[Bang out win] get hot

Izuku Lvgu had a headache, not a physical one.

The hangover was almost gone, and after he sat on the roadside bench and blew the cold wind for a long time, his brain that had been paralyzed by alcohol finally started to function normally.

Green Valley Izuku knows that he is not a very good drinker. He has drank too much before and got up the next day in a daze and can’t remember what happened yesterday. Of course, in most cases, he will control himself not to drink. overdo it.

But today he felt particularly bad after he sobered up... Of course, being fucked by two friends who had drunk too much accounted for most of the reason, and the other small part was—he now remembered all the fuck.

And the memory is still very clear, as if his brain turned on the 24k high-definition panoramic camera with the determination that if he doesn't remember well now, he will regret for life.

He remembered in detail how the three drunks decided to go to the hotel to get a room, and then they didn't even have time to take a shower, so they kissed eagerly at the door, and Bakugo Katsuki hugged him from behind while biting his neck. Quickly unbuttoning the belts of the two of them, while Hong Jiaodong kissed him inseparably, he freed one hand to unbutton his shirt.

The three of them were sticky and moving towards the bed, and they moved skillfully, accurately and quickly with each other, like a 20-year-old driver who stepped on the accelerator and rushed to 120 straight to the highway without the slightest preparation.

Then Bakugo Katsuki dug out the condom and lubricating oil from the bedside table, Midoriya Izuku looked at each other, squeezed a space out of the inseparable passionate kiss and said he didn't want that.

So there was the scene that Izuku Midoriya saw when he woke up the next morning.

Midoriya Izuku despaired of his brain, which was particularly powerful at the inappropriate place at the inappropriate time.

What the hell was going through my head last night? ? ? ? ?

Izuku Lvgu almost doubted his own personality. He was like a computer with a graphics card that was not completely burned out. It looked normal on the surface and could even be turned on, but it would immediately cause problems as soon as the program was run.

In 800, there were studies showing that alcohol can effectively damage brain cells. Why didn't he listen to it at that time?

The ice in the coffee cup was almost shattered, and Izuku Midoriya noticed that the eyes of Tenya Iida and Urari Ochako were glued to his body, as if he was not their old classmate for many years but some magical alien species .

Izuku Lvgu picked up the cup with a straw in his mouth and took a sip of iced coffee expressionlessly. He still has a lot of things to solve and worry about now, but first, how should he answer the two people in front of him who are very familiar with him? .

"...how should I put it." Midoriya Izuku looked away again guiltily, not daring to look directly at the two people in front of him, "The three of us were so drunk last night that we missed the last train in the end. So I opened a room nearby, trying to make do with one night until I wake up the next day."

"That's it?" Liri Ochako stared at Izuku Midoriya, with obvious doubts in her eyes.

"But this doesn't explain why Toro and Bakugo fight. Although they usually don't have a good relationship, as professional heroes, no matter how much they hate each other, they won't..." Tenya Iida glanced at the person in the coffee shop. The screen analysis of the broadcast.

Izuku Midoriya followed Iida Tenya's words and glanced at the TV screen. Although the reporter told the scene, the two of them seemed to be fighting each other so deeply that they seemed to have slept with each other's wife.However, based on Izuku's understanding of the two of them, these two people are quite restrained in their shots, except for mutual attacks, they hardly affect passers-by or buildings——but to be honest, No. 2 and No. 3 The fact that heroes fight in the street is enough to cause unrest.

Green Valley Izuku began to talk nonsense without thinking about it, "It may be because the three of us had an in-depth discussion last night before falling asleep... They remembered it when they woke up, so they woke up on the spur of the moment. up."

Liri Ochako asked hesitantly, "How deep...?"

Izuku Midoriya recalled the size of Tokoro and Katsuki Bakugo, and stretched out his hand to cover half of his face, trying not to let his expression be seen by the two of them, "It's quite deep."

"Xiao Jiu, I know there are some things that you may not want to tell us or can't say..." Liri Ochako's expression looked a little strange, and Iida Tenya's expression also looked a little subtle.

——Of course you can’t say it? !Izuku Lvgu broke down in his heart and yelled. He drank until he became unconscious and brought two friends to the hotel. When he woke up the next morning, he found out that the two of them had said something like this. Anyway, he didn't want to be known by his acquaintances. ? !

Lvgu Izuku didn't want to think about whether the two had discovered something or made some conjectures. He lowered his head and took a sip of coffee, deciding to pretend to be stupid to the end today.Even if Liri Ochako and Iida Tenya guessed something, they would not admit it, after all, they have no evidence——

"But... Actually, I wanted to ask just now, Xiao Jiu, have you looked in the mirror today?"

Liri Ochako didn't wait for Izuku Midoriya's answer, she took out the small vanity mirror that girls always carry and handed it over, then pointed to the neck and neckline.

Careless.

In the mirror, Izuku Midoriya clearly saw dense red marks along the skin exposed from the collar of his shirt all the way up to the back of his neck, just like the notice board hanging on the fence that there are vicious dogs inside. The delivery man equipped with live ammunition blatantly told everyone who saw him: This man has his own master, please don't read it.

Green Valley Izuku closed his eyes in despair.He'd love to say it's a mosquito bite, but unfortunately it's late November...even the pigeons can't be bothered to be outside for long, let alone the mosquitos.

"...Okay, I admit defeat, Iida Liri, you can ask whatever you want." Midoriya Izuku smiled wryly and waved his hands to signal his surrender.

"Okay, then I'll ask directly." Li Ri Yuchazi circled her left thumb and index finger expressionlessly, and slowly extended her right index finger into the circle, "Xiao Jiu, are you...?"

...No, student Liri, why can you make this kind of action with a blank face? Even if I say you can ask, don't you think it's a bit too much to ask this question right from the start? ? ?

"You can't lie." Li Ri Ochako followed Midoriya Izuku, whose eyes were completely dead, as if she would not let her friend go without an answer.

———Help me? !

The No.1 hero figure felt that he had never been so weak and helpless. He frantically sent a distress signal to Iida Tenya with his eyes, and Iida Tenya gave him a slight nod to indicate receipt.

"Student Li Ri, this kind of question is a bit too intrusive on personal privacy, I don't think it's very good!" Tenya Iida said with a sense of justice.

"I'm just helping Xiaojiu stop escaping from reality." Liri Yuchazi took a big sip of iced coffee, and then put it on the table with great momentum, "To be honest, I'm actually a little angry, after all, Xiaojiu just Still thinking of making up something to fool us—it’s too much to exclude us from everything! You’re clearly suffering alone right now, aren’t you?”

Lvgu Izuku sighed, "Hey... But I feel that everyone can't help if I say it, it will only add trouble to everyone." He paused and continued, "Since Liri, you can see So, you guessed it right, I did sleep with Mr. Hong and Xiaosheng..."

Izuku Lvgu finally chose a slightly less straightforward word to describe it, not only in order not to sound too scary, but also to protect his already fragile nerves.

"And my plan is -- if Hong Jun and Xiao Sheng don't have such a clear memory of this matter as I do, I will keep this as a secret and take it to the grave for the rest of my life."

The atmosphere at the scene was very cold, like being scorched in a freezer and making shaved ice with your own personality.This stalemate didn't get better until Izuku's cell phone rang again.

The caller ID showed that it was still a call from the Midoriya Office, and Midoriya Izuku made an apologetic gesture to Urari Ochako and Iida Tenya and connected the call.

"Mr. Lugu, have you read the news?" The voice of the lady operator rang in Lugu's ears again, "I remember you just called me. The address of the Times is not far from XX Hotel, so I'll make a long story short, please go and stop the explosion." A quarrel between the heart and the frozen."

"It's true that I'm not far from that place, but..."

But I just ran away from there just now and you want me to take the initiative to go back to the center of the incident? ? ?Izuku Midoriya subconsciously wanted to refuse.

"Please don't refuse." The operator lady said flatly, "Mr. Lugu, you must also understand that very few people can retreat from the struggle between those two people -- except you."

No, really not, not only will I not be able to escape unscathed, but I will die a terrible death, even if I don’t die now, if Xiao Sheng and Mr. Hong find out what’s wrong with me, I’m guessing that life would be worse than death...

The shirt on the back of Izuku Midoriya was already soaked in cold sweat. He felt in his heart that he should refuse this request, but there was something called sense of responsibility swirling in his throat, and all his words of refusal were rejected. Lu repatriated.

The operator added the last straw to the honest man, and she opened the original line of ALLMIGHT saved in the phone.

"You must shoulder the responsibility of being a hero!"

With a click, Izuku Midoriya lost his sanity.

"Li Ri, did you bring cosmetics?" Midoriya Izuku heard himself asking.

Bakugo Katsuki and Hong Jiaodong are in a bad mood, they have been fighting each other for a long time, and the scene they saw when they opened their eyes this morning was like throwing Mentos into Coke, and it exploded at one point, so now it is In the scene you have seen, the No.2 and No.3 heroes lost their sanity and fought in the urban area. The relevant floors in the anonymous forum have been stacked up to more than ten floors, and the villain forum on the dark web is full of cheers Laughter and lucky draw to celebrate together.

"Aha? Yin Yang face, you should really look at your current expression. It's so ugly that I'm about to burst out laughing." Bakugo Katsuki provoked presumptuously, and didn't stop his movements. He knew that he was so open and wanton. How severe the punishment will be for his random use of personality to cause damage, but to the TM, he just wants to kill the Hong Jiaodong who looks particularly unpleasant today——

And Hong Jiaodong is not too far behind, the influence of hangover is still buzzing in his mind, and this has not affected his use of personality at all, the current temperature is not high, under his attack The surrounding area is even colder, like eating popsicles in the polar winter.

"Both and each other, Baohao, your expression is as disgusting as ever." Hong Jiaodong replied without warmth.

He couldn't remember what happened between midnight yesterday and this morning at all, but this didn't affect his desire to kill the damned Katsuki Bakugo in front of him today——

The development of history is always similar.

"Xiaosheng, Mr. Hong, you two——" The strong wind pressure came towards them along with the sound, and Baohao Katsuji and Hong Jiaodong turned their heads to look at the source of the sound in unison.

Green Valley Izuku drove towards them with full coverage of OFA and hurried towards them to block between the two of them, just like every time they had a dispute before.

"Don't worry about Fei Jiu, this matter has nothing to do with you!" Katsuki Bakugo said.

"Green Valley, you don't know what happened, please get out of the way." Hong Jiaodong said.

In fact, he didn't want to come either, but... Hey, I'm sorry, Mr. Xiaoshenghong.

Izuku Midoriya, who was definitely the one who knew the whole incident the most among the three present, closed his eyes in pain, and gave him a deep punch and a kick to the defenseless Hong Jiaodong and Bakugo Katsuki.

The onlookers gave out warm cheers and applause, and I even heard someone clapping and yelling for another one.He wiped his sweat, thinking of the death sight that Bo Hao Katsuki had given him before he passed out and the silent staring of Hong Jiao Dong before he passed out, he shuddered abruptly.

The farce finally came to a close temporarily. Izuku Midoriya handed over the two people who were in a coma to the relevant personnel of the office who came to meet him and was about to leave. He decided to go back immediately and apply for a long-term business trip. Well, as long as I can run to the ends of the earth without coming back...

"I'm sorry Mr. Puppet, I'm really bothering you... But our manpower really can't suppress Heartbroken and Jiao Dong. Before the two of them wake up and know what happened, can you please help me to watch from the sidelines? Is there any accident to stop these two immediately?" The heads of the two offices gave a ninety-degree bow to Izuku Midoriya with great apology, with a very respectful and humble tone.

"It's not troublesome, but I...that...actually..."

I do not want to? ?I can't do it? ?I beg you to find someone else, I really have something to do, today is my rest day, does anyone really remember? ? ?

Lu Gu Chujiu waved his hands again and again, his brain was running wildly, thinking about how to find a more tactful reason to refuse this request.

"Speaking of which, it is true that the current No.1, the symbol of the new generation of peace, and the high disciples of ALLMIGHT can stop these two so easily." The head of the firm led several people to the side of the car, and at the same time Said in a complimenting tone.

"Faced with these two problems, only Mr. Puppet can stand the two of them. I was worried that even if I could successfully stop the two of them, the two went crazy afterward... There is nothing we can do about it. Fortunately, there is a puppet watching." The person in charge smiled and took out the car key, unlocked the car door and said.

"...Ahaha, ha, is that so." Izuku Midoriya didn't know what other responses he could make except for a dry laugh.

"Mr. Puppet is really reassuring. In fact, I am a little embarrassed to say it. I am your fan. Chatting with you is like a dream. On the way later, can you tell me about the last time you were arrested? Are there any details about the criminal whose personality is mutated?" The person in charge opened one side of the car door, opened it for Izuku Midori and looked at him sincerely.

“………………Okay.” Midoriya Izuku replied dryly.