If we say that the emotional dispute between heroes and dolls is called an epic Shura field.

Then there are three dolls who are hot and heartbroken, plus the mother doll, mother who is hot and cold, and sister Jiao Dong, there are six people in total, and the number of people is twice as high as that of the epic level just now. What should I call it?

The hero figure doesn't know what to call it, but to him, this situation can be simply called a nightmare, or hell.

He, the hero doll, whose real name is Izuku Midoriya, was sitting in the middle seat of one of the six-seat sofas in the restaurant.

Sitting on his left, he just happened to have fucked his ass two days ago, and yesterday he still wanted to do it again, but it didn't work. After knowing each other for more than [-] years, he always thought that the private relationship was not very good, but suddenly he became a child with a negative distance. Taming, the heartbroken hero, whose real name is Katsuki Bakugo, is currently biting his fork fiercely while staring at himself.

And on his right side, it is even more coincidental that he had fucked his own ass with Bakugo Katsuki two days ago, confessed to himself heartily while kissing himself yesterday, and even accidentally directly at the press conference this morning A long-time friend who has come out publicly, hero name Jiao Dong, real name Hong Jiao Dong, is now calmly pouring lemonade into the empty cup in front of Lu Gu Dejiu.

For a time, Izuku Midoriya thought that there could be no worse situation in the world than when he woke up to find his two friends asleep on both sides of him naked.But now he has quickly overturned his original cognition, and there are worse situations than that—for example, the two friends who actually slept with him in the morning just performed a show of coming out publicly, and at noon he himself To sit and eat with these two friends who want to fuck his ass, and bring their three parents along.

Ah, let any enemy come and kill me.

Facing the benevolent eyes of the three parents who cast their eyes on him, Lugu Izujiu thought so in a daze.

The air conditioner in the restaurant is fully turned on, and the temperature is adjusted very well. Even if you sit here wearing only a single shirt in this season, you won’t feel any discomfort.However, Midoriya Izuku, who was caught in the middle by Bakugo Katsuki, scorched and frozen, felt suffocated.

As if feeling the tense atmosphere, the waiter was leading them to change tables and delivering menus, and they never came back after they finished ordering, as if they didn't want to be involved in this seemingly fierce war Come.No matter how difficult the scene is, there will always be someone to break the game. Bakugo Katsuki, who has the same temperament as Bakugo Katsuki, looked at Izuku Midoriya with a smile and spoke.

"Yo Deku, long time no see, you've grown up so much, how are you doing recently?"

Lu Guchu sat upright for a long time, grabbed his pants with his hand under the table, and replied very nervously after seeing it: "Ah, it's still... okay? It's been a long time, Aunt Guangji, how about you?"

"I'm fine." Bakugo Katsuki glanced at Bakugo Katsuki, who had a bad expression, and continued, "It's just this brat who really isn't easy."

"Who wants to worry about you, a stinky old woman, you should take care of yourself." Bakugo Katsuki frowned, and said angrily: "I will solve my own affairs by myself. I didn't plan to... Damn, it's all This idiot with a yin and yang face slipped his mouth."

Even if the topic has nothing to do with him, he still has to be forced to be dissed. He Jiaodong still calmly glanced at Katsuki Bakugo, then turned to look at Izuku Midori and said slowly: "Sorry Midori, it's me Said that leaking my tongue caused you trouble."

"Ahaha, ahaha..." Izuku Midoriya forced a smile while shaking his hand and said, "...Yeah, it's okay."

Hong Jiaodong shook his head, from his handsome face that was still expressionless at this time, I couldn't tell what the other party was thinking, but based on the experience of the past two days, Izuku subconsciously went to the other side. While shrinking back, I felt that what Hong Jiaodong was going to say next might be...

"As an apology, I've already thought about how to deal with it." Hong Jiaodong said calmly.

"Oh, what is it..." Izuku Midoriya asked casually without any hope.

Hong Jiaodong looked at Izuku Lvgu, and said solemnly: "Lvgu, I will be responsible for your reputation, let's get married."

"This is not a treatment method at all, is it?!" Midoriya Izuku couldn't bear it anymore, and forcibly suppressed the urge to punch the opponent's face and shouted.And there was someone on the scene who was far more excited than Izuku Midoriya, the person who was proposed, and this person immediately jumped up.

"I'll kill you with a yin and yang face!!!!" Bakugo Katsuki slapped the table directly.

That is to say, there are only six of them left in the restaurant now, and they are all well-known and well-known heroes, so the waiter didn't come to chase them away, otherwise Hao Katsuki would slap the table as if he was going to smash the scene, The restaurant had already secretly called the police.

"This is the optimal solution I came up with." Hong Jiaodong said seriously.

He pretended to despise Lugu Izuku so much that he couldn't care less, he said with a ferocious expression: "Isn't Fei Jiu the same as getting married to me?!"

Hong Jiaodong paused, as if he hadn't thought of how to refute Katsuki Bakugo's words, so he turned his head and said to Izuku Midoriya, "Lvgu, I think people like Bakugo will definitely beat their wives after they get married, I don't think so." I think it was a wise choice to choose him.”

Amidst Bakugo Katsuki's scolding, Midoriya Izuku's mind was in a mess, and he just replied instinctively: "...but Xiaosheng can't beat me in a one-on-one fight."

These words were so convincing that Bakugo Katsuki and Hong Jiaodong were stunned at once, but they quickly reacted and began to say "Boom Jiaodong/Bakugo Katsuki is an idiot who doesn't deserve it at all." Engage in objects" as the core of the argument began to argue.

The atmosphere on the side of the younger generation is terrible, and the atmosphere on the side of the parent group is harmonious.

"It's nice to be young." Baohao Guangji sighed, took the kettle on the table and poured water for Hong Dongmei and Lugu Yinzi who were sitting beside him.

"Oh, I'm sorry to trouble you." Hong Dongmei thanked politely.

"Introduction, it seems like we haven't met for a long time." Bao Haoguang said while putting down the kettle, holding his cheek with one hand while recalling.

"Have the children grown up after all?" Lugu Yinzi glanced at the three people who were quarreling across the way and said with emotion: "They have grown so big in the blink of an eye, I still remember the scene of their first sports festival back then Well, it seems like it was yesterday... how time flies."

"Yeah, I also remember that time. Speaking of Jiao Dong, I am really grateful to Green Valley for being able to grow into what it is now." Hong Dongmei blinked and said very sincerely.

The trio of parents communicated with emotion, Hong Dongmei was a generation behind Lugu Yinzi and Bao Haoguang, but because her mother was away, the eldest sister was like a mother, and she took care of Hong Jiaodong all the year round and gained experience in raising children in advance young women blended into this mother-level conversation without any sense of disobedience.

With the dining table as the dividing line, one side of the table was full of noise, and the other side was talking in a heated atmosphere. The two groups of people completely forgot why they came to this restaurant today.But even if they forget, there will always be someone who will not forget.

A waiter walked to their table unhurriedly with a dining trolley, smiled politely and said, "Sorry for keeping you waiting, this is your meal, please take it easy."

At this moment, the six people sitting at the table finally remembered: We are here for dinner.

The advantage of Western food is that everyone eats their own food, and everyone has a plate in front of them without disturbing each other, so several people lowered their heads and ate quietly—how could this be possible.

Bakugo Katsuki and Hong Jiaodong were quarreling, their faces were flushed, their breathing was short of breath, the veins on their foreheads were bulging, and the hand holding the knife fiercely forked on the dishes on the plate, as if what was lying on the plate was not food But his own stupid love rival.

Izuku Lvgu kept silent about this. Generally speaking, he sincerely hoped that Katsuki Bakugo and Katsuki Hong Jiaodong would stop arguing and get dizzy. Then he realized that he was the source of all the quarrels, and then directly gave himself two Since then, the world has been at peace with the knife.

However, fate seems to be that Lugu Izuku is not pleasing to the eye, and if Lugu Izuku pretends to be offline, someone will suddenly remember that he pulled him out abruptly and return to the focus of everyone's attention.

Dongmei suddenly remembered something, stopped what she was doing, looked straight at Izuku Midori and said, "Speaking of which, did I send a message to Mr. Midori before, saying that I wanted to find some time to talk about it?" talk?"

"Now that I said it, I remembered that I also sent a message like this." Bao Haoguang thought of something when he heard the words, and followed the other party's eyes to look over.

Lvgu Chujiu broke out in cold sweat behind his back, as if he was facing a big enemy.He forced himself to answer calmly: "Ah, I received those two messages. I was in a mess at the time so I didn't take care of them. Then I was busy with work and came here to meet my mother. I haven't had a chance to reply. I'm sorry." Made you worry."

"It's okay, it's not a big deal." Hong Dongmei smiled, she has the best temper among the children of the Hong family, her personality is different from Andeva's bad temper, and she is more inclined towards the gentleness and gentleness of her mother That kind of temper.She continued politely: "I just want to have a casual chat with Mr. Lugu. You don't need to be so nervous. Who knew that we just met by chance today..."

"I'm almost the same." Bao Haoguang laughed too, and she gestured to Hong Dongmei, "Then Dongmei, come first."

The politeness of these two people made Izuku Midoriya feel even more uncomfortable. If there is a hole in the ground here, he would be really impulsive to learn from an ostrich and stuff his head in to escape reality... It's a pity that there is no such thing.

Izuku Midoriya was so tense and stiff that he could go straight to the mechanical dance.He took a deep breath, and kept making various guesses in his mind about the possible questions that Toki Dongmi and Pao Haoguangji might ask.At this time, he felt that someone from behind him patted his back twice unhurriedly from one side, with a sense of comfort.On the other side, someone stretched out his hand to hold his hand that was still clinging to his pants, which was hidden under the table. That hand was a circle bigger than his, and it completely covered the back of his hand. A little peace of mind.

Izuku Midoriya raised his head and looked to the right, his face was calm and still expressionless, no one could see what he was thinking; With a disdainful sneer on his face, his attitude was the same as in the past, but Izuku Midoriya was, as always, uncertain about his thoughts.

It seems that a feather is lightly falling on the calm water, or the drizzle is drizzled on your face.what are they thinkingI don't know about Green Valley.But to be honest, if someone suddenly asks Izuku Midoriya what you are thinking, the answer that Izuku Midoriya can give him is just that he doesn't know.

Toki Fuyumi's voice lingered in Midoriya Izuku's ears, and it sounded as gentle as hers.

"Actually... I just want to take a closer look at the person Jiao Dong likes. Although I have met Mr. Lugu before, but the time is too short, I feel that I didn't look carefully enough." Hongdong smiled with a good temper, as if With an inexplicable apology, "I didn't expect Mr. Lugu to be so nervous. It seems that I scared you. I'm sorry."

"There is no such thing." Lugu Izuku repeatedly waved his hands in denial, "You don't have to apologize to me, this is too..."

"As for the matter between you and Jiao Dong..." Hong Dongmei blinked after changing another topic, her tone sounded a little happy: "Although Jiao Dong is a very slow child, but I believe him The choice I made. In short, Jiao Dong is indeed stupid sometimes, but overall he is a good boy, thank you for enlightening him at that time, and I will trouble you later.”

I'll trouble you later on what it means. Is this what the woman's parents said when she married her daughter?Miss Hong Dongmei, please be sober, that is your younger brother and he is a man, and why can't you pull him back and worry about it yourself? ? ?

Lvgu Izuku was dumbfounded at the spot, not knowing how to answer the conversation. After holding back for a long time, he forced out a sentence like squeezing toothpaste: "I don't think this...is very appropriate?"

Green Valley Izuku is fighting alone, while the ladies on the opposite side seem to be relying on the number of people to prepare for a war of attrition.Bao Haoguang raised his eyebrows, not at all prepared to give Lu Gu a long time to think, seeing Hong Dongmei finished speaking and nodding to her, he said directly: "Our two families have known each other for so long, what kind of brat is this?" You are also very clear about the type, so I won’t go into details.”

"This stinky boy has been so worry-free since he was a child. He can solve everything by himself. Even this time, his treatment of you...is only known by my mother after reading the news! If it is not known to everyone, my mother will call Ask him if he will admit it yet!" Bakugo Koji became angry as she spoke, she threw a sharp knife at Bakugo Katsuki who had no regrets at all, picked up the glass and took a sip of water and continued: "I just wanted to tell you that I have no objection to what you like, and it would be more reassuring to say that this brat's partner is you."

Don't worry so much? ! !Are you also the type of parent whose daughter is slow to sell, and after finally finding someone who has been taken advantage of, she can't wait to dump her and finally breathe a sigh of relief? !

When it came to the conversation, Izuku Midoriya seemed to have entered a dead end. Facing Bakugo Mitsuji and Toumi Fuyumi, he said, "I am very open-minded. Solve the emotional entanglements between you young people by yourself, we will not intervene." But we are very optimistic about you" expression, Izuku Midoriya really didn't even know where to start to explain, the words between us are innocent, Izuku Midoriya couldn't even say it——after all, he He really slept with his younger brother and son.

Ren Shan is bullied, Ma Shan is ridden... Yes, he knows this truth, but why is it him who is ridden and bullied?God, you have to change someone to target every now and then, right? ? !

For a moment, crystal clear liquid filled Izuku's eye sockets, and the low air pressure surrounded Izuku's body, which seemed to imply the arrival of a storm.After all, Lvgu Yinzi is a real mother, and she still feels sorry for her son. Seeing Lvgu Izuku's face about to cry, Lvgu Yinzi subconsciously said: "That dish is going to be cold, let's eat first, what do you have to say? I think we can talk about it after eating first."

Lvgu Izuku would not refute his mother's words; Hong Jiaodong and Bakugo Katsuki obviously would not refute their future mother-in-law for such an insignificant matter; Naturally, she wouldn't spoil the interest of her future in-laws.So for a while, only the slight knocking of knives, forks and plates could be heard on the dining table for six, and the atmosphere was harmonious and peaceful, as if a great peace treaty had just been signed between the United Nations.

The meal always has to be finished, and the reality always has to be faced.Izuku Lvgu’s meal was muddled and tasteless, the fried veal steak, which was crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, was like soap in his mouth; the thick western soup rolled over his tongue, and he only felt that he had just It seems that I just poured a pot of water into my stomach.

After the women's trio had almost eaten, they began to chat about some popular topics such as luxury makeup and clothing that Izuku Midoriya would never understand. , sitting there with nothing to do, his eyes from time to time sweeping like a knife at Midoriya Izuku who wanted to cut a steak into 360 pieces to eat.

Under this kind of torture, Izuku Midori showed his perseverance as the chief hero, and he dragged the time so hard that he could no longer delay it.10 minutes after everyone finished eating, Izuku Midoriya put the last piece of beef that had been cut into the size of a nail into his mouth, and drank the remaining sip of lemonade in the glass, sighed and said: " Then since everyone has almost eaten, then I will pay the bill?"

Such high-end restaurants generally use waiters to come to the table to charge instead of customers going to the counter to check out, and this restaurant is no exception.After Lugu Izuku paid the money and the waiter went to get the change, Lugu Yinzi, who had already seen that his son could not cope with such a complicated scene, handed Lugu Izuku a "look at me" sign Then he hurriedly said, "After paying the bill, you young people can go out for a stroll by yourself. I want to chat with Mitsuji and Ms. Dongmei for a while."

Midoriya Izuku nodded, only felt a sore nose, and once again deeply felt the truth that only one's mother is good in the world.

But having said that, even if you don't have a brain and use your toes to do the math, you can get the answer of 6-3 with 3 remaining. Deducting the supplementary Izuku Izuku himself, Izuku Izuku has two big troubles to face.

Accompanied by a few crisp wind chimes, the three of them appeared in the alley at the back door of the restaurant.This alley is relatively secluded, except for this restaurant, there are no merchants, except for the occasional people who can't find a parking space will come here to look for a parking space, and few people pass by here.

No one moved, no one spoke, and silence spread among the three of them, as if no one wanted to be the first to speak and be the target.Izuku Lvgu lowered his head, grasped the hem of his clothes with his fingers, and there seemed to be a villain shouting in his mind: Look at this embarrassing scene, can you just say something? !

Izuku Lvgu took a deep breath, and after mentally building himself, he forced out an awkward smile and said, "Well...the weather is good today? What are Xiaosheng and Mr. Hong's plans for the future?"

"I didn't have it before I met you." Hong Jiaodong replied calmly.

"What do you think?" Bakugo Katsuki sneered, as if the question Midoriya Izuku asked was mentally retarded.

"I mean..." Izuku Lvgu stammered, "Actually, I still have to work today. If you are free, why don't I..."

Before Lvgu Dejiu could finish his sentence, the fiery gazes of Hong Jiaodong and Bakugo Katsumi had already cast on him like throwing knives.Izuku of Midoriya trembled subconsciously, swallowed the following words abruptly and did not dare to say them out.

"You're going back first, right?" Bakugo Katsuki once again showed an amiable and uneasy smile like a wolf giving New Year greetings to a sheep. Relying on the closeness of the three of them, he took a step forward and put his hand on it unceremoniously. Said on Green Valley's shoulder, "Why would I not let you go, I seem to be such an unreasonable person?"

You are Xiaosheng, do you have any misunderstandings about yourself? ? ?

As a good old man, Lvgu Izuku would never say it in person, no matter how much he arranged his own thoughts in his heart, so he could only say against his conscience: "Of course...isn't...?"

"That's right." Katsuki Bakugo patted Izuku Midoriya's shoulder lightly as if to appease him, put on his bright smile that gave people no sense of security, and said, "But Before you go, answer Lao Tzu's question first."

The alarm bell in Izuku Midoriya's head rang loudly, and he asked hesitantly, "...what is it?"

Bakugo Katsuki's fingers on Midoriya Izuku's shoulder tightened, and his shoulder hurt from grabbing.But Izuku Midoriya had a bitter face and did not dare to express any objection, but Katsuki Bakugo's friendly smile began to become more and more ferocious, so ferocious that even Izuku Midoriya, who had seen it for many years, felt chills in his heart.

Bakugo Katsuki said unhurriedly: "Did you fucking decide to pay attention, and then you will continue to play this kind of game with me. If I chase you, you run away, and if I ask you, you just pretend to be stupid." It lasted, huh?"

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