【Gu Qi】Cheap son falls in love with me

1.

"Bullshit! Why did I sleep with you kid?! Do you really think I'm your father? Did I treat you so well that you forgot that I'm a murderer without batting an eyelid! It's such a thing as coaxing a child to sleep If you say it, you will only get laughed out of your teeth!! Xuan Ji! Hurry up and take this brat away!! You sleep with him!!"

Xuan Ji struggled and said: "My lord, it's not that I don't want to put him to sleep, it's because the child is arguing to sleep with Daddy, and I was forced to have no choice but to bother you."

Gu Zi cautiously came over and grabbed the corner of Qi Rong's clothes, obviously acquiescing to what Xuan Ji said.

Qi Rong said irritably: "Bah, bah! Why are you being coquettish with me?! It's scary that I fall asleep, and I like to catch children to eat! Are you afraid?"

Gu Zi put on a serious face: "Gu Zi is not afraid of Daddy, Daddy doesn't know how to eat Gu Zi."

Hearing this, Qi Rong grabbed one of his arms and opened his mouth wide to bite.

Gu Zi closed his eyes in fear, but did not resist, and tried his best to say righteously: "Even if Daddy wants to eat the millet, just let Daddy eat the millet."

Hearing this, Qi Rong was stunned for a moment, then slapped his hand away, and said impatiently: "Forget it, let him stay here, a brat can't take up much space, Before going to bed, I can still beat my legs and press my shoulders, um, that's all."

The little millet is too obedient, dutifully washes Qi Rong's feet, makes the bed, beats his legs and presses his shoulders, and hums to Qi Rong's servants, lamenting how wise and powerful he is, the cheap son he picked up is really useful.

Then I felt the force of the little fist on my leg getting lighter and slower, and finally, a little furry head fell on my body, and Qi Rong's first reaction was not to jump up and scold Guzi for not doing it. Passed, but calmly sat up on the upper body, grabbed Guzi by the collar and threw him to the inner side of the bed.

Gu Zi was woken up a little by this movement, but she was not fully awake, and subconsciously got into Qi Rong's arms in a daze, and murmured: "Daddy..."

Qi Rong had a rare good temper and didn't push the kid away, but felt that the soft and small ball was a bit comfortable to hug, he stretched out his hand and patted Guzi's back, and said somewhat unnaturally: "Sleep with you, if you want It’s not because you’re obedient, I’ve eaten you up! You’ll have to work harder to repay me by beating my legs. You know, not just any cat or dog can give me such a handsome look. He is so powerful that he is close to being a son, you have to cherish it."

As if he thought he was noisy, Gu Zi lightly bit Qi Rong's chin, leaving a circle of shallow tooth marks in response.

Qi Rong stared for a long time, and finally cursed angrily, "Son of a dog!".

2.

"Daddy, are you stealing bad food again?" The crisp young voice sounded in my ears, the words were clearly reproaches, but they were full of grievances.

Bah bah bah! "Qi Rong quickly spat out the human hand that had just been bitten into his mouth, glanced around guiltily, confirmed that there was no obtrusive figure, cursed, was about to bite again, but somehow lost his appetite, and annoyed half of it People threw it out.

Unexpectedly, when the half of the hand was thrown to the door, it happened to be caught by the boy who came in. When he saw what it was, he quickly threw away the thing in his hand with some fear, and turned his aggrieved eyes to Qi Rong inside the room.

Qi Rong saw that he didn't come early or late, but he came in at this time, and couldn't help but start scolding his mother: "It's so stupid! You really know how to pick your time! I might as well eat it?! Just throw it away but you come in ?! Are you fucking mad at me on purpose?!"

At this time, Gu Zi was already a twelve or thirteen-year-old boy, wearing some shabby gray clothes, but he was very tidy, with a pair of round eyes on his childish face, he looked at Qi Rong with grievances and said, "Father." , Eating this kind of thing will cause diarrhea and smell bad, so you really don’t want to eat it anymore.”

Qi Rong stared: "Fuck! I said I didn't eat it?! You don't believe you?!" After a pause, he said angrily: "Besides, what if I just ate it? It's your turn to take care of it. What?? You don’t even know what to do with your hair! Damn you still dislike your old man?! Get lost! It’s annoying to see you!!”

Gu Zi stopped where he was, with water vapor brewing in his eyes. In the blink of an eye, tears began to roll in his eyes: "Father... I won't dislike you, don't let me go..."

When Qi Rong heard this, his heart was moved for a long time, and he waved his hands and said: "Don't cry! You are so grown-up and cry a dick! Damn it, just go out like you are so cowardly, don't say you are my son. , It’s not shameful for me!! If you don’t get out, you won’t get out! Come here and beat your father’s legs!”

Gu Zi's tears stopped in an instant, but they didn't disappear completely. The corners of his eyes were red, and he slowly walked up to Qi Rong, squatted down and began to beat Qi Rong's legs, while beating, he said cautiously: "Father, I just went out, I bought a lot of fresh ingredients, how about millet cooking for you?"

Qi Rong spread out on the seat with her eyes closed, and let out a lazy "hmm".

Gu Zi continued: "Father, do you think the rice cooked by Gu Zi is delicious?"

Qi Rong continued with an "um".

Gu Zi looked at Qi Rong's drooping black eyelashes, and said softly: "Then dad will only eat the rice cooked by Gu Zi from now on, okay?"

Qi Rong continued to "hmm" unconsciously.

A smile suddenly broke out on Gu Zi's face, and then, Qi Rong felt a coldness in the corner of his mouth, and a soft thing stuck to it, just for a moment, like a superficial touch, and he had already left before he could even feel it.

Qi Rong still realized what it was, he opened his eyes abruptly, and saw Gu Zi's shining eyes, as if falling stars, smiled happily and said to him: "Father promised me, don't eat it in the future." Once those things are gone, I will make delicious ones for my dad every day."

Qi Rong opened his mouth to scold the street, but held back, he patted Guzi's head, and said impatiently: "Okay, stop talking nonsense, hurry up and get me something to eat, I'm starving to death, If it doesn't taste good, I won't eat a bite!"

Gu Zi stroked the hair that Qi Rong had patted, and smiled sweetly: "Yes, Dad, I'll go right away."

After saying that, he turned around and ran away, Qi Rong looked at his back, and suddenly felt a strange feeling in his heart, as if there was a warm trickle flowing through his heart, thinking of Qi Rong here: vomit vomit vomit vomit Vomit me bah bah bah, what the hell is this to describe? !This cheap son is so fucking annoying! !

3.

Qi Rong hasn't eaten human flesh for a long time, and even once saw the fresh human flesh brought up by his subordinates, he didn't have any special desire to eat it. He thought it was very bad, he is the first of the four evils, and he doesn't eat human flesh What does it look like to eat a decent meal made by a stinky brat all day, and where will he put his face when he talks about it? !Speaking of which, the dog Huacheng eats dogs all day | Ri's Xie Lian's shit-like vomit vomit thing is still not dead yet? ?If he had to choose between Xie Lian's vomit and Guzi's, he would choose Guzi without hesitation.

Bah bah bah! !Why did he have to choose between the two? !What he wants to eat is human flesh! ! !

Eat as much as you want!Qi Rong casually sent someone down to catch him a fresh living person for dinner, then called Gu Zi over, and lazily said: "Son, your father wants to eat a lively rabbit on the back mountain today, you go and give it to me." Catch one and roast it to eat, it must be a freshly caught live rabbit to be delicious, so go now."

Guzi wished that he would order him to cook for him like this, so he happily agreed to go to the back mountain to catch rabbits.

His subordinates were unreliable in their work, and they came back after waiting for a long time. After catching a dry little girl, Qi Rong kicked over and scolded: "It takes so long for a waste to catch a living person?!! You still think What the hell!! You go follow the dog|day’s Xie Lian and pick up the trash! Are you still blind?? How can you be so skinny?! You’re not fucking enough to hold my teeth! You fucking mean it Get mad at me!!"

The little ghost shivered and knelt on the ground and kowtowed: "The boss calms down, but the little one doesn't dare. The situation is really bad recently. Too many people have disappeared here before, and few people dare to go out here alone. The little one ran to the villages and towns down the mountain. This little girl was kidnapped in someone else's yard."

Qi Rong is too lazy to talk nonsense with him, not to mention delaying his cheap son is coming back, although he is not afraid of him, but it is too annoying for him to keep nagging in his ear, Qi Rong kicked that brat and told him to go away , grabbed the little girl, and looked at it, although she was a bit thin, but she was not very old, it was the time when she was fresh and tender, her skin looked tender and tender, Qi Rong grabbed a piece of her arm, it looked like a white lotus root, Qi Rong Rong's appetite increased greatly, and he bit it, bright red blood flowed out, and a strong bloody smell filled his mouth immediately, but Qi Rong vomited it out, threw the girl aside, bent over and vomited wildly on the ground, There was nausea in my stomach for a while, and I felt that it was no different from the shit made by Xie Lian. Qi Rong pinched his neck and cursed angrily: "Fuck you! What the hell did you catch for me? Does it taste like human flesh?? Did this little girl grow up eating shit made by Xie Lian? Why does it taste as disgusting as it tastes?!!"

At this time, Gu Zi came back with a rabbit's ear in his hand, saw Qi Rong sprawling on the ground, first nervously went to take care of Qi Rong's situation, but when he was about to ask, he saw that one of his arms was bitten The bloody little girl, he looked at Qi Rong in disbelief, and said aggrievedly: "Father..."

At this moment, Qi Rong's face was pale and his facial features were distorted. He leaned hard on Guzi and moaned: "Son, I really didn't eat this time, vomit, vomit, just took a bite and vomited it all up, it's too fucking Nausea, almost killed your father, vomit, vomit, quick, help your father to get up and lie down on the bed, vomit, vomit, vomit."

Gu Zi looked at such a weak Qi Rong, finally his heart softened, he gently helped him to lie down on the bed, and poured several bowls of water for him to rinse his mouth, only then did Qi Rong slowly recover.

Gu Zi sat by the bed and looked at Qi Rong with grievance: "Father, you lied to me, you said you want to eat the rabbit I made."

Qi Rong looked at his rabbit-like red eyes, his eyes were a little dodgy, and he pretended to be impatient and said: "Who the hell lied to you!! Are you ready? I'll eat right away when you're done!"

Gu Zi pointed to the girl on the ground again and said, "Then what is this?"

Looking at the girl, Qi Rong felt nausea again in his stomach: "vomit vomit—" he vomited for a while before cursing, "How the hell do I know that a man who doesn't have long eyes is here to honor Lao Tzu? Yeah, just took one bite and puked the fuck up!! I'm so fucking disgusting, don't let me see her!"

Gu Zi didn't speak, just looked at him quietly for a while, seeing that a thick-skinned person like Qi Rong felt a little embarrassed, so he got up and said, "I'll send her down the mountain, and then I'll come back and bake rabbits for you."

Qi Rong opened his mouth and wanted to scold: "Fuck, you almost died just now and you still have the mood to take care of this person?! Besides, I'm one of the four evils! There's no reason to return the captured person to a good mother. !! I don’t want to eat it, but I can kill it cruelly!!! You have to come back to roast rabbits for me?! It’s too much!! I don’t have such a disgraceful son like you!!” But in Guzi’s eyes When he was deeply disappointed and wronged, he let out a "tss" and didn't speak.

Although Gu Zi has been with Qi Rong for a long time, now that Qi Rong is not looking at him so strictly, he will go to Xie Lian's Bodhisattva to watch and play from time to time. Following Xie Lian, he actually learned some simple skills Law.

The little girl who was captured was just fainted by some tricks. Guzi first carefully bandaged the wound on her arm, and then she easily solved the curse on her body. When she woke up, she asked where her home was?

The little girl looked at him vigilantly at first, then moved her arm inadvertently, but felt a sharp pain, and then began to look at Guzi with some fear, not daring to speak.

Guzi looked at her, and Wen Sheng explained that he was a little Taoist priest practicing in the mountains. He happened to pass by here and saw a leopard biting her unconscious. He rushed to drive away the leopard and saved her. Now he just wanted to send her back just home.

There is actually no basis for this, but the little girl looked at the handsome and gentle boy in front of her, and she believed it unconsciously. She choked up and told her home. Gu Zi smiled softly, carried her on his back, and walked towards her Go in the direction of home.

The little girl lay on Gu Zi's back, and she gradually became less afraid. She could feel that this brother was a good person, so she asked crisply, "Brother, what's your name?"

Gu Zi replied honestly, "My name is Gu Zi."

The little girl said, "Brother Guzi, thank you for saving me."

Gu Zi said with a guilty conscience, "You don't need to thank me."

The little girl said: "No, my mother said, I must thank those who help me, brother, my name is Xiaoling, brother Guzi, can I come and play with you in the future?"

Gu Zi became more and more guilty: "It's really not necessary, this place is very dangerous, you must never come here again."

Xiao Ling said sadly: "Then I can't repay my brother?"

Gu Zi said: "Taoist priests can't ask for rewards for doing good deeds. If they accept it, they will get sick."

Xiao Ling said regretfully: "Okay, but is my brother a Taoist priest? Isn't Taoist priests allowed to have someone they like?"

Gu Zi was stunned for a moment, thought of Daochang Brother and Hongyi Brother, thought about himself, and then seriously said: "No, I can also have someone I like."

4.

It has been a long time since Gu Zi came back, when the rabbit was roasted and served to Qi Rongsheng, Qi Rong was already asleep, Gu Zi sat on the side, looking at Qi Rong's peaceful sleeping face, this ghost who is always messing around, maybe only You can only use "quiet" to describe it when you are asleep. Qi Rong is actually very good-looking. There are two points in his appearance that resemble Xie Lian, but the remaining eight points have created a completely different temperament from Xie Lian, and his eyes are more beautiful. It is long and narrow, and the line of the jaw is thinner, which makes the whole person appear more feminine and beautiful. When awake, with sinister eyes and evil words, all this beauty is turned into meanness, making it hard to feel good.

In fact, Gu Zi already knew that Qi Rong was not his father. After all, Qi Rong never deliberately concealed this matter == But he can’t remember clearly when he was a child. He can’t even remember what his own father looked like. Knowing that he followed Qi Rong, and Qi Rong always took him with him, allowing himself to be called his father, he got used to treating Qi Rong as his father.Although Qi Rong often did bad things and lost his temper with him, Gu Zi couldn't hate him, because he knew that Qi Rong actually cared about himself in his heart. Once Qi Rong thought he was noisy and threw himself in the mountains. The ghost caught him and wanted to eat him, but when Qi Rong arrived, he cursed angrily, and the fight with the ghost was in full swing. The evil ghost was not easy to deal with, so he tried his best to bite off one of Qi Rong's arms, and Qi Rong insisted on killing the ghost. It's only when you beat it badly.When Gu Zi looked at Qi Rong's broken wall with tears in his eyes, Qi Rong just casually connected it, and then explained to him viciously that even if he threw away Qi Rong's stuff, he wouldn't be able to covet other things.Although he always told his subordinates that he raised himself for fattening and eating, but until now he was 14 years old, Qi Rong didn't think of it.

Qi Rong's reaction to eating human flesh today is actually Gu Zi's tricks.He knew that Qi Rong was an evil ghost, but he still couldn't watch him eat human flesh.He knew that Qi Rong wouldn't listen to him, so he went to ask the Taoist elder brother, and the Taoist elder brother gave him a kind of medicine, asking him to add this medicine to Qi Rong's meals every day. After a long time, Qi Rong Naturally, he couldn't eat human flesh anymore.

Brother Dao Chang's medicine is still very effective, after this time, Qi Rong probably won't want to eat human flesh for a long time.In fact, this time Qi Rong has insisted for a long time after agreeing to him not to eat human flesh, Gu Zi is already very satisfied, he is more wronged than angry.Qi Rong sent him away on purpose because he knew that he didn't want him to eat human flesh, but since he knew, why did he do it?

Gu Zi slowly moved his hand to the corner of Qi Rong's mouth, there was still a bit of blood left when he bit someone just now, it had completely solidified and stuck to his fair skin, Gu Zi wiped it off for him with a little force, Qi Rong wrinkled He frowned and "hissed" and woke up.

Seeing Guzi, I was a little confused for a moment: "Oh, fuck! You are crazy!! Why are you staring at me sleeping?!"

Gu Zi hurriedly took a step back, and said in a low voice, "I roasted the rabbit, let Dad eat it."

Only then did Qi Rong slowly recall the previous events, and felt nausea again in his stomach. He waved his hands and said, "What to eat?! Don't mention the word "eat" to me, it makes me sick! I have no appetite now!"

Gu Zi raised his eyes, looked at him aggrievedly, and said, "Father...my roasted rabbit is delicious, you will feel better after eating it."

Qi Rong said impatiently: "My mother said I won't eat! Are you annoying? Is it your turn to teach me? Wasn't it you who just left labor and capital eagerly to do good deeds?! I You can see that the little girl is still quite tender! Hmph! Now that you think about it, you still have a father?! It’s too late! If you want to get out, get out! I don’t care about you!”

Gu Zi began to grab the corner of Qi Rong's clothes: "Father, I was wrong before, I...I just found out that you lied to me so sad...don't drive me away...don't let me control you. ..”

Qi Rong found that this son of a bitch was becoming more and more submissive and acting like a spoiled child to him, and he seemed to be a fucking favorite of him? !Damn, is this okay? !When did he, the majestic leader of the four evils, ever show mercy? !This picked dog thing really thinks of himself as his son? !Do you want to play a few tricks with me here? !

Qi Rong opened her mouth to scold, but she said: "It's so annoying! Isn't it just eating a rabbit?! Can't I eat it with me? I'm like a stinky bitch whispering in my ear all day long, knowing what to say You are my son, those who don't know think you are my fucking wife?!"

Gu Zi blushed a little when he heard the word "wife", he hurriedly handed the roasted rabbit leg to Qi Rong respectfully, Qi Rong took a bite, the taste was really good, it relieved the pain in his mouth for a long time. The nausea didn't dissipate, he murmured "En" while eating, which was regarded as a compliment to Gu Zi, such a perfunctory compliment, but Gu Zi's eyes suddenly lit up like stars, shining brightly.

He stood up abruptly, threw his entire upper body onto Qi Rong, and hugged Qi Rong. Qi Rong was still holding the rabbit's leg in his hand, subconsciously raised his hand high to prevent the millet from rubbing against it, and cursed: "Damn you! The dog thing suddenly went crazy!! Hurry up and open it for me!!"

Gu Zi held Qi Rong's waist tightly with both hands, buried his head on Qi Rong's neck, and said in a muffled voice, "Father, don't lie to Gu Zi anymore, please, and don't let Gu Zi go casually. Gu Zi loves Dad the most."

Qi Rong's heart was moved. He had been a ghost for more than twenty years and hundreds of years. It was the first time someone said to him the words "favorite" to him. Overjoyed, the corners of his mouth raised uncontrollably, he patted Guzi's head, pretending to be impatient and said: "You are so annoying, get out of the way, and let your father eat rabbits?!"