>>
"Although my roommate is very stupid, I still want to know how you lied to him for more than a month?"
Nezha arrived at the noodle spot agreed upon by Monkey King and Yang Jian ahead of time - the small forest next to the school playground.
"Come here, I'll show you something." Sun Wukong put his phone in front of Nezha, and opened the WeChat circle of friends.
……
"Hahahahahaha, I've taken it, I've taken it, I've taken it..." Nezha supported the tree trunk, laughing until the leaves shook.
Sun Wukong’s recent circle of friends is as follows——
I'm going to meet an important person, I'm a little nervous (*/ω\*)
2 hours ago
?The True Eye of the Evil King
Xie Wang Zhenyan: I am also nervous [shy]
-------------------------
Which skirt will I wear tomorrow? Girls, please help me choose (*?ω<)
(A row of women's clothing with pictures)
16:08pm yesterday
?The True Eye of the Evil King
Xie Wang Zhenyan: I think you look good in anything!
-----------------------------------
Look at the nails I just made~bulingbuling (〃'▽'〃)
(Pink nail art with pictures)
10:56 am on xx xx xxxx
?The True Eye of the Evil King
Xie Wang Zhenyan: If I can hold such a pair of beautiful hands in the future, I will have no regrets in this life~
-----------------------------
I found a little milk cat downstairs in the dormitory, so cute! (o′ω`o)?
(with pictures of white kittens)
18:30 pm on xx xx xxxx
?The True Eye of the Evil King
Xie Wang Zhenyan: No matter how cute Meow is, it can’t be cuter than you who are the cutest in the world [心]
……
The most amazing thing is that these circles of friends are all set to "only the evil king's true eyes can be seen by one person".
"Fuck, I'm about to laugh out of my nose! No wonder Yang Jian is the only one who gave you likes and comments hahahahahahaha!"
Sun Wukong proudly stroked the hair on his forehead: "The picture was stolen from another girl, how about it, your acting skills of Brother Monkey."
Nezha bent down to applaud him.
There was a sound of footsteps approaching from far away, and Yang Jian's faint figure appeared in the woods, and the two of them stopped smiling intermittently.
"...Nezha, why are you here???"
Yang Jian walked over with squinted eyes, and when his eyes fell on Monkey King leaning against the tree, his footsteps also stopped.
……
"You, you are..." His tone trembled uncontrollably.
"Sun...Sun Wukong?!"
>>
Monkey King smiled, and casually took out a cigarette and put it in his mouth: "You know me."
Just kidding, who didn't know Monkey Monkey who made a big fuss in the principal's office and swept the whole school! ! !
"I know." Yang Jian nodded stiffly.
More than knowing him, this figure has been engraved in his mind for many years.
"I just didn't expect, uh, after so many years, you are still studying in No. [-] Middle School..."
……
Monkey King rolled his eyes with a cigarette in his mouth.
"I'm not sensible, hurry up and light a cigarette for Brother Hou!" Nezha threw a lighter to Yang Jian.
Yang Jian was stunned for a moment, then ran to light a cigarette for Monkey King with a confused face, his hands were shaking so much that he lit it three or four times, but he didn't light it.
So what the hell is going on now?
"Well, senior sister Daji hasn't come yet?"
As soon as the words fell, the two mischievous people laughed at the same time, and Monkey King almost wiped out the cigarette that Yang Jian had finally lit.
Why hasn't this stupid brain turned the corner yet!
Yang Jian:? ? ?
"I'm convinced, I'm convinced, why are you still thinking about Daji!" Nezha laughed till he burst into tears.
Sun Wukong really hasn't been this happy for a long time. He took out his mobile phone, opened WeChat, and reached out to Yang Jian: "I'm sorry, brother, the person who has been chatting with you for more than a month is the next one!"
……
……
……
Yang Jian's face visibly changed from white to blue, and then from blue to red.
He looked at Nezha in disbelief, and by the way he pinched his thigh hard.
"Little brother, don't blame Nezha, I came up with the idea." Sun Wukong patted him on the shoulder and took a puff of cigarette with a smile.
"..."
Yang Jian's face was as red as a tomato, he opened his mouth and didn't say a word for a long time, his heart was like a typhoon passing by at this moment, and all his emotions were blown into chaos.
Should you be disappointed?Should you be angry?Should be happy?Should be excited?
I don't even know what expression to put on... For more than a whole month, he accidentally used so many seductive routines and sweet words on the big brother he had admired for a long time.
"Okay, let me apologize to you and make friends?" Sun Wukong smiled and stretched out his hand towards the other party.
Yang Jian's mind was almost empty.
He couldn't help holding that hand, dizzy for a while.
>>
Ao Bing originally wanted to catch Nezha to rehearse cheerleading, but just as he opened the door of the 250 dormitory, he was startled by Yang Jian's soul-stirring roar.
"Mom! Smelly boy! You play me!!!"
He entered the dormitory cautiously, and saw Yang Jian running around the room chasing Nezha, and Lei Zhenzi hiding in the upper bunk eating melons alone.
"When I heard you laughing like a tractor from a fucking distance, I knew it must be difficult!"
"I said it wasn't my idea! Brother Monkey apologized to you!"
"Fart! You're such a bad dwarf!" Yang Jian finally caught Nezha and rubbed him against the table.
Just as Ao Bing wanted to fight, he was stopped by Lei Zhenzi who climbed out of bed tremblingly: "It's okay, Brother Bing, they are just joking around, don't go over and get hurt by mistake."
"But……"
"It's okay, they often fight like this."
Ao Bing let out a cry, and squatted aside to eat melons with Lei Zhenzi.
"I rely on letting go of me! Who told you to be so easy to deceive! We have been chatting for more than a month and don't know if he is a man or a woman!" Nezha kicked Yang Jian and quickly escaped from the other party's imprisonment. "You iron bastard, you will ring when you pass the security check!"
"You're being stubborn! Little Lei, where's the fork for drying clothes in our dormitory? I'll put this son of a bitch on the balcony to dry all night!"
Yang Jian turned his head and called Lei Zhenzi. Out of the corner of his eye, he glanced at Ao Bing, who was squatting aside watching the play, and his hand froze in mid-air as he was about to grab Nezha.
Ao Bing, who had been quietly told the truth by Lei Zhenzi, showed an awkward yet polite smile to Yang Jian.
"Wow! When did you come, Aobing?"
Nezha, who was about to confront Yang Jian, saw Ao Bing, his momentum suddenly softened, and he turned around and stuck to Ao Bing.
"Ao Bing~he~will~beat~me~"
Ao Bing was shocked by the sudden act of acting like a spoiled child.
"That...Yang Jian, if you have something to say, please speak up."
As soon as Yang Jian saw Ao Bing, he couldn't help but think of the secret conversation with him that day——
"That's impossible! Nezha gave me Senior Daji's WeChat account a month ago."
"And Daji-senpai chats with me every day!"
"It's the kind of words that are full of admiration for me, do you understand?"
Immediately afterwards, the N pieces of earthy love stories and ambiguous comments sent to Monkey King were played back in my mind...
Shame exploded in succession, and Yang Jian's face turned red again.
"I'm dead—!"
Pushing open the balcony door, Yang Jian pretended to jump off the building, with one leg on the guardrail, but no one came to stop him.
He looked back at the other three angrily.
Lei Zhenzi: "Brother Jian, we live on the second floor..."
Ao Bing: "If you jump down, you will sprain your feet at most."
Nezha: "It is recommended to go to the highest jump, the experimental building of No. [-] Middle School, and relieve all worries with one jump."
"..."
Yang Jian sighed, put down the leg that was hanging on the guardrail, stood there silent for a while, then suddenly turned around and said:
"Ao Bing, let me tell you! In fact, Nezha treats you oh-oh-oh-"
Nezha, who reacted instantly, rushed over and covered Yang Jian's mouth: "It's nothing, it's nothing! His brain just had a convulsion!"
"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no..."
"Fuck, I was wrong, I was wrong, it's okay!"
"Nezha, he doesn't like it...he likes it..."
"Brother Jian, I'm sorry! Brother, I was wrong! Brother! Big brother! Jianjian! Baby!"
"He likes... likes... ummmm..."
"Yes, yes, yes! I like to eat shit! I eat shit! Brother Jian, I'm an idiot, I was wrong, I was wrong! Oops dad—! Grandpa—!"
Ao Bing:? ? ? ? ? ?
TBC
The scene was very chaotic for a while, and Brother Bing faintly realized that he seemed to have been kept a shocking secret.
"Although my roommate is very stupid, I still want to know how you lied to him for more than a month?"
Nezha arrived at the noodle spot agreed upon by Monkey King and Yang Jian ahead of time - the small forest next to the school playground.
"Come here, I'll show you something." Sun Wukong put his phone in front of Nezha, and opened the WeChat circle of friends.
……
"Hahahahahaha, I've taken it, I've taken it, I've taken it..." Nezha supported the tree trunk, laughing until the leaves shook.
Sun Wukong’s recent circle of friends is as follows——
I'm going to meet an important person, I'm a little nervous (*/ω\*)
2 hours ago
?The True Eye of the Evil King
Xie Wang Zhenyan: I am also nervous [shy]
-------------------------
Which skirt will I wear tomorrow? Girls, please help me choose (*?ω<)
(A row of women's clothing with pictures)
16:08pm yesterday
?The True Eye of the Evil King
Xie Wang Zhenyan: I think you look good in anything!
-----------------------------------
Look at the nails I just made~bulingbuling (〃'▽'〃)
(Pink nail art with pictures)
10:56 am on xx xx xxxx
?The True Eye of the Evil King
Xie Wang Zhenyan: If I can hold such a pair of beautiful hands in the future, I will have no regrets in this life~
-----------------------------
I found a little milk cat downstairs in the dormitory, so cute! (o′ω`o)?
(with pictures of white kittens)
18:30 pm on xx xx xxxx
?The True Eye of the Evil King
Xie Wang Zhenyan: No matter how cute Meow is, it can’t be cuter than you who are the cutest in the world [心]
……
The most amazing thing is that these circles of friends are all set to "only the evil king's true eyes can be seen by one person".
"Fuck, I'm about to laugh out of my nose! No wonder Yang Jian is the only one who gave you likes and comments hahahahahahaha!"
Sun Wukong proudly stroked the hair on his forehead: "The picture was stolen from another girl, how about it, your acting skills of Brother Monkey."
Nezha bent down to applaud him.
There was a sound of footsteps approaching from far away, and Yang Jian's faint figure appeared in the woods, and the two of them stopped smiling intermittently.
"...Nezha, why are you here???"
Yang Jian walked over with squinted eyes, and when his eyes fell on Monkey King leaning against the tree, his footsteps also stopped.
……
"You, you are..." His tone trembled uncontrollably.
"Sun...Sun Wukong?!"
>>
Monkey King smiled, and casually took out a cigarette and put it in his mouth: "You know me."
Just kidding, who didn't know Monkey Monkey who made a big fuss in the principal's office and swept the whole school! ! !
"I know." Yang Jian nodded stiffly.
More than knowing him, this figure has been engraved in his mind for many years.
"I just didn't expect, uh, after so many years, you are still studying in No. [-] Middle School..."
……
Monkey King rolled his eyes with a cigarette in his mouth.
"I'm not sensible, hurry up and light a cigarette for Brother Hou!" Nezha threw a lighter to Yang Jian.
Yang Jian was stunned for a moment, then ran to light a cigarette for Monkey King with a confused face, his hands were shaking so much that he lit it three or four times, but he didn't light it.
So what the hell is going on now?
"Well, senior sister Daji hasn't come yet?"
As soon as the words fell, the two mischievous people laughed at the same time, and Monkey King almost wiped out the cigarette that Yang Jian had finally lit.
Why hasn't this stupid brain turned the corner yet!
Yang Jian:? ? ?
"I'm convinced, I'm convinced, why are you still thinking about Daji!" Nezha laughed till he burst into tears.
Sun Wukong really hasn't been this happy for a long time. He took out his mobile phone, opened WeChat, and reached out to Yang Jian: "I'm sorry, brother, the person who has been chatting with you for more than a month is the next one!"
……
……
……
Yang Jian's face visibly changed from white to blue, and then from blue to red.
He looked at Nezha in disbelief, and by the way he pinched his thigh hard.
"Little brother, don't blame Nezha, I came up with the idea." Sun Wukong patted him on the shoulder and took a puff of cigarette with a smile.
"..."
Yang Jian's face was as red as a tomato, he opened his mouth and didn't say a word for a long time, his heart was like a typhoon passing by at this moment, and all his emotions were blown into chaos.
Should you be disappointed?Should you be angry?Should be happy?Should be excited?
I don't even know what expression to put on... For more than a whole month, he accidentally used so many seductive routines and sweet words on the big brother he had admired for a long time.
"Okay, let me apologize to you and make friends?" Sun Wukong smiled and stretched out his hand towards the other party.
Yang Jian's mind was almost empty.
He couldn't help holding that hand, dizzy for a while.
>>
Ao Bing originally wanted to catch Nezha to rehearse cheerleading, but just as he opened the door of the 250 dormitory, he was startled by Yang Jian's soul-stirring roar.
"Mom! Smelly boy! You play me!!!"
He entered the dormitory cautiously, and saw Yang Jian running around the room chasing Nezha, and Lei Zhenzi hiding in the upper bunk eating melons alone.
"When I heard you laughing like a tractor from a fucking distance, I knew it must be difficult!"
"I said it wasn't my idea! Brother Monkey apologized to you!"
"Fart! You're such a bad dwarf!" Yang Jian finally caught Nezha and rubbed him against the table.
Just as Ao Bing wanted to fight, he was stopped by Lei Zhenzi who climbed out of bed tremblingly: "It's okay, Brother Bing, they are just joking around, don't go over and get hurt by mistake."
"But……"
"It's okay, they often fight like this."
Ao Bing let out a cry, and squatted aside to eat melons with Lei Zhenzi.
"I rely on letting go of me! Who told you to be so easy to deceive! We have been chatting for more than a month and don't know if he is a man or a woman!" Nezha kicked Yang Jian and quickly escaped from the other party's imprisonment. "You iron bastard, you will ring when you pass the security check!"
"You're being stubborn! Little Lei, where's the fork for drying clothes in our dormitory? I'll put this son of a bitch on the balcony to dry all night!"
Yang Jian turned his head and called Lei Zhenzi. Out of the corner of his eye, he glanced at Ao Bing, who was squatting aside watching the play, and his hand froze in mid-air as he was about to grab Nezha.
Ao Bing, who had been quietly told the truth by Lei Zhenzi, showed an awkward yet polite smile to Yang Jian.
"Wow! When did you come, Aobing?"
Nezha, who was about to confront Yang Jian, saw Ao Bing, his momentum suddenly softened, and he turned around and stuck to Ao Bing.
"Ao Bing~he~will~beat~me~"
Ao Bing was shocked by the sudden act of acting like a spoiled child.
"That...Yang Jian, if you have something to say, please speak up."
As soon as Yang Jian saw Ao Bing, he couldn't help but think of the secret conversation with him that day——
"That's impossible! Nezha gave me Senior Daji's WeChat account a month ago."
"And Daji-senpai chats with me every day!"
"It's the kind of words that are full of admiration for me, do you understand?"
Immediately afterwards, the N pieces of earthy love stories and ambiguous comments sent to Monkey King were played back in my mind...
Shame exploded in succession, and Yang Jian's face turned red again.
"I'm dead—!"
Pushing open the balcony door, Yang Jian pretended to jump off the building, with one leg on the guardrail, but no one came to stop him.
He looked back at the other three angrily.
Lei Zhenzi: "Brother Jian, we live on the second floor..."
Ao Bing: "If you jump down, you will sprain your feet at most."
Nezha: "It is recommended to go to the highest jump, the experimental building of No. [-] Middle School, and relieve all worries with one jump."
"..."
Yang Jian sighed, put down the leg that was hanging on the guardrail, stood there silent for a while, then suddenly turned around and said:
"Ao Bing, let me tell you! In fact, Nezha treats you oh-oh-oh-"
Nezha, who reacted instantly, rushed over and covered Yang Jian's mouth: "It's nothing, it's nothing! His brain just had a convulsion!"
"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no..."
"Fuck, I was wrong, I was wrong, it's okay!"
"Nezha, he doesn't like it...he likes it..."
"Brother Jian, I'm sorry! Brother, I was wrong! Brother! Big brother! Jianjian! Baby!"
"He likes... likes... ummmm..."
"Yes, yes, yes! I like to eat shit! I eat shit! Brother Jian, I'm an idiot, I was wrong, I was wrong! Oops dad—! Grandpa—!"
Ao Bing:? ? ? ? ? ?
TBC
The scene was very chaotic for a while, and Brother Bing faintly realized that he seemed to have been kept a shocking secret.
You'll Also Like
-
Night Journey
Chapter 171 21 hours ago -
Warhammer: Filial Piety Makes Power
Chapter 389 21 hours ago -
Love Healing Manual
Chapter 142 21 hours ago -
Forgotten Photo Studio
Chapter 184 21 hours ago -
Starting with magical girls, I'll reign supreme for eternity.
Chapter 164 21 hours ago -
Hong Kong variety show: I can boost loyalty, the most generous boss.
Chapter 277 21 hours ago -
Quenching
Chapter 540 21 hours ago -
Mi Yi's Spiritual Journey Against the World
Chapter 123 21 hours ago -
Transmigrating into a book to save her best friend, her sickly husband vies for her affections every
Chapter 195 21 hours ago -
Day n of not wanting to be a kept man's canary
Chapter 264 21 hours ago