I practice by love games

As soon as Yun Xiaoming chose [Spiritual Power to Resist Temptation] yesterday, he felt something was wrong.

He immediately adjusted his posture in the car, covering up the phone screen as much as possible, so that Wu Yeyao who was beside him could not see it.

Because... when he clicked [OK], the status bar of the school bully and Xiao Ming popped up on the phone screen.

The two vertical ones are unfolded on the left and right sides respectively.

The school bully's status bar is green, and Xiao Ming's is already orange.

There are operation buttons below, select "kiss lips", "kiss neck" and "deep kiss" respectively

When the old driver saw the status bar, he understood what it meant—it was a proper way to play x games.

Green represents calmness and rationality, orange represents disorientation, and when the status bar rises to red, it represents that you can do whatever you want.

Of course, if it rises to the highest purple, it means that it is not in line with the game's values ​​and will be 404 soon.

A general X game will only have a progress bar, which shows the status of the raider character.

But in this game, there are actually two status bars.

The player Xiao Ming is confused and infatuated, and the npc who plans to attack is actually calm and rational!

Not only that, but a prompt box pops up:

Dear player, when you are attacking the school bully, you should pay attention to keep yourself calm, rational, objective and witty~!

Yun Xiaoming: ...

I am a good young man who actually plays this kind of game...

What choice do you have if you can reach the pinnacle of life by playing this kind of game?play!

So Yun Xiaoming decisively chose [Deep Kiss].

His thinking and reasoning process is as follows: Although the way of expression is different, let’s switch it up, Xiao Ming is now a little bit of blood, and the school bully is still full of blood.

It is difficult to escape when surrounded by the enemy, and it is also death to surrender.It's better to use a big move, maybe you can fight back.

Besides, Xiao Ming's setting is not a good student, class leader?

It's just a kiss, the heart should be rational and calm!

In the end, they only kissed for 3 minutes, and the game had already decided the winner.

"Student Xiao Ming's concentration is too poor, he couldn't help throwing himself into his arms after being kissed twice."

"The school bully made a tsk-tsk sound and started to do whatever he wanted with Xiao Ming."

gameover!

A high-definition uncensored photo clicked and jumped in front of Yun Xiaoming.

Yun Xiaoming was so frightened that he quickly erected his phone, frantically clicking skip skip!

Wu Yeyao had already parked the car and called Yun Xiaoming to eat.

Yun Xiaoming made a new choice while eating [kiss the neck]

As a result, before the meal was finished, another uncensored photo popped up, accompanied by gameover!!

The angry Yun Xiaoming blushed and wanted to throw the phone.

Wu Yeyao saw that Yun Xiaoming was so absorbed in playing the game, he couldn't help being curious: "What game are you playing?"

"Ah? No!!" Yun Xiaoming hurriedly stuffed the phone under his butt and sat still.

The first level of "School Bully Wants Me on the Wall" can barely meet people, but this second level is simply devoid of human nature, so it must not be discovered by others!

After eating, at Yun Xiaoming's strong request, Wu Yeyao threw him into the safe house of the Warrior Alliance.

There is only one sofa, two packs of instant noodles, and three marinated eggs in the safe room.

But what makes Yun Xiaoming the most happy is that there are sockets and data cables.

His cell phone is about to die! !

So, after connecting the data cable, Yun Xiaoming started playing games while charging.

I don't even know when Wu Yeyao left, and what he ordered when he left!

Select [kiss lips]

Don't use too much force, otherwise it will heat up Xiaoming's status bar.

The strength should not be too light, too light will make the school bully turn green.

Just concentrate, concentrate, and overcome the discomfort in my heart.

On this maple tree wall, it took a full hour for the school bully to blush and clutch his heart, panting.

And Xiao Ming finally calmed down, wiped the corners of his mouth, and uttered the lines that made the sky explode: "It seems that you are nothing more than that~! Boy, you are a bit bloated!"

At the same time, a string of golden characters appeared on Xiao Ming's head.

"Smart core energy +10;"

"Control +20;"

The school bully discovered his swollen body, and at the same time he was ashamed, and fell in love with Xiao Ming deeply.

Victory in the first battle!

Liver for an hour, mental power will be +10!

After Yun Xiaoming saved the file, he returned to the personal information panel.

Sure enough, I saw a surprising increase in the data.

【personal information】

Nickname: Xiaoming Gender: Male

Age: 64 Hobbies: Male (tentative)

【strength】

Speed: 5 seconds/[-] meters

Explosive force: 100kg

Nervous response: 03 seconds

【Spirit】

Essence Core Energy: 13/100

Control: 22/100

Channel link: 3/100

Mental power can be directly added to the attribute, and it is different from the power type, and it can be credited without sleeping!

It turns out that comparing concentration can improve mental strength!

If it can be increased by 10 compared to the last hour, it will be more than one hundred compared to the last ten hours!

Will more than one hundred be upgraded?What will it look like after the upgrade?Is it just a snap of the fingers to shatter the stars and rub the black hole with your hands?

When Yun Xiaoming fell into beautiful longing, an "invitation from the school bully" popped up on the screen

There was a trace of depression and longing on the school bully's beautiful face.

The message he sent was also full of provocative meaning.

"Xiao Ming, see you in the grove after school, I have something to tell you."

Ouch, what a little fairy, I can't even take a rest if I want to!

Yun Xiaoming clicked on the prompt box and went directly to the small forest after school.

Go through the cutscenes as usual, and the school bully's various little jokes are also coming in waves one after another.

Then began the determination competition of various postures.

Xiao Ming's status bar turned yellow and orange, and Yun Xiaoming couldn't help complaining: The school bully is a man!No matter how good-looking he is, he is still a man. Even if he takes off his clothes, will he feel it? ?

In the next second, the school bully's clothes burst...

Xiao Ming of the game covered his face and yelled out, the status bar turned red!

gameover!

Depend on!Yun Xiaoming cursed secretly in his heart, the school bully actually has this kind of lore move, he's just playing hooligans!

Read the file and come again!

Yun Xiaoming controlled the operation keys, patient, calm, witty and wise, and played a blushing and heartbeating game with the school bully in the grove.

After two full hours and countless saves, the bully finally collapsed, allowing Xiao Ming to do whatever he wanted.

Another two hours later, the school bully was taken to the small black room, and Xiao Ming was allowed to do whatever he wanted.

Two hours later, the school bully was taken to the small river, and Xiao Ming was allowed to do whatever he wanted.

Two hours later...

It was dawn, and the school bully finally felt the fear!

He felt that he was about to be completely drained, so he ran away, not daring to appear in front of Xiao Ming again.

The clearance animation pops up on the interface.

The school bully with a tired expression and thin cheeks walked on the street. He couldn't forget Xiao Ming, but he didn't dare to get close to Xiao Ming.

He couldn't help but glanced at Xiao Ming from a distance, and he couldn't control his reaction.

This scene was bumped into by the police uncle, who was imprisoned for indecent crime.

Sentenced to three years!

Congratulations on getting rid of a preparatory sex monster for the society!

"School Bully Wants to Hit Me" Cleared!

Game rating: 72

Want to upload game reviews to earn coins?

Yun Xiaoming took a deep breath, threw away the phone, the sun had already entered the room, after a whole night, he finally felt exhausted, fell directly on the sofa, and fell asleep soundly.

This sleep lasted until noon, and Wu Yeyao returned.

The safe house, which was originally neat and clean, became a mess after a night of devastation.

There were two bowls of leftover instant noodles on the table, and the shells of marinated eggs lay on the ground.

The sofa was tilted here and there, and the fair-skinned, clean-faced young man just collapsed on the sofa, showing no signs of playing high-intensity x games all night.

"Ming!" Wu Yeyao wanted to wake Yun Xiaoming up for lunch, but after he shouted, he froze.

Wu Yeyao saw the reminder flashed on Yun Xiaoming's phone.

"You have cleared the novice game "School Bully Wants Me to Get Walled" and got a set of high-definition and uncensored original paintings of the game. Click [OK] to put it in your backpack."

That set of original paintings was scaled very small.

Although the zoom is very small, with Wu Yeyao's eyesight, he can recognize at a glance that there are two men posing in strange poses...

Wu Yeyao was originally innocent in heart and consciously upright.

But at this moment, he saw Yun Xiaoming sleeping on the sofa.The boy's shirt fell to his chest, revealing a white and soft waist, which aroused people's daydream for no reason.

Wu Yeyao finally chose to withdraw her hand.

"It turns out...he is addicted to this kind of game!" Wu Yeyao turned around and walked out.

Wu Yeyao thought to himself: I thought this person could date, so it turns out that he likes men... Let's stay away from him in the future!

Wu Yeyao gently closed the door of the safe house, pretending that she had never been here before.

When Yun Xiaoming woke up, it was already two o'clock in the afternoon.

The room was cleaned up, even the trash can was changed.

There was a fresh sandwich on the table, and an extra roll of toilet paper that wasn't there before.

"Huh?" Yun Xiaoming held the roll of toilet paper, feeling a little puzzled.

But Yun Xiaoming's confusion only lasted for a short time, because he turned on the phone and saw the prompt popped up by Xiao Daji.

Cleared "School Bully Wants to Hit Me", and asked whether to collect high-definition picture albums.

What is there to hesitate about?Of course collect!

So Yun Xiaoming had more than 100 moving pictures in his backpack! !

HD! !

He flipped through them casually, and they were all cutscenes and clearance animations in the game, nothing new.

So I began to pay attention to the second option: "School Bully Wants Me to Be a Waller" has been cleared, with a rating of 72, do you want to upload the game record?

This time, Yun Xiaoming knew what uploading game records meant without asking Xiao Daji.

It must be the final word that the game is over.

However, how can the evaluation of 72 be over?

At least excellent, more than 10, right?

So choose - do it again!

The game screen returns to the original maple forest.

The school bully pushed Yun Xiaoming against the maple tree.

Skillfully select 【Kiss the school bully's neck】, and then start to control the operation buttons.

With skillful and calm strength, control this kiss feast.

Time, location, and frequency are easy to handle.

Because after playing it once, Yun Xiaoming's spirit is a little more relaxed now.

He was even able to take the time to chat and ask the customer service: "Why does this game take so long to compete with the neck, isn't it better for men to focus directly?"

Little Daji: "...Because... the neck will be harmonized."

Yun Xiaoming thought to himself, what kind of weird rules are these?

Before I figured it out, I was pushed by the school bully because I couldn't concentrate to play the game.

In the picture, Xiao Ming uttered a "don't don't want" voice, showing an expression of pain and enjoyment.

Yun Xiaoming: ... really hot eyes!

Reload the file again.

Yun Xiaoming didn't dare to distract himself, and concentrated on striving for a high evaluation.

Another night passed, and at dawn, the game rating was 85

This time I felt more sleepy, so I slept until the afternoon and continued to play.

Just like that, sleep when sleepy, wake up liver, eat when hungry, hold back.

After four or five days, Yun Xiaoming suddenly realized something——Wu Yeyao seemed to have changed his attitude towards him!

For the past five days, Wu Yeyao has been back every day!

Once I slept on the sofa for three hours.

But he didn't even say hello to himself!

Especially at noon this day, Wu Yeyao also came back during Yun Xiaoming's meal break. The two of them sat on the sofa and ate fried pork together, but Wu Yeyao didn't talk to him!

And even if he took the initiative to talk to him, the great witch god would ignore him and ask three "um" level.

"What happened?" Yun Xiaoming scratched his head, thinking silently in his heart: Is it because I have been addicted to games these days and neglected him, so he is not happy?

Facing Ye Yao, the protector of Wu Jinzhu's small key historical point, Yun Xiaoming decided to put everything aside for the time being, kneeling and licking.

"You look very handsome in this black suit today!"

"Oh"

"By the way, I've been asleep for the past few days. Someone put away the room. Did you do it? Thank you. Whoever wants to marry you in the future is really lucky!"

"what"

"I don't plan to sell the intermediate gene pill you gave me last time. Anyway, now that the tuition fee has been paid, I plan to keep it as a souvenir."

"Uh... I'm full, let's go!"

Yun Xiaoming looked at Wu Yeyao's back, feeling at a loss.

what happened!Does he hate me?Still have an opinion on me?

But... besides playing games, I didn't do anything else! !And if he really hates me, why does he visit me every day?

Yun Xiaoming failed to think about it, and "School Bully Wants to Hit Me" played a new reminder:

"The school bully wants to share his wall-dong experience with you in the swimming pool..."

This is a plot that has never been played before!

Immediately throw away the strange Wu Yeyao and indulge in the game! !

This obsession lasted for another three or four days.

In the early morning of this day, Yun Xiaoming finally got the game rating to 135.

He estimated the time, and in a few hours, it would be time for the intensive class entrance exam.

I'm going to school, and I probably won't be able to play games so happily for a long time.

So decided to upload the game recording.

Xiao Daji jumped out: "Master, this game record of yours has been intelligently tested, and it is very good. It has reached the standard for making money and selling it. Do you want to make money by selling it?"

Yun Xiaoming was taken aback: "No...don't spread sqyh! You will go to jail!"

Xiao Daji explained: "Master, please rest assured that the artificial intelligence will delete the uncensored content and automatically adapt it in line with social values. Will it be made into an entertainment product for sale?"

Yun Xiaoming thought, he was short of money, so don't let go of the opportunity to make money!

Select [OK]

Then the game screen displays three words: uploading

There is also a small chrysanthemum spinning around there.

Yun Xiaoming put away his phone, thinking that he could finally have a good sleep.

Unexpectedly, the door of the safe house opened, and Wu Yeyao walked in with several warriors.

Yun Xiaoming stood up in a panic.

Wu Yeyao said in a businesslike manner: "Yun Xiaoming, Xiao Tunfei who threatened you was arrested an hour ago. You are safe, you can leave now."

The game was uploaded, and Xiao Tunfei was arrested.

Yun Xiaoming finally put his mind on Wu Yeyao.

He felt that it was still necessary for him to figure out what happened between himself and Wu Yeyao, which caused such a big change in the attitude of the other party.

Because, if it is the reason for my obsession with games...

Then there are only friends!

Yun Xiaoming asked: "It's not safe for me to go by myself, why don't you drive me?"

He thought that if Wu Yeyao drove him off, there might be a chance for the two of them to be alone, to resolve the misunderstanding and become friends again, or just die.

Wu Yeyao's face visibly froze.

Yun Xiaoming's mentality is as steady as a dog, and he has already prepared for the worst.

"I have something very important to tell you, alone!"

Wu Yeyao hesitated for a moment, then nodded: "Okay."

The two got into the car, and the morning light was twilight in the distance, and Yicheng High School was in the direction of the rising sun.

At the same moment, a certain declining literary website started a new article under a newly registered pseudonym.

Title: "School Bully Wants to Hit Me"

Author: Xiao Ming, who is determined to revive entertainment