4000-year-old stone statue revived
Chapter 30
When they went downstairs, Mother Tang and Father Tang, who were keeping watch for the New Year’s Eve, were about to go to bed. Seeing the two of them open the door and come in together, they were pleasantly surprised when they were suddenly distracted by the beautiful red bird in their son’s arms, and they both twitched. Air-conditioning, stuttering.
"This this……"
"This bird...?"
"Ah, uncle and aunt, this bird." Yu Lan smiled and stepped forward to smooth things over: "I picked it up on the roof, it seems to be injured. Is it convenient for Fang to leave it at home overnight, and I will take it to the veterinary hospital tomorrow?"
"Convenient and convenient." Tang's mother responded twice, and hesitated to move forward to take a closer look: "What kind of bird is this? It's so big and beautiful..."
Tang Xiaoyu dodged sideways to prevent his mother from touching Shenjun's ass, and lied along the way: "Red turkey, a foreign bird!... Ouch!"
The back of his head was pecked decisively by the bird, and the sharp yellow beak collided intimately with his skull, making a crisp "knock" sound.
"It's so fierce, and it even bites people." Tang Ma's words and expression were seriously inconsistent, she was cheerful, and her eyes were full of the brilliant red of Toba.
Tang Xiaoyu didn't dare to delay any longer, and slipped into his bedroom on the pretext that the bird was too heavy.Just as he put the red bird on the bed and offered it, Tang Ma followed closely behind, holding a hot towel in her hand.
"I'll wipe its paws."
"Hey!" Tang Xiaoyu didn't have time to stop it, seeing his mother neatly picked up a red claw, attached it with a hot towel, and began to wipe it carefully.He raised his head in horror and looked at Shen Jun, hoping that the other party would show his face and stop bleeding from scratching his mother.
"You're pretty good." Tang Ma looked after the bird beamingly, and she didn't forget to hit her son: "It must be because you are uncomfortable in the hug that it bites you."
Is it all my fault? !Tang Xiaoyu looked at Shenjun again, curled his lips, showing an aggrieved expression.
The red bird blinked innocently at him with round eyes, silently stretched out the other claw, and handed it to Tang Ma.
"Hey, it's very human!"
After finally coaxing the animal-loving mother to sleep, before she could catch her breath, the animal-loving No. [-] contestant, Yu Lan, sneaked to the door in the dark, first scratched the bird's crown twice, and then picked up the wings for inspection.At first glance, it looked like a ghost, the roots of the wings that were still bleeding on the roof had healed, and there were only a few blood stains stuck to the feathers.
Yu Lan silently put down her bird wings, turned her head to face Tang Xiaoyu with a shy expression, hugged her chest and said, "Say it~ big brother."
Seeing that Tang Xiaoyu couldn't hide it, he had to confess to her and be lenient.The two sat down on the edge of the bed and chatted for a long time with the curious Bird Head.Tang Xiaoyu was afraid that the god would blame him for telling the story, but when he saw that the bird didn't peck him, he relaxed and explained the situation in detail, and finally told Yu Lan not to tell others about it.
"Don't worry~" Yu Lan patted her chest: "We have a system to protect patients' privacy."
The bird's head swung lightly with its feather crest, aimed at Yu Lan's right index finger, and pecked.
"Oh!" Yu Lan stopped her hand immediately, and a small drop of blood appeared on the tip of her index finger. She habitually recognized him as her animal patient: "Bad bird!"
Tang Xiaoyu saw a thin thread of blood starting from the wound, wrapping around his fingers and arms, all the way up, spreading into his clothes and disappearing, he hesitated and said, "Uh... the god seems to have sworn an oath to you."
Yu Lan responded quickly: "Swear? Is it the kind of blood oath in film and television works? If you say it, you will die suddenly?"
"Ahaha." Tang Xiaoyu smiled dryly: "It should be."
"You're really wary!" Yu Lan seized the opportunity to pluck two feathers: "But for your beauty, I forgive you~"
Tang Xiaoyu looked jealously at Yu Lan's hand touching the bird's back, and with a long arm, he shamelessly embraced the red bird and fell them both upside down on the bed: "Okay, okay, let's make it clear, good night and sleep!"
"Chirp!"
knock!
"Ouch!"
The next morning, Tang's mother got up to make breakfast, and found the door of her son's bedroom was ajar. She took two steps there, and the beautiful red bird stepped out from the crack of the door, its wings fluttering, graceful as a fairy.She smiled and asked with concern, "Are you awake? Did you sleep well?"
The red bird tapped its feather crown, as if it was really responding to her.
Tang's mother immediately became happy like a child. The red bird stood up almost to her chin height, so she touched the bird's neck and asked, "Would you like breakfast?"
As she spoke, she picked up a pinch of cold rice from the dining table next to her, intending to feed it into the beak of the bird.
The red bird put aside its sharp beak resolutely, eyes full of disgust.
"Don't you like rice? Do you want some vegetables?" Tang Ma turned and went into the kitchen, picked up a stalk of green vegetables, and rushed out excitedly.
The red bird flapped its wings and dodged hastily in the living room, twisting its neck desperately, trying to kill it without eating it.
"I don't want Cai Cai? The little bug wants it?"
Tang Xiaoyu came out of the bedroom sleepily, and saw his mother was digging earthworms in the balcony flower pot with her butt pouted, while the beautiful red bird was terrified, running behind him with red paws to hide, the corners of her mouth twitched.
"Mom, what are you doing?"
"This bird is a picky eater and won't eat anything. I'll give it two worms and try."
"No need, mom!" Tang Xiaoyu helped out with a complicated expression: "Yu Lan will take him to the veterinary hospital later, he may have to undergo an operation, and he won't eat well."
"That's it." Tang's mother finally straightened up, gave up on finding earthworms, and turned to look for her red bird: "Poor little one, remember to bring it back when it is cured, I want to raise it."
Raise... a ghost!In the middle of the night, the red bird turns into a handsome man, scaring you to death!
Tang Xiaoyu lied expressionlessly: "Mom, this bird is from abroad. It must be a protected animal here, and it will be sent to the zoo."
It was hard for his mother to give up the idea of raising birds, and Yu Lan also got up. The two of them didn't have to go to work, so they decided to take the birds out together, and then do what they wanted to do after hiding people's eyes and ears.
Tang Xiaoyu pretended to hold the bird and went downstairs, found a secluded corner under the corridor, and said to Yu Lan, "What should I say now?"
Yu Lan blinked playfully: "Ask me how would I know~ What do you think?"
Before Tang Xiaoyu could come up with a reason, the red bird in his arms jumped to the ground struggling, jumped twice to the dark place, looked back at the two of them, and disappeared quickly.
"Damn it!" Tang Xiaoyu said in shock: "Just leave like this! Conscience!"
Yu Lan couldn't help laughing again: "You're still angry, do you want to coax him?"
"I'm not going!" Tang Xiaoyu jumped angrily: "It's me who is angry! Why do you want me to bow my head!"
Half an hour later, Tang Xiaoyu rode a little dolphin battery car with Yulan in the back seat, and hurried to the museum, claiming to show her around, but actually found someone to confront (convinced) and implement the legendary law of true fragrance.
During the New Year's Eve holiday, there are many tourists in the museum.Tang Xiaoyu used his work permit to lead Yu Lan in from the back door. He wanted to take her to visit the front area first, but Yu Lan was more yearning for the birds on the balcony he said, so the two turned halfway and went straight to the large attic of the South Courtyard .
The long-lost return, the moment the door is opened, the familiar sunlight and familiar layout come into view like a movie, familiar people and familiar postures are still waiting in place.Tang Xiaoyu was a little excited and a little uncomfortable, the reason was unclear, but his heart was firmer and clearer than before.
Yu Lan curiously looked at the ancient handsome man leaning on the cushion. She didn't see it clearly last night when it was dark, but now it's bright and sunny, it's really clear.She is quite knowledgeable, but she has never seen such a flawless person, reflected in the red dress, as beautiful as a work of art.
Tang Xiaoyu coughed dryly, looked around, and said to him from left and right: "Hey, where are Feng Shisan and Xiezhi, aren't they here?"
Ling Guang gave him a cold look, cherishing the words like gold: "Ji Wanying."
Tang Xiaoyu put on an expression of sudden realization, and remained in place for a long time, and finally sat down next to Ling Guang, with a silly face and a smirk.
Yu Lan tactfully ran to the balcony, volunteering to check the bodies of the birds perched on the handrail.
The light bulb had already been avoided, so Tang Xiaoyu became more courageous, and shamelessly covered his hands and fumbled: "Let me see if the injury is healed."
Ling Guang dodged for a while with a dark face, annoyed: "What do you want to do again!"
While speaking, the ubiquitous salty pig's hand has already got into the outer cloak.Seeing that she was about to pry into her underwear, Yu Lan on the balcony uttered a scream at the right time, and was scared back a few steps by the sudden golden bird.
Feng Shisan stopped on the armrest and tilted her head to look at her curiously, then turned into a human body, and when she stepped into the floor-to-ceiling window, she saw the two people entangled next to the cushion, with such a messy expression: "...Mr. Tang is back again?"
The word "you" is very expressive. Tang Xiaoyu stuck out his tongue embarrassingly as he recalled how many times he had tossed back and forth.
After repenting (perfunctory), he resolutely focused on mopping up, stalking and stalking, stalking left and right several times but was blocked back, he had an idea, changed groping into pulling, and dragged the beauty forcefully in a particularly unsightly posture Move to the bathroom.
"Let's go, I'll take you to take a bath, look at your dirt."
Ling Guang was caught off guard by being pulled sideways, lying on the ground in an awkward posture, he looked like a civilian man about to be forcibly snatched home by hooligans.Sullenly, he shook off the salty pig's hands, straightened his crooked neck, and frowned, "I warn you! Don't do it again, don't do it again..." He seemed a little embarrassed to speak, he paused for a few seconds, and then continued: "Stop chasing me, I won't agree!"
"Well, if you don't agree, you don't agree. I won't chase you. I'll just take you to take a bath."
"Don't wash! Let go!"
"It's not that I haven't washed it before. Why are you so shy?"
Feng Shisan was on the sidelines and hesitated a few times, but found that she couldn't get her beak out of the way, so she decided to get out silently and stand side by side with Yu Lan.Facing the sea, they heard the sound of raging waves and childish and obscene arguments. The sound of the argument gradually faded away. The two people who were forced to eavesdrop made up the images in their brains, and they both covered their faces and couldn't bear to look directly.
no eyes no eyes...
A few minutes later, angry roars came from the bathroom.
"Ah—you're cheating again! Every time you take a bath, you turn back into a bird body!"
"Chirp!"
knock!
"Ouch!"
"This this……"
"This bird...?"
"Ah, uncle and aunt, this bird." Yu Lan smiled and stepped forward to smooth things over: "I picked it up on the roof, it seems to be injured. Is it convenient for Fang to leave it at home overnight, and I will take it to the veterinary hospital tomorrow?"
"Convenient and convenient." Tang's mother responded twice, and hesitated to move forward to take a closer look: "What kind of bird is this? It's so big and beautiful..."
Tang Xiaoyu dodged sideways to prevent his mother from touching Shenjun's ass, and lied along the way: "Red turkey, a foreign bird!... Ouch!"
The back of his head was pecked decisively by the bird, and the sharp yellow beak collided intimately with his skull, making a crisp "knock" sound.
"It's so fierce, and it even bites people." Tang Ma's words and expression were seriously inconsistent, she was cheerful, and her eyes were full of the brilliant red of Toba.
Tang Xiaoyu didn't dare to delay any longer, and slipped into his bedroom on the pretext that the bird was too heavy.Just as he put the red bird on the bed and offered it, Tang Ma followed closely behind, holding a hot towel in her hand.
"I'll wipe its paws."
"Hey!" Tang Xiaoyu didn't have time to stop it, seeing his mother neatly picked up a red claw, attached it with a hot towel, and began to wipe it carefully.He raised his head in horror and looked at Shen Jun, hoping that the other party would show his face and stop bleeding from scratching his mother.
"You're pretty good." Tang Ma looked after the bird beamingly, and she didn't forget to hit her son: "It must be because you are uncomfortable in the hug that it bites you."
Is it all my fault? !Tang Xiaoyu looked at Shenjun again, curled his lips, showing an aggrieved expression.
The red bird blinked innocently at him with round eyes, silently stretched out the other claw, and handed it to Tang Ma.
"Hey, it's very human!"
After finally coaxing the animal-loving mother to sleep, before she could catch her breath, the animal-loving No. [-] contestant, Yu Lan, sneaked to the door in the dark, first scratched the bird's crown twice, and then picked up the wings for inspection.At first glance, it looked like a ghost, the roots of the wings that were still bleeding on the roof had healed, and there were only a few blood stains stuck to the feathers.
Yu Lan silently put down her bird wings, turned her head to face Tang Xiaoyu with a shy expression, hugged her chest and said, "Say it~ big brother."
Seeing that Tang Xiaoyu couldn't hide it, he had to confess to her and be lenient.The two sat down on the edge of the bed and chatted for a long time with the curious Bird Head.Tang Xiaoyu was afraid that the god would blame him for telling the story, but when he saw that the bird didn't peck him, he relaxed and explained the situation in detail, and finally told Yu Lan not to tell others about it.
"Don't worry~" Yu Lan patted her chest: "We have a system to protect patients' privacy."
The bird's head swung lightly with its feather crest, aimed at Yu Lan's right index finger, and pecked.
"Oh!" Yu Lan stopped her hand immediately, and a small drop of blood appeared on the tip of her index finger. She habitually recognized him as her animal patient: "Bad bird!"
Tang Xiaoyu saw a thin thread of blood starting from the wound, wrapping around his fingers and arms, all the way up, spreading into his clothes and disappearing, he hesitated and said, "Uh... the god seems to have sworn an oath to you."
Yu Lan responded quickly: "Swear? Is it the kind of blood oath in film and television works? If you say it, you will die suddenly?"
"Ahaha." Tang Xiaoyu smiled dryly: "It should be."
"You're really wary!" Yu Lan seized the opportunity to pluck two feathers: "But for your beauty, I forgive you~"
Tang Xiaoyu looked jealously at Yu Lan's hand touching the bird's back, and with a long arm, he shamelessly embraced the red bird and fell them both upside down on the bed: "Okay, okay, let's make it clear, good night and sleep!"
"Chirp!"
knock!
"Ouch!"
The next morning, Tang's mother got up to make breakfast, and found the door of her son's bedroom was ajar. She took two steps there, and the beautiful red bird stepped out from the crack of the door, its wings fluttering, graceful as a fairy.She smiled and asked with concern, "Are you awake? Did you sleep well?"
The red bird tapped its feather crown, as if it was really responding to her.
Tang's mother immediately became happy like a child. The red bird stood up almost to her chin height, so she touched the bird's neck and asked, "Would you like breakfast?"
As she spoke, she picked up a pinch of cold rice from the dining table next to her, intending to feed it into the beak of the bird.
The red bird put aside its sharp beak resolutely, eyes full of disgust.
"Don't you like rice? Do you want some vegetables?" Tang Ma turned and went into the kitchen, picked up a stalk of green vegetables, and rushed out excitedly.
The red bird flapped its wings and dodged hastily in the living room, twisting its neck desperately, trying to kill it without eating it.
"I don't want Cai Cai? The little bug wants it?"
Tang Xiaoyu came out of the bedroom sleepily, and saw his mother was digging earthworms in the balcony flower pot with her butt pouted, while the beautiful red bird was terrified, running behind him with red paws to hide, the corners of her mouth twitched.
"Mom, what are you doing?"
"This bird is a picky eater and won't eat anything. I'll give it two worms and try."
"No need, mom!" Tang Xiaoyu helped out with a complicated expression: "Yu Lan will take him to the veterinary hospital later, he may have to undergo an operation, and he won't eat well."
"That's it." Tang's mother finally straightened up, gave up on finding earthworms, and turned to look for her red bird: "Poor little one, remember to bring it back when it is cured, I want to raise it."
Raise... a ghost!In the middle of the night, the red bird turns into a handsome man, scaring you to death!
Tang Xiaoyu lied expressionlessly: "Mom, this bird is from abroad. It must be a protected animal here, and it will be sent to the zoo."
It was hard for his mother to give up the idea of raising birds, and Yu Lan also got up. The two of them didn't have to go to work, so they decided to take the birds out together, and then do what they wanted to do after hiding people's eyes and ears.
Tang Xiaoyu pretended to hold the bird and went downstairs, found a secluded corner under the corridor, and said to Yu Lan, "What should I say now?"
Yu Lan blinked playfully: "Ask me how would I know~ What do you think?"
Before Tang Xiaoyu could come up with a reason, the red bird in his arms jumped to the ground struggling, jumped twice to the dark place, looked back at the two of them, and disappeared quickly.
"Damn it!" Tang Xiaoyu said in shock: "Just leave like this! Conscience!"
Yu Lan couldn't help laughing again: "You're still angry, do you want to coax him?"
"I'm not going!" Tang Xiaoyu jumped angrily: "It's me who is angry! Why do you want me to bow my head!"
Half an hour later, Tang Xiaoyu rode a little dolphin battery car with Yulan in the back seat, and hurried to the museum, claiming to show her around, but actually found someone to confront (convinced) and implement the legendary law of true fragrance.
During the New Year's Eve holiday, there are many tourists in the museum.Tang Xiaoyu used his work permit to lead Yu Lan in from the back door. He wanted to take her to visit the front area first, but Yu Lan was more yearning for the birds on the balcony he said, so the two turned halfway and went straight to the large attic of the South Courtyard .
The long-lost return, the moment the door is opened, the familiar sunlight and familiar layout come into view like a movie, familiar people and familiar postures are still waiting in place.Tang Xiaoyu was a little excited and a little uncomfortable, the reason was unclear, but his heart was firmer and clearer than before.
Yu Lan curiously looked at the ancient handsome man leaning on the cushion. She didn't see it clearly last night when it was dark, but now it's bright and sunny, it's really clear.She is quite knowledgeable, but she has never seen such a flawless person, reflected in the red dress, as beautiful as a work of art.
Tang Xiaoyu coughed dryly, looked around, and said to him from left and right: "Hey, where are Feng Shisan and Xiezhi, aren't they here?"
Ling Guang gave him a cold look, cherishing the words like gold: "Ji Wanying."
Tang Xiaoyu put on an expression of sudden realization, and remained in place for a long time, and finally sat down next to Ling Guang, with a silly face and a smirk.
Yu Lan tactfully ran to the balcony, volunteering to check the bodies of the birds perched on the handrail.
The light bulb had already been avoided, so Tang Xiaoyu became more courageous, and shamelessly covered his hands and fumbled: "Let me see if the injury is healed."
Ling Guang dodged for a while with a dark face, annoyed: "What do you want to do again!"
While speaking, the ubiquitous salty pig's hand has already got into the outer cloak.Seeing that she was about to pry into her underwear, Yu Lan on the balcony uttered a scream at the right time, and was scared back a few steps by the sudden golden bird.
Feng Shisan stopped on the armrest and tilted her head to look at her curiously, then turned into a human body, and when she stepped into the floor-to-ceiling window, she saw the two people entangled next to the cushion, with such a messy expression: "...Mr. Tang is back again?"
The word "you" is very expressive. Tang Xiaoyu stuck out his tongue embarrassingly as he recalled how many times he had tossed back and forth.
After repenting (perfunctory), he resolutely focused on mopping up, stalking and stalking, stalking left and right several times but was blocked back, he had an idea, changed groping into pulling, and dragged the beauty forcefully in a particularly unsightly posture Move to the bathroom.
"Let's go, I'll take you to take a bath, look at your dirt."
Ling Guang was caught off guard by being pulled sideways, lying on the ground in an awkward posture, he looked like a civilian man about to be forcibly snatched home by hooligans.Sullenly, he shook off the salty pig's hands, straightened his crooked neck, and frowned, "I warn you! Don't do it again, don't do it again..." He seemed a little embarrassed to speak, he paused for a few seconds, and then continued: "Stop chasing me, I won't agree!"
"Well, if you don't agree, you don't agree. I won't chase you. I'll just take you to take a bath."
"Don't wash! Let go!"
"It's not that I haven't washed it before. Why are you so shy?"
Feng Shisan was on the sidelines and hesitated a few times, but found that she couldn't get her beak out of the way, so she decided to get out silently and stand side by side with Yu Lan.Facing the sea, they heard the sound of raging waves and childish and obscene arguments. The sound of the argument gradually faded away. The two people who were forced to eavesdrop made up the images in their brains, and they both covered their faces and couldn't bear to look directly.
no eyes no eyes...
A few minutes later, angry roars came from the bathroom.
"Ah—you're cheating again! Every time you take a bath, you turn back into a bird body!"
"Chirp!"
knock!
"Ouch!"
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