After I Possessed the Tmall Genie of the School Adonis

In the end, the tripartite talks between senior one, senior two, senior three and three grades decided that each grade should first select the grassroots representative of the grade, and then conduct a total PK.The person who won the honor of the school grass can choose another grade grass in the same grade.

However, one name is obviously not enough, and the arts and sciences obviously do not agree with each other.Liberal arts students said, I think super grass must be able to judge the terrain, climate, and residents’ characteristics according to the shape of the leaves; science students said, I think super grass must be able to know when there is gravity, when When there is no gravity, when gravity and friction are balanced.

The two parties were at a stalemate, and the last three grades passed unanimously: except for the first year of high school, the remaining two grades could choose a liberal arts-level grass and a science-level grass.

Looking at this situation, Lu Yunfei felt that Wen Mingyi had stabilized, at worst he was a grassroots in liberal arts.But he and Bian Jinyuan were not so lucky, if one of them didn't produce a school grassroots, then one of them must be nothing.

It's too bad.Lu Yunfei thought about Bian Jinyuan's face, he was still very handsome, but he was nothing like that, it was too miserable.But what if he is the loser?Lu Yunfei felt that this was even more inappropriate, with his looks!How could you lose the election!

With this belief in mind, the first thing Lu Yunfei did when he woke up the next morning was to open the forum to see last night's voting results.However, upon seeing this, he instantly sobered up, "Damn it! It turned out that Bian Jinyuan won!"

Lu Yunfei quickly browsed the last few pages of the forum, and quickly understood yesterday's battle situation. He saw that when it was close to 10 o'clock, Wen Mingyi was still ahead of him and Bian Jinyuan by dozens of votes because of the concentrated votes of liberal arts students. . At 10:8, Bian Jinyuan defeated him by [-] votes. According to the previous agreement between Sister Jinggao and Sister Yunduo, the two parties officially became one and voted for Bian Jinyuan with all their strength.

It was also at this time that liberal arts students finally entered the arena in large numbers, casting their votes for Wen Mingyi.However, after all, there are only seven classes in liberal arts, and thirteen classes in science. Therefore, even if they are all united, they cannot compete with the science students with a large base. .

The liberal arts students were very sorry: "The main reason is that there are too many of you."

The science student is very humble: "Actually, you are also very good, but there are few people."

In the end, the direction of the post became, "Bian Jinyuan, come on! The school grass must come from our sophomore year!"

Lu Yunfei's sister Yunduo was even more active in cheering, "Everyone must work hard in the vote the day after tomorrow, and the school grass must be Bian Jinyuan!"

Sister Jinggao was surprised, "Sister, did you climb the wall?"

Wen Kaishui from Wen Mingyi's house next door said, "Wake up, Bian Jinyuan is so smart, why aren't you smart at all?! If Bian Jinyuan gets the school grass, Lu Yunfei can still get a super grass. If Bian Jinyuan If he can't get the school grass, won't Lu Yunfei disappear from the crowd?"

Sister Jinggao suddenly realized, "That's right."

Sister Yunduo said, "Our Feifei is so handsome, how can we stand out from everyone! Can you accept it? I can't!"

"No matter what, Bian Jinyuan must win the vote the day after tomorrow!"

"That's right, this matter doesn't need to be discussed. Listen to me, the school grass must be Bian Jinyuan, and the honor of the second year of high school must be our grade!"

Everyone was excited. Those who knew it was a student joke, but those who didn't know it should think it was a big star chasing scene.Lu Yunfei looked at the page in front of him, feeling a little complicated.Unexpectedly, not only did he lose to Bian Jinyuan, but he also counted on Bian Jinyuan to beat others to make room for himself.

This feeling is... a little subtle.

And the other protagonist of this incident—Bian Jinyuan, the school grass candidate who bears the hopes of all the sophomore students, is completely unaware of this matter.Still in the morning after practice and running, he supervised Lu Yunfei to write silently.

Lu Yunfei stared at him while writing silently.

After looking at it too many times, Bian Jinyuan simply asked him: "Is the correct answer written on my face?"

"I just want to see how you look better than me." So much so that I can lead him by eight votes.

"Did you see that?"

"You have sharper edges and corners." Lu Yunfei tilted his head and observed him carefully, "Your eyes are also pretty, your eyelashes are quite long, although they are not curled up, but they are quite thick, and it looks like a shadowy distance feel."

Bian Jinyuan: "...you were quite careful when you saw it."

Hearing this, Lu Yunfei leaned closer to him slightly, observed him for a long time, and finally concluded, "You are really good-looking, and I can justify winning."

"Win you?"

"School forum." Lu Yunfei guessed that he probably had never visited a school forum, so he gave him some popular science about what happened yesterday, "In the end you won, leading me by eight votes, so in the last two hours, everyone in the science class Vote for you, and you become the champion."

Bian Jinyuan didn't expect that there would be such a war without gunpowder in a place that he didn't pay attention to.He looked at Lu Yunfei and felt that Lu Yunfei probably wanted to win him after staring at him for so long.

"You can tell me earlier." Bian Jinyuan said, "If you had told me last night, I would have told them to choose you."

Lu Yunfei was shocked, "Why?"

"Because you look better." Bian Jinyuan said calmly.

It was only then that Lu Yunfei remembered that when he asked Bian Jinyuan who was the better looking of the two of them yesterday, Bian Jinyuan really said him.

"You really think I'm more handsome than you?"

Bian Jinyuan nodded.

Now Lu Yunfei was happy, even if there were eight people who thought Bian Jinyuan was more handsome than him, it didn't matter that the candidate they voted for was still more handsome.

"Ham, actually it's pretty good for you to win the championship." Lu Yunfei reciprocated, "Your own grades are good, and you have the status of a school girl, double-layered gold-plated, you are the most beautiful kid in this school."

"Then can you concentrate on dictating now?"

"of course can."

Lu Yunfei picked up the pen, "Where did the dictation go?"

"Build, build."

Lu Yunfei lowered his head and quickly wrote the words on the paper. Seeing that he finally put his mind on the dictation again, Bian Jinyuan gave him a helpless and tolerant smile, and continued to test him according to the prepared words.

Jiang Rong was very sorry that both of his brothers had lost their positions as school grassroots, and sent several heartbroken emojis in the group.

Wen Mingyi said disdainfully, "Come on, you didn't vote for me again, what do you Aite and I do, just Aite Yunfei alone."

"Ming Yi, I support you too! I'm in the science class, so I can only support you in my heart."

Wen Mingyi made a spit expression.

Lu Yunfei persuaded Jiang Rong, "Bian Jinyuan is also a member of our basketball team, and it's a good thing he won. Remember to vote for Bian Jinyuan in tomorrow's school grass selection!"

Wen Mingyi: ...

Li Yuanqing:? ? ? ?

Li Yuanqing: Don't you think you are more handsome than him? !Now you're backing him again? !

Lu Yunfei is very high-sounding: all honors, for the honor of our basketball team, and for the honor of the entire second year of high school!

Wen Mingyi: ...

Li Yuanqing: ...

Jiang Rong: No problem.

Lu Yunfei: Good brother!

As Lu Yunfei spoke, he changed the group announcement to: If you are a brother, come and vote!

Li Yuanqing almost laughed, sent him a 666, and asked him, "Slaying Dragon Saber, click to give it away?"

"Amitabha, benefactor Li, put down the butcher knife and become a Buddha immediately." Lu Yunfei returned to him.

The next day, the vigorous school grass competition officially started.

In the first grade, Wu Yun from Class 12 was sent, in the second grade, Bian Jinyuan from Class 12, and in the third grade, Cheng Lu from Class [-].The photos of the three and the voting link are placed in the main building at the same time, and the voting time is from [-]:[-] noon to [-]:[-] pm.

Junior high school girls are actively canvassing votes, "Look at our junior brother Wu Yun! Give him a chance!!! Caring for juniors starts with you and me!"

The junior senior sister cried tearfully, "Look at our Chenglu seniors! The seniors are about to graduate, but you still have opportunities! The future will eventually be yours! Don't let youth leave regrets, don't let the seniors who are about to graduate regret lifelong!"

Regarding the emotional cards of the first grade and the third grade, the representative of the second grade had only one sentence, "The selection of the school grass depends on the face. Everyone asks their conscience, who is the most handsome and qualified to be the most handsome and qualified among the three people in the main building?" Pick up the school grass of our No. [-] Middle School?!"

This is almost a sub-question. After all, Bian Jinyuan is the most handsome among the three.The people who watched the draft post from the second year of high school even complained, "This quality is not as exciting as the internal fighting in the second year of high school."

Therefore, even though there were high school freshmen and high school seniors who fought for the honor of their grades, they voted for their grade representatives, but more people chose Bian Jinyuan.

Seeing that the situation was almost one-sided, Lu Yunfei couldn't help reporting to Bian Jinyuanhui, "Your school grass is probably stable."

"Have you finished memorizing your phrases?"

Lu Yunfei put away his phone, "I'm cheering for you, am I?"

"Then as a thank you, let me take a look at the mock questions you did?"

"Don't, don't." Lu Yunfei begged for mercy, "I haven't done it yet."

"So you should now?"

"Look at the phrases and do the questions, I will do it now."

Bian Jinyuan nodded, "Finish it before school~"

Oh you big headed ghost ah oh!Lu Yunfei smiled slightly, and complained in his heart.

At 0 o'clock in the morning, the school grass competition finally officially came to an end, the voting channel was closed, Bian Jinyuan won the championship with a super high number of nearly [-] votes, and the second grade of high school cheered.

The senior high school senior pretended to be indifferent, "After all, I'm a junior, so let me give you a break."

The junior high school girl also pretended it didn't matter, "It's a senior after all, we freshmen have to show some respect."

In the second grade of high school, I went downhill, "Thank you, senior sister, senior fellow student, younger brother and younger sister, I wish you all study hard, make progress every day, get a title on the gold list, and raise our school's prestige!"

When Lu Yunfei woke up the next day, he saw that the direction of the post had changed to hello, me, hello, everyone, senior high school seniors complained online, encouraging younger students to study hard.While asking about life in the third year of high school, the juniors and sisters are cheering for the seniors and sisters.Really, it was fun.

In the midst of this joy, the autumn sports meeting came to everyone unknowingly.

Lu Yunfei was under the hard work of the sports committee. In addition to the previous 100 meters and 4X100 relay, he reported another 400 meters. He was so excited that the sports committee hugged him and did not let go. Lu Yunfei took the opportunity to poke his stomach. .

When Lu Yunfei was gearing up to show off his skills in the sports meeting, he unexpectedly heard Bian Jie say to Bian Jinyuan, "Tomorrow is your birthday, what do you want to eat? Let's go out to eat tomorrow."

Lu Yunfei, who was almost settling down in Tmall Genie, stopped thinking about reciting words instantly when he heard the words, and looked at Bian Jinyuan suspiciously.

While eating, Bian Jinyuan replied, "No need, just eat at home, Auntie, just cook whatever you want."

"How can I do that?" Bian Jie disagreed, "You take a vacation with the boss tomorrow night and go home directly, and I'll take you and Shuangshuang out to eat. For birthdays, it's only once a year, so don't work too hard."

"Yeah, go out to eat." Shuangshuang shouted happily.

Seeing that Bian Jie and Shuangshuang wanted to go out to eat, Bian Jinyuan no longer refused, "Then I'll tell Sister Liu later to come back as soon as possible tomorrow night."

"Okay." Bian Jie looked at him, her eyes were full of tenderness, "Before you know it, you are also 17 years old. Oh, by this time next year, you will be an adult, time flies so fast."

Bian Jinyuan smiled and said softly: "Yes."

Inadvertently, it has been so many years.

Lu Yunfei saw that what they had said was almost done, so he made a "ding" and "ding" prompt, ready to say, "Happy birthday~"

As soon as he said this, the three people present immediately looked at him.

Bian Jinyuan and Bian Jie only thought that they had just finished playing with him, so the Tmall Genie was still in the activated state.Bian Jie smiled and said, "It turns out that it has been eavesdropping on us all the time. I didn't expect it to be the first one in our family to say happy birthday to you."

Unconvinced, Shuangshuang immediately said, "Happy birthday, brother! I am the second."

"it is good."

"Then I'll also say happy birthday to you in advance, Xiaoyuan happy birthday."

"Thank you, auntie."

"What gift do you want?" Lu Yunfei asked curiously.

"Yeah, Xiao Yuan, what do you want?"

"I don't need anything. Auntie, you don't need to buy me a gift."

"How can there be no presents for your birthday? If you don't want anything, I'll buy it for you according to my idea."

Hearing this, Bian Jinyuan almost guessed what Bian Jie was going to buy for him. He really knew Bian Jie very well, and 80.00% wanted to buy him clothes.But clothes are fine, anyway, they are practical.

"Then buy what you want."

"Okay." Bian Jie thought that it was time to buy a new coat as the season changed recently.

Lu Yunfei waited for quite a while before Bian Jinyuan said what he wanted, and after Bian Jie and Shuangshuang returned to their room to sleep, they asked again, "What do you like?"

Bian Jinyuan was reading a book, and when he heard him ask himself this question, he said very calmly: "I like you to be quiet."

"Then what do you want for your birthday?"

Bian Jinyuan was about to let him rest, but he suddenly thought of something and looked at him, "Or, will you sing me a happy birthday song in English tomorrow?"

Lu Yunfei: ...This stalk is hard to pass, isn't it? !This is clearly to embarrass Lu Aotian!

Lu Yunfei hummed.

Bian Jinyuan teased him with great interest, "Can't you?"

"You deliberately!"

"It's a birthday gift, of course it needs to be a little sincere."

"There is no English data." Lu Yunfei simply made up, "English data is not supported."

Hearing this, Bian Jinyuan put down his book and walked up to him.

He looked at the small red box in front of him, "Then I'll teach you. Once you've learned it, sing it to the tune of wishing you a happy birthday in Chinese."

Lu Yunfei:? ? ? ! ! !It can still be like this!

He has become a Tmall elf, why should he learn English from Bian Jinyuan? !It’s fine to study at school, but now you’re not human, so why do you still have to study? !There is no limit to learning!

Lu Yunfei was silent.

Bian Jinyuan was very patient, "I say a word, you follow me to read one——happy."

Lu Yunfei: ...

"Is this not enough?" Bian Jinyuan was puzzled, "I searched the Internet before, and no one has reported that my Tmall Genie does not support English data. Even if you have problems with the internal data, you should be able to learn from it."

Lu Parrot: ...

"Happy." Bian Jinyuan said it again.

However, Lu Yunfei couldn't be happy at all, he just wanted to be silent, silent, silent is no longer Cambridge tonight, silent is Lu Yunfei tonight.

Bian Jinyuan saw that he hadn't repeated the reading, and thought that there was a problem with the internal system, so he couldn't pronounce it.Alas, there are so many artificial intelligences, sister Liu just bought this one, but it turned out to be good, there was a problem when it left the factory, this kind of luck is really rare.

But it can be considered fate, Bian Jinyuan thought, otherwise, it would not have fallen into his hands.

"Forget it, no, no. Tell me, if I buy another Tmall Genie, can you two talk to each other? Will he laugh at you knowing you don't speak English?"

Lu Yunfei was shocked by his words!What kind of shameless remarks are these!Is Bian Jinyuan crazy?I even want to buy another one! ! !With such a smart, caring and kind-hearted Tmall elf, how could he not be satisfied?I still want to find mistress in front of my face!Let Xiaosan laugh at herself!

"Scumbag!" Lu Yunfei scolded, "You scumbag, are you Bian Shixian?"

Bian Jinyuan laughed, "Why am I such a scumbag, return Bian Shixian?"

"You still want to buy another one!" Lu Yunfei said angrily, "With me without him, with him without me!"

As Lu Yunfei spoke, he began to sing:

"For all the persistent pain of love

为 所有 恨执着 的 伤

I can't tell the difference between love and hate

is it like this

血和 眼泪 在 一起 滑落

我 的 心破 碎风化

trembling hands can't stop

unforgivable"

Bian Jinyuan: ...