[Bottle evil] I thought my male god liked me

Brother Xiao Zhang and I finally reached a temporary joint defense agreement. For me, in this situation, the odds of winning in double row are much higher than in single row. .

The set of movements just now was a bit of a struggle for me, especially because the palms were directly grasping the branches and hanging on them to do gymnastics.

I washed my hands by the pool, and walked to the pool with my red palms spread out. There are several boulders piled up together, forming a space that can shelter from the wind.Brother Zhang has already sat down there, with his green snake coiled in his hand, and he is still checking it over and over again.

"Should be all right?" Seeing his attitude of caring for his son, I feel somewhat guilty, "The hamster is quite obedient, it won't bite if it is not allowed to eat."

"I was covered in dog saliva, and I was scared stupid by your dog even though I wasn't injured," Brother Zhang glared at me, "Why is your dog so weird, and eats snakes!"

"You don't understand." I decided to defend the old Wu family's dog-training technique, "Hei Feizi, do you know? No one has been able to catch Hei Feizi for many years, thanks to my grandfather who thought of using snakes to raise dogs. Dogs have the desire to prey on snakes, and that's how they found Hei Feizi's traces. To be honest, you all have to thank the Wu family's dogs for eating snakes."

As I said that, the hamster came out of my pocket unwilling to be lonely. It was so small that no one noticed it after carrying it with me all day.But I only brought it a little snack, and it had already been eaten.In the Wu family, a well-trained dog can maintain a certain fighting capacity without eating for a few days, but the hamster is not as good as those "regular soldiers". Although it is not a big deal even if it is hungry for a day or two, it has no discipline , will definitely hum.For example, now, I let it spit out the food in my mouth. This guy is so wronged, he lies on my thigh and bites the corner of my clothes. stunt.

"Brother Xiaoman, you will be scared if you are here!" I poked its belly with a straight face.The hamster is not afraid of me at all, and he decided that I would eat it to show off his cuteness, but this must be done secretly while hiding from Brother Xiaoman, who has zero tolerance for the unprofessional behavior of the younger generation.

"No matter how cute you are, it's useless, there's nothing for you to eat." I pinched the nape of its neck and lifted it up and shook it, "Accept the reality, comrade, I don't have dinner either."

Hamster Xie glanced at the snake in brother Zhang's hand with aggrieved eyes, and let out a pitiful "Wow".

The snake regained its energy all of a sudden, and slid into Brother Zhang's sleeve with a "swish".

Little Brother Zhang said darkly: "You'd better take care of your dog. If I catch it, I will peel it off and feed it to the snake."

"I advise you not to be impulsive," I said, "this dog was selected for my self-defense. According to the rules of our old Wu family, its status is basically equivalent to mine. The seniority of our dog is counted with people." Yes, you will offend me if you touch it."

On one side, I gave the hamster Xie a righteous speech, but on the other side, the hamster Xie climbed up to my collar again, pouted his hairy buttocks and slid into my clothes, and his little tail was still wagging very fast.I brought it out again with a blank face, and it grunted twice and licked my fingers flatteringly.

Brother Zhang looked mockingly at the hamster, and then at me: "Oh, Wu Xie is a dog."

Damn it, I wanted to throw this unworthy bastard on Xiao Zhang's face in an instant.

However, before I could put this idea into practice, Brother Zhang suddenly changed his face and shouted to me in a low voice: "You climb the tree!"

My day, I am not a monkey, if you say you can climb a tree, you will climb a tree!I was slandered in my heart, but I still believed in Xiao Zhang's judgment, and immediately ran to the nearest tree to us, and climbed up with hands and feet.

Little Brother Zhang quietly drew out a short knife, squinted his eyes and looked at the deep bushes.

The person came straight out of the bushes without concealing himself. He was a thin and dark young man, his whole body revealed a kind of fierceness that was incompatible with the world. Wearing tight leggings, the shoes are covered with mud, and the original color can no longer be seen.

This man's face was tense, he seemed to be acquainted with brother Zhang, but the two didn't say hello, they just nodded slightly, and then looked at each other in silence.From the moment he appeared, I felt a sense of crisis and oppression that was so strong that it seemed real. Even a talkative player like Brother Zhang had a serious expression and didn't speak for a long time.

"Two to one?" After looking at each other for a while, the two seemed to have reached a certain consensus in silence, and the dark man glanced at me and asked.

"That doesn't count. If I lose, I'll be a loser, but you have to take it easy on him. He's a foreigner, so he's fragile." Brother Zhang said.

"People with a foreign surname?" The swarthy man became more interested in me.

"The one from the patriarch." Brother Zhang made an obscene gesture, "Got it? It's for your own good to let you take it easy."

The swarthy man snorted disapprovingly, pulled out a hunting knife, and said, "We have friendship, and the knife won't stay out of its sheath."

"I don't need a concealed weapon either." Little Brother Zhang also put the dagger into the scabbard.

Both of them stopped talking, and in the next second, I saw them suddenly explode at the same time, colliding with each other at an unimaginable speed.Or strictly speaking, the scabbards of the two men collided.In between breaths, they had disassembled several moves at an extremely fast speed, and the scabbard collided with a dull sound, making people worry that the thing would split apart in a second.

The fight between these two Zhang family members once again showed me the difference in strength between the Zhang family members and ordinary people in the most intuitive form. I was riding on a tree, and they were fighting under the tree. I could feel the knife The wind from the momentum slapped my face.The strength of these two people is very impressive. There were several times when the scabbard slapped another person. The sound of hitting the flesh made people's teeth hurt. If such an attack falls on someone else, they may really be beaten They had to crawl and couldn't get up, but they didn't blink their eyes as if they were just poked with their fingers.I deeply suspect that if these two people hadn't fought with scabbards, someone's blood would have been spattered on the spot by this time. I didn't really understand Dou Ye's cruelty until now.

Just when the two men were fighting, there was another very slight abnormal noise in the forest - I almost didn't catch such an abnormal noise, if it wasn't for the two people jumping away suddenly at the same time.In the next second, a small arrow passed through where the two of them were before, and hit the stone with a "clang".

Brother Zhang and the dark man ran towards the direction where the little arrow was shot without any hesitation. The dark man even took off the scabbard while running, and threw it viciously into the forest. Compared with the accuracy of flying a knife and walking a stone within a meter, it was obviously not in vain. Someone in the forest let out a muffled grunt, followed by a figure flashing past quickly.Brother Xiao Zhang also flicked the scabbard, and the short knife drew a silvery arc in the dark twilight, and then Brother Zhang rubbed his body and blocked the figure's way.

The person who was ambushing in the forest was driven out of the forest in embarrassment. He held a hollow metal rod-shaped weapon in his hand, and was besieged by the dark man and Brother Zhang. It was very difficult to live left and right.The hollow metal rod seems to be a multifunctional weapon that can launch hidden weapons. I saw the man desperately trying to distance himself from Xiao Zhang and the others, and then immediately used the metal rod to blow out a small arrow that was exactly the same as before. It's a pity that this trick failed to succeed in the sneak attack, and it couldn't play any role in the face of the two people's joint confrontation.

Seeing that the situation on Xiao Zhang's side is very good, I suddenly felt an indescribable sense of uneasiness. The three of them retreated to the edge of the lakeside open space while fighting. facing away from me.And the sneak attacker who was besieged by the two for a long time still seemed to be dying and struggling at any time, but he really struggled for so long, I asked myself if I met such two An opponent may not have struggled for half as long as he lasted.

I immediately turned to look around, and as expected, not far from me, another attacker slowly emerged from the cover.He was also carrying a metal rod similar to the one in front of him, crawling on the ground, slowly approaching the battle situation.

Brother Xiao Zhang and the others turned their backs to the direction of the next attacker because of the deliberate guidance of the previous attacker, so they were unaware of the new attacker.At this time, I was in a high place, hidden in the dense tree canopy, and the attackers crawled on the ground, but they didn't notice my existence.This is like a realistic version of the praying mantis catching the cicada and the oriole, and the scene suddenly becomes funny.

I adjusted my posture slightly, and prepared to give the attacker a "punishment from heaven" when he got closer.To be on the safe side, before taking action, I checked the surrounding environment again.

Just when my eyes swept over a certain corner, I was stunned—a figure I was very familiar with appeared there!

It was too late to complain about whether the concealment of this place was too good. The attackers below had adjusted the distance and angle, took out the metal rod, and were aiming at Brother Zhang and the others.

This is a real arrow that has to be fired. I no longer hesitated, and immediately whistled. The attacker below suddenly raised his head and blew a small arrow in my direction.However, it was too late, a black and graceful figure leaped out from the darkness and rushed towards him, the speed was almost as fast as his arrow.

I was already prepared, and I turned over and jumped down from the tree while whistling, but the sneak attacker was already prostrate on the ground, and was thrown solidly at once.The muscular black-backed dog let out a menacing low growl from its throat, and its snow-white canine teeth were clasped around his neck. The man was still trying to struggle, but the black-backed dog's teeth immediately pierced into the flesh.

"Brother Xiaoman, you have to listen." I rushed to the man and the dog, quickly grabbed his metal rod and threw it aside, cut his hands back and lifted him from the ground, blocking me.

A small arrow barely brushed against our sides and nailed it to the ground.

Sure enough, the assailant who led Xiao Zhang and the others away was the first to notice the change here. He tried his best not to be injured, and forcibly rushed out of the joint encirclement of Xiao Zhang and the dark man, trying to attack me to help his companions out of the siege.However, because I set up a shield for myself in time, he narrowly changed his direction at the last moment, and the little arrow just passed us by.

It's a pity that he could only win this chance. In the next second, he was kicked to the ground by the swarthy man, who quickly reached out and pulled the tag off his neck.

The moment the sneak attacker's hang tag was pulled off, the atmosphere on the field suddenly changed. The dark man no longer looked at the sneak attacker, and the short-term alliance between him and Xiao Zhang also collapsed in an instant. Looking at a relatively safe distance, each other evaluates the current situation.

The sneak attacker slowly got up and glanced unwillingly at the dark man, but he no longer had the murderous look he had before.

"I want you to hand me the card you got. If you refuse, you can call again. Follow the rules." The dark-skinned man said in a deep voice.

I realized that the spoils of the defeated are also up for grabs.

The sneak attacker smiled, and turned over the only two pockets on his body to show them. They were empty. He patted himself again and said, "Come and search."

"I'll save it, I'm tired." Brother Xiao Zhang smiled.

Little brother Zhang didn't move, and the dark man didn't care too much. He really went over and touched it, but found nothing.

"I lost," the sneak attacker looked at me and said, "Don't embarrass my brother."

"'You' lost? You all lost." Brother Xiao Zhang motioned me to get another raider's card.

I touched the man's neck, no, no wrist.

"You fucking cheating?" I said angrily, I thought he had lost the card but didn't leave.

"There is a number on the hang tag, we have registered before we came in, and we can find out the whereabouts of the tag, and it is no good to play tricks." The person I arrested said carelessly, "Ri Hai, you can go, I'm fine! "

"Damn it, you'll have something to do soon!" I was so angry that I elbowed him on the back of the neck, and he was knocked out by me, and he collapsed limply.

I put this person aside first, and took Brother Xiaoman a few steps forward.

The swarthy man looked at Brother Zhang and then at me, his eyes paused on Brother Xiao Man for a moment, and he quickly made a decision: "This time there is no winner, let's not pass it for now."

Brother Xiao Zhang nodded, and looked at the sneak attacker who had lost his tag. He looked at the person I knocked out, and shouted unwillingly: "What are you going to do to Ritian!"

Zhang Ritian, I couldn't help laughing.

Brother Zhang also smiled, raised his eyebrows and said, "Don't worry, we are the most well-behaved people."

Those two people left one after another, I finally breathed a sigh of relief, squatted down and wanted to lick Brother Xiaoman.

Brother Xiaoman raised one of his front paws, pushed my hand away reservedly, and gestured to me with his chest out. There was a small cloth bag hanging around his neck.

Brother Xiaoman will come, it must be the ghost of Poker Bottle, I don’t know what he put in this bag, I took off the cloth bag and opened it with great anticipation——Damn it!Dog food!

Brother Xiaoman stared at me with piercing eyes, so I had no choice but to sigh, took out the hamster scorpion, tore off the vacuum packaging of the snake meat in the cloth bag, watched it let out a cheerful cry, and buried my head to eat it.

"Where's mine?" I held out my hand to Brother Xiaoman.

Brother Xiaoman glanced at me, raised his front paw again, and pushed my hand away.Brother Zhang who was watching on the side laughed again.

He laughed twice, then suddenly took out the knife again, and said angrily: "Damn, Wu Xie, did you bring bad luck to this place? Why are you here again!"

again?I was also a little stunned. Is this a lucky day?

Facts have proved that today is indeed a lucky day. We all know the people who came this time.

Zhang Qianjun was wearing a half-new Taoist robe, with disheveled hair. He pushed through the low bushes and came over. When he raised his head, he shouted happily: "Zhang Haiyan!"

Brother Zhang pushed back the knife that had been pushed out of its scabbard, and sighed deeply.

TBC