[Lotus Cake] He won't have a crush on me, will he? !

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Li Moumou has been very depressed recently, because the affectionate confession he was looking forward to every day has not come, not only has it not come, there is not even a sign of it.

One day, two days, three days...

Nezha was about to suffer from neurasthenia. Ao Bing had a little disturbance (such as inviting him to dinner, playing basketball, or even watching him in class), and he was very nervous, but all his hopes fell through. .

What the hell is this idiot thinking?Don't really treat Lao Tzu as a brother!

In contrast, Ao Bing was much happier. He was so successful as his sister's wingman, and he also made a good friend who was so good to him by the way, killing two birds with one stone.

No, his sister can't wait to meet his good friend.

"Okay, then I'll call him out for dinner this weekend."

"Wow! Long live my brother! I love you to death!"

Ao Bing curled up his lips, opened WeChat to send a message to Nezha, and unexpectedly found that Nezha had changed his profile picture.

Nezha's profile picture was originally a selfie of himself showing off half of his face, but now it has been replaced with a picture of a lotus flower in full bloom, with the word "peace of mind" on it.

Ao Bing wondered why this person was so funny, stared at his profile picture and laughed for a long time before remembering to send him a message.

Noble Ao Family: Are you there?Do you have time to have dinner together on Saturday?

After a second.

The other party is typing...: Yes! ! !

The other party is typing...: What, do you have something to tell me?

——Has he discovered all this? ? ?

Ao Bing panicked, and Ao Ling told her not to reveal the secret of her liking for Nezha, but to stick to the principle of starting with friends first, and create the illusion of a long-term relationship, saying that such a relationship can last forever.

And since Nezha revealed his ideal type, Ao Bing has been considering whether to tell him directly about Ao Ling's little thoughts, so as to avoid long nights and dreams, and extra problems.

But when he went back to do business with Ao Ling that night, his little Baicai just frowned slightly, and insisted on telling him to stand still, saying that he must first find a chance to arrange a meeting between her and Nezha.

Hey, when the children are older, they have their own ideas.

Ao Bing thought about it for a while, but still held back.

Noble Ao: Nothing, I just want to have dinner with you.

The other party is typing...: Panda Scratching His Head.jpg

The other party is typing...: Okay, you decide the place, and I will contact you when the time comes.

Noble Ao Family: No problem.

Ao Bing let out a sigh of relief, thankful that Nezha didn't ask the bottom line.

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"If you are free and easy from far and near, is the freedom you want?~"

"Then I'd rather go back to living alone?~"

"if……"

"Big brother, don't be fooled, you've been howling all morning, are you annoying!" Yang Jian couldn't bear to throw Nezha an earphone. "Take it to the toilet and listen!"

Nezha threw the earphones back angrily: "Get lost, you're single, you know nothing!"

"You're talking like you're not a dog!"

Lei Zhenzi, a professional field controller, quickly stuck out his head and acted as a peacemaker: "Hey, Brother Zhajian, stop arguing, everyone is single."

"By the way... Brother Zha, did you really talk about it?"

As soon as this remark came out, the entire dormitory (including Ji Fa who was doing the quiz) all looked at Nezha with three pairs of eyes.

Nezha also felt that his emotions were too obvious, so he had to bite the bullet and confess to his brothers: "...I haven't talked about it yet, I just like someone."

"This man, I can't figure it out. When I think he has no thoughts about me, he always does something that makes my heart beat."

"And as soon as I felt that the time was almost up, he didn't say anything at all. Alas, I couldn't figure him out at all."

……

Yang Jian: "That's why you howled "Unbelievable" all morning to pollute my ears???"

Ji Fa: "I advise you to focus on your studies."

Nezha: "..."

"No, don't you all wonder who Brother Zha is looking for?" Lei Zhenzi was shocked, why are these people's focus so clear?

"Then I can't tell you, it concerns the dignity of me, Li." Nezha said seriously. "Don't try to force me, it's useless, you will know when I get someone."

Lei Zhenzi nodded ignorantly. Ji Fa was really not interested, so he continued to read the book and write questions.

"Heh, I don't care who you like." Yang Jian turned around and started playing the game. Halfway through the game, he couldn't help but turn around and ask Nezha. "Tsk, is it the senior who sent you a love letter last time?"

Nezha was startled: "You idiot, didn't I send you her WeChat message a few days ago?"

"Ah? So it's her!"

"How can I rely on you to tease a girl! How many days has it been since I don't even know who she is? Within a week?!"

Yang Jian refused to accept it, and put on an inscrutable expression: "You know what, the one-week deadline is for me to lie to you. You think I will catch girls like ordinary people, just like doing a census."

"I'm not going to be like those turkeys, always asking, 'Miss, are you there?' I have a trick!"

Nezha was really curious about his so-called routine: "What is it? Let me hear it?"

"Listen, Teacher Yang will teach you once." Yang Jian hung up the phone happily. "I won't ask a lot of questions as soon as I come up. Remember, if a girl is interested in you, she will definitely take the initiative to talk to you about herself, not to mention her name and age, those hobbies, socializing, and even whenever she comes to the aunt. Had a great time talking."

"As soon as I came up, I said hello politely. I didn't make it clear that I was here to flirt with girls. I just said to make friends, and then I went to the girl's circle of friends to get a general understanding of each other."

"Remember, you can't chat too much every day, but you must make sure to chat every day to let the other party know that you care about her."

"I usually send good morning and good night every day. From time to time, I will discuss math problems with her, and she will teach me patiently. You see, in this way, I will be a cute, non-annoying, and self-motivated boy in the other party's heart. It's the first step in attracting a girl, remember, the initial impression is very important, and then..."

Yang Jian stayed there alone for a long time, and Nezha felt that it was not easy for Daji. He was harassed by a Tie Hanhan every day and had to do math problems for him. Life was hard.

Nezha snickered inwardly, and suddenly remembered that he hadn't contacted him for a while.

He wanted to send a message to tease Daji, but he took out his phone and saw that Brother Monkey had sent him a WeChat message.

No name change without graduation: Young man, let’s chat on the rooftop?

Absolutely, what kind of telepathy is this? Nezha was still struggling to ask Brother Monkey out to chat about life, but now the emotional consultant came to the door himself.

"Then, after figuring out what the girl likes, our next step is to be in the circle of friends... Hey, what are you running away——?!"

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Nezha rushed to the roof of the dormitory building as fast as possible, and Monkey King was already leaning against the railing.

"Brother Monkey!"

"Here it is."

Sun Wukong turned around and shook the soot, and blew a smoke ring at him: "I saw that your profile picture was made like that, and I thought you must be in trouble."

"That's right." Nezha sighed. "Before, my tablemate invited me out for dinner, trying to find my ideal type by making side-talking remarks."

"I described it all according to his conditions. It's the kind of implication that even the mentally retarded can understand. He laughed so happily after hearing it!"

"I thought to myself, wow, this one must be stable, and then I waited for several days, and the other party didn't move at all..."

"..."

Brother Monkey was silent when he heard that.

"I'm completely confused now whether that guy is trying to get me by hanging me, or he's trying to test me cautiously." Nezha leaned on the railing with his face up, and stretched out his hand towards Monkey King pretending to be deep. "Brother Monkey, give me a cigarette."

"What are you smoking?" Sun Wukong smiled and pinched the cigarette, thinking for a while. "Actually, I think there is a possibility that he is also waiting for the other party to confess like you."

"what?"

"Think about it, he's the kind of introverted guy, you can't even bother to confess, can he?"

"...It makes sense."

"Of course there is another possibility, that is, you haven't given him enough sense of security to make him feel that you are also elusive."

Nezha shook his head: "Impossible, I think I've made it obvious!"

So he told Monkey King exactly what he did to Ao Bing.

Sun Wukong couldn't help but support his forehead: "What can you show with these half-joking, half-teasing actions? Are you a primary school student?"

"..."

"Listen well, the most important thing in expressing love to a person is that you have to behave differently in front of him, so that the other person feels that he is a special existence in your heart."

When Nezha heard it, he seemed to have witnessed the dawn of hope: "You are right! How should I do it?"

"Treat it on a case-by-case basis. For example, you can show him your vulnerable side, and act like a spoiled child once in a while."

"..."

If the font could be changed, the word "act like a baby" in Nezha's mind should be bold and underlined in bold red.

Xiao Li, who had been refreshed by his elder brother again, nodded mechanically.

"Actually, I called you out this time and I want to ask you something." Sun Wukong took out his phone, opened WeChat, and held it in front of Nezha.

"Recently, I met an idiot who texted me good morning and good night every day, and would bother me with math problems. I saw that they were all questions from freshman year of high school. Is he from your class?"

"!!!!!!"

TBC

Nezha: Shit, I gave the wrong number...