a d?"

Wei Xiao touched it back silently, and said: "Don't touch it randomly, and put out the fire by yourself."

The incident started one day five years later, not long after Yan Lan won his second best actor trophy.Xiaohong and Xiaobai went to the first grade of elementary school, took the socialist primary school examination for the first time, and passed the exam.

Wei Xiao happened to be on a business trip in the UK on an urgent matter. The two parents who were going to receive teacher education together ended up being Comrade Yan Lan who went to receive socialist education alone... a baptism for the parents.

I also signed a few names for the children's teachers.

When Yan Lan led the frustrated two children out of the school gate alone, even though he was wearing sunglasses, he was still very eye-catching.

Then came this report.

Some people commented: Everyone can't see a child and guess there is a mother!What if it was a surrogate?That is more in line with our guess!The Wahahaha of Mr. Fox and Little Prince Yanlan!

This post has been liked [-] times. It seems that there are many fans who share the same thoughts as this comrade.

A few days later, Yan Lan and Wei Xiao played mahjong together with their friends, gathered two tables, and everyone said they wanted to have a drink and get together.

Cong Yi glanced at Xiaohong's test paper, and was still laughing. He whispered to Yan Lan, "Haha, actually my grades were like this in elementary school. Don't worry, Lanlan. Your grades in junior high school will be even worse! If not I can't go to high school at all with my brother's money! In college, I'm a shitty card line..."

Yan Lan covered Cong Yi's mouth and said, "OK, don't say it."

Cong Yi faltered and shouted: "Actually, learning is not everything—"

"Oh, I'm crazy, come on, Alipay transfers money to me - especially you, silly roe, you transfer more." Yan Lan said, "Hu Hei Hu Bai, don't run away, 888 per person!"

Cong Dehu at the next table.Vice President Yang lost miserably, and yelled miserably: "It's over!! Losing so much my wife killed me!"

Wei Xiao chuckled and said, "Siblings take care of the money? In my family, I take care of the money."

"My family is the same, I take care of the money." Cong De said.

Mr. Xiong looked at Cong De and Wei Xiao with admiration, and said, "You are so amazing!"

Wei Xiao said: "But my daughter-in-law, he earns more and more, which makes me feel very crisis."

Cong De also said helplessly: "I didn't expect Xiao Yi to become an excellent designer. I really miss the days when he asked me for pocket money. He said 'brother' every bite, which is so sweet."

Mr. Xiong was fascinated by what he heard, and said enviously: "That's great, all my money belongs to Penguin!"

Deputy Yang patted him: "Didn't you hear that, these two are showing off their wives!"

"Didn't you hear that? I'm showing off my husband." Boss Xiong smiled innocently, "Hehehe."

Today is the weekend, Xiaohong and Xiaobai were running out to play on tiptoe, when Wei Xiao dragged him back and said sternly: "What time is it, what time is it, correct the test paper!"

Little Red and Little White: ...

Yan Lan got up and said softly: "Actually, it's not that the fathers don't want you to play. It's just that playing every day is not good for your physical and mental health, and you will become a playboy in the future."

Xiaohong: "But our family has a mine."

Xiaobai: "Stop talking! If you say such things again, Dad will send us to mine!"

Yan Lan sighed and gave Wei Xiao a wink.

Wei Xiao got up and took the child to do homework for the weekend.The substitute Mr. Penguin replaced Wei Xiao.

It was the first time for Cong De to meet Mr. Xiong's boyfriend. He looked at Mr. Penguin curiously for a while, and after a moment of silence, he said, "Excuse me, are you a real penguin?"

Mr. Penguin: "Yes."

Cong De touched his nose: "Then, is Antarctica cold?"

Mr. Penguin: "It's okay, our penguins have suits to wear."

Cong De: "Oh... so. It's the first time I've talked to a penguin. Excuse me."

Mr. Penguin: "It's okay."

Yan Lan: "...your brother roe deer is very interesting."

"What's interesting? Interesting." Cong Yi looked aggrieved, "I think he is a robot, what he does every day is arranged, get off work at nine o'clock, wash at ten o'clock, 10:30..."

Yan Lan bent her eyes and said with great interest, "What are you doing at 10:30?"

"10:30..." Cong Yi blushed, "I'm still busy anyway."

Yan Lan let out a groan, thinking about it. I don't know how long I will be working roe deer at 10:30. It seems that Cong De's physical fitness is still pretty good.

Everyone drank too much that night, and everyone stayed at Yan Lan and Wei Xiao's home.Yan Lan got dizzy from drinking, and moved Mr. Xiong and Mr. Penguin, who were paralyzed, to the guest room. Wei Xiao stuffed Vice President Yang into Sister Yang's car, and brother Tibetan Fox into the guest room.

Dizzy Yan Lan went to check the child's homework, feeling that the numbers were floating.

Xiaohong: "Papa Lan, you'd better go to sleep."

Xiao Bai patted Yan Lan's shoulder and said, "Good night, Dad, we're going to bed too."

Drunk Yan Lan left the child's bedroom, and when she looked up, she saw a white and tender roe deer hugging a pillow looking for her brother.

Seeing Yan Lan, Cong Yi smiled sweetly, and said, "Lan Lan, I don't know which bedroom my brother has entered, can you take me there?"

Yan Lan took the roe deer to a brand-new guest room, then "slapped" the roe deer down, leaned on Cong Yi's shoulder and said, "You look very soft, my friend."

Cong Yi: "..."

Cong De and Wei Xiao at the door: "... Excuse me?"

Wei Xiao picked up his wife and left, Cong De closed the door, and looked at Cong Yi silently.

Cong Yi shrugged and said, "Good night, brother."

Cong De pulled his tie and lay down next to Cong Yi: "Speaking of which, you don't seem to have ever called me anything other than brother."

Cong Yi said: "I don't call you brother, what do I call you?"

Cong De: "Well... you can call it on a specific occasion?"

Cong Yi shyly turned his head away and said, "Don't think I don't know what you're thinking...you just want to bully me. I won't call you."

Cong De pushed Cong Yi lightly, and Cong Yi fell down.

"You are so soft." Cong De touched his chin and said, "Come and call me brother?"

Cong Yi: "I'm already 27, look at your tone."

"27 is also Xiaoyi," Cong De said while rubbing his chin, "I suddenly discovered that my Xiaoyi is so pure..."

Early the next morning, Cong Yi came to Yan Lan and said, "Lan Lan, I want to watch porn."

Hangover Yan Lan drank a cup of hangover tea, thinking that she was hallucinating: "Do you have a fever?"

"I want to watch pornography." Cong Yi said slowly, "I've only watched one pornography, and I watched it with my brother."

Yan Lan was shocked and said, "So pure!"

Cong Yi said: "... Lanlan, do you have one? I want to see... I haven't danced a di, life is so regrettable!"

"The two of us watch pornography and pornography together?" Yan Lan laughed, "You made me laugh early in the morning. Bundi and your brother will go together."

"Let's talk about it, I want to watch Xiao Huangwen..."

"All right, all right." Yan Lan said, "Wait, although I don't have one ready-made, but I have a strong search ability..."

Yan Lan searched for a long time, and found a magical website, Haitang Literature City.

Cong Yi applauded, and was very excited when he saw the title of this invincible and extremely sexual article, and said, "Wow!"

Yan Lan recharged ten yuan into the account, and then secretly watched it with Cong Yi.

The two of them read a page and fell silent suddenly. Cong Yi whispered, "Why, why does this boy have a uterus."

Yan Lan: "...it seems to be a hermaphrodite."

They both read another page.

Yan Lan: "...how about another copy?"

"I think it's okay, let's change it."

So the two changed one, another, and another.

Cong Yi began to doubt his life: "I feel that my brother's operations are not quite the same as theirs..."

Yan Lan: "Me too... have you noticed that their... conversations are so similar. What are they all..."

Cong Yi nodded immediately, motioned Yan Lan not to speak out, and said in a low voice, "Actually, I didn't have the energy to shout so much at that time...why did they talk so much."

Yan Lan said: "There is a gap between the novel and the reality, forget it, don't read it."

"What are you two doing?" Wei Xiao stood at the door suspiciously, "Go downstairs and have breakfast."

Cong De stood at the door with his coat on and stared at his younger brother. Cong Yi flinched and pretended not to see him.

Cong De came in to look at the computer with great interest, Yan Lan was stunned, forgot to close the lid, and saw Cong De lightly smiling very rarely.He didn't say anything, Cong Yi himself blushed.

Wei Xiao was even more puzzled, and said, "The coffee is ready, is there anyone drinking it?"

"I drink, I drink." Yan Lan said, "Let's go, I'll clean up the table and tell the Tibetan fox brothers to get up."

"Let's stop drinking, keep in good health." Cong De squeezed Cong Yi's waist lightly when he went out, and whispered in Cong Yi's ear, "Do you want to try?"

Cong Yi quickly slipped away, leaving a sentence of "You are so annoying", which made Cong De chuckle softly.

(2) Ten years later

Mr. Fox originally hid his vest tightly, but he lost his horse because Yan Lan, who was drunk, mistook the big size for the small size again ten years later, reposted Wei Xiao's Weibo and said: Haha Haha hubby is going to see the stars tonight?

That day’s hot search #颜兰后面的狐狐先生#, and that night’s catchphrase #老夫要去看星球像#.

Yan Lan was silent for a while, thinking to herself that she was already in her 30s anyway, and now she is a capable married man, so let's just lose my horse!

Isn't it easy to do things?

Yan Lan put a family photo on the tuba.In the photo, two handsome men, each holding a cub, are smiling at the camera in the sun.

That night, the hot searches went viral, and Comrade Yan Lan made a bold statement, letting everyone finally understand Mr. Fox's real body... so handsome!

Not some rich woman with big breasts!

Not some 50-year-old bald gold master!

So this is the man behind Yan Lan!Hasn't this been out of the circle for a long time... Is it the mature version of vidaz? !

For a while, Wei Xiao and Yan Lan's danmei drama was revealed, and everyone went to admire the beautiful Yan Lan and Vidaz's strong and strong body... and said that they did not expect these two people to finally come together It's so rare to be together!

But there are always some rumors in the city, Yan Lan posted this, and someone broke the news that this is Vidaz's brother, the two brothers loved Yan Lan to death, first this and then that... the scale is comparable to that of Xiao Huang Wen, Yan Lan I shook my head after reading it.

Then the evil Comrade Yan Lan posted another Weibo: That's right, it's my brother!

Wei Xiao was like this, he was greened by himself.

The once little beauty has grown into a great beauty. Yan Lan used spells to make her appearance unchanged after the age of 25. His age seems to be frozen, and the skin condition in front of the camera is always amazing.

After the announcement, Yan Lan still seemed very shy in the interview. The host asked him: "Recently, fans are very concerned about your emotional life. Some fans asked, what is the most attractive thing about Mr. Wei?"

Yan Lan said with a smile: "Probably... living with him, time will slow down."

"Time slows down?"

"He is the kind of person who is very organized and knows how to live. He also takes care of his family." Yan Lan said, "He has a good brain and can teach children to learn!"

"Then, what does it mean to go to see the stars?" The host asked with bright eyes, "Is it a promise?"

"It's not... I drank too much that day, and I clamored to go to Norway to see the stars." Yan Lan said, "He praised me that day, and I was a little drifting, so I said I wanted to see the stars."

The host's eyes began to light up: "What did you praise you for?"

"...Well," Yan Lan was even more embarrassed, "he said that when I looked at him, there seemed to be stars in his eyes. I told him it was love... Hey, let's stop chatting, this is so embarrassing, the words of a drunk .”

The host is a fan of Yan Lan, tears welled up in his eyes when he heard this, thinking that Lan Lan has a good home, and their fans are also very happy!

(3) After 1000 years——

Yan Lan and Wei Xiao bought a new large spaceship from Mercedes-Benz, and they are traveling in the Milky Way to watch the stars.

At this time, Yan Lan was already one thousand and twenty-two years old. She still looked like the little beauty back then. She leaned in Wei Xiao's arms and waited for Wei Xiao to feed him fruit. She even licked Wei Xiao gently with the tip of her tongue. finger.

Wei Xiaohong and Wei Xiaobai had already grown up, and at this time, they took a look at the two tired and crooked fathers on the spaceship, and walked away silently.

"Sure enough, brother Lanlan is still the king's little prince." Xiaohong said, "It's great that the relationship is still so good after so many years."

Xiaobai snorted, then turned to Xiaohong suddenly and said, "We are still together even today, and our relationship is not bad."

The spaceship moved slowly, Yan Lan and Wei Xiao held each other's hands.

Time is not old, the fox and the little prince will not be separated.