4000-year-old stone statue revived

Hearing Tang Xiaoyu's thoughtless question, Ling Guang was so annoyed that he almost raised his hand to slap him.Tang Xiaoyu, who was in a daze, was daring, and even tried to reach out and touch the other person's forehead. Of course, he couldn't succeed.

"Take him back." Ling Guang stood up with a dark face, and kicked Tang Xiaoyu towards Xiezhi in disgust.

Xiezhi is not an ignorant commoner like Tang Xiaoyu.He is just an ordinary divine beast, at most he can live a little longer. A while ago when the divine monarch had not yet recovered his divine power, he occasionally dared to argue with him. Now, except for bowing his head and answering honestly, he dared not even dare to resist at all.

Ling Guang watched Xiezhi carry Tang Xiaoyu away in embarrassment, and closed the door with complicated emotions.

After merging with the divine body, not only the divine power but also the memory of the past 4000 years was rapidly restored. For 4000 years, what the god body has seen and experienced has poured into his mind like a wave, and there is the part that he least wants to touch. He would rather turn into a stone statue, and would rather remain in a weak state than know about it. part.

He paced slowly like a tired traveler, pulled out a chick from the pile of ashes on the tin foil, put it in his arms, and then walked to the recliner to lie down.

The moonlight is very good, it reminds people.

At the same moment, Xie Zhi hobbled with Tang Xiaoyu in his arms.It wasn't that he wasn't strong enough, the main reason was that Tang Xiaoyu's legs were as soft as mud, just like the adou who couldn't help him.The two tossed and changed positions three or four times, and Xiezhi finally gave up on saving Adou, and sincerely suggested, "Let me carry you!"

Tang Xiaoyu was still immersed in the emotion of "you can be driven out just by touching the trough, it's too stingy", he grunted and agreed to whatever others said.

As a result, Xiezhi, who got the approval, dwarfed his body and leaned forward. When he raised his head again, he had already turned into a thick black-haired one-horned ram with piercing eyes, like a handsome night demon under the moonlight.

Tang Xiaoyu: "Pfft!!!"

Whoareyouwhatareyouhowwareyou? ? ?

Xiezhi snorted in frustration, threw Tang Xiaoyu on his back with his head, soared into the air with all four hooves, rushed into the clouds like lightning, and ran wildly in mid-air.

Tang Xiaoyu let out a croaking scream, and threw himself on the bristle-like bristle, his mind was full of: Fuck, shit, shit, I'm flying, shit, I'll be on the front page of the morning news tomorrow!

His worries are superfluous, Xie Zhi has not lived in vain for thousands of years, otherwise he would have been caught by the scientist uncle as a guinea pig.So, Tang Xiaoyu, who experienced flying through the clouds for the first time in more than [-] years, landed on the small balcony outside his room with a puff after [-] minutes.

He almost knocked off his underpants which were hanging out.

The feeling of being down-to-earth made Tang Xiaoyu feel very at ease. The exhaustion from running around all day came to him at this time. He even forgot about his hunger. He said good night to Xie Zhi, who was obediently squatting next to him, and went back to the house, threw himself on the bed and fell asleep .

A nightmarish nightmare.

When he woke up, he couldn't remember the content clearly, only a trace of inexplicable emotion remained.It seems to be remorse, resentment, and the sadness of missing the whole world.Taste it carefully, but it is awe-inspiring, with a resignation like cutting flesh and bones.

Tang Xiaoyu lay on his back, trying to calm down.

Immediately afterwards, he found translucent things floating around in front of his eyes, like ghosts in that kind of film and television works.

"Xiaoyu's grandson is getting up, he's going to work..."

That thing actually made a sound!Tang Xiaoyu froze all over, looked carefully in horror, it turned out to be——

His grandma!

His grandma had been dead for five years!

The ghost of his grandma who had been dead for five years!

"Ah!!!" Tang Xiaoyu scrambled and fell off the bed, the horrified screams shook the walls slightly!

Xie Zhi, who was lying on the balcony snoring, suddenly woke up, stood up suddenly, knocked open the door and wanted to rush in!

Tang's mother's footsteps approached from the living room, and she tapped on the door twice: "What's wrong, Xiaoyu?"

Tang Xiaoyu opened his mouth wide and stared at his grandma like a fool. No, the ghost who looked like a grandma stammered after a long while and said, "Ah, I'm fine, I just rolled off the bed."

While speaking, he didn't dare to take his eyes off his grandma for fear that if he turned his head, the ghost would transform into an evil spirit and pounce on him and cut his neck off.

The sound of kicking disappeared, and Xiezhi yawned from his mouth, and lay down sleepily, wanting to continue to sleep.Tang Xiaoyu rushed over to strangle his thick black neck, pointed at the ghost and asked tremblingly, "Then what's going on with that?"

"Self-binding spirit." Xiezhi obviously didn't pay attention to that kind of gadget: "I guess there was some obsession that he didn't let go of when he died, so he was bound, and there is no danger."

Whether it is dangerous or not is another matter, just leaving it like this is scary, dear!

and many more.

Tang Xiaoyu thought of a possibility that would make him vomit blood, so he turned his head stiffly and asked, "Grandma, have you been here for the past five years?"

His little porn book!His little movie!His DIY!

The ghost with a friendly expression rose a little bit, and nodded towards him with a smile.

"..." Tang Xiaoyu, died.

On the way to the museum (Xiezhi strongly requested to be a mount), Tang Xiaoyu was puzzled by Monk Zhang Er.It is said that grandma's ghost floated in the house five years ago, why did he suddenly see it now?

And could he see it from now on?Then how can you live a good life?

The yin and yang eyes and so on sound like fun, but it's really terrible to talk about hell every moment!

Tang Xiaoyu decided to ask Ling Guang. He felt that this matter had something to do with what happened yesterday.

Xiezhi's speed was faster than that of the little dolphin battery car. Tang Xiaoyu hurriedly punched his card and went straight to the attic of the South Courtyard.The attic door was closed as usual, he held the handle and twisted and pushed, but strangely, he couldn't open it.

God locked the door?

This weird idea circled in his mind for a week, then was thrown behind him.He knocked on the door twice and shouted, "Shenjun, Shenjun! Are you there?"

There was no response from the door.

Could it be that he went out?No, the gods usually don't lock the door when they go out.

Tang Xiaoyu frowned and thought hard.

Seeing Tang Xiaoyu's confused expression, Xie Zhi wanted to help.He used a bit of divine power to turn the doorknob. He had never imagined that his fingertips would suddenly hurt when touched by divine power. He retracted his hand with a groan, and there was a burnt red mark on it.

"Wow, the seal of the gods!" Xie Zhi felt terrified, and stepped back quickly, holding his fingers.

The cheapskate!Tang Xiaoyu's belly turned round with anger.Didn't he just touch it, no, didn't touch it at all, at most it was a joke in the air conditioner, which sealed the door?

"You lock, you lock, I don't bother to talk to you if you lock." Tang Xiaoyu yelled at the door, sulking for a while with his hips on his hips, and decided to come back later.

Waited for three days.

Don't ask Tang Xiaoyu how he got here these three days, he came home at night and found that grandma's ghost was still floating around the house, and even went to the bathroom to spy on him after going to the bathroom, then resolutely returned to the museum and made do with Xiezhi in the office for three days.

Three days later, the seal on the attic door was finally lifted.Tang Xiaoyu got up early and saw seabirds parked on the balcony of the attic, and guessed that he could meet with the god, so he didn't think about his previous decision to ignore the other party, so he ran upstairs.

The door was open.

Ling Guang sat on the recliner, looking at the balcony.Daring birds hopped over the window frames and walked on the teak floors.

The picture is beautiful.

"Shenjun..." Tang Xiaoyu called in a low voice, unwilling to destroy the picturesque beauty.

Ling Guang turned his head following the sound, with a subtle expression on his face.But he didn't say anything, he just blinked slightly at Tang Xiaoyu.

Tang Xiaoyu instantly forgot his surname and what he wanted to do, and walked forward to Ling Guang in a daze, opening and closing his mouth in vain.Then, he discovered that there was a chick covered in gray-red fluff in the other party's arms.

"Huh?" He uttered a syllable to express his doubts.

Ling Guang pursed his lips, loosened his arms slightly, and showed him the chick: "Feng Shisan."

Feng... Thirteen?

Tang Xiaoyu's mind turned wildly, countless information converged and connected, and then broke and flipped. Finally, a clear line of reasoning emerged, and he couldn't help crying out.

"Mr. Feng is only a phoenix?!"

Ling Guang twitched the corner of his mouth: "You are really dull."

Tang Xiaoyu felt a little tired, and decided to make the world view even more broken, so he asked directly: "Then brother Xie Zhi——?"

Ling Guang was puzzled and said, "It's Xiezhi."

Tang Xiaoyu is a student of history, and has read a lot of strange novels. After thinking for a long time, following various clues in pronunciation and getting along with each other, he finally found out the real body of Brother Xie Zhi: "Xie Zhi?!"

Before Ling Guang could make a sound, he immediately continued to shout: "Xie Zhi called me master, I'm special, I'm special, could it be that I was Gao Yao in my previous life?!"

Ling Guang said angrily: "Gao Tao is a feeder! What is it..." Speaking of this, he suddenly realized that he almost slipped his mouth, so he quickly closed his lips and stopped making a sound.

Tang Xiaoyu was immersed in the dream that he seemed to be a very powerful person in his previous life. He didn't listen to Qing Lingguang's words, so he danced happily.After singing and dancing for a while, he remembered the purpose of coming to find the god, and immediately retracted his hands and feet, and squatted on the opponent's lap in aggrieved manner.

"Shenjun, why can I suddenly see ghosts?"

Ling Guang figured out the reason after a little thought, but he couldn't speak out, so he had to think about ways to lie.

"...Maybe it's because of being close to me."

Tang Xiaoyu nervously said: "Ah, what should we do? Are we going to be far apart?"

Ling Guang's words froze: "...you don't want to separate?"

Tang Xiaoyu fell into extremely contradictory self-entanglement.He seemed to be reluctant to be separated from the Divine Lord, especially since the day Feng Lao was reborn, this idea became more and more serious, making the three days without seeing the Divine Lord extremely difficult.

However, if you don't separate, you have to go to hell all the time.Let’s not talk about how depressing the ghost of the grandma at home is, let’s talk about going to work. The day before yesterday, he walked around the front area of ​​the museum, and saw dense gray and white ghosts attached to the calligraphy and paintings, and the dead people were even protruding from the utensils. Head, what kind of psychological pressure can a normal person bear?

What a headache... Tang Xiaoyu, who had never had a choice disorder, experienced the feeling of constipation for the first time. He scratched Ling Guang's knee for a while with a distorted expression, and finally made up his mind.

"Shenjun, do you have a way to let my grandma's old man's ghost ascend to heaven and reincarnate comfortably?"