4000-year-old stone statue revived

Tang Xiaoyu woke up the next morning, puzzled by a certain problem.

Why does a guy who has lived for thousands of years still have such terrible technology?

Even if you have never eaten pork, you have seen pigs running!Besides, it's not like I haven't done it in my previous life!

He lay down full of resentment, feeling the faint pain in his buttocks, the more he thought about it, the more angry he became, and he threw his arms towards his side.The bulge under the quilt around him made a blunt bang, but there was no response other than that.

How dare you pretend to be dead!

Tang Xiaoyu turned his head angrily, and found that the culprit was sleeping soundly, his eyes were closed, his brows were sharp, and his eyes were wide open. Just by looking at the outline, he could tell how beautiful those eyes were when they were open.He couldn't help drooling nympho for a while, and then recovered the IQ that was abducted by the yellow waste.

Pretend to be your sister!Who doesn't know you guys don't need to sleep!

The salty pig's hand reached up to his cheek, and pulled the skin back and forth, as if playing with some elastic children's toy, until the beautiful skin was so miserable that he couldn't look directly at it.

Why are you still awake?Just pretend to be asleep and make a fuss for a while, so why did you bring an Oscar in acting?

Tang Xiaoyu's heart gradually became anxious, he gave two pushes with his hands, and called out: "Shenjun, Shenjun!"

Ling Guang lay quietly, with his face turned to the pillow, his complexion was a little paler than before.

What rhythm is this?Hiccup after sex?Tang Xiaoyu stretched out his finger under Ling Guang's nose to test in surprise, and continued to breathe very thinly, proving that it was still alive.Angry and annoyed, he got up dragging his swollen buttocks, grabbed Ling Guang's shoulders and shook them back and forth vigorously.

"Wake up wake up! Bastard! Who are you scaring!"

Ling Guang opened his eyes suddenly, his eyes were clear, and he didn't have the ignorant look that he had just been awakened from a dream.

Tang Xiaoyu gave him a slap on the face, "Bastard, try to scare me again!"

Ling Guang didn't say a word, and leaned on the bed board to use his strength to sit up, leaning against the head of the bed in silence for a moment, and then said: "I am wandering."

"Mind tour?" Tang Xiaoyu casually asked while putting on his pants, "What is mind tour?"

"It's just... the divine sense ran out and wandered around."

Oh, that's why I can't wake up.Tang Xiaoyu nodded silently, put on his trousers, and punished him by pinching his face with a salty pig's hand: "Next time you fugue, tell me first, do you understand?"

The handsome man who was punished swayed back and forth with his salty pig's hand, closed his eyes, and said nothing.

The sadness and depression that lasted for a long time gradually improved. Although my life has changed, it is still moving in a good direction overall.

After Tang Xiaoyu finished his breakfast, he raised his feet and swayed a few times, feeling a sense of emptiness that he didn't know what to do.

Zhiming took nine-tenths of his remaining lifespan as a reward. I don't know if the remaining lifespan counts as what the spirit bird continued.If the average age of human beings is more than 70 years old, minus the past 20 years old, the remaining one-tenth is only five years.

Five years is like a chronic disease waiting to die.Money, parents left a lot, no elders to support, no offspring to support, only a lover by my side.

What he was more worried about was what would the Divine Lord do without his company after five years.

But it is useless to think about these now, it is better to cherish the present and live happily.

Tang Xiaoyu stood up with a whoosh, his eyes brightened: "Would you like to go on a trip~?"

The location of Lingguang is just facing the sun. When looking at Tang Xiaoyu, his eyes can't help but narrow into slits, and he looks a little confused.Tang Xiaoyu's blood boiled with excitement from that look, and he was thinking about taking a fart trip, why not go on a day trip on the bed, when Ling Guang asked, "Where are you going?"

No, no, how can you be so promiscuous.Tang Xiaoyu quickly shook his head and pretended to be serious: "Do you want to go to the antique market?"

Naturally, Ling Guang would not object, the two of them packed up their belongings and were about to go out, when a dark object bumped into the balcony, Tang Xiaoyu followed the prestige and found that it was Xiezhi.

"Master, master! I'm back!"

Oh yes, this guy didn't get the piggyback from Zhiming Shenjun, so he could only go home by himself.Changbai Mountain is a long way back, and we will arrive at this moment.

Tang Xiaoyu walked over and patted him on the shoulder: "It's been hard work."

Xie Zhi looked at Ling Guang curiously, then leaned into Tang Xiaoyu's ear and whispered, "Master, are you reconciled?"

"It's reconciled! It's very, very good!" Tang Xiaoyu raised his eyebrows while talking, and there was something in his words, full of deep meaning.

"Really...?" Xie Zhi's big eyes looked at Ling Guang again, hesitantly said: "But the god..."

Ling Guang broke off Xiezhi's shoulders with lightning speed and dragged him to the balcony for in-depth education: "I gave you some spiritual wisdom to open the third eye, but I didn't want you to expose me."

Xiezhi still hesitated a bit: "But..."

"Don't worry about it so much." Ling Guang directly ordered to die: "Shut up for me, and get away with it."

After finishing speaking, he stretched out his hand to snap back, and the two turned around at the same time to smile standardly at the inexplicable Tang Xiaoyu.

Tang Xiaoyu: "?"

Ling Guang: "Let's go, Xiezhi is housekeeper, let's go to the antique market."

The originally planned short-distance trip turned into an instant honeymoon trip under Tang Xiaoyu's whim.He usually doesn't have much romantic cells, so he read some chicken soup articles casually, and when he was bewitched, he insisted on taking Ling Guang on impulse. Moreover, he was still the kind of poor traveler who hitchhiked and lived in a youth hostel, and he didn't even allow him to use his divine power.

This inexplicable journey is like a penance, with no destination, getting off the car randomly, not even looking at the navigation, and it doesn't matter where you go.

Tang Xiaoyu played novelty for two days. Two days later, he relapsed because he couldn't find the hotel until midnight.

Ling Guang used his supernatural power to carry the tired idiot to the door of the nearest hotel, and said with an indifferent face: "Tomorrow, we will make plans before leaving."

"alright……"

The business of this temporary hotel was quite good. In the middle of the night, there were only the most expensive luxury suites left, and Qiongyou, who had broken the vow, was completely destroyed. Tang Xiaoyu opened the door and entered the room weakly, and threw himself on the big round bed.

Hotels just like to make such gimmicks, such as round beds, themed rooms, and expensive money, which may not be comfortable.On the contrary, young couples who try something new can experience it... Wait, I am also a young couple!

Tang Xiaoyu, who had never been in a sex-themed hotel before, suddenly realized, jumped up from the big round bed, and put his obscene thoughts into reality: "Let's go take a bath with mandarin ducks!"

Ling Guang said decisively: "No."

"Why!" Tang Xiaoyu, who was rejected, suddenly became upset: "I used to turn into a bird when I took a bath, but now I don't allow it to be washed. Could it be that you have something to hide?"

Ling Guang stretched out his hand and flicked his forehead lightly, and bounced him back to the big round bed: "You better think about where you are going tomorrow."

Really, the old love to change the subject.Tang Xiaoyu took out his mobile phone and muttered to find nearby attractions.The area they lived in was a higher education park, and the surrounding area was dominated by universities and supporting public facilities, so there were no interesting sightseeing spots.Tang Xiaoyu's face was full of sadness, and he couldn't come up with a good plan after much deliberation, so he simply pulled up the quilt, covered himself and Lingbald's head, and let's talk after the slap!

So the next day, the two of them stood at the door of the hotel in a daze after checking out, their faces full of confusion about the itinerary.

Ling Guang: "...where are you going?"

Tang Xiaoyu rubbed his hands violently to flatter and flatter: "Your Majesty, what do you always do?"

Ling Guang has become accustomed to this kind of familiar cheating plot.He tilted his head and thought for a while, then asked, "Do you want to go to Guixu?"

"Return to the Ruins?" Tang Xiaoyu became excited: "What kind of bottomless trench is it, and there are five sacred mountains floating in the Return to the Ruins?"

Countless question marks flashed across Bald Ling's head, and after sorting out Tang Xiaoyu's memory, he realized what he was talking about.

"There are only three of them, and according to the modern saying, two of them were frozen in the North Pole and became icebergs."

No matter how many seats there are, they are awesome!Tang Xiaoyu jumped up and down eagerly, like a child begging for sugar: "Go, go, go!"

Ling Guang was staggered by his movements, grabbed the back of his neck like a chicken, and shouted: "Be more honest!"

At the same time, the scene around the two of them changed in turn, and then became clear again, and they were both on a strange platform.The color of the platform is pure white and translucent, as if it was paved with luxurious white jade. There are some plants around it, all of which are very strange in color, and the fruits on the trees are like colorful pearls.

Even though Tang Xiaoyu had experienced so many mysterious events, he was also shocked by this completely different scene.He turned around and looked into the distance, and found that behind him was the endless black sea, which was deeper than the sea when the storm came, as if it was a black hole that even light could not escape.

He let out a short exclamation, and was dragged backwards by Ling Guang.He hurriedly turned back again, looking forward, it was a towering mountain peak, covering a vast area.The mountain rocks are also mainly white, which is almost the same color as the platform, and with the lingering mist, it looks like a fairy mountain.

"This is Yingzhou."

Ling Guang briefly introduced that the rest, since they are already here, it is better to see them with their own eyes.

"This fairy mountain is so big..." Tang Xiaoyu was amazed. After slicing away the mountain peak, the area of ​​the plain made him see no end: "Isn't it much bigger than Huhou Island?"

"Huhou Island is where the supervisor and his servants live. There are quite a few residents here." Ling Guang pointed to the distance, motioning him to look.

In fact, without Ling Guang's guidance, Tang Xiaoyu has already discovered that there are scattered white huts on the plain.Each cottage has a back garden, and those weird plants are densely covered in the garden, and the colors are matched by the owner.There are not only huts on the plains, but also many on the mountains, and the area is not small, and some of them are even comparable to single-family villas.

"Who are the people living here?" Tang Xiaoyu became more and more curious as he looked at it, eager to find out.

"A person who has cultivated to the highest level of immortality, a beast who has been enlightened with spiritual wisdom, and a god who occasionally comes to relax, everything is there."

Well, that doesn't sound like much trouble.Tang Xiaoyu resolutely withdrew his hands and feet, and followed Ling Guang honestly.

Lingguang has not visited for a long time, and the place is quite different from what he remembers.But it is easy to change the residence, but the direction of the mountains remains the same.He quickly found the familiar waterfall, walked backwards along the rushing water, and stopped at the door of a hut in the mountains.