If you can't grab the school grass, take the school grass

It was already dark when Zhou Yan came out of University B, and he drove to Baiweizhai.He really didn't want to see his hypocritical stepmother and that illegitimate son who was older than him, but he hadn't been home for more than two months and Zhou Zhengyuan just bought him a new car, so he was too embarrassed to refuse. Zhou Yan dragged on for half an hour for the 10-minute journey. Baiweizhai did not have a dedicated parking lot, and Zhou Yan still couldn't find a parking space after walking around a lot.

Zhou Yan lit a cigarette and turned the steering wheel in circles. Li Shaohui called him, "Brother Zheng, the counselor is looking for you."Zhou Yan laughed, "Son, I'm still looking for a parking space at the door, you called early."

Li Shaohui said, "I thought you and your father were already fighting wits and courage, but I didn't expect that you didn't even enter the battlefield."

Zhou Yan sighed and said, "Look, God doesn't want Dad to eat with that dog mother and son."

Li Shaohui clicked his tongue, "Brother Yan, you should be caring for animals, control yourself, grandpa just bought you a new car, you have to show grandpa face." Zhou Yan said with a smile, "Got it, son. You and Dayong Ming Aberdeen is waiting for daddy to feed him in the dormitory, today is a treat for daddy."

"Okay Dad, thank you Grandpa for us."

Zhou Yan hung up the phone and looked up to see a car preparing to leave. Zhou Yan stepped up the accelerator and drove there. He honked the horn.

Zhou Yan couldn't stand other people's bravado, so he lowered the car window, honked the horn, and then stretched out his hand to show love to the cab of the big Benz.

The big Benz didn't honk the horn again, and there was one-way glass on the car. Zhou Yan didn't know if the man saw it. Turned the steering wheel and strolled nearby, and it took more than half an hour to find a parking space.

The car was parked far away from the entrance of the hotel, and I walked all the way on a 39-degree day, and it was so hot that I scolded the big Benz for having no eyesight, bad luck, immorality and shame, and an early death.

After thinking about it, he felt that calling someone to die early was a bit vicious, so he stood at the door of the restaurant and cursed someone who was not so vicious before pushing the door open.

The waiter at the door asked, "Do you have an appointment, sir?"

Zhou Yan smiled and said, "Zhou Zhengyuan made an appointment."

"Mr. Zhou has been waiting for a long time, please come this way."

Zhou Yan nodded and said, "Thank you for this beautiful sister."

The younger sister blushed, and murmured, "No, you're welcome."

When Zhou Yan opened the door and went in, Zhou Zhengyuan was discussing something with Zhou Xiao. Both father and son were smiling and enjoying themselves.Seeing Zhou Yan coming, Zhou Zhengyuan suppressed his smile, "Why are you here so late? The three of you are sitting here waiting for you."

Zhou Yan was sitting directly opposite Zhou Zhengyuan, and there was a table separated from the three of them, "There is a traffic jam on the road, and there is no parking space at the door. Besides, aren't you drinking tea? How can you call it sitting?"

Zhou Zhengyuan pointed at Zhou Yan and said, "Is there any reason for you to be late for so long?"

Zhou Xiao poured a cup of tea for Zhou Zhengyuan, "It's fine if Xiaoyan comes, it's hard to find a parking space at this time."

Xu Meihong stroked Zhou Zhengyuan's hand and said, "It's not easy for Xiaoyan to come here. Before he came, he said he missed him, but now he scolds him when we meet. No wonder Xiaoyan doesn't like to go home, so I can't see Xiaoyan either. It's all you."

Zhou Zhengyuan became even angrier when he heard that, "It's not enough if I say a few words to him, right? I'm his father, what's wrong with scolding him a few words?"

Zhou Xiao said, "I didn't tell you not to scold. Xiaoyan is at the age when his self-esteem is the strongest. If you scold him harshly, Xiaoyan will never go home again."

Zhou Yan watched her mother and son play the double reed and did not speak. The two of them saw that Zhou Yan didn't say a word to make fun of themselves, so they said, "Xiao Yan must be hungry after coming all the way. Let's serve the food."

Zhou Zhengyuan snorted coldly and said nothing.

The dishes were served quickly, and Zhou Yan just buried himself in his food without saying a word.When Zhou Zhengyuan asked him, he nodded and perfunctory, but Zhou Xiao and Xu Meihong kept talking to Zhou Zhengyuan, accusing Zhou Yan with guns and sticks.

Zhou Yan didn't bother to care about them, and when he was full, he called the waiter to pack up the untouched dishes, and ordered a few more dishes, which were credited to Zhou Zhengyuan's account.

Xu Meihong and Zhou Xiao were busy blowing Zhou Zhengyuan's hair, and didn't eat much, "Why did Xiaoyan pack the food?"

Zhou Yan leaned lazily on the back of the chair, "I see that you are all busy talking, you should be full. So many dishes are still too wasteful, so pack them up and take them back to Huizi and the others to eat."

Xu Meihong smiled stiffly, "Are these dishes enough?"

"I ordered a few more dishes to take away." Zhou Yan stood up and straightened his clothes, "Dad, I'll leave first if I have something to do. When you go back, slow down and pay attention to your health."

"Pay attention to your health. If you want me to be in good health, study hard. After graduation, you can take over my class and let me enjoy my old age early." Zhou Zhengyuan pointed at Zhou Yan and shouted.

Zhou Yan saw a trace of resentment across Xu Meihong and Zhou Xiao's face, and smiled at Zhou Zhengyuan, "Understood, it won't be a few years, I will go to the company after I graduate."

Only then did Zhou Zhengyuan's expression soften, "Go ahead, drive carefully on the road."

Zhou Yan went to the front desk to get the food and drove. Seeing that the big Benz was still parked there, after thinking about it, he was still angry and kicked the tires twice.

Immediately afterwards, the headlights of the car came on, and the horn was pressed twice.

Zhou Yan didn't expect that there would be someone in the car. Damn it, someone wouldn't turn on the lights, he really was an idiot.

Zhou Yan turned his head and left. He heard the car honk twice again, resisting the desire to turn around. Real men never look back at silly X.

When Zhou Yan returned to the school and parked the car, he heard two horns again. He looked in the rearview mirror, oh my god, or did the big Benz actually follow Dad's school?

After Zhou Yan got off the car, he stood there, and then a man got off the bus.When it was dark, Zhou Yan could only vaguely see the outline. Damn he was 1.8 meters [-], that silly X was taller than him.

Zhou Yan saw the man walking straight over, and kicked him without saying a word, it didn't hurt at all, like playing with a child, Zhou Yan was stunned for a while.

The big tall man couldn't help laughing at his dazed look.As soon as Zhou Yan realized it, he was stunned again. He thought he was handsome enough, but this one in front of him was obviously a little more handsome than him, with sword eyebrows and star eyes, a straight nose, smooth and clean jawline, and a smile that was naughty and lustful.

When he came to his senses, the man had gone far away. Zhou Yan always felt a little familiar but couldn't remember who it was.

Zhou Yan returned to the dormitory and was warmly welcomed by his three sons. He handed the packing box to the sons who were waiting to be fed, and received three kind fathers.

Sitting on the bed, Zhou Yan kept thinking about who that person was. He grabbed Li Shaohui's hair and forced him to lift his head from the bowl. He hesitated and asked, "Is there anyone in our school who is a little more handsome than me?"

Li Shaohui took a big bite of the chicken leg, and said vaguely, "Father, to be honest, there is one son, Song Zhaonan, who crushes your head like a schoolboy."

Zhou Yan slapped his thigh suddenly, and remembered that when he first entered the school, the school posted a post to select the school grass. Zhou Yan didn't know who secretly took the photo and posted it on the school forum. Then Zhou Yan became popular, and the school grass selection was over. No.22000 votes.

But before the selection was over, I don’t know who posted Song Zhaonan’s photo on the forum. That photo was taken well. Song Zhaonan was half bent over and touching the head of a big white dog with gentle eyes and a smile, a bit like when he was young Chen Xxi from. The girl with big B exploded on the spot, and Zhou Yan fell from No.1 to No.2 overnight, without any power to fight back.The girl Zhou Yan was chasing at that time also left him and resolutely climbed the wall.

Zhou Yan is still a little angry when he thinks about it now. Originally, he and that girl were so close to piercing the window paper that they could bid farewell to being single.

That stupid big guy is not only stupid, but also a shit-stirring stick who specializes in bad people and good things.

Li Shaohui looked at Zhou Yan who was in a daze, and hesitated, "Actually, Dad is not much worse than him."

Zhou Yan came back to his senses, "That shit stirrer looks better than me at most, can he be smarter and more attractive than me?"

"Shit stirrer?"

"Isn't Xu Yao rejecting me because of him? She insisted that Song Zhaonan was her ideal type, and that I was too naive to be a boyfriend." Zhou Yan said, "I don't know whether Xu Yao wants to find a boyfriend or wants To find a father, you must find a mature and stable one." Li Shaohui comforted, "A little girl, I always want to find someone who feels safe."

Zhou Yan became even more displeased when he heard that, "Am I not safe enough? Dad can beat eight people by himself. Ya Xu Yao just thinks he is a little more handsome than me."

Li Shaohui thought to himself, isn't this the truth?But he really didn't dare to say it out. After all, Zhou Yan was not bragging that he could fight eight. He really could.

In fact, Zhou Yan had already forgotten that he had chased after Xu Yao, but he was really angry when he met Song Zhaonan and encountered such a thing today.

Lying on the bed, Zhou Yan posted on the school forum with a trumpet, and couldn't help but search for Song Zhaonan, you Yangou have blown him up to the sky, so that's it.If you look at it for a long time, it will still be the same.Zhou Yan used his trumpet to post comments under the post for a day, and liked a lot of his comments, which made him feel better.

He doesn't have a personality, and he doesn't want to take the next step after chatting with any girl for a while, so that he is single until now.Most of the reason why he chased Xu Yao back then was that Ming Zai had a girlfriend and showed his affection in a fancy way every day.In addition to the fact that Xu Yao is beautiful, and has a bold personality like a boy, Zhou Yan is quite comfortable with her, so he moved his mind to have a girlfriend.But he missed the door, and suddenly ran out a Song Zhaonan who had never met before.

Zhou Yan really felt that he and Song Zhaonan might not get along, otherwise it would be impossible for him to have nothing good every time he meets him.No, here it is again, the trumpet that just commented on was taken over.His comments were full of scolding him for being blind, and some of Song Zhaonan's fanatical wife fans scolding him that his eyes were blurred and his mouth was not clean.Zhou Yan has a violent temper, "Fuck you, Dad's comment is probably eating garlic and not brushing your teeth, but your comment is like eating shit and not wiping your mouth."

Zhou Yan felt good about cursing, lying on the bed still thinking, isn't what Dad said the truth?That's the way it was originally, and my father doesn't want such a look.But Zhou Yan forgot that there is a law in this world, he called it the law of true fragrance, no one has been spared since it was proposed.Of course, this is something for later.

Zhou Yan couldn't sleep anyway, so he opened the bed curtain, "Is it dark? Sons."

"Come, come, come." Li Shaohui suddenly got up, "On the number one, Da Yong Ming Zai, we kings are ranked in the fourth row, Dad Yan will take us."

The four of them started a round of ranking, and Zhou Yan invited an online friend to make up the fifth row of the team.There is also Miaojin over there, Zhou Yan looked at it, day, what a bastard, her mother who invited was Xu Yao.

Li Shaohui was a little confused, "Father Yan, when did you have sex with Xu Yao again? Hurry up and tell the truth."

Zhou Yan clicked his tongue, "What do you mean again? I said I just invited by chance and wanted to make up five rows. Do you believe me?"

The three of them said in unison, "Trust me."

Zhou Yan said helplessly, "It's true if you don't believe it."

Xu Yao turned on the team voice, "Zhou Yan?"

"Hey, Brother Yan, your sister is calling you." Li Shaohui winked at Zhou Yan.

Zhou Yan ignored him and turned on the voice, "Yes."

Li Shaohui and the others didn't turn on the team voice, "Brother Yan, this is too cold."

"If you want to score better, don't talk." Zhou Yan smashed a pillow at him.

"Oh." Xu Yao's voice came from the earphone.

Only then did Zhou Yan remember that the voice was turned on, but he didn't explain.After the start, Zhou Yan Luna played wild, and Xu Yao and Xiao Qiao played in the middle.After the fourth level, Zhou Yan helped Xu Yao win the first blood.Not long after, after the equipment was formed, Zhou Yan took the pentakill. "Zhou Yan, you can do it. So powerful?"

"Heh! Of course your daddy is awesome."

Xu Yao smiled and said, "If I had known you were so powerful, I would have been with you. At least I could become the king sooner."

Zhou Yan smiled stiffly, "Well, there is no fate."

Xu Yao was tentative, "Does Zhou Yan have a girlfriend? Shall I introduce you, what kind do you like?"

Zhou Yan couldn't hold back, "Xu Yao?"

"Huh?" Xu Yao was a little excited.

"You keep talking like this, I can't remember the time when the opponent is playing big, what should I do if I lose?"

"Oh, I'm sorry." The next second Xu Yao quit the game.

Li Shaohui laughed so hard that he couldn't hold his phone steady, "Dad Yan is your father Yan, you deserve to be single, hahahahahaha."

"Father Yan, didn't you hear that Xu Yao wanted to have a date with you? Mingzai is really puzzled, I have never seen someone chatting with a girl like this."

Zhou Yan's mouth was stubborn, "A good horse never turns back, you know what a chicken?"

Although Xu Yao quit the game, Zhou Yan and the others played four against five, but father Yan was awesome, and Luna showed off with one hand.A wave of annihilation pushed the crystal.

Rock Dad is awesome.Li Shaohui got another star. "Come on, Dad Yan. There is no love in e-sports, so fight us until dawn."

"Fuck, shut your mouth if you don't know how to speak!" Zhou Yan almost exploded on the spot.

"Father Yan, don't be as knowledgeable as Li Shaohui, we can do it in the third row." Dayong couldn't help but add insult to injury.

The four played another round. This time, Zhou Yan didn't make a fool of himself, and he didn't make another five rows. The system matched all men who fought until dawn. This round went very smoothly, and the matched teammates also had good game awareness. On the high ground in less than 10 minutes.

The moment the enemy crystal exploded, Zhou Yan thought, indeed, there is no love in e-sports.

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