4000-year-old stone statue revived
Chapter 36
Although the meeting with her son's boyfriend was a bit embarrassing, Tang's mother still carried out her principle of no objection and kept silent in front of her.Of course, no one knows what she thinks in private.
Tang Xiaoyu decided to take the opportunity to retreat, and brought his friends out of the house, planning to find a secluded place for Shenjun to teleport.Ling Guang was still in the shock of being forced to meet his parents suddenly, followed him downstairs with a dazed face, took two steps, and suddenly said: "Gravity."
"Ah?" Tang Xiaoyu responded casually, looking around for a quiet place.
"Gravity, it's getting smaller..." Ling Guang raised his head in a daze, the sky was full of bright sun, but no stars could be seen.
"When you get smaller...what?!" Tang Xiaoyu turned around with a strange cry: "Really?"
Feng Shisan followed behind and murmured, "Could it be cause and effect?"
Xiezhi scratched his head dully: "What?"
"Mr. Tang introduced Shenjun to his mother. Mother is not optimistic about this relationship. Parents' orders cannot be violated. Mr. Tang will hesitate because of his mother's disapproval. Correspondingly, the relationship with Shenjun will be alienated, and the gravity will naturally change. Small."
Tang Xiaoyu also scratched his head stupidly: "But my mother didn't say I don't like it, and I don't want to be alienated from the gods."
"Your mother's heart is probably quite pessimistic, and if the gravitational force becomes weaker, you will be less affected, and you will gradually accept alienation from the god. This is a good thing..."
"No!!!" Tang Xiaoyu immediately resisted and shouted: "I know that as the gravitational force gets weaker, I will leave the orbit, fly farther and farther, and maybe never come back! I don't want to separate! I'd rather crash to death!"
"This..." Feng Shisan looked at Ling Guang hesitantly.
Ling Guang rubbed his forehead, feeling very headache.
"Oh, forget it." Feng Shisan helplessly spread her hands: "Let's go back to the museum first."
The almighty housekeeper, Comrade Feng Shisan, spent countless efforts and words, and finally managed to persuade his boss and his boss's wayward little lover to get rid of him in just a few days.This is not an easy task. The two parties are very stubborn. One should not be killed if killed, and the other should not be separated. Every day getting along is like walking on eggshells. Looking at some kind of spectacle.
Fortunately, Comrade Feng Shisan was eloquent. He first caught Tang Xiaoyu and explained clearly why Tang's mother didn't like it, but it would be a good thing.The gravitational attraction between the two had almost reached a critical point before, but after being neutralized by Tang Ma, they can now get along with each other again. As for the final situation, it depends on the situation. We should firmly grasp this benefit and control it carefully.
As for the Shenjun, Feng Shisan felt that she didn't need to say much, as long as Tang Xiaoyu was by her side, she would be able to succeed in a short time as long as she worked hard every day, rolled around and acted like a baby.
He waited and watched the changes on one end, and the other end had already told the factory to start trying to make golden thread clothes.
The golden-haired clothes can't be hard, thick, or ugly, and after the gods put them on, the places they touch will turn into short red fluff, and they have to be covered up to avoid showing clues.It's okay to say in winter, just put on a coat outside. As for summer... there is still half a year left, let's talk about it then.
So wasted a short period of time, and soon came the day of the Lunar New Year.The museum decided to take advantage of the Chinese New Year to hold a traditional annual exhibition, and only give three days of annual leave, and then take turns to be on duty.
Tang Xiaoyu was lucky enough to be on duty in the last few days, plus the annual leave, and he could rest for a while, so Tang's mother asked him to buy New Year's goods.He happily accepted his mother's order and set off to buy new year's goods at the temple fair.By the way, I also abducted to the museum, and brought the god king to see the excitement of the world together, but in fact I wanted to use the power of the gods to move things.
In the New Year's custom in Indigo, there will be a lively temple fair a few days before the Chinese New Year.Dried fruits, red paper firecrackers and the like are very cheap, plus there are performances and entertainment for worshiping gods, attracting crowds of people.
Since he wanted to watch the excitement, Tang Xiaoyu naturally chose the biggest temple fair.This stall is placed in a large shopping street in the center of the city. The quality of the roof and covers is better than that of other stalls. The number of stalls is also extremely large. You can’t see the end from east to west. The roofs are of different heights, like mountains Overlapping peaks.
Tang Xiaoyu saw that the crowd had begun to hesitate before reaching the "foot of the mountain". He pondered a few times, stretched out his thief's claw with a sly smile, aimed precisely at the hand he liked among the crowd, held it carelessly, and walked across the "mountain" ".
There is plenty of time, and they can wait until they go back to buy new year's goods. Their task now is to enjoy shopping.Tang Xiaoyu soon had a candied gourd in his free hand, and he ate it until his face was covered in syrup.
"Loop!" He took half a candied haws and pointed straight ahead. There was a small open space with dozens of small things on it. There are many different types of gloves.
Tang Xiaoyu hurriedly stood over to watch, eating the remaining half of candied haws, while looking at the empty rings one after another.This is the case with the game of hoops. It looks very simple, but when you really get started, there are many situations.The stall owner grinned so hard that the corners of his mouth almost reached the back of his head, and the tourists didn't feel annoyed if they didn't hit the shot, they just wanted to have fun and have a good time.
"That's not bad!"
Ling Guang heard him speak from behind him, followed and found a huge drone packaging box.This thing seems to be expensive. Tang Xiaoyu once said that he wanted to buy it, but he was reluctant to buy it because of his lack of money.
"Then do you want to set it?"
"Huh?" Tang Xiaoyu turned back abruptly: "How can it fit in with such a big size?"
The packing box was at least as big as a plate, and the ring it was used for was only as big as a bowl, so it would be unscientific to fit it in.
The stall owner had ears that were close to the wind, and whispers could be heard amidst the hustle and bustle of people. He quickly took out a few rings that were two sizes larger from behind and handed them to Tang Xiaoyu.
"Little brother, if you want to catch the back one, you have to use this ring! It costs ten yuan to set a ring, do you want to try?"
Blackmail!Tang Xiaoyu couldn't help cursing secretly in his heart.The small ring costs ten yuan, and the big ring costs only ten yuan, but the prizes are so good that some people will be tempted to fall for them.Try at least two or three times, and if you can't hold back, you can throw more than a dozen in the blink of an eye. When you realize it, the three-digit number has already been lost.
And according to his visual inspection, the big ring will probably only pass through the packaging box, and the packaging box stands high, and the box itself is light, so the chance of winning it may be even smaller than winning the lottery.
Just as he was secretly complaining vigorously, he heard Ling Guang say again behind him: "Take one."
Is Shenjun secretly using divine power to cheat?Tang Xiaoyu became very playful in bullying profiteers, and decisively took one from the stall owner, winking at Lingguang: "You or me?"
"Go ahead." Ling Guang staggered two steps.
Tang Xiaoyu made an exaggerated gesture of humming and haha on purpose, pretending to be crazy to cover up his cheating, and threw the ring in the messy eyes of the onlookers.Huan'er flew away, drawing a strange line in the air, trapping the packing box.
There was a sudden three-second silence at the scene that was still bustling just now. After three seconds, the louder noise almost overwhelmed half the street.
"I got it! I got it!"
"Damn it! Is it really a trap?"
"That's worth a lot of money!"
The stall owner stared dumbfounded at the box that was firmly fastened by the ring, and couldn't believe his eyes.He stood there for a long time, until several onlookers pushed him to get the prize, and then he came back to his senses.
This drone is worth several thousand!His small business, throwing a drone, a few days of hard work will be all in vain!
It's a pity that there are so many onlookers at this point, and it's rare for someone to get an expensive one, staring at the stall owner like a torch, urging him to fulfill his promise.
Tang Xiaoyu happily took over the drone, and the heavy weight in his hand heralded a bumper harvest today.He smiled happily, his eyes narrowed like crescent moons, and he turned to Ling Guang with the big box in his arms, like a little hamster who has found a treasure.
Ling Guang also squinted at the little hamster, then took two steps back at the right time, and reminded: "Gravity."
Yes yes yes... Tang Xiaoyu pouted his salty pig's mouth and retracted it, feeling sorry for his slow mouth movement.
It would have been nice to have kissed directly while Shenjun was not paying attention just now.
The two squeezed out of the crowd, and under the envious eyes of others, they ran into the shopping mall with the drone worth several thousand, and found a locker to store it.They still have to go shopping for a long time, and it is too inconvenient to carry such a big and bulky thing.
After saving things, continue to visit the temple fair.
In addition to the small scam such as the ring, there is also a common "big scam" in temple fairs, that is, asking for a lottery to test the evil.Believe it or not, if you don't believe it, you won't get it. Of course, there are still many people who are willing to throw money for the new year.Tang Xiaoyu didn't believe it in the past, because he felt that he was an outright atheist, but this year, the way was destroyed by the gods. At this time, when he saw the lottery booth, he went over curiously to have a look.
128 a lot, there is a "master" answer.It's not too expensive, Tang Xiaoyu was tempted to pay, but Ling Guang stopped him.
"If you want to count this, you might as well go to Zhiming."
Tang Xiaoyu winked: "If I want to count the marriage, will the god of the underworld count?"
Ling Guang: "..."
Tang Xiaoyu successfully took out the money and dedicated it to the wicked "Master".The master casually gave him the stick, and he held it and shook it a few times, and a bamboo stick fell out, with a poem written on it——
Tao Yuanming Appreciating Chrysanthemum Ding Ren
The master's eyes were suddenly tinged with sympathy, and he shook his head and sighed deeply: "You are... ominous, ominous."
This routine is very familiar, Tang Xiaoyu answered with a grin: "Master, what's so ominous?"
The master rolled his eyes, took a few glances, and thought carefully: "Is your lover a man?" Without waiting for Tang Xiaoyu to answer, he continued: "This lot should only be conservative, not delusional, you must maintain the status quo , and even step back when necessary. Don’t make a secret marriage, think twice, think twice!”
All, all!Tang Xiaoyu's eyebrows twitched in shock.
Ling Guang clutched his forehead with a headache, feeling sad for Tang Xiaoyu's deception.
"But..." The master put on a frowning look.
The deceitful Tang Xiaoyu immediately asked: "But what?"
"However, if you make thorough preparations in advance, you will be successful." The master reached into his inner shirt inscrutablely: "I have a few magic weapons here..."
Tang Xiaoyu decided to take the opportunity to retreat, and brought his friends out of the house, planning to find a secluded place for Shenjun to teleport.Ling Guang was still in the shock of being forced to meet his parents suddenly, followed him downstairs with a dazed face, took two steps, and suddenly said: "Gravity."
"Ah?" Tang Xiaoyu responded casually, looking around for a quiet place.
"Gravity, it's getting smaller..." Ling Guang raised his head in a daze, the sky was full of bright sun, but no stars could be seen.
"When you get smaller...what?!" Tang Xiaoyu turned around with a strange cry: "Really?"
Feng Shisan followed behind and murmured, "Could it be cause and effect?"
Xiezhi scratched his head dully: "What?"
"Mr. Tang introduced Shenjun to his mother. Mother is not optimistic about this relationship. Parents' orders cannot be violated. Mr. Tang will hesitate because of his mother's disapproval. Correspondingly, the relationship with Shenjun will be alienated, and the gravity will naturally change. Small."
Tang Xiaoyu also scratched his head stupidly: "But my mother didn't say I don't like it, and I don't want to be alienated from the gods."
"Your mother's heart is probably quite pessimistic, and if the gravitational force becomes weaker, you will be less affected, and you will gradually accept alienation from the god. This is a good thing..."
"No!!!" Tang Xiaoyu immediately resisted and shouted: "I know that as the gravitational force gets weaker, I will leave the orbit, fly farther and farther, and maybe never come back! I don't want to separate! I'd rather crash to death!"
"This..." Feng Shisan looked at Ling Guang hesitantly.
Ling Guang rubbed his forehead, feeling very headache.
"Oh, forget it." Feng Shisan helplessly spread her hands: "Let's go back to the museum first."
The almighty housekeeper, Comrade Feng Shisan, spent countless efforts and words, and finally managed to persuade his boss and his boss's wayward little lover to get rid of him in just a few days.This is not an easy task. The two parties are very stubborn. One should not be killed if killed, and the other should not be separated. Every day getting along is like walking on eggshells. Looking at some kind of spectacle.
Fortunately, Comrade Feng Shisan was eloquent. He first caught Tang Xiaoyu and explained clearly why Tang's mother didn't like it, but it would be a good thing.The gravitational attraction between the two had almost reached a critical point before, but after being neutralized by Tang Ma, they can now get along with each other again. As for the final situation, it depends on the situation. We should firmly grasp this benefit and control it carefully.
As for the Shenjun, Feng Shisan felt that she didn't need to say much, as long as Tang Xiaoyu was by her side, she would be able to succeed in a short time as long as she worked hard every day, rolled around and acted like a baby.
He waited and watched the changes on one end, and the other end had already told the factory to start trying to make golden thread clothes.
The golden-haired clothes can't be hard, thick, or ugly, and after the gods put them on, the places they touch will turn into short red fluff, and they have to be covered up to avoid showing clues.It's okay to say in winter, just put on a coat outside. As for summer... there is still half a year left, let's talk about it then.
So wasted a short period of time, and soon came the day of the Lunar New Year.The museum decided to take advantage of the Chinese New Year to hold a traditional annual exhibition, and only give three days of annual leave, and then take turns to be on duty.
Tang Xiaoyu was lucky enough to be on duty in the last few days, plus the annual leave, and he could rest for a while, so Tang's mother asked him to buy New Year's goods.He happily accepted his mother's order and set off to buy new year's goods at the temple fair.By the way, I also abducted to the museum, and brought the god king to see the excitement of the world together, but in fact I wanted to use the power of the gods to move things.
In the New Year's custom in Indigo, there will be a lively temple fair a few days before the Chinese New Year.Dried fruits, red paper firecrackers and the like are very cheap, plus there are performances and entertainment for worshiping gods, attracting crowds of people.
Since he wanted to watch the excitement, Tang Xiaoyu naturally chose the biggest temple fair.This stall is placed in a large shopping street in the center of the city. The quality of the roof and covers is better than that of other stalls. The number of stalls is also extremely large. You can’t see the end from east to west. The roofs are of different heights, like mountains Overlapping peaks.
Tang Xiaoyu saw that the crowd had begun to hesitate before reaching the "foot of the mountain". He pondered a few times, stretched out his thief's claw with a sly smile, aimed precisely at the hand he liked among the crowd, held it carelessly, and walked across the "mountain" ".
There is plenty of time, and they can wait until they go back to buy new year's goods. Their task now is to enjoy shopping.Tang Xiaoyu soon had a candied gourd in his free hand, and he ate it until his face was covered in syrup.
"Loop!" He took half a candied haws and pointed straight ahead. There was a small open space with dozens of small things on it. There are many different types of gloves.
Tang Xiaoyu hurriedly stood over to watch, eating the remaining half of candied haws, while looking at the empty rings one after another.This is the case with the game of hoops. It looks very simple, but when you really get started, there are many situations.The stall owner grinned so hard that the corners of his mouth almost reached the back of his head, and the tourists didn't feel annoyed if they didn't hit the shot, they just wanted to have fun and have a good time.
"That's not bad!"
Ling Guang heard him speak from behind him, followed and found a huge drone packaging box.This thing seems to be expensive. Tang Xiaoyu once said that he wanted to buy it, but he was reluctant to buy it because of his lack of money.
"Then do you want to set it?"
"Huh?" Tang Xiaoyu turned back abruptly: "How can it fit in with such a big size?"
The packing box was at least as big as a plate, and the ring it was used for was only as big as a bowl, so it would be unscientific to fit it in.
The stall owner had ears that were close to the wind, and whispers could be heard amidst the hustle and bustle of people. He quickly took out a few rings that were two sizes larger from behind and handed them to Tang Xiaoyu.
"Little brother, if you want to catch the back one, you have to use this ring! It costs ten yuan to set a ring, do you want to try?"
Blackmail!Tang Xiaoyu couldn't help cursing secretly in his heart.The small ring costs ten yuan, and the big ring costs only ten yuan, but the prizes are so good that some people will be tempted to fall for them.Try at least two or three times, and if you can't hold back, you can throw more than a dozen in the blink of an eye. When you realize it, the three-digit number has already been lost.
And according to his visual inspection, the big ring will probably only pass through the packaging box, and the packaging box stands high, and the box itself is light, so the chance of winning it may be even smaller than winning the lottery.
Just as he was secretly complaining vigorously, he heard Ling Guang say again behind him: "Take one."
Is Shenjun secretly using divine power to cheat?Tang Xiaoyu became very playful in bullying profiteers, and decisively took one from the stall owner, winking at Lingguang: "You or me?"
"Go ahead." Ling Guang staggered two steps.
Tang Xiaoyu made an exaggerated gesture of humming and haha on purpose, pretending to be crazy to cover up his cheating, and threw the ring in the messy eyes of the onlookers.Huan'er flew away, drawing a strange line in the air, trapping the packing box.
There was a sudden three-second silence at the scene that was still bustling just now. After three seconds, the louder noise almost overwhelmed half the street.
"I got it! I got it!"
"Damn it! Is it really a trap?"
"That's worth a lot of money!"
The stall owner stared dumbfounded at the box that was firmly fastened by the ring, and couldn't believe his eyes.He stood there for a long time, until several onlookers pushed him to get the prize, and then he came back to his senses.
This drone is worth several thousand!His small business, throwing a drone, a few days of hard work will be all in vain!
It's a pity that there are so many onlookers at this point, and it's rare for someone to get an expensive one, staring at the stall owner like a torch, urging him to fulfill his promise.
Tang Xiaoyu happily took over the drone, and the heavy weight in his hand heralded a bumper harvest today.He smiled happily, his eyes narrowed like crescent moons, and he turned to Ling Guang with the big box in his arms, like a little hamster who has found a treasure.
Ling Guang also squinted at the little hamster, then took two steps back at the right time, and reminded: "Gravity."
Yes yes yes... Tang Xiaoyu pouted his salty pig's mouth and retracted it, feeling sorry for his slow mouth movement.
It would have been nice to have kissed directly while Shenjun was not paying attention just now.
The two squeezed out of the crowd, and under the envious eyes of others, they ran into the shopping mall with the drone worth several thousand, and found a locker to store it.They still have to go shopping for a long time, and it is too inconvenient to carry such a big and bulky thing.
After saving things, continue to visit the temple fair.
In addition to the small scam such as the ring, there is also a common "big scam" in temple fairs, that is, asking for a lottery to test the evil.Believe it or not, if you don't believe it, you won't get it. Of course, there are still many people who are willing to throw money for the new year.Tang Xiaoyu didn't believe it in the past, because he felt that he was an outright atheist, but this year, the way was destroyed by the gods. At this time, when he saw the lottery booth, he went over curiously to have a look.
128 a lot, there is a "master" answer.It's not too expensive, Tang Xiaoyu was tempted to pay, but Ling Guang stopped him.
"If you want to count this, you might as well go to Zhiming."
Tang Xiaoyu winked: "If I want to count the marriage, will the god of the underworld count?"
Ling Guang: "..."
Tang Xiaoyu successfully took out the money and dedicated it to the wicked "Master".The master casually gave him the stick, and he held it and shook it a few times, and a bamboo stick fell out, with a poem written on it——
Tao Yuanming Appreciating Chrysanthemum Ding Ren
The master's eyes were suddenly tinged with sympathy, and he shook his head and sighed deeply: "You are... ominous, ominous."
This routine is very familiar, Tang Xiaoyu answered with a grin: "Master, what's so ominous?"
The master rolled his eyes, took a few glances, and thought carefully: "Is your lover a man?" Without waiting for Tang Xiaoyu to answer, he continued: "This lot should only be conservative, not delusional, you must maintain the status quo , and even step back when necessary. Don’t make a secret marriage, think twice, think twice!”
All, all!Tang Xiaoyu's eyebrows twitched in shock.
Ling Guang clutched his forehead with a headache, feeling sad for Tang Xiaoyu's deception.
"But..." The master put on a frowning look.
The deceitful Tang Xiaoyu immediately asked: "But what?"
"However, if you make thorough preparations in advance, you will be successful." The master reached into his inner shirt inscrutablely: "I have a few magic weapons here..."
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