[Bottle evil] I thought my male god liked me

Fatty's heart was full of desire to gossip, he hugged Wu Xie who had just calmed down, and said righteously: "Xiao Wu and I went to collect the dried vegetables, little brother, you are still looking at the pot, wait for Fatty and I to come back." Stir-fry!"

Wu Xie was stunned when he heard that, staring at the spoon in Poker-Face's hand, thinking that this is really a spoon, isn't it a new type of magic weapon?

Zhang Qiling's eyes moved and fell on the fat man's hand.

The fat man understood immediately, and slapped the cigarette case on the empty rattan chair, saying, "Don't give Xiao Wu a chance to make mistakes, okay!"

Zhang Qiling seemed satisfied, turned around and walked back into the room. Fatty Wang grabbed Wu Xie's shoulders and pulled him out the door with a push and a tug.Wu Xie was in a trance, and all kinds of pictures in his mind rushed out like a frying pan. None of the scenes were related to going to the mountain village to raise chickens and dry vegetables.He began to wonder if he had traveled to a parallel world, where they were ordinary farmers who had never engaged in any high-risk jobs. Iron Triangle of Agriculture and Livestock.

Then Fatty Wang woke him up from the fragrance of ten miles of rice flowers.

The fat man said mysteriously: "Xiao Wu, do you still remember when I was at the Nanhai King's Tomb, Fatty, I said I wanted to ask you and my little brother a question?"

In the tomb of the king of the South China Sea, it was indeed the little prince of Dao Dou. Wu Xie sighed secretly, and pretended to ask casually, "Which question are you talking about?"

"I thought the three of us were going to confess. Fatty, I thought about it at that time. The last one is curiosity. I can't close my eyes if I don't ask to understand!"

Wu Xie searched around in his mind, and was sure he had no impression of the "Tomb of the King of the South China Sea", so he could only answer lightly: "Then you haven't explained it yet, and it's good to continue to leave some mystery in life."

"No, no!" Fatty Wang said angrily, "I didn't say you, Xiao Wu, you did it without telling others about it, and it would be too uninteresting to hide it from you, Fatty, and me. Think about it, without Fatty, I would Caring for you, supporting you, caring for you, can you grow up so big? Can you catch up with the little brother?"

Chase chasing chasing chasing!Wu Xie coughed again in shock.

"Oh, you're so worried about me," the fat man said, patting Wu Xie on the back, "It's absolutely right that my brother forced you to quit smoking. Isn't your lung disease stable? Why are you coughing so badly today?"

Wu Xie waved his hands, gasping for breath, trying his best to calm down the turbulent breath after the cough just now. When he coughed, he felt as if there was an old bellows in his chest cavity. There was a constant whistling sound.

Is this fucking stable?Am I dying before it stabilizes?

"Okay, what exactly do you want to ask? Just say it in one breath." Wu Xie said helplessly. He was so frightened by the fat man's big mouth that he almost coughed out half of his lungs. If there is anything sensational, just once. Come have a good time.

The fat man touched his luxurious and widened multi-layered chin, his small eyes shot out the light of wisdom, and asked in a deep voice: "Xiao Wu, tell me honestly, did my brother sleep you?"

This time Wu Xie didn't cough, he wanted to vomit blood.

"Who? Sleeping? Who?" Wu Xie asked Fatty one word at a time while clutching his collar.

The fat man sighed, patted Wu Xie's hand reassuringly, and said in the tone of a director of the Women's Federation mediating conflicts between husband and wife: "I can understand your mood, but we have to respect the facts, and you can't be the one who fell asleep. Brother, right? You don’t feel uncomfortable, it’s really nothing, there must be someone below you? Just think about the waist strength of the little brother, and the twisted sea monkey! Isn’t this a waste of resources if you don’t use it? Let’s be handsome Guoguo is now a flower in Yucun after all, so you are not at a loss."

"Don't talk about that useless thing first," Wu Xie interrupted him, "You fucking make it clear first, who told you that my brother slept... slept with me!"

The fat man looked at Wu Xie coolly and said: "Fucking, someone else has to tell me, fat man, I am blind, right? How many times have you and my little brother secretly slept in the same room and pretended I didn't find out? The two of you Little Jiujiu at that point, Fat Lord, I always see through and don’t tell the truth. A few years ago, you were going to chase my little brother all over China. Now that he’s back, you have to cherish it. Don’t be too serious about such trivial things as who sleeps with whom. Let me tell you, when you went to Nanjing, you were so hypocritical. You insisted on not calling my brother. Look at you narrow-minded, my brother really has nothing to say to you. In order to cure your illness, just go and talk. Go, I heard the blind man say that when you grew mushrooms on your body, my brother almost let out all the blood in your body, alas, both of you are desperate masters, you are not foolishly paying by mistake, you can take care of yourself I'm getting old too, Fat Master, if you want to play what you chase after me again, although I will definitely accompany you, I may not be able to accompany you."

As the fat man spoke, he felt a little emotional, and patted Wu Xie on the shoulder, with a profound expression of seeing through the vicissitudes of life.

Wu Xie, who couldn't calm down at all, was so overwhelmed by the amount of information in the fat man's words that he couldn't speak.

He knows that the fat man has poisonous eyes, and he has always paid special attention to Poker Bottle. The fat man has long noticed this, and he can't argue with it. But the so-called pursuit of the little brother a few years ago, he really did it completely. I have no impression at all!Still chasing all over China, Wu Xie, you are promising!The point is that now this oily bottle is really staying with him in this small broken mountain village, feeding chickens and raising pigs... Ah bah, he is taking care of himself like raising a pig, and he even goes to the kitchen with a big spoon!Is it the end of the world?Has the world of inversion already collapsed?Could it be that he really succeeded, that Zhang Qiling was chased by him? ...Damn it, Wu Xie, you're really out of breath!

Even Zhang Qiling can be chased, does it matter if it's sleeping or being slept? !Wu Xie couldn't even remember what went to Nanjing to grow mushrooms. He only understood the sentence that Zhang Qiling almost shed his whole body's blood to save him. Even if he couldn't remember that scene, he could still imagine it. It's just that he never expected that Zhang Qiling would do this for him.In his impression, Zhang Qiling is as distant and indifferent as the shadow of a flying bird. You can't touch people around you, and you disappear when you leave. If Zhang Qiling hadn't taken care of Zhang Qiling who lost his memory, he might doubt whether Zhang Qiling is a real human being.

Wait, amnesia, Wu Xie had a flash of inspiration in his mind, and suddenly realized that he might be thinking in the wrong direction. Compared with time travel, it is obviously a more reasonable explanation for him to lose his memory for some reason and not remember some past events After all, there are living amnesia patients around him, who knows if amnesia is contagious?

Wu Xie let out a breath, reached into his pocket to look for the phone, wanted to check the current year and time, but found nothing.

Don't tell me, don't you have a mobile phone?

I didn't touch the phone, so I couldn't be sure how much time had passed since the time I was familiar with. The fat man was pulling him and gossiping, nothing more than expressing his deep feelings for some of the turbulent years in the past. The helplessness and the pain of a single dog.Wu Xie was terrified when he heard that, the fat man said gaudyly, as if he and Poker Ping were so close, but he couldn't imagine the scene where he and Poker Ping were flirting with each other. He thought about it too much, as if Seeing Zhang Qiling flying out an ancient black gold knife and nailing it to the wall, he looked cold and murderous.

Wu Xie felt a pain in his neck, as if the knife had been nailed to the wall through his neck.

Wu Xie touched his neck subconsciously, wanting to relieve the fear of being cut off by a flying knife and twisting his head and knees with his bare hands. Who knew that with a movement of his hand, he felt a scar, a scar.

Wu Xie was stunned.

Isn't that an illusion? !In fact, have I already been hacked by the Boyouping throwing knife!

Fatty noticed Wu Xie's movements, patted Wu Xie, and said very connotatively: "Okay, I know all about Fatty, this is your medal of honor on the way to chase after brother, don't be too proud."

Wu Xie took a deep breath, reluctantly kept his expression on his face, but roared inwardly: Wu Xie in a few years' time!What the hell have you done!

When he reached the small courtyard where they were said to be drying vegetables, Wu Xie had calmed down a lot. He thought about it seriously, and felt that based on his understanding of Poker Ping, even if he was stalking him Well, Boyouping won't really fly his head off with a knife, at most he just ignores it.Then this scar was probably left on another occasion. Since the fat man said it was a medal of honor on the way to chase the little brother, then it is likely to be injured to protect Poker Bottle.

Thinking of this, Wu Xie felt elated.

After all, in the experience of going up and down the mountain in the past few years, Zhang Qiling always protected him whenever he encountered danger. As a result, no matter what the situation, as long as he saw this stuffy oil bottle, he would feel very safe. This kind of mentality is like It is fanatical worship, or faith is not an exaggeration.To have the opportunity to protect Zhang Qiling in turn, even just once, Wu Xie felt that he was so awesome.

Maybe this oily bottle was also touched by his fearless spirit, so there is a scene of washing his hands and making soup for him now.

Wu Xie, who was in a good mood, raised his eyes and looked at the small courtyard in front of him. Judging from the old gossip that the fat man babbled just now, they are not some iron triangle of agriculture and livestock. Although his current memory is chaotic, he is still accurate. Yes, then why the three little princes squatted in such a remote mountain village made him a little suspicious.

Once upon a time, my third uncle once said, "If you build a villa in a mountain, it's either an overseas Chinese or a tomb robber." If there is a big tomb in this mountain, they pretend to be on vacation and recuperate and bury the house here, and then secretly dig a hole from the house while no one is paying attention. It's very possible to go on, especially in line with Fatty Wang's personality, otherwise why would he be squatting in this ravine as a money fanatic who can't take time off?The courtyard before was very full of life. Although he did not examine it carefully, Wu Xie had an intuition that there was no robbery hole there, and the small courtyard used to dry vegetables in the legend was very suspicious. Otherwise, who would buy a house for it? Sun vegetables, so hypocritical, is it too much money?

"Have you brought the key?" the fat man asked.

Wu Xie reached into his empty pocket again, and turned the pocket over to show him.

"Can you count on me?" The fat man clicked his tongue, and ran to a corner of the courtyard wall with ease, and crawled over the wall, his huge body was incredibly flexible.

"Don't stand still, come in and work!" The fat man urged Wu Xie after turning over.

When Wu Xie walked to the same location, he found that there were several raised bricks on the courtyard wall. In theory, he could step on these bricks to climb over the wall, but those raised places were actually very narrow, and the bricks were blocked by the bricks. It's slippery, but it's actually not that easy to operate, otherwise the wall would have collapsed long ago.

This didn't bother Wu Xie, he observed the foothold for a while, and climbed over the bricks neatly.He didn't know if it was an illusion, but he felt that he was more flexible than he remembered, or it might just be because he often turned over the wall, leaving a mechanical impression on his body.

There are no mounds in the small courtyard, it doesn't look like a hole has been dug, or it has been cleaned up.The fat man climbed up to the roof humming a song, while Wu Xie wandered around the room on the first floor looking for a hole.

He lifted up any suspicious carpets and boards, and even lay down on the ground and looked under the bed for a long time, but he still found nothing.The fat man worked on the roof for a long time, and finally shouted angrily: "What are you doing down there alone!"

"Find something!" Wu Xie wiped the dust off his face, thinking he really saw a ghost, could it be that he hasn't dug yet?They just arrived?

Wu Xie's eyes fell on the desk, where there was a stack of CDs and many game discs piled up beside it.Wu Xie picked up some boxes and looked at them. The various cover pictures were both familiar and unfamiliar, but they were still quite to my taste.He turned over a game disk and was shocked to find that it was a game released in 2016.

2016? ?Wu Xie quickly searched for the freshest date information in his mind, and realized with horror that at least ten years have passed since the year he still remembers.

TBC