【Gu Qi】Cheap son falls in love with me

1.

In Qi Rong's cave, the lights were brightly lit, there were wine ponds and meat forests, and demons danced wildly.

Among the ghosts, there is a huge iron pot, which can hold at least dozens of people swimming in it.

Under the pot, a raging fire was burning; inside the pot, there was red, gurgling boiling water; directly above the pot, a large black mass of people hung upside down, with their heads down and their feet up, hanging above the boiling water. Only a few feet away.

These are all living people, but they have already been scalded to death by the steam rising from the boiling water. Some of them are begging for mercy in horror, and some are cursing angrily.

Qi Rong sat on a gorgeous bench, appreciating the scene in front of him with satisfaction, with an excited and bloodthirsty smile on his lips.

Six or seven-year-old Gu Zi stood beside the bench, but his face turned pale with fright. He carefully grabbed the corner of Qi Rong's clothes and said shyly, "Father, what is this? It looks so scary..."

Qi Rong was in a good mood, and for the first time, he hugged the millet to his lap, and said to him: "Silly son, do you know what the Chinese New Year is today? Come, watch, dad will make you dumplings."

After all, with a wave of his hand, the person who scolded the loudest before fell into the bubbling boiling water with a "plop".

"Ah ah ah ah ah!!"

There was a heart-piercing scream, and in the blink of an eye, the sound disappeared, and a mass of things that seemed to have melted flesh and blood floated on the surface of the tumbling water, and in some places even white bones were exposed.

The little ghosts around suddenly let out a burst of excited noise and cheers, but Gu Zi let out an "ah" and covered his eyes in fright.

Seeing that Gu Zi's reaction was funny, Qi Rong forcibly opened his hand and said, "What are you afraid of? What a fun scene! Show me! You have to laugh! I, Qi Rong, don't have such a cowardly son as you."

As soon as the voice fell, those people hanging upside down really fell like dumplings, "plop plop plop", one by one fell into the tumbling hot boiling water, accompanied by the painful screams of the drowning people, were the surrounding audience The ghost cheered excitedly.

Guzi was grabbed by both hands, so he had to close his eyes tightly, but he couldn't escape the nightmare-like voice that kept lingering in his ears.

He seemed to be crazy, and suddenly struggled violently, Qi Rong almost couldn't control him, and threw him to the ground angrily, cursing: "Why are you so crazy?! Believe it or not, I threw you in together! "

Gu Zi lay on the ground with tears all over his face, pinched his neck and retched a few times, then choked up and said: "Daddy is lying! Chinese New Year is not like this! Chinese New Year should be a happy time for everyone, wearing new clothes and eating delicious food , the current situation is not good at all, woo woo, father, Gu Zi should not live such a year..."

Qi Rong said impatiently: "You can't fall in love! Go, go, go if you don't look at it, don't make trouble in front of my eyes."

Gu Zi knew that Qi Rong would not listen to him, so he had to leave while wiping his tears and sobbing aggrievedly.

Qi Rong's mood was affected, and he didn't have much interest. He wanted to leave early but was pestered by his subordinates all the time.

Unexpectedly, Gu Zi, who usually fell asleep early, hadn't slept yet, and there was only a blue will-o'-the-wisp in the room to illuminate, flickering, illuminating a small figure by the table, resting his chin on his hand, his eyelids were closed. I was so sleepy that I could barely open my head, but my head was still struggling and unwilling to fall down, it was swaying here and there, which was very funny.

Qi Rong also forgot the previous unhappiness for a while, and planned to hug him to bed with some amusement, but unexpectedly, as soon as he touched him, Gu Zi suddenly woke up, saw him, and smiled at him in a daze : "Father, you are back, I have been waiting for you for a long time..."

Qi Rong said somewhat unnaturally: "If you're sleepy, go to bed first, why wait for me?!"

Gu Zi said seriously: "How can I do that? Isn't today the New Year's Eve? I want to watch the New Year with you..."

The faintly flickering will-o'-the-wisps illuminated the two dependent figures, one big and one small, revealing some warmth and tranquility in a trance.

This is the first New Year that Qi Rong and Gu Zi spent together.

Keeping the old age is keeping the year of flowing water, and it is also silently accompanying for a long time.

2.

In the second New Year that Gu Zi and Qi Rong celebrated, Qi Rong seemed particularly interested.

Not only did he prepare new clothes for Guzi, but he also happily rolled up his sleeves and went into the kitchen, threatening to make dumplings for him himself.

Ten-year-old Gu Zi was frightened: Did Dad finally decide to drug him and then boil him and eat him while he was unconscious? ?

So, when seeing Qi Rong bring out a bowl of dumplings with a smile on his face, Gu Zi's first reaction was to run away.

Qi Rong effortlessly grabbed his collar and carried him back, then personally picked up a dumpling, handed it to Guzi's mouth, and stared at him with a smile.

Seeing him staring at him like this, Gu Zi became more and more uneasy, but he could only grit his teeth and close his eyes, and opened his mouth to eat the dumpling.

Um?No weird smell?And kind of delicious?Is it my hallucination?Or is it that all the drugs are so fragrant now?

"How is it? Is it delicious?" Qi Rong is quite confident in his cooking skills, and he couldn't help but eat one too.

Seeing that he also ate, Gu Zi couldn't help but feel even more puzzled, could it be that he misunderstood his father?Gu Zi felt her body for a while, there was really nothing uncomfortable, it seemed that she was thinking too much, she suddenly felt ashamed that she had misunderstood Qi Rong like this, then she took a few dumplings and stuffed them into her mouth, and ate them Thumbs up and said: "Delicious! Daddy is amazing! He can do anything!"

Qi Rong's vanity was greatly satisfied: "Hahaha, that is, the food I cook is a thousand times better than that of the prince's cousin. No, comparing the food I cook with the shit made by Xie Lian It's an insult to me! Heh heh, in short, your father and I are omnipotent and capable, and you have such a powerful father as me, which can be said to be the blessing you have cultivated in eighteen lifetimes."

Gu Zi nodded again and again, his face was full of admiration: "Yeah, my father is the best, I adore my father so much."

Qi Rong was very satisfied with Gu Zi's reaction, and said: "Hey, it's good to know, come here, eat a few more, I'm the dumpling stuffing chopped for you by a living person, it's definitely a great tonic."

When Guzi heard this, he was stunned for a moment, then went crazy, and suddenly spit out all the half-chewed dumplings in his mouth. At the same time, he squatted on the ground, clasped his throat with his fingers, and tried to spit out all the dumplings he had just eaten. .

Qi Rong was taken aback, and scolded: "What are you doing?! Why did you go crazy all of a sudden? Damn, I ruined all my dumplings!"

Gu Zi knelt on the ground, thinking of what he was eating...that, he felt his stomach churning, nauseating, holding his chest and vomiting non-stop until the contents of his stomach were vomited until nothing but bitter water remained. down.

Guzi's face was pale, and he squatted on the ground weakly, but Qi Rong was annoyed: "Fuck! What do you mean?! You actually vomited all the dumplings I made?! Did I give you some face and you forgot that you are Who is it?! Believe it or not, I also chopped you up for dumpling stuffing today!"

Gu Zi raised his eyes to look at him, but his eyes were filled with tears, and he said in disbelief, "Father...how could you...how could you let me eat...human flesh?? Vomit...so disgusting..."

Qi Rong said angrily: "Bah, bah, you're disgusting! Can you talk?! Human flesh is a good thing, it nourishes blood and essence, prolongs life, I give you good things to eat, but for your own good, you ignorant bumpkin , It’s really a dog biting Lu Dongbin!”

However, Gu Zi had a mournful expression as if he had taken poison: "You can't eat human flesh... the elder brother who picks up the tatters told me... you will get a strange disease if you eat it..."

Qi Rong was even angrier: "Damn it! You actually believe that Xie Lian's black-hearted snow lotus doesn't believe in you and me?! Who the hell are you sons?!"

Gu Zi has already started to cry: "Woooooo... If Guzi is sick, he can't beat his leg... If Guzi is useless, Daddy won't want Guzi... Wuwuwu..."

Qi Rong didn't expect that Gu Zi was most worried about this. He was a little moved, and suddenly seemed to have succeeded in a prank, pointing at Gu Zi and laughing: "Hahahahahaha, you idiot, can't you see that I am lying to you? This is Ordinary pork dumplings, if you want to eat the ones filled with human meat, I can’t bear to give them to you, hahahahaha, you can’t eat the ones filled with pork or human meat, and you still cry like a ball, how could I be so stupid like you Son hahahaha..."

Gu Zi became quiet when he heard the words, but there were still a few teardrops hanging from the corners of his eyes: "Really? Won't daddy lie to me?"

Qi Rong stared: "Do you still dare to doubt me?! Don't you smell me every time I eat human flesh? You dog nose, can't you smell whether the dumplings you eat have the smell of human flesh? You Tell yourself, did I lie to you?!"

Guzi seemed to realize it now, carefully sniffed the smell of the leftover dumplings in the bowl, and thought about the taste of the dumplings he ate just now, there was really nothing strange about it, and seeing Qi Rong's upright expression, the balance in his heart Gradually, he tended to trust Qi Rong, and said to Qi Rong with some grievances: "Father... don't make such jokes anymore, okay... all the dumplings you made for me were wasted..."

Qi Rong said disdainfully: "Huh! You deserve it! It's not because you don't trust your father and me enough", but she was glad that she didn't really feed him human flesh, otherwise this brat's dog nose can't tell Can fucking smell it.

3.

It's another New Year's Eve, when the old and the new are changing.

This is already the fifth year that Gu Zi has been by Qi Rong's side.

Qi Rong looked at Gu Zi who was already quite tall, and suddenly asked with interest: "Son, how old are you after the Chinese New Year?"

Gu Zi thought for a while, and tentatively said uncertainly: "I'm 11 years old." After a pause, he looked at Qi Rong and asked, "How about you, dad?"

Qi Rong was stunned for a moment, he seemed to have never thought about this question, thought for a while and said: "Your father and I, there are two ages, one is 22 years old, and the other is not clear, it is probably over 800 years old .”

Gu Zi obviously couldn't figure it out, and asked in confusion, "What is Daddy talking about? How can people have two ages? It's so strange."

Qi Rong said: "I am not a human being. I am the most powerful ghost king in the Three Realms. Do you know what a ghost is? A person will become a ghost after death. Humans only have one age, while ghosts have two ages."

Gu Zi half understood: "Then why do ghosts have two ages?"

Qi Rong said: "Because ghosts are people who have died once. When they die, their age as a human will stop there forever, and the rest is the age of living as a ghost, which is constantly increasing."

Gu Zi blinked his round eyes and said, "Did daddy die when he was 22 years old? Dad is so powerful, how did he die?"

Qi Rong didn't want to discuss how he died, but he didn't want to lose face in front of Gu Zi, so he began to add embellishment: "Haha, back then, your father and I were the dignified little prince of Xianle Kingdom. Later, Yong'an Dog rebelled, and my prince Cousin is a waste again, he let those untouchables hit Wangcheng, and in the end I was the only one left in the Xianle royal family who was still insisting on resisting to the death, unyielding, but in the end, I was attacked by those despicable and shameless traitors, looking at the group of Yongan The untouchables of my Xianle country actually occupied the palace of my Xianle country and plundered the treasures of my Xianle country. The royal family of Xianle takes revenge."

Gu Zi already has some judgment ability at this time, no matter what else, Gu Zi absolutely disagrees with Qi Rong's evaluation of Xie Lian as "a trash", but he still cooperates very much and said: "Wow! Dad is so brave and brave Ah! Daddy is a great hero! He is the person I admire the most, no, the ghost I admire the most!"

Qi Rong is very satisfied, cheap son is really getting better at talking, let's cook him again in a few years.

4.

The second year that passed this year was also the sixth year that Gu Zi and Qi Rong lived.

When New Year's Eve was approaching, Guzi went to Puqi to watch and play. When Guzi went to Puqi to watch and play, he happened to see Xie Lian and then taught Huacheng to write Spring Festival couplets.

On the bright red paper, stroke by stroke, carefully written, every word exudes the fragrance of ink, entrusting the most heartfelt and best wishes.

On a whim, Gu Zi also asked Xie Lian for advice.

So, on New Year's Eve, when Qi Rong came back, he saw a pair of red couplets pasted on the gloomy entrance of his cave, which was very disobedient.

"Life as a hero and death as a ghost"

"..."

Qi Rong suddenly had an expression as if he had eaten shit. He tried hard to restrain his urge to tear off the unsightly red paper, and walked into the cave without saying a word. Only then did he realize that along the way, almost every Twenty steps away, you will see a red and extremely festive "Fu" character, and the originally good, weird and scary atmosphere has been completely changed.

When he finally found the culprit who was strenuously stepping on a small bench to paste the word "Fu" on the cave wall, Qi Rong kicked Gu Zi's ass almost without hesitation, and Gu Zi immediately screamed from the small bench, fell down.

After seeing clearly who kicked him, Gu Zi hurriedly rubbed his buttocks and got up, and said to Qi Rong in an aggrieved tone: "Father, why did you kick me, it hurts..."

Qi Rong couldn't wait to kick it up again: "You still have the nerve to ask me?! What the hell did you make the cave carefully built by Lao Tzu look like?! You have made this spooky ghost cave even worse than the temple of the gods. Happy?! I am a majestic ghost king, don't you want to lose face?!"

Gu Zi's eyes began to gather water, and he stammered, "I'm sorry... Dad... I thought the Chinese New Year would be prosperous... I thought you would like it too... I'm sorry... It's all my fault... I'm self-righteous...don't be angry...I'm tearing up all of these..." After finishing speaking, he stepped on the small bench again and stretched out his hands to tear off the word "Fu".

Seeing him like this, Qi Rong was a little too lazy to argue with him again, dragged him off the small bench again, and asked him uncertainly: "You also wrote the couplet at the entrance of the cave?"

Gu Zi nodded, didn't recognize Qi Rong's face at all, but said ostentatiously: "Yes, Dad, you told me about your heroic deeds of defending the country to the death, I thought it was very great and amazing, so I specially wrote this couplet To express my admiration and admiration for you, do you like it?"

Qi Rong looked at Guzi who was blinking star-eyed, and couldn't say "I like a fart" immediately, so he could only force out a dry smile: "Hehehehe, I like it, very accurately summed up my heroic image as a father. , ha ha ha ha."

This year, Qi Rong and Gu Zi had a truly prosperous New Year.

5.

This is the first New Year since Qi Rong and Gu Zi were officially together, and it is also the No. 14 New Year they have spent together.

"Father, today's New Year's Eve, this is the Tusu wine I brewed myself, let's drink it together." Gu Zi walked in with a wine jar in his arms.

In the past, Qi Rong used to have a carnival with a group of little ghosts under his command, but now suddenly he and Gu Zi were left alone, and he was not used to it. He seemed to be slow and said: "Ah? Oh, good."

Gu Zi smiled, put the wine jar in his hand on the table, and pulled Qi Rong to sit beside the table.

He poured a small glass for himself and Qi Rong, picked up his own glass, and said to Qi Rong: "Father, I am really happy to celebrate the new year with you." After finishing speaking, he raised his head and drank the glass of wine .

Seeing this, Qi Rong also picked up his own wine and drank it down in one gulp, still saying unnaturally: "Well, I'm also quite happy."

Gu Zi didn't expect Qi Rong to say this, he was pleasantly surprised, lowered his head and poured himself a glass of wine, Qi Rong was about to ask him why he only poured a glass, when he felt his chin being pinched, and then his lips were pressed against something soft, wet The wet and slippery tongue followed, licking Qi Rong's lips lightly, forcing him to open his mouth slightly, and a mouthful of rich and mellow Tusu wine flowed into Qi Rong's mouth along the intertwined tip of his tongue, Qi Rong was caught off guard, forced to bear it, and swallowed it all, while the tip of Gu Zi's tongue was still lingering between his teeth, and there was even a tendency to intensify.

Although the relationship between the two is clear, they are father and son, thinking that he is doing such a shameful thing as feeding wine mouth to mouth with his own son, there seems to be a sense of immorality, and Qi Rong's old face can't help but blush , the hand began to push against Gu Zi's chest subconsciously.

Gu Zi seemed to feel his resistance, the corners of his eyes drooped pitifully, and he was about to leave.

Qi Rong noticed it sensitively, and scolded her father in her heart, my mother is so happy to refuse and welcome, why do you take it seriously? !But he couldn't say this kind of words, so he had no choice but to turn his hand to hug Guzi's waist awkwardly.

Although the movement was slight and almost imperceptible, to Gu Zi it was like a thunderbolt blasting to the top of his head, his sanity disappeared in an instant, as if he was going crazy, he hugged Qi Rong's waist tightly, the tip of his tongue no longer Gently probing, and even eagerly pried open Qi Rong's lips, licked the neat teeth, forced Qi Rong to open slightly, and then followed the trend, like a storm, crazily occupying the inner wall of Qi Rong's mouth Every corner of his body plunders every inch of air in his cavity.

Qi Rong was a little hypoxic by his kiss, and almost his whole body was limply attached to Gu Zi's body, his face was a bright peach color, and the corners of his usually raised eyes were a bit blurred, but he looked more and more charming, Gu Zi almost just glanced at it. , I felt my heart beating, and my blood was boiling.

He hugged Qi Rong's waist with one hand, picked up Qi Rong's legs with the other, and hugged the limp Qi Rong horizontally with all his strength, and walked towards the bed.

Gu Zi was attached to Qi Rong's body, and when he leaned against Qi Rong's neck and bit his Adam's apple, Qi Rong patted Gu Zi's head with some discomfort, and cursed: "Is it a dog? What's there to bite?!"

Gu Zi smiled lowly and bit his collarbone again, saying: "I am not a dog, but this year is the year of the dog><"

Qi Rong opened his mouth and wanted to scold, but he felt Gu Zi's warm lips all the way down, and then, without any defense, he engulfed his most sensitive and vulnerable place.

The scolding that reached his lips was swallowed immediately, and the only thing that could escape was the unbearable moan of "uh-uh-ah".

When Gu Zi entered him, there was still unavoidable pain, Qi Rong couldn't bear it, he grabbed Gu Zi's back and cried out.Gu Zi didn't stop, and entered the deepest part resolutely, but kissed his lips very tenderly, and comforted him in his ear: "Father... I really like you...we will be together every year from now on." How about... okay?"

Qi Rong seemed to be bewitched by the extremely gentle words, nodded in a daze, and let the person around him lead him ups and downs in the sea of ​​desire.

The night is as cool as water, the candles are always bright, and the intertwined figures in the red tent tell endless love.

The old and new years alternate, year after year, endlessly.

It's just that every new year spent with you is precious.