4000-year-old stone statue revived

"What? You, you said you want to reshape the 18-meter stone statue?!" The dean's voice cracked a bit.

Ling Guang nodded, then corrected with a frown: "It's not reshaping, but I will be transformed into a stone statue again, and everything will be the same as before."

"Why, why?" The dean stammered and asked: "God, god, why did you turn into a stone statue?"

Ling Guang's sharp eyebrows and eyes turned coldly to the dean: "This is not your business."

"This..." Although the dean was stared until the hairs on his back stood upright, he still explained in a difficult way: "It is such a god, you see, the stone statue was blown up before, I can use a small stone statue found inside to fool it, now To make another one, I can also say that the museum hired workers to do it, but if you come out, go in, come out and go in after a few days, I..."

As he spoke, he made back and forth gestures with his hands, his face was full of flattery, and he hoped that this willful god would think twice before acting.

"I won't come out." Ling Guang lowered his head, the dimness in his eyes was not seen by anyone.He repeated in a low voice: "It won't come out..."

The dean had never seen his expression before. He observed in silence for a moment curiously, and then boldly asked: "Is it related to Tang Xiaoyu from our hospital? He resigned some time ago, saying it was..."

"To shut up!"

Ling Guang scolded angrily, and the fragile pots, pans, and pans in the dean's room smashed into dross under the dean's distressed expression. The tyrannical divine power caused the dean's fat face to swell, and the Mediterranean bald head was shiny, and those few sticks concealed his ugliness. Its hair fluttered in a mess, like a few balls of seaweed caught in a whirlpool.

The high temperature brought by the divine power directly curled up the green leaves of the plants, shriveled and drooped, as if they had been short of water for three months.

The dean's expression was dull, and he mechanically raised his arms to wipe away the sweat, and brushed away the hair sticking to his cheeks and neck along the way.

"Anyway, I'll turn into a stone statue, that's all."

Ling Guang made the last sentence and walked away.

In the dead of night, on the square base by the seaside of the museum, there was an additional 18-meter-high stone statue of Lingguang Shenjun with unique materials and craftsmanship.

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Three days later, at the Obstetrics and Gynecology Department of Dizhou People's Hospital.

In the evening, the red light of the setting sun shines through the windows, and the warmth relaxes the anxious mood of expectant mothers.

"That cloud looks like a flying red dragon..."

Hearing someone muttering like this by the window, Tang Jun turned his head to take a look, and then turned back immediately.

His wife has already entered the delivery room. It is said that she is in good health and will soon be able to drive to the ten fingers of the childbirth.At that time, he will be busy, the elders of both parties will not be there, and he will have to take care of the young and the big, which is really sweet distress.

A faint cry came from the delivery room, slender and soft, it was the cry of a baby.

"Birth, birth! Du Xiaoqing's family members! Are Du Xiaoqing's family members here?"

"Hey, here it is!" Tang Jun rushed forward.

The nurse came out with a small cloth jacket in her arms, and carefully and cautiously gave the new father a second look to enjoy his eyes: "It's a boy, he doesn't care much!"

boy!Tang Jun's originally happy expression was stunned.Both he and his wife wanted a girl, and the wife insisted that she was pregnant with a girl, and all the names she chose were cute and well-behaved. What, what, suddenly became a big fat boy?

At the same time, by the seaside of the Indigo State Museum.

The dean who just got off work is in a happy mood. Thanks to a certain wayward god, he has been busy holding a press conference for the past few days, and he finally finished everything. Today, he can go home on time to eat the dinner cooked by his wife. He is very happy.

He walks along the guardrail to the parking lot, which is his daily commute route, so that he can take a final tour of the museum he has dedicated half his life to.This approach will give him infinite pride and ambition in his heart, and he will be motivated to face the boring work day after day.

With a smile on his face, he greeted the security guard on duty, and even stooped to pet two of the dirt dogs raised by the guard.

What a peaceful and peaceful day...

He raised his arms and expanded his chest and took two deep breaths, turned to the sea, and waved his hands at the sun that was about to fall into the sea. Then, his whole body seemed to be poured with a bucket of glue from head to tail, and he was firmly fixed in place.

"Fuck?! Where is my stone statue of Lingguang Shenjun???"

☆, extra

Tang Xiao this year, although his name sounds a little bit feminine, he is a real man.

It is said that when his mother was pregnant with him, she was very sure that she was pregnant with a baby girl, so she took a bunch of names such as Jing, Qian, etc., but a fat boy came out, and she was so depressed that she lost the interest in naming her again.In the end, his father used the second letter of his mother's name to make up such a neutral name.

After that, Tang Xiao took his neutral name and went further and further towards the style of the sunshine guy.Tall and long-legged, with a straight back and well-proportioned muscles, and an inverted triangle coat hanger figure, he set off waves in the high school he attended.

It's not today's birthday, and his group of friends are chattering and insisting that they want to sing, let's have a PARTY, some kind of coming-of-age ceremony, to celebrate that he can break away from his parents' control and do whatever he wants.

Tang Xiao didn't have the slightest interest in gathering crowds to make noise, which didn't match his model-level figure. His apparently immature face was full of impatience, and his brows were frowned like a knot.Taking advantage of the excitement among everyone, he stood up quietly and slipped away through the back door.

It was half dark outside, although he escaped from the chaos of demons, he didn't want to just go home like this.Anyway, it's my birthday, and I've never crossed the threshold of adulthood since I was a teenager. It seems that I'm not being wild, and I'm sorry for the publicity of youth.But at this point in time, what can I do when I am alone again?

He wandered gloomily along the first-lit streets, thinking of what to do to pass the time.His outstanding appearance has attracted the attention of many people, and with his pitiful appearance, he is like a beautiful little wolf dog living on the street.Soon, a luxury car followed him with the windows rolled down, and the sexy and mature big sister inside the car greeted him with winking eyes.

"Little brother, where are you going? Sister will give you a ride?"

Tang Xiao was startled, he didn't expect someone to strike up a conversation on the road so proactively, then he looked down at the beautiful sister in the car who was smiling like a fox, and quickly waved his hand to refuse: "No need, my uncle lives in front."

What he said was true. His rich second uncle built a villa in the city center, decorated like a modern high-tech club, very cool.The second uncle is not married, and loves him very much on weekdays, as if he loves his own children. The two often meet to go out for fun and travel.

Don't pass by the beautiful sister who drives a luxury car, Tang Xiao had a vague idea.Why don't you just go to your second uncle's house, play games on the 3-inch [-]D screen all night, and then order some pizza and fried chicken to take away, with the fat house happy water, happy like a fairy!

Just do it!He identified the location, strode forward with long legs, and hurriedly rushed towards the high-tech villa.

When Tang Xiao arrived at the destination, he was surprised to find that the second uncle was not at home. The second uncle, a local tycoon, was never willing to go to work on weekends. He was not at home. Could it be that he went out to play?

Fortunately, the high-tech villa had already recorded his fingerprints and face. He opened the door and went in. First, he went to the garage to wander around and found that his second uncle's business car was not there.

It seems that something is really going on.

Tang Xiao looked at the small sports car parked on the left. If the second uncle was going out to play, he would definitely drive this one.

It's really unlucky, I still want to play games with my second uncle.Boring, he got into the small sports car, spread out his long arms and legs, and lay on his back on the seat in a daze.

In fact, there was another reason why he didn't want to mess around with those cronies, but he never disclosed this reason to anyone.Friends around me, after puberty, all began to have that kind of thinking, want to find a partner, want to taste the forbidden fruit, but he is as cold as a saint.At first, he thought that he had high vision and looked down on those peers, but later he found that he didn't even have some basic interests.

Could it be that I am an incompetent X? !

Tang Xiao, who secretly read the physiology book, was so frightened that he couldn't find anyone to tell, but he was handsome, and people often posted it backwards. It was really miserable.

He stared at the sunroof of the car for a while, then decided to go upstairs to order takeaway and watch a movie while waiting for his second uncle.As soon as Fu sat up, he suddenly found that the car key of the small sports car was actually inserted in the hole, and he reached out his hand to turn it by some strange coincidence.

The small sports car made a loud bang, and the body vibrated regularly, like a fierce horse that couldn't wait to rush out of the stable.Tang Xiao was startled and frightened, but there was a little devil in his heart desperately instigating him, telling him to rush out.

It's so dark, there should be no traffic police on the Panshan Highway to the beach.

Big... In the worst case, I will be fined some money, and I will be arrested by the police uncle for a few days. As long as there is no personal accident, it is not a big problem.

Tang Xiao gulped down his saliva, recalling the driving method that his second uncle secretly taught him not long ago, carefully put his hands on the steering wheel, and lightly stepped on the accelerator.

Boom——

The little sports car groaned on the spot and remained motionless.

Oh shit, forget about the handbrake and gearshift!Tang Xiao patted his forehead in frustration, recalled the process again, worked steadily, and finally let the small sports car start.

The high-tech villa is equipped with license plate recognition, the gate opens automatically, and the small dark blue sports car is let out.Tang Xiao panted nervously, turned left and right, and stepped onto the avenue to the beach.

The sea breeze in the spring night was still a bit cool, but for Tang Xiao who was nervous after doing something bad, it was just right for him to put down the car window for a drive.A row of street lights are built by the sea, standing along the avenue, making the scenery more elegant.At night, this avenue is as silent as a deep mountain and old forest, not to mention the shadows of people and cars, and there are not even ghosts.The steering of the small sports car changed from unfamiliar to proficient, and the speed gradually increased, galloping on the empty road.

Cool--!

Tang Xiao raked his hair, his full forehead was baptized by the sea breeze, his eyes narrowed into slits with joy, and he almost raised his arms and shouted long live.

No wonder so many people like racing cars, the feeling of speeding is wonderful!

He turned lightly, and the small sports car drew a dark blue arc along the driveway, light and nimble like a night elf.After turning this bend, the rest is winding mountain road, which is more difficult for novices.He tapped the brakes, and was about to slow down, when a figure suddenly appeared in front of him, flashing in front of the car like a ghost.

"what!"

The inexperienced novice slammed into the direction, the small sports car rushed out, the whole car was almost on its side, and the sundries in the car were flying around. It looked like the opening scene of a large-scale disaster movie.

Bah! ! !

Something slapped heavily on the tilted side of the car body, and the front of the car seemed to be controlled by extraordinary force, and turned inward again.Tang Xiao finally subconsciously stepped on the brakes, and the small sports car twisted left and right for a few rounds like a caterpillar, barely stopping.

Scary! ! !

Tang Xiao felt that his heartbeat had soared to [-], and the palms of his hands holding the steering wheel were covered in cold sweat, shaking like an old man.Panting heavily, he stabilized a bit, but he didn't forget to fix the gear handbrake and double flashing lights first, and then got out of the car with his long and weak legs.

There is a person lying on the side of the road!

Tang Xiao's scalp was numb, he staggered and rushed over, squatting down on the ground.

A... man in a crimson jacket?Tang Xiao looked back and forth at the bundle of long hair, not quite sure.He carefully brushed away the few strands of hair that covered his face, and found that the man seemed to be quite handsome.

It's the kind of beauty with sharp features, not feminine. If the eyes are open, the eyes should be manly.

Tang Xiao thought about something indiscriminately, then shook his head to shake out the messy thoughts, and then stretched out his hand to push the man.

"Wake up, brother, wake up, are you okay?"

Those eyes opened quickly, just as he had expected, very manly, with an inexplicable subtle feeling, detached?Cold and proud?And some affection?

Tang Xiao racked his brains to think of adjectives, but his language level was worrying, so he couldn't think of a suitable phrase.He didn't worry too much about it. Seeing the man trying to sit up, he quickly reached out to help him, and asked kindly, "Is there any injury? Where does it hurt? Do I need to take you to the hospital?"

The man looked down at the supporting hand, shook his head, his long hair swaying in the wind.

It smells so good... Tang Xiao didn't know what was wrong with him, but he sniffed the man's scent and thought it smelled very good.He took a deep breath like a pervert who tried his best to hide, and pretended to be a gentleman again: "Then where are you going? I will see you."

The man tilted his head, as if he was examining whether the guy in front of him was trustworthy, and he spoke after a while, his voice was like a light feather, scratching Tang Xiao's softest heart.

"Go to the Indigo State Museum."

Tang Xiao remembers going to the Indigo State Museum several times when he was a child. It is near the seaside. The buildings are antique, with beautiful sea views and various legends. It is a good place for schools to organize spring outings.But he couldn't remember exactly where it was, so he had to turn on his mobile phone to find the way.

The man leaned back on the passenger seat, his long hair was loose, and the smell of the fragrance also permeated, disturbing Tang Xiao's mind.What is the taste?I always feel very familiar, but I can't think of it at all when I think about it carefully.He thought hard, and finally found some clues.

Like the smell of a bird roasting its feathers in the sun...

A few years ago, the family adopted a rare blood sparrow, and it would smell like this when it spread its wings in the sun.But the blood sparrow quickly disappeared without a trace, and it was unknown where it went.

This person can't possibly be the incarnation of a blood sparrow, can he?Tang Xiaochao glanced at the crimson jacket, thinking convulsively.

He started the small sports car, and immediately started chattering: "What's your name?"

The man looked sideways out of the window, and Jane replied, "Lingguang."

Very nice!Tang Xiao nodded casually. Seeing that the other party did not intend to continue chatting, he had no choice but to concentrate on driving.After driving for a while, he couldn't bear to speak again, so he quickly glanced sideways, only to find that Ling Guang was looking out the window vigorously, his eyes didn't blink for a moment, as if something had attracted his full attention.

"What are you looking at?" Tang Xiao couldn't help asking.

Ling Guang gave him an unexpected answer: "Stars."

"Stars?" Isn't looking at stars something that girls like to do?Tang Xiao scratched his ears, and then asked: "Is it good-looking?"

"It's pretty." Ling Guang finally turned his face back, squinted his eyes and smiled softly at him: "It's very pretty."

Tang Xiao suddenly felt rational and had the tendency to run away from home. He couldn't feel the steering wheel in his hand, the gas pedal under his feet, or the seat under his buttocks. The body is about to move.

"You are so pretty..."

Hearing this, Ling Guang raised his eyebrows and showed a surprised expression, and called Tang Xiao's steering wheel, accelerator and seat back. Tang Xiao shut his recalcitrant mouth abruptly, and almost killed himself by biting his tongue.

"No, no, I didn't mean that, don't mind!"

Tang Xiao was so panicked that his back was wet and cold, and he was sweating, for fear of being scolded by the other party for being perverted|perverted and sexually harassed.Fortunately, the other party didn't say anything, he quickly withdrew his mind and focused on driving, and finally arrived at the destination safely along the direction pointed by the navigation, and let out a long breath.

It's really exciting for a novice to go on the road. He doesn't dare to drive on the return journey, so he should call a substitute driver.

He got out of the car and went around to the passenger seat, helped Ling Guang open the door, and helped him down with a dog's legs, and secretly took a sniff.

so fragrant...

It would be a pity if I couldn't smell it in the future.

While his brain was thinking wildly, he suddenly heard Ling Guang asking: "Do you want to sit up?"

Go up and sit down?He looked up dully.His car came in through the back door of the museum just now. The guard at the back door seemed to know Ling Guang and let him go.The current parking position is next to a five or six-story pointed building, which should belong to the nature of an office from the outside.

"Are you working here? There is still work after this hour?" Tang Xiao was puzzled.

Ling Guang shook his head, then raised his hand and pointed upwards: "I live here, the attic on the top floor."

I see!Actually living in a museum, amazing!Tang Xiao didn't doubt that he was there, and immediately responded repeatedly, and Pidianpidian followed the beautiful beauty who smelled good upstairs.

The attic on the top floor was decorated a hundred times more exquisitely than he had imagined. When the door opened, Tang Xiao felt a little dazed.The sycamore tree in the middle is really ingenious, and the green plants, deck chairs, and sofas placed around it seem to bring people to the seaside leisure and resort center in a second.

Of course, there is also a large bed that cannot be ignored. Tang Xiao looked a little familiar, and found that this bed seemed to be of the same brand as the second uncle's, comfortable and expensive.

Ling Guang told him to sit down casually, walked away for a while, and brought back a can of soda.Tang Xiao was thirsty, thanked him for taking it, and saw a silver bracelet on Ling Guang's wrist, with a beautiful red bead inlaid in the middle, which matched the owner's beauty very well.Immediately, he noticed something strange with sharp eyes.

"You, you have blood on your hands!" He yelled nervously, "Did you get hurt by me? Is it serious? I'd better send you to the hospital?"

"Just scratch the skin." Ling Guang shrewdly avoided the salty pig's hands who wanted to rub his sleeves, turned around and picked up the home clothes on the big bed, and wrote lightly: "I'm going to take a bath."

Take a shower...?Tang Xiao always felt that something was wrong, he was eagerly watching the beauty flashing into the bathroom, his nostrils were so hot that he was about to breathe fire.

blah blah blah blah—

This symptom does not seem normal? ? ?

He took out his mobile phone in a panic, wanting to call a few bad friends, but he was afraid that the image of aloof saint he had established would collapse, and he panicked like an ant on a hot pot.

The rhythm of just, just getting acquainted, and going to have a relationship? !

This thought popped into his mind, and it grew from a small sapling to a towering tree almost in an instant, which was even more exaggerated than watering a high concentration of Jinkela.

You can have sex with Xiangxiang's beautiful beauties! ! !

Tang Xiao almost jumped up on the spot and raised his arms and shouted long live three times.No idea, no interest, no incompetence, just kidding!All he wants now is to rush into the bathroom and become a wolf!

The beauty came out soon after taking a bath, and the bundle of blue hair was untied, and the visual impact was much greater than when it was tied.Tang Xiao gulped, his cheeks flushed red.

Is...does that mean?

The beauty's home clothes were not properly worn, revealing a fair chest, obviously she was trying to seduce.

Tang Xiao squeezed the soda water helplessly, and the soda can rattled.

superior?Still not on?

He leaned closer in a daze, and the beauty who was half a head shorter than him raised his chin slightly, and smiled at him, the beauty was breathtaking.

Waking up the next morning, there was a comfortable mattress under him, and the smell of fragrance next to him. Tang Xiao was confused for two seconds, and then dragged the quilt over his face with a headache.He still couldn't believe that he, who is usually as stable as Liu Xiahui, would actually have a relationship with a "stranger". Although it felt like the two sides were half pushing and half agreeing at the same time, although the other person's appearance and temperament were indeed attractive, but... a one-night stand or something...

"Ow-"

He wailed and screamed, trying to escape the cruel reality in this way.

The mattress moved, and the sunken feeling around him disappeared, indicating that the person had gotten up.Tang Xiao covered his head and face in silence for a moment, feeling someone gently pushing his arm.

"Eat breakfast? Someone will come later."

Someone is coming?Tang Xiao turned over and sat up quickly, looked down at the small plate with fragrant toast, and then looked up at the beauty.

"Then do I have to go now?"

Ling Guang tilted his head slightly embarrassed: "Where are you going? They will come soon."

If you come right away, don't you have to leave right away?Still have a damn breakfast?Tang Xiao anxiously grabbed two handfuls of hair and looked around for his clothes.Why the hell is it like being caught for rape, although the whole situation does look like an affair!

It shouldn't, really shouldn't!A one-night stand is absolutely impossible!

Holding the small plate, Ling Guang felt very funny seeing Tang Xiao scrambling to put it on, not knowing the direction and rushing towards the balcony.He put down the small plate in his hand, stepped forward to help Tang Xiao turn over the collar, found the socks that were kicked and flew under the bed last night, and was about to find the belt that had been thrown somewhere, when suddenly there was a fluttering sound from the balcony. sound.

Tang Xiao was so nervous that he was like a bow and a snake, and he turned his head to look at it almost as quickly as lightning.

The golden and bright big bird perched on the handrail, with a nimble neck, jumped down lightly, halfway turned into an elegant young man, and walked into the room gracefully.

The big black and shiny ram, with four hooves in the wind, followed the big bird and landed on the balcony. He stood up and turned into a simple and honest man with thick eyebrows and big eyes, and followed obediently with his head down.

The fiery red short-haired red bird carried a middle-aged woman on its back and hovered over the balcony. After the woman climbed down safely, it folded its wings and turned into a tall handsome guy. They walked in together with their strangely shaped hair.

Tang Xiao: "???"

"Hey, I finally got someone here!" The middle-aged woman who arrived later was the first to speak, and stepped forward to pat his arm familiarly: "It's full? It's not easy, it's not easy for a certain man to wait. I'm so anxious~"

Tang Xiao was still in shock. He looked down at his arm that was shot, and then raised his head in fear: "What's going on? You... you guys, know me?"

The middle-aged woman winked at him slyly: "Speaking of which, it's a very, very long story..."

☆, postscript

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06. "Lunheng Shiying", Wang Chong.

07. "Ten Continents in China", Dongfang Shuo.

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09. "Shangshu Yao Dian", the pre-Qin philosophers.

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14. Du Niang.

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