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Why does it become like this.

Be it Xiaosheng or Mr. Hong, they are all his irreplaceable and important companions. They haven't experienced all kinds of ups and downs over the years, and it's not like they all...

——Okay, drunken chaos ●I have never experienced this before.

Izuku Lvgu is sitting in front of the coffee table like a primary school student whose test scores came out but failed and is waiting for his parents to speak, looking at the left and right sides of the sofa in front of him, each occupying half of the sofa, and condescendingly examining his scorching and bursting Hao Shengji thought in a trance.

So why exactly did things become like this?

The chief hero doll who has occupied the No. 1 throne of the hero that people unconsciously want to trust all the year round was driven in by Katsumi Bakugo who drew a circle with salt in front of the coffee table in the living room.

"You, stay here and don't come out." Bakugo Katsuki said impatiently holding a dust-removing brush with a disgusted face.

"That's fine, but why...?" Izuku Midoriya subconsciously obeyed Katsuki Bakugo's order and ran to sit in the salt circle, but still couldn't help asking.

"Of course it's because you're only going to make it more difficult to deal with outside." Bakugo Katsuki said with a stern-faced Chao Midorigu Izuku with a thumbs down.

Green Valley Izuku stood up and argued for himself: "It's too much Xiaosheng, even though my room is indeed a bit... dirty, but I can still do basic cleaning, why do you treat it like it's about to be evicted? Treat me like the indescribable thing! I'm not that bad, am I?!"

"You have." Hong Jiao Dong appeared behind Bakugo Katsuki with a blank face, carrying a full laundry basket. Inside the laundry basket were the things he had just rummaged through from corners, in the cracks of the sofa, and under the cabinets. Those who came out did not know whether they were wearing clothes or not.

"...I'm sorry." Izuku Midoriya sat down with his eyes wandering.

Hong Jiaodong and Bakugo Katsuki used their amazing mobility to clean his kennel from impractical to spotless in an hour. The last time his room was so clean was almost two months ago. His mother Those who came to visit him really couldn't see it, so it was time to clean it by themselves.

"Xiao Sheng and Mr. Hong have worked hard, I'll make you some tea..." Seeing that they were almost done cleaning, Izuku Midori had just stood halfway cautiously when he was caught by the frozen surface of the frozen pool. up.

"Sit down." He said indifferently with the air-conditioning on his scorched half of his body.

"Okay, okay." Izuku Lvgu sat down tremblingly again.

After a while, Izuku, who was not willing to die, tried to get out of the salt circle again. He slapped his thigh as if he remembered something, and stood up while saying: "Ah, it's so late, Xiaosheng and Mr. Hong are hungry. Why, why don't I go to the convenience store and buy some bento..."

"Get back."

Before he finished speaking, a fork accurately flew over and landed one centimeter in front of the foot he was about to step out of the salt circle. Izuku Lvgu looked down at the fork, and then raised his head to look at the murderous Bakugou Katsuki sat down again trembling.

So scary? !Am I really going to die here today? !

Green Valley Izuku thought painfully while holding his heart beating violently like a fish being fished out of water.

Xiaosheng and Mr. Hong, is it really okay for you to act so horribly despite being a hero? !And let’s forget about Xiaosheng anyway, anyway, he has that ghostly look, Mr. Hong, why did you sync up with him today, your fans will know... Hey, maybe Mr. Hong’s fans will be very happy on the other hand Shouting that our jiao dong finally has other expressions and looks like a person at last, while continuing to buy more peripherals of the jiao dong series...

———No, now is not the time to think about this kind of problem! ! ! ! !

Green Valley Izuku is very desperate for his brain that starts divergent thinking regardless of time and place.

Maybe it's because the expression of struggle on Izuku's face was a bit too obvious, Katsuki Bakugo took a vacuum cleaner to suck up the salt ring around Izuku's face and showed displeasure, he asked in a bad tone : "Hey, Fei Jiu, what's the matter with your expression, are the Yin Yang face and I scary?"

Izuku, who was still immersed in his own thoughts, replied subconsciously: "Hmm..."

The next second, Izuku Midoriya realized that something was wrong, and finally raised his head after reacting. After seeing the expressions of Tomoko and Katsuki, he took a deep breath.

———Super. Terrible!You two look so scary right now, okay? !Not to mention children, the first hero wants to cry when he sees it! !

Izuku pinched his limp thigh, closed his eyes and yelled in a trembling voice against his conscience: "No, no, no, how could it be! Both Xiaosheng and Mr. Hong are my important friends! No matter what, I won't feel terrible!!!"

"Then why don't you stand up?" Hong Jiaodong made himself a pot of tea, took a cup from the tea table and poured himself a cup, then sat on the sofa and asked coolly.

……………… This is really a good question, so good that it cleared half of Lv Gu Chujiu's health bar with one blow.

Lvgu Izuku touched his limp thigh and thought to himself, you are poisonous, right?Do you hate me you say? ?

You usually think about things eight hundred miles away with such a big brain, and you choose whichever guess is unreliable, but today the time difference and the place are not good enough to kill you all at once... You really hate me Bar? !

"I think it's good to sit." Midoriya Izuku changed his sitting position and said sadly.

"Ha." Bakugo Katsuki let out a sneer, he put the tools back and sat down on the other side of the sofa, then picked up the tea made by Hongjiao and poured himself a cup, "I also I think it's funny how stupid you look with weak legs."

Katsuki gave Katsuki a blank look, and he turned his attention back to Izuku Midori, who was sitting in front of the coffee table, his eyes paler than those of a fish that had been soaked in the water for three days, and said: "Then let's get back to the topic." ..."

Hong Jiaodong spoke slowly, he has always been like this, his words were lukewarm as if he had been warmed by the sun, but this time his words made Lugu sweat for a long time, as if there was a snake running along his spine The bones meandered upwards, and the cold scales scratched every inch of the skin on his back.

"Are you going to confess, or continue to explain to us as you said before?"

——Without a doubt, this is a key option.

It’s as if you’re playing a game where options determine the direction of the plot. As long as you choose the wrong key branch, no matter how hard you try to follow the next route, you are destined to usher in a painful and tragic ending. The difference may be just a different way of dying.

And Green Valley Dejiuchang is not good at this kind of strategy games when he is so big. For how bad he is, you can refer to the "Puppet Live Heartbeat Academy DA★ZE Recording Screen (alias Puppet Teacher) with more than one million hits on Tubie. How can you not get a girlfriend)" video.

"I..." Lvgu Izuku looked at the two hesitantly, hoping to get some hints from the other party's reaction, but Hong Jiaodong and Bakugo Katsuki just looked at him expressionlessly, waiting in silence his answer.

Well, anyway, early death and late death are dead, so it's better to choose a quicker one.

Izuku Midori tried his best to figure it out, then resigned himself to his fate and buried his head on the coffee table and whispered, "...Okay, I confess."

"That night, Xiaosheng, you and Mr. Hong drank too much, and I was responsible for taking you back, but you two had a quarrel halfway, so we missed the last tram, and then I found a hotel nearby to make do for the night. ..."

Lvgu Izuku's voice became softer and softer, he didn't dare to look up at the reaction of Bakugo Katsuki and Hong Jiaodong, he just poured out the whole process of that day like a bamboo tube pouring beans, "And anyway, anyway We did... sleep."

Midoriya Izuku's last words were spoken so softly and quickly that no one could hear them clearly except himself.He was very clear about what he said, but he was very upset when he saw the ghostly look of Midoriya Izuku. Katsuki kicked the coffee table angrily, and said angrily, "tell me clearly, who will listen to you in such a low voice It's clear!"

"That's right, that's right..." Lugu Dejiu's ears were red, he raised his head and looked at the two of them cautiously, and repeated it falteringly, his voice still very low.

"Still can't hear clearly." Hong Jiaodong said expressionlessly.

"..." Izuku Lvgu raised his head and looked directly at the two men in front of him, blushing so badly, he took a deep breath, and said with a normal volume and speed: "I will repeat it for the last time... that day We did sleep at night!! The verb... that kind."

"Oh." Hong Jiaodong didn't look particularly surprised.

"Ha..." Bakugo Katsuki laughed, his expression still looking very mocking.

Green Valley Izuku was already so ashamed that he wanted to get under the carpet and roll over and over again. He could restrain himself thanks to the years of training his face in the heroic career.

And Katsuki Bakugo's next words made him feel like he might as well have rolled into the carpet just now.

Bakugo Katsuki stared at Izuku Midoriya with blood-red eyes, like a jackal who had chosen when and which part of his prey was better to bite.

"What kind of description is this? You haven't even made a record of the case, Fei Jiu. At least you have to explain clearly when I slept with you, how I slept with you, how long I slept with you, and how I slept with you. "Bo Hao Katsuki said.

"I also think we should have the right to know about this part." Hong Jiaodong echoed him rarely.

...What do you want? !Let me give you a detailed description of you in [-] words and the man next to you, how did you poke my ass and make me hurt until now, Xiao Huangwen? !You killed me faster! ! !

From the strands of his hair to the tips of his toes to his sore back legs and buttocks, Izuku Midoriya showed the words "I refuse" all over his body in the face of Katsuki Bakugo and Katsuki Toroko.

Bakugo Katsuki knocked on the table with his index finger, only amused by his dying appearance, he lowered his voice and said, "Wu Jiu, do you think I'm easy to cheat? You're the only one out of the three There is also the ability to act autonomously and think, that is to say——we were slept by you without being conscious, this is the correct way to say it.”

Bakugo Katsuki put his legs up on the coffee table, took a sitting position that he felt relatively comfortable and continued, "So I am the victim, do you understand?"

Hong Jiaodong, who had been paddling all the time, nodded as if waking up and said, "I think that's the same reason."

"Wait, wait, I don't think this logic is right..." Izuku Midoriya rubbed his head in pain, "But you didn't actually lose anything, right?!"

"Spirit damage." Bakugo Katsuki and Hong Jiaodong said in unison.

... How did I not know you guys were so shameless before.

Izuku Midoriya looked at these two people expressionlessly, his heart was as calm as a stagnant water.He thought negatively, okay, it's all like this anyway, no matter what happens again, I won't be surprised.

Izuku Lvgu stood up from the coffee table, and said in a voice that he thought was extremely cold: "Then what do you want, Xiaosheng and Mr. Hong?"

"Do you still need to ask?" Bakugo Katsuki smiled, and Hong Jiaodong stood up at the same time, looking at him across the coffee table with his slightly taller height than Izuku Midoriya.

Bakugo Katsuki said, "Be responsible to me."

Hong Jiaodong said: "I think you should be responsible for me, Lu Gu."

Green Valley Izuku said: "...Huh?"